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Even if I have no parachute, I’m jumping.

Hold my hand, we going to die together 😭😂

😂😂😂😂

Came here to say this

I’m choosing this one.

Fall out boy

This is the only option.

Hang on, we ALL gonna go together 🤣 Exactly what I thought when I saw the options.

🤣🤣

4 no doubt.. they're gonna spend most of the flight banging in the bathroom 😂

“yo necessito pee-pee”, when you need to scooch past Ashley

😭😂😂

Exactly. It's number 4 for me, I think they're hilarious even if it's unintended.

I thought 4 as well for that reason but I don't speak Spanish and it'll only be funny if there's subtitles.

Exactly lmao st least it would be entertaining. Plus Kobe and Emily would be close 😂

And this.

Need sage for this seat!

Ashley got you covered.

Excellent point!

I thought that too but that’s too close to Nicole and Mahmoud

“Hunny” “yes, hunny” “I hate you hunny bunny” “I’m DoooOOOOOOOne, hunny”

Yup! Also they might be fun to hang out with - in small doses.

I actually really like Ashley lol, I'd sit there just to talk to her. And I assume Manuel would be drinking plane beers and napping a good part of the time anyway.

I would only hope that “rico f#@&ing suave” was under one of the seats and I could hold an intelligent conversation with him!

Omg I love that dog hahahaha. I doubt Ashley would be going anywhere a 12 hour flight away without taking Rico fucking suave in her carryon

Was gonna say the same thing 😂😂😂 you get the whole row to yourself

If the cargo hold is not available, seat me in 2; Jasmine has two additional flotation devices.

😆😆😆 FRONT-TO-BACK! is there ANYTHING ORIGINAL ON HER???? ONLY HER STUPID ATTITUDE! Whomever she's with NOW, either has LESS self-esteem than Gino! That's ALL she DESIRES! TO HUMILIATE & become her LATEST BANK! 🤢🤮🤢🤮AND to let her STAY in Panama

i couldnt listen to her loud broken spanish the whole time

With absolutely zero accent! It’s the strangest, slowest Spanish speaking but I like it because I can (almost) understand her! Yeah I would sit there because Manuel will sleep or pretend to and Ashley will be all jacked up on coffee so I will wear earbuds and and eye mask and sleep along with Manuel.

I’ve learned so much Spanish from her!

LITERALLMENTAY

He’ll be busy texting his baby mama the whole trip.

LMFAO I literally just said this to myself!😂😂😂😂

And/or they just give each other the silent treatment.

What about when she's crying and having a breakdown 

You think those 2 are fitting in an airplane bathroom?

4 also because there is a chance they will be having sex in the bathroom, leaving me to spread out and relax in their absence.

This is diabolical. I would think maybe 5, but Sophie’s mom would be screaming behind me. This is would be a flight from hell. It’s a trick. No seat is safe.

Never missed a flight before. Good time to start!

Oh shit.. i thought that was Molly

Me too!

Exactly!! I was going to say 5 because they could spend an entire flight ignoring each other but saw your comment and hadn't noticed Claire in the row behind. Ugh, she would be incredibly annoying. Huge agree: No seat is safe.

Sophie might be chill and fun to chat with during a flight

NOT with Claire around‼️

Oh god, I didn’t even see that. Now I might have to re-think my answer.

That’s why we jump!

3, they're both pretty skinny so it would be the most comfortable middle seat. I have noise cancelling headphones and can block out a lot plus honestly any annoyance will just be audible and noticeable from any seat.

Yes and I feel like although a terrible couple, they would keep to themselves on a flight and be respectful

100% and out of all the options I feel they are the least likely to act out in public.

Lol I mean we saw the scene where Nicole yelled at him in front of her friends right? No way I’m sitting near people who pull others into their argument!

Yeah, but that happened in her house with her friends who's she's very close with.

That was my logic!

I'd say 3 as well because: 1. they probably would end up not talking the entire flight, most likely because of another fight about what Nicole is wearing. 2. It's far away enough for me to not hear or see small Ed. 3. I don't want to sit next to Rob the knob or Gino because they give me the ick

Smol ed has to be the center of attention, no way it’s far enough away

Small Ed would be spilling on to your seat.

