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Ok_Gear_7448

Well what else do we have: unemployed slate miner unemployed coal miner unemployed steel worker unemployed sheep farmer stroke victim ooh I know unemployed stroke victim


txakori

I am from the unemployed slate miner area of the country, but unemployed coal miner would also work.


ZZerker

'Unemployed sheep miner' it is.


DeadAssociate

david the unemployed sheep farmer?


cptbrainbug

Sheep loving stroke victim?


Strong-Clothes4993

Isn't Sardinian flair "Sheep shagger"? Because there lies the difference they shag them, you love them. For a Sardinian the relationship is merely physical, you on the other hand like to take them out for dinner or to see a movie before the hairy lovemaking. P.s. I don't know what I'm talking about, still hyped from Italy's match, ITALIA!


ScoreDivision

The welsh are known in English as sheep shaggers actually. No idea why they've went for sheep lovers instead when that's literally what they get called.


Strong-Clothes4993

Yeah, I imagined. I guess they went for "Sheep lover" because it was more offensive something like "you don't just shag them, you also love them", but then when they made the Sardinian flair the offensiveness of the Welsh one had failed. We can either change one of them, even though regional flair may be difficult to understand by outsiders. Since Sardinian are mocked about their height, they can be pretty vindictive and they live a lot, I propose the following: - Revengeful dwarf - Immortal dwarf Or we can change them both and joke about their shared interest of shagging sheep, and have: - Italian Welsh (for Sardinians) - English Sardinian (for Welsh) Note: the choice to use Italian/English in the last two may also be a way to not acknowledge their strong independent identities.


ScoreDivision

I personally am all for not acknowledging any of my neighbors independent identities. They are all British. Meanwhile I am English.


txakori

Bit disappointed that "Thatcher voter" hasn't been suggested.


MatthewPyro

thatcher is too much for anyone


YerDadsBurnerAccount

We had a Thatcher related one for a while, I suppose it’s a little tired?


momentimori

It could be worse. You could be 'the only gay in the village'.


Complex_Biscotti8205

I am fine with the label. However, the Scottish flair doesn't even include a Union flag, this must be fixed.


arussianbee

Why put a Union flag in there if you could simply put an English flag there and call it a day?


sephirothbahamut

i assumed it was that way on purpose


Dr-Otter

Well that's an actual country 


Stravven

If you are tired of fucking sheep you should fuck fewer sheep. That's like Barry saying he's tired of beating his missus.


Greyzer

Yeah, try a goat or something.


[deleted]

Have you tried not loving sheep?


Melodic_Degree_6328

How is sheep lover not perfect? If I think of Wales I think of some Englishman in denial fucking a sheep.


txakori

tbf, until I started posting here I genuinely thought that Bavaria was one of those made-up countries like Syldavia, Ruritania or Belgium.


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Melodic_Degree_6328

I think of them everytime the topic of beastiality comes up. So on a quite regular basis.


Ianassa

Hmm ”Englishman in denial”?


RD____

It’s poking fun at how Wales was annexed by norman england


ThamesIronworker

The best flair would be “Principality Not A Country”


ArieWess

Not a country, is also great for Catalunya.


meatieso

"Independence speedrun any%".


ThamesIronworker

lol true


UgoTheBible

Leek dildo user


WongUnglow

You seen how many Cornish say “im (x) generation Cornish”, the higher the number the freaky looking. Those are some ugly Hills have eyes looking jabberwocky. I want them to have a flair so they’re not English. The little lizards


bronquoman

Pure breed people. The best.


CaterpillarLoud8071

Lizard "people" would be a genuinely good flair for the Kerns, the most inbred hick area is called Lizard


LoneWolf622

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch or Speaks Klingon The weird language is the only thing I know about Wales.


vinividifuckthis

- Are you two ladies from Ireland? - It's Wales, stupid! - I'm sorry, are you two whales from Ireland?


Ironfist85hu

Properly offensive flari? How about "English"?


arussianbee

That's reserved for the Scots, nobody hates being English more than them


Ironfist85hu

Then "Doesn't exist anymore"?


arussianbee

More like "Completely Unrecognised"


Nigricincto

I'm really sorry but so many seasons of 8 of 10 cats proved that is the only relevant thing about Wales.


Curryflurryhurry

Didn’t Cornwall have second home lover for a bit?


type556R

Why do you want to forget your own roots? Take some time to think about this 🐑


RD____

West Anglian


hassanmurat

What about "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"?


SamsquanchOfficial

Ahh i love this sub. Not only are we intellectually ready to make fun of eachother's countries without getting offended, we actually have the knowledge to address and diss specific regions of other countries


wunschpunsch69

Shexit 2024


Ceiwyn89

"Lost to Saxons"?


Kurdt93

You don't have much to offer. Denied.


RD____

I beg to differ, we made viagra. Sometimes you get a bit decensitised to sheep yknow.


smackdealer1

Still more creative than ours.


annoying97

Wait your Welsh... I thought you were kiwi... (This was a dumb fucking joke) As to your request, I asked my man and his response was "since when do the sheep fuckers not fuck sheep" Sooooooooo idk.


DrBeepersBeeper

Parisian Tunnel Divers?


smuxy

Test


nAndaluz

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Used to have its own culture PS. Theres no UK flag emoji?