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Dramatic-Patient-280

UNCLE LEO! The clepto


Infiniteefactorial

It was a crime of passion! I’m an old man! I’m confused!


CivilFollowing7190

He was lucky as f*** to find Annie. No one would be thrilled to be with this fat ass. No one would even ever want to have sex with him.omg


-kittsune-

Is he lucky, or did he deliberately drop himself into an Asian country where culturally they prioritize living a good life and seizing opportunities to be “kept” over love…? I do think Annie loves him, idiotic though she may be for it, but yeah - he’s the problematic type that can’t get an American woman so instead they go to bang their way through Thai prostitutes and if they happen to find a nice poor woman in need of rescuing, they “rescue” them via a green card. Same with Caesar going to Ukraine - the women there are culturally taught that love doesn’t really matter, only a man’s ability to provide. men pay for everything, you date to marry only, you pop out babies immediately. No luck about it.


Firm_Discussion_1048

He can get an American woman, just not a young one with a hot body which is what he thinks he deserves. I hate men like this. Like just date women in your own league. Older chubby ladies need love too 😅


CivilFollowing7190

Oh luck was involved. I could be hungry and i wouldn't take a grain of rice from that man, much less have sex with him.


-kittsune-

Same, and his own family didn’t like him either so I don’t blame you ☺️


Professional_Leg4936

The brows 😂


bettyknockers786

Hellooooooo!


LyleLanley99

Hello!


seansa2020

“I don’t like your tone!”


kashmir726

I am dying. This is way too accurate.


wtbrift

"I don't like your demeanor".


capixo

Hello?


HippieChick75

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bitter-Comment-7704

Omfg THIIIISSS HOLY FUUCK☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


deaconblues04

EXACTLY. Did not recognize David at first. And no big deal, I support, but is he going to continue his transition?


Training_Union9621

Just snorted so loud


Properclearance

⚰️⚰️⚰️


Independent_Ad_5664

Not only microbladed he got them laminated.


Obvious_Mango65

I think just microbladed? I’ve been getting mine microbladed for the last 7 years. This looks about 3 weeks after when they start to flake. You have to keep moisturizing them too which leads to this v weird look.


Theory_hacker

I do brows and that’s fresh microblading and shading. A bad job of it. Pigment will be Dark, lighten up and go a little bit darker again. But that is Waaaaaay too dark. Especially for his skin tone and mature skin. Nano brows work best on more mature skin.


soup4breakfast

God mine look so awful every time I get them done. Just like this. She like lets the dye sit on top of the skin after. But then in a month or so they look perfect. I don’t know what the hell she does, but it’s a terrifying couple of days after.


ep2587

I Call them Joan Crawford . Brows


BattleTwat

No wire hangers!


Theory_hacker

😂 I’m so sorry! You are too funny!! When it’s fresh it can look a bit overwhelming. But over time between 4-6 weeks you Tend to see the final result. Some go back for a touch up session to make andjustments After 8 weeks as the trauma to the skin needs to be completely healed. The dye is to penetrate into the skin so that it will last longer. Thats why an artist needs to be upfront about the entire process And explain in detail what happens. It’s dark for the first 1-2 weeks and begins to lighten up while healing. But I am sure yours turn out beautifully because everything that you described is the process and supposed to happen 😂. Thats why the first thing I tell people, it’s going to be dark but do not worry as it will lighten up in a few weeks.


Certain-Asparagus908

Why the f did he get them 😭 it looks insane lol


Theory_hacker

Maybe to twin with Annie 😂. Seriously they thin as you get up there in age but THAT is not what he should have done. Nano brows are so much better on men. And oh yes men definitely get them. https://preview.redd.it/bg9p6s5r7n9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c986b311661913a203f260a42872e243dc11213


Certain-Asparagus908

Wow now that looks great!


90DayFinesse

Now that is a completely different look and so much more natural! It’s practically undetectable whereas Davids look like a solid line and way too dark for his skin tone, as you said. You should send him this


boo2utoo

He has that feminine look. He used to line his eyes. He looked feminine then too. There has to be a way to do eyebrows on a man and him still look masculine? Some New Jersey guys look like that too and others look masculine. I don’t know why, but too dark and shaped like a women’s brow


Certain-Asparagus908

Totally feminine on him. He used to line his eyes? Like with eyeliner? Whyyyy lol


boo2utoo

His waterline is what it looked like. He wasn’t doing his eyebrows at the time. He made me feel like he needed testosterone. Sometimes heavyset men have a higher voice and giggle. They don’t seem as masculine. Not saying all. I’m saying some. We had several at our office. The Dr would do tests. David is older too. He’s fortunate to have someone who loves him. They live in the heat, so I’m sure he takes 2 showers a day to stay fresh.


flossiejeanne

My first thought...very feminine


grannygogo

Well as stupid as it looks, God bless them for turning poverty around, kicking its ass, and having money for IVF treatments and microblading, etc. His friend Chris is probably borrowing from him now!