This! I would also wear slutty clothes so he will probably end up asking for another seat. And I would make her drunk so she hopefully falls asleep

Sit next to him in short shorts & a tank top. Just to annoy him.

Same reason for 3. They're thin. I find Jasmin amusing (not that I like her at all). Plus I tend to fall asleep really easy on flights and I feel like Yeeno will be too cowed to wake me up when I start drooling on him. If I fall asleep on Jasmin she'll probably just push me over onto him and then yell at him about a woman sleeping on him after the flight lands.

# 1. So I can spend the entire flight trying to get to the bottom of what she ever saw in that creature.

I would agree with you if it weren’t for the high likelihood that Ed smells awful

Good call, he likely smells like Mayo. I need to pack fragrance spray with me - hopefully I can sneak it past TSA.

Id bring a clothespin to keep my nostrils shut 😂

I literally just had to scroll through to see if anyone said 1 I guess this is the only semi-acceptable reason. Y’all remember when we first saw her and she was a normal waitstaff lady bout to get creeped on by a gelatinous social cue illiterate monster? I was so proud of the “normal” lady for suffering him so gladly and humoring him to allow him to save face on tv? What theeee f happened? I dunno if it’s equal parts tragedy and comedy or entirely both, but we have witnessed a perplexing human dismantling for the ages. At this point, I’m out of blame. Just riding a steady wave of horror bankruptcy and bewilderment. She has friends, right? Somebody help her. If it needs to be a stranger on a plane, so be it. I honestly think setting her straight may shift us all to a brighter, more righteous timeline. Go with god, Liz. The worst has to be over

Am as baffled as you are. This would be a mystery without answer that I take to the grave 🙄

2, in case the plane goes down over water I'll grab Jasmine's flotation devices and survive.

Good strategy, but then you have her ugly crying screaming directly in your ear

Ha😂

4 bc they’d just be in the bathroom joining the mile high club most of the time and Ashley could perform a tarot reading on me while Manuel sat and pouted about her bruja activities

But then they would smell like sex when they came back….eewww! 😑😷

I'd climb into a crate alongside a hungry incontinent Rottweiler and freeze my ass off down below with the baggage before sitting in any of those seats! If I HAD to pick ..gun to my temple I'd chose seat 2 so every 10mins or so I could lean forward and whisper insults into Ed's ear ...before quickly reclining back and pretending to be asleep! just so I could watch him struggle to turn around with his chode of a Neck every time 😈

😂 that is diabolical and truly the best way to make the best of this scenario

I’m dead ☠️

🥇

This is the way! I love the way your mind works 😂

1 So I can trash talk Humpty Dumpty and try to help Liz see the light I like a challenge

Tell Ed your Liz’s ex girlfriend. Then buy her a drink!

Oooh yes excellent idea! Then he’ll have a meltdown on the plane and the marshall will remove him from my row Then Liz and I can have drinks together (virgin of course cause I’m sober lol) without no neck prEd

I like the way you think!

Likewise! Lol

I respect that

Manuel and Ashley for sure. They’d be hilarious.

Yo necesito peepee

I’m grossed out at the thought of being next to them after they inevitably come back from the lavatory together. 🤢 To quote Shark Tank, and for that reason I’m out!

They look like the both smell tbh

I'll sit in economy with The Paradise Men

😂

I invite John at the back of the plane for a few shots and to get away from the crazies.

Smart😂😂

Smaht Ftfy

😂😂

Oh damn, missed my fight.

3 is the safest, a quick argument, and they will both stonewall each other and keep quiet with occasional passive aggressive remarks

And a few snarky looks back and forth

I’m sitting in #3. I refuse to sit next to “big” ed. Jasmine and Gino are entertaining, but I feel like I’d be caught in crossfire. Sophie, Rob, and Claire are too much. Ashley and Manuel.. oof. Too much risk. Mahmoud and Nicole would bitch the entire time, but it would be low risk and somewhat entertaining.

I’d pick 3 because they’re most likely to effectively employ the silent treatment, if only by default compared to the others. 

Yes, my love.

