But doesn't that require that pervert stuff like >!holding hands!<

the decline of the danish people is something to cheer about. I hope their "language" dies out with them.

Even if we died off our language would live on in yours...

LIES, norsk is completely different from whatever your gibberish is!!

yall speak the same language

Bro, we have to get roasted by the Scandinavians that we like the most (and sound the most like)

Time to do like Sweden, guys... Btw, I was wondering how much they paid the actor who does the guy with the laptop and toilet paper.

Wait.. do people get paid for that??

Ok... Now this is one of the weirdest public information films I've seen in a while.... Clearly the danish have fallen a long way from their old rape, pillage and plunder viking days

There also is not much worth of plundering in England nowadays.

I'm sure they could find a lot to plunder in London. Maybe another 4th crusade style plunder to recapture the old capital?

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We are ready to help but only in the name of glorious Europe

let it never be said that we Italians do not sacrifice ourselves in the name of European solidarity!

You say that as if you do not realise that d*nish women moan in danish That's the real reason their birth rates are so low; it's an instant boner-killer/vagina-drier

they can even get a sore throat sometimes, right? The only trouble is that they would then look Hollanders!

As long as they don't look like viking whale I am ready to endure their weird language

They're the ugly trolls of Scandinavia Which still means that they're much more beautiful than the gnomes you southlets call 'women' though

The fact we have the women we have in the south does not mean the others are unreachable my dear north Islamic friend

You mean they're not ungettable; our strong and majestic women are too tall for you Luigis to reach

We are all the same height when we are horizontal

It's okay, we'll teach them how to speak correct German later.

Thanks, can you also teach the Dutchies?

We can try. But at first, we have to do something about their throat issues.

That's why the Vikings actively searched for non Scandinavian partners?

They searched for gold and a good KDA, your women was just a bonus

Nope the pillaged woman from Barry and took every good looking girl. That's why susan exist.

Yeah as a bonus When I said "your women" I included the brits; all you southerners are the same to me Mr. Rossi

Damn Sven, grouping us with Barry?

Sorry not sorry friendo

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Haikusbot got fuck a danish

Ah yes, I usually fuck without a condom or other protections if I'm on a sunny vacation

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Alaflamoute ?

This sounds like feverdream-german, like im having a stroke while listening, my ears feel like i understand but my brain cant comprehend

Just do it the german way. But we got dibs on the afghans and syrians, kapiert?

Just get a vasectomy, they get disappointed for a bit, but then shut up about it after a while cos it ain't gonna happen.