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Be thankful for women like those at your side, they get scarcer and scarcer


downvotedforwoman

>Be thankful for women I refuse.


Convallariamajalisae

based


alexxela8

https://i.redd.it/jy63nezx463b1.gif


[deleted]

Why haven’t you changed your pfp yet


arbiter12

>click on profile > >CTRL+F & full-load.js on "pfp" > >1/54 results > >CTRL+F & *nothing* is STILL 1/3 results... (past 2 days posts only) You need to stop caring about pfp, son. No one will run an intervention on you...


Sneedzilla

imagine caring about something you gotta leave old reddit to change or even see


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[deleted]

What a way to out yourself as a dog fucker


EzraPerrin

Had a woman like this. She went insane after we broke up and is now kissing other girls


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balbahoi

Who's that pokemon??


MyOwnAntichrist

Why the fuck did you break up?


_user109_

Not him, but I'm in a long-term relationship with a girl like that right now, and it's been going well for over a year. But in my experience, girls like that tend to be very high maintenance. And I can imagine that for some guys, it could be difficult to provide the amount of attention that she requires. If you spend a lot of time at work, if you have to travel for work a lot, or if you just like to hang out with your pals during the weekend sometimes and go hit some bars until late at night, it's going to cause issues with her. There's upsides and downsides to everything, I guess.


periodicchemistrypun

Yeah same thing, cute, submissive and comfortable but when that image breaks its tears, controlling and self important. Meanwhile no fun. She wanted comfortable, that means no drinks, no sex and no building to anything exciting like holidays or projects.


_user109_

My girl isn't like that. She just gets pissy when she doesn't get enough attention but other than that, we fuck plenty and plan stuff together all the time. I've learned how to handle her at this point.


periodicchemistrypun

Aye, different ways it goes. After that relationship I’m not sure if relationships are supposed to be a source of comfort at all. The good news is it helped me get diagnosed with adhd.


panzek

Man I think I have the same shit


periodicchemistrypun

Hey man don’t call my ex shit


CoomWillBeMyDoom

She isn't real, take your meds and she'll disappear


_user109_

I love my wife


CoomWillBeMyDoom

![gif](giphy|z8J181DJ66IGzhkAv0)


_user109_

Where is my wife


MyOwnAntichrist

Sounds good to me. I don't have "pals", anyway.


EzraPerrin

Because it was a thin facade. She really just wanted to have fun and party, whereas I had her dressing modestly and got people to respect her. I showed her her worth and she threw it all away. Some people have underlying issues that can’t be fixed by a romantic partner. They need counseling or family intermission to resolve those kinds of issues.


ReDaerD

yes thats called bpd


EzraPerrin

No?


DeltaRed12

should I even ask what a cishetmale is


Live-Consequence-712

It's LGBTQ speak for normal


MyOwnAntichrist

LMGTFYOMGBBQ10NM+++


Narrow-Tree8061

LGBTQHITLERDIDNOTHINGWRONG++


Intelligent-Noise-83

Most sane redditor (I am one too)


mythicallizardmusic

Pls unabbreviate for me, I'm retarded


Live-Consequence-712

thats just the new LG monitor its a serial number


MyOwnAntichrist

Let me Google that for you oh my God barbecue 10 nanometre+++


Sneedzilla

*troonspeak


Dicksmcgee43

BS term for straight dude


AdamBombKelley

Tards trying to make a slur for normal people


in_elation

Cisgender, heterosexual, male


mrstorydude

Cisgender, heterosexual man Basically a man that is straight and not trans


st1ffs0cks

It's a straight guy who isn't trans


AnObviousThrowaway13

Based on the language used, there are no actual women in anon’s relationship. Anyway check out dwarven gigachad: https://i.redd.it/vzh95ugoe73b1.gif


redditiscancer54321

I want one of an Elf that says repost if hate Orcs


AnObviousThrowaway13

It should be a drow doing the thug shaker


TheRealRorr

*Distributes speed potions to predominatly Drow neighborhoods.*


spogel

God I wish that was me but I was the woman but I'm still a man and also another man is the man and i


gamahon69

wow im such a quirky agp hrt femboy [https://media.tenor.com/R4bqdpchzfoAAAAd/buzz-lightyear-factory.gif](https://media.tenor.com/R4bqdpchzfoAAAAd/buzz-lightyear-factory.gif)


spogel

crawls into the back of your throat and lays my spawn


Galactic-Gains

Get help


spogel

turns you inside out and rolls you in a bed of salt


Appropriate_Pop4968

You forgot the uwu


TheShinyGaz

Good girl. Merry Christmas


syphilitic_venom

Breathe!


Zynbeltrudis

is this gay?


orddropsandslapshots

> as a cishetmale So bros, which ones the T?


Weppih

the girl


CONE-MacFlounder

Nothing on /tttt/ is even remotely close to normal


Long_Ad8016

Wow, anon really be climbing the ladder to success huh


Sumfinfunny

Cishetmale lmao. These fuckers are just making jargon up to make themselves sound smart. Just like salesmen who overload you with jargon.


GasolineSmellah

It’s truly over, isn’t it.


[deleted]

The West has fallen, yes, I am aware Newcells...


RenkaneStark

Wtf is a cishet? Just say you’re normal fucking unwashed baboon, don’t join the paranoia.


HelgaShtrausberg

Why be normal when you can be based?


PleaseHelpMeDesu

Why do train conductors use that image of your pfp?


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BanatAt500k

He forgot it was toon now


AdamBombKelley

Thank you automod for saying the words for us so we don't get banned


StabStabby-From-Afar

Where can I get a guy to hold me and call me a good girl?


DigitalPlebe

At your state penitentiary


SnooPuppers8810

Most normal 4channer meets tourist


ProxyGeneral

"Guys I was promised le funny greentexts from reddit and twitter reposts, why is everyone posting gay pornography?"


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Hot


TheBasedFeudalist163

https://preview.redd.it/5ai2ohhz193b1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4784948363cb0e3cafc6342bb783bde56677aede


[deleted]

No, most mentally healthy women don’t react well to being treated like puppies or little girls.


Peashooter1098

supporting how theres most likely no real women involved in this relationship


[deleted]

That’s my point lol


One-Full

why are bottom straights like this


Left-Explanation3754

the fuck is a bottom straight speak normal, you homo man