🫠

I chose #3 too. They both look like they smell relatively nice and I think I could handle their specific brand of crazy

You’re my hero. I’ll take next flight. 🤣😂

Correct. They will have a big fight and then silent treatment each other for the rest of the flight and I’ll have my peace

I agree…but ONLY if Nicole stays sober during the flight. That’s the only way this would work.

I'm sitting with Kobe and Emily. You're not the boss of me.

I’d pick them and John to sit by, that would be a fun flight.

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6 I’ll get drunk with Angela why not

Nooooooo!!! She’d be going thru nicotine withdrawals….can you imagine her mood and how LOUD she gets! 🙅‍♀️🚭❌

Uff and how bad she smells! Plus she’ll probably scream And want to get out of her seat every other hour

Honestly 4 bc I’m down to get a reading from Ashley lol

2. It would be easy to distract Jasmine with questions about her workouts, make up/skin care routine, Panama, etc.

4, easily.

Manuel and Ashley. They’re at least amusing.

And you’d get a free tarot card reading

that’ll be $333 please ✨

Between Mykul and the heehaw memaw! With an industrial strength mask on to stave off the stanky smoke smell spewing off her breath and clothes. It would only take two seconds for the screaming to start. Then I would press the flight attendant bell to report abuse, and Mykul and I would be moved to First Class for the rest of the flight.

This was very well done!

1000% next to Jasmine. She really does seem nice a personable to everyone but Gino. She’d probably have good snacks too.

But Gino couldn’t pass you the peanuts without Jasmine thinking it was a full blown love affair in the making. Kobe and Emily would be the least annoying for me. Alexi and Loren—I couldn’t stand hearing her whine the whole time. Angela would reek of cigs so I can’t be near her. Rob would have his earbuds in so there would be no conversation which could be good. Nicole is the only woman covered up so she’s probably hot and would have that air thingy blowing for 12 full hours. Ashley and I could fumble through high school Spanish while her husband smirks. John would be highly entertaining with his sarcasm. I’d hide Ed’s boarding pass so he couldn’t come on the trip at all.

I agree with this. When Jasmine is your friend, she seems like she is ride or die. She is definitely the one I would want to party with the most. Just don't date her!

I’d choose sitting between them as well. They both seem like very nice people and if they were to get into an argument, I’d at least get a good little laugh out of their remarks to each other.

I’ll take a seat at number 4. Two people I could laugh and chop it up with. While turning around occasionally to talk shit with Sophie’s Mom. She may be crazy but she’s a real one. Oh and I’m definitely talking brujeria with Ashley

#4. No other choice

I’ll sit in seat six with memaw ☠️

I had to scroll way down for this. Me too.

If you are on Memaw’s good side, I am sure she is super sweet to you. Just you must feel comfortable with the smell for 12hrs

This is too funny 😂

3 As they’d pretty much be ignoring each other during the flight 🤭

I'll walk to wherever the destination is 😓

6 - I think it'd be a good laugh, getting smashed on gin with Angie, nipping to the toilet with her for sneaky cigarettes and taking nonsense with Micheal

This is awful. I’d choose 5, because I might be within earshot of John calling people out.

Next to John for sure, watch him get drunk and eat cake...lol

OMG, this is brilliant. First, if I stepped onto a plane and saw this crowd sitting there, I would IMMEDIATELY do an about face and exit the plane. I would open an emergency exit and inflate a slide if I had to. But if I HAD to chose a seat, it would be that empty one in front of Loren. 😁

That’s not one of the 6 choices (I had the same idea). 😂

Window seat by Alex? If not, next flight out

2. This flight is doomed

I got chills looking at this. Best option would be around Kobe. He seems like a genuinely good person

I'd sit next to Sophie's mom. She's funny and I could see her passing out on the flight anyhow

2 or 5 because I’d treat gino and Rob’s girl better then they do

2. For sure. At least Jasmine is entertaining. The rest is boring.

Ooooof. The only one id actually want to sit next to would be John. If pressed. Maybe next to Nicole but id hate Mackmoody.

2! I feel like Jasmine and could have some cocktails and flight fun.

4

1000% with thais and John!!