Used_Anywhere379

I wonder if he paid Chris back


NonieMarie

Me, too. I remember Annie was shocked he borrowed all that money. She said it would be paid back. I hope so.


Certain-Asparagus908

Is it the norm for guys to get this too? It looks REALLY bad in my opinion


Obvious_Mango65

It can look really good and be a savior for people who have lost their brows. Mine totally fell out after taking Wellbutrin when I was 20. I’m 40 now and it’s the only thing that’s helped me look normal. David blows but maybe his brows have fallen out too?


Independent_Ad_5664

Ugh… imagine being him and having to do that though? 🤦‍♀️


Obvious_Mango65

I would not like to ever imagine being David 🤣. I get so confused when people like him. Excuse me, do we not remember what a terrible father, freeloading friend and likely sex tourist this man is?


Independent_Ad_5664

I can’t watch them. I don’t find either of them cute and I think Annie is the best long game player we’ve seen.


RevolCisum

Um, Michael of Michael and Angela would like a word!


Independent_Ad_5664

Annie beats Makul’s record :)


boo2utoo

Yet he also wears that bright yellow gold jewelry on every hand arm. LOL I know he only has 2 arms and 2 hands. It looks excessive. Give some to his wife or remove a piece or two. I always wondered if he ever paid back his friends and with interest.


Obvious_Mango65

I can’t ever in 1000 lifetimes believe that he has paid anyone back for a loan or a can of Diet Coke.


KCrailroadgirl

back in their day on 90 day, they were in different jewelry shops in Thailand. All of the gold in those shops were that brighter gold that looks fake to me. Why is it so bright like that?


ConsistentGrass1791

It’s actually purer in those countries so it’s more yellow. Looks tacky to me too.


Hotpandapickle

Thai gold, probably 22-24 carat


HippieChick75

Annie probably does it!


butwhyfriend

What in the malarkey is that


No-Concept4585

Homie got botox and microbladed brows


LadyBG424

Just noticed the eyebrows a bad job.


GrizeldaGrundle

ToBROWsky_david


bettyknockers786

Under rated comment right here lol


-Lord_Jamar-

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Batsquash

DEAD!!! LOL!


2spoonsleft

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭


Opposite-Algae-3124

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


urdreamluv

He is never beating ‘the lesbian aunt’ allegations


paaaden

I’ve never been able to see him as anything else lmaooo


seaturtle100percent

Thank you friend, I needed this comment to understand that photo.


ElectronicTrade7039

Penguin ass mfer


pilldicklejar

Batman ass bitch


Certain-Asparagus908

Lmaooooo that will forever be the funniest person on 90 day!


traceyq1956

💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


sniffedcatbum4kitkat

Does he have tattooed eyebrows?


Alalated

Yes


KumaQuatro

Right!?! Are we witnessing his chola era? Where's the liner? 😂


FineWashables

Yike.


DefiantBelt925

He’s the original Passport Bro / Sexpat. Why does he look like a Korean grandma now


take-a-gamble

Annie draws those on when he falls asleep on the couch


cheekycheeks8

He looks like a much larger peewee herman


dawgmama62

Giving strong late-in-life lesbian that loves RV'ing, vibes (think Alice from The Brady Bunch)!


Obvious-Repair9095

Oh good heavens!


Megharpp

Looks like he’s got some fresh microblading!


-AdequatelyMediocre-

You know what’s *really* funny about this post? Before I scrolled to pic #2, I zoomed in on those *fabulous* eyebrows myself. Then I cracked TF up when I realized OP did the work for me lol


RevolutionaryArt8758

Lollll. I didn’t want to ruin the surprise by captioning it 😂😂😂


Big-Ticket2890

Kinda looks like he has tattooed eyebrows


Confident-Tart-915

r/whybrows


icuntcur

thank you for this


take-a-gamble

David has like negative testosterone. I know he's old, but its apparent that it's been a long-time issue in a lot of aspects of his.... morphology


Certain-Asparagus908

His face looked better without these brows. It looked.. normal? He should work on losing weight rather than his eyebrows imo


Competitive-Gap-4230

The second photo definitely needed a jump scare warning 😫🥴


2spoonsleft

🤣😂🤣😂😂


TensaiTiger

That guy is a cheap, fame-chasing freak. His Thai ex-pat days, if you only knew what he was doing. Disgusting.