Pilot seat. This planes going down

2- at least I'll probably get a HJ from Jasmine.

I choose the bear

Can I choose to sit behind John?

In front of Loren or behind Kobe. Otherwise I’m getting off of the plane😂

4 Manuel and Ashley would be hilarious and You would hear the craziness of Mahmoud and what’s her face

3 to woo Nicole even though she'll probably kill me later from a blue screen of death, or 6 to protect mykul at all costs

Protecting makel comes with the cost of Angela in ur face he can deal with her lol 

Low key 6 very low key tho

I'm playing dead! 😆 🤣

Good thing I packed a parachute!

In the wheel well. I’ll take my chances with death.

I’m walking

3 or 4. But I probably would purposely miss my flight

4. and throwing on my noise canceling headphones like I always do. At least they have the highest chance of smelling ok and aren’t full on screaming at each other.

Smelling okay? Didn’t Libby on Pillow Talk say the house probably smells like semen and sage? 😂😂🤢

1 — as far away from Angela as possible. Plus— Liz would be tolerable and I can ignore Ed np.

Assuming I couldn’t follow through with jumping out of the emergency exit, it would depend on my mood ideally. Like if I was feeling somewhat adventurous, 4. I’d sit between Manuel and Ashley because I think that could be entertaining without risking my physical safety. Plus, I wouldn’t have to feel self-conscious about busting out my bad Spanish, because hers might be worse! He’s used to it. If I just wanted a total snooze-fest, you know, like a normal-ish flight, then I’d wanna go for one of the window seats next to Alexei or Emily... Those aren’t actually 1-6 though? So I guess it’d be 4 anyway, help.

Emily and Kobe

4 ! Ima get a “reading” from Ashley and bullshit !

Plot twist: I'd take that window seat next to Loren and Alexi's boring asses and sleep through it.

I think 2. Jazmine seems like she's nice as long as you're not Gino lol.

3

You just know that Big Ed will leak into the middle seat. Trollspreading.

I’m opening the door 😭

Honestly, I'd sit between Gino and Jasmine. I grew up in Michigan so I can talk Lions football with Gino, and I like working out and eating healthy so I'll swap vegan recipes with Jasmine.

#2. I could use those pillows to sleep.

2! I would pretend Gino is trying to flirt with me. Would be so entertaining 😂

I’m walking.

2 bc I would shit talk Gino with Jasmine the entire flight while also listening to Nicole annoy Mahmoud. Double win for me

I guess I'll have to put myself in seat 4 so I can slap the two in front of me.

2 all day

4 - I could talk tarot with Ashley and Manuel would probably enjoy the break and just tune out with his ear buds on Or 5 - I flirt with Rob and bait Sophie into conflict

I would sit next to Angela and knock her the fuck out

This is hilarious 😂😅

Four for sure. Manuel is actually hilarious.

[удалено]

3

None of these are aisle seats so none of them 😂

I'm going between Ed and Liz. Only because it's the furthest away from Angela.

In the lavatory

3 is the most dangerous spot

Fake a heart attack upon boarding!

1 and only because Liz doesnt throw drinks at Ed

4. we're drinking. not talking about money nor magic.

Isle seat next to Darcy

4

1 so i can tell ed how fucking annoying he is

I hate how they put soohie’s mom behind rob and Sophie lmao

Sophie and Rob. They’re cute and I would be the older, wise lady, therapist 😂

5 or 4. I feel like Sophie and Rob will be preoccupied and Ashley might be fun to talk to. Anyone else is too chatty for and I will not like what they’re saying. Maybe Claire will be distracted by John.

#4 Manuel seems laid back and actually cracks me up sometimes with calling Ashley crazy plus maybe I can get her to give me one of her whacked tarot readings...The others I would lose my mind listening to them bicker over petty shit...and I would not be able to listen to any of those chicks crying the whole flight

4. I wouldn’t be bored

Oh man. There’s no good seat.

Everyone picking 4... remember Ashley is capable of giant crying meltdowns if she's anxious 😂😂😂 Honestly I thought about Meemaw and Mykul, #3 would be best. They'd probably be silent the whole way 😂

3. Cos I would want to understand who Nicole is more than she lets on on TV