General_Call4422

Well, it looks like he's morphing into an Old-Lady Boy and his sex tourist days have come full circle lmao


Capable-Face-4584

Spill the tea! 😀


IAmRhubarbBikiniToo

Exactly. I wish people knew more about his friend’s Thai tour company.


ShiplessOcean

Tell us then


Radiant-Usual-1785

He and his friend that funded his Thai lifestyle ran a tourist business to bring over pervert men to have sex with teens in Thailand.


caveman1948

Why hasn't been jailed?!


Competitive_Post8

yeah but they think it is okay because.. asian country


Gourmet-Rocks

Whats he doing?


Getonthebeers02

Obviously he was a sex tourist going after young women in Pattaya he said that on the show.


regnbueurora

Those eyebrows give me anxiety.


thedobermanmom

He’s always been super greasy to me


jcarbno

He’s looking like a fat lesbian.


nnaeelly

😂🤣💀


Threnners

Imagine waking up in the morning and rolling over to see *that.*


HippieChick75

🤢🤮 & Happy CAKE Day!!!!🎂


Murrlan

Liked by toborowsky_david


seaturtle100percent

Bahahahahaha


pinalaporcupine

whoa


Confidence-Dangerous

It’s giving Kathy Bates in Misery


barkerator

Omg the add that showed below mine… https://preview.redd.it/it3ouud1mm9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942b869c4421c73dc152f51942f312e702f384f5


Awkward_Truth4703

He’s so gross and sleazy don’t get home he has fans 🤢🤮


Over-Trifle5126

Man, he looks horrible


verukazalt

Still.


Certain-Asparagus908

Literally so terrible lol


Top_Cobbler6717

Noooo way he has his eyebrows laminated 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭


joeroganis5foot4

i laughed at the fact she put this in her "fruits" folder on her IG. who has a fruits folder??? is she really posting fruit that much


tejastaco

He is the fruit obviously


StraddleTheFence

That is precisely why I hate that look. My bff had her eyebrows (tattooed—I guess) years ago and they look like his—wet/shiny. Why would you want shiny eyebrows?


furcoat_noknickers

He needs to check out r/microbladingremoval


NoParticular2420

WTH he is such a freak


poisonmilkworm

Literally 😂


SamSight1984

Magic 🪄 marker eyebrows


Material-Tadpole-838

I thought I was in the micro blading thread for a second


tteltraba

he got his microblader on speed dial


Awake_Traditions

Creeper


PrestigiousRatio8

He reminds me of a mii you made for wii fit back in the day


RMG-OG-CB

Hard no.


DookieToe2

I wonder how much Botox is in that forehead.


Peaceful_kiwi

Lmao wtf. Been over his shit and this is like the cherry on top of why.


Altruistic-Mind-8725

Creepy af


recentlywidowed

r/awfuleyebrows


SandBtwnMyToes

What about the chiclets in his mouth.


Word_to_your_moms

He looks like peewee and Francis had a love child.


Old_Street_9066

I’ve never seen a man get microbladed brows 😂😂


Safetychick92

Hahahahahahhahhaha I can’t. It’s too much at this point.


lululov27

Why does David look like a ventriloquist doll


gerkonnerknocken

He knows how to get us talking about him without the nonsense and drama of most castmembers! 😂😂😂🥸


BeautifulDreamerAZ

My ex had no eyebrows and got them microbladed but they look masculine and natural.


Miz_momo82

Ok before I checked the comments I was hoping this was addressing the brows


liquidskypa

…and then there’s Maude 😜


EyesWithoutAbutt

Love Maude. Check out the funeral episode y'all!!


Big-Business1921

They got David in a wax museum?


Early-Development-17

He looks like a geisha


OkStructure3

Why cant David just be ok being old and fat? It suited him. His wife is already paid for. What is the reason?? He already fucked up the gastric bypass, let it go. Now he got drawn on eye brows, chicklett veneers, I feel like he got something done around the eyes, and botox.


finknstein

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DWwithaFlameThrower

He’s turning into Liza Minnelli


Adventurous_Ad8803

I am tired of them. Can’t stand theirs tacky jewelry! TLC need to step up and get new folks!!


Administrative_Bee49

I think it's nice that they take care of each other and could not care less what his eyebrows look like.


a1icatt

Eyebrows of the year 2000. Ready for them to look like sperm next wax around.


fightin4right

It’s simply that, when you get older, less intense shit of any kind on the face is “more.” He wasn’t warned.


HippieChick75

Annie's laughing her ass off!!


DottieHinkle22

Hope he sticks around for this kid! Unlike the other two.


RSinSA

This is fresh microblading. He has said he does it. He needed a touch up.


ennuiacres

LMAO


Brainwashed_Survivor

Tattooed eyebrows on a man? Ick


horsetooth_mcgee

Wotttt the focckkkk


Terminally_Brittany

/r/whybrows


Repulsive-Reporter55

Penguin


meganmick2023

lol at potato king


octoberbored

Wtf


Silliestsheep41

My mom did this to my dad once. He has blonde ish eyebrows. He looked like count chocula too.


bipolar_capricorn

He looks uncanny valley as hell


Time_Ad_622

Not the microblade


rainearthtaylor7

Man, he doesn’t even look real.


Feeling_Concentrate2

I thought it was a wax statue


Certain-Asparagus908

Ummm yeah so he looks insane.


rabbitinredlounge

Looks like he’d wearing a mask of his face


Separate-Bench-2656

Never seen a man get so much work done on his face....high maintenance lol


Original-Pomelo6241

I hate this fucking sub so much 😂😂 dammit you guys.


zenomotion73

Now he DEFINITELY looks like his sister


Dunkerdoody

Is he transitioning?


Fantastic-Resist-755

Is he transitioning?


Cammiecamcamcam

I’ll just never forget when they were hanging out in the pool and he was drunk and making Annie cry and that dudes wife’s brother was cussing him out and he was like “um, I think your tacos are burning” and the bro was like “no! YOUR tacos are burning and that’s why she’s crying.” 😂😂😂


CommittedtoCakes

“ToBROWsky” 👀


MathematicianFine477

I don't see him staying home with a new baby. Like with his 1st wife and kids, travel is more important.


yardybryardi

I love David…that dude is literally one of the only guys that I could think of that did a complete 180 for himself, his girl, and his relationship…but holy fuck. Why dude!? Who talked you into that? Part of me wants to say that Annie is practicing on him or something…that’s just the kind of dude David has become and he doesn’t give a fuck cause he’s helping out his girl.


PinotGreasy

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happyendingtonight

Oh gosh why didn’t he start with ozempic


WhenSquirrelsFry

God I hope those brows fade immensely


ShaeCutie

Why did he mircoblade his brows I wonder


rock__sand

My sister in laws mom does her eyebrows like this. It almost looks like they’re putting Vaseline over their brows


peupty_pants

Holy eyebrows…


imanxiousss

Ohhhh my godddd


Psychonautilus98

Whatthefuck


IvyEH311

Uhm so…


TheCanfaceSays

WHYYYYYY


mirmck91

😲😳 Omg, that legit scared me! No, that does NOT look right! I love David and Annie, too. I haven't been following recently, but David replied to me on IG a few years ago! No doubt someone did those brows for him. 👀🤭


Big-Ticket2890

At least the fruit plate looks good 😀


karlat95

😀😀😀😀


dodobrains

Those eyebrows get me every time


Snackcakeforyou

I can’t seem to see past his tattooed eyebrows and capped teeth…


reallyreallycute

I’m genuinely at a loss from this one like wtf???????????? Men usually don’t take fashion advice so I’m HOPING Annie has at least attempted to set him straight but wowy


Sluibeli

This guy is a fucking clown.


Abcdeisner_

Lmfao, he always had weird brows


Fit_Title_7465

He cares about his eyebrows but not the rest of his body?


LunarFlaws

okay king!


fivepercentintt

his eyebrows?!😭


traceyq1956

Ugggghhhhhh. 🤦🏾‍♀️I can’t stand them. They’re so gross! How could she be so desperate!🙄🙄Nasty looking fk!


Early-Development-17

What's going on with his eyebrows?


nibletsandbiscuits

Can’t stand this lump. Please just go away quietly and live a quiet life where we don’t have to watch you continually thirst for fame.


JJAusten

Look, wanting to improve yourself is ok, but this is not ok. It looks like they took a sharpie and drew the eyebrows. The reality is, he's older, and when people start having procedures, especially men, they never look good.


the_badoop

Oh bite me all you jerks, I love David