I think ya’ll are ready for a lore bomb. J*ssica stole my fav bishop toy, and shoved it up her own ass.
My anal cavity still misses the little bishop, nice thick and black, with a little circle on the top which made my boypussy shiver and and vibrate in ecstasy.
Imagine how much stronger the knook is when you combine the already vast strength of the rook with the innate power it takes to drag that horse cock around on a daily basis.
I would like to give Tingle, from Legend of Zelda, a shot at wielding the hammer. The worst that can happen is Tingle Tower falling over a second time.
Leper from darkest dungeon. spoilers below.
He was a king without obvious fault. A scholar & a warrior, poetic & sentimental, everything a king should be, loved by his kingdom. He contracted leprosy because he cared too much for his people, regardless of their ailments. Knowing his end was nigh & not wanting to die in vain, he exiled himself & traveled the world, correcting wrongs wherever he found them. He acted as a wandering force of justice until he stumbled upon the Hamlet, where he knew he would find all the worldly correction he was seeking slaying the corruption that lay within the estate, & an honorable death. If & when he finds himself in the final depths of the darkest dungeon, where exists a horrible beast that created all life on earth & will just as easily destroy that life, the heart of darkness will require two sacrifices to defeat. Guaranteed death, no way out. If the leper is chosen to come unto his maker, he will simply say "spare the others. I am ready"
He is a legend. None more deserving of the mighty hammer.
Also, he has the highest base damage of anyone in the game. Dude's jacked.
white left bishop
Left on black or white’s side?
Right next to the knook
Holy Hell!!
New response just dropped!!
actual zombie
Call the exorcist!
Is the knook bot broken? Isn't it supposed to reply whenever we say knook?
Bot went on vacation, never came back
Call the maintanace
I’m confused. Is this white’s white bishop or white’s black bishop?
White bishop. The black bishop isn’t “pure” enough for Mjolnir after being in Jessica’s ass (maaaaaybe in my ass too)
Did you share a bishop with jessica? ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH HER?!??!?!
I think ya’ll are ready for a lore bomb. J*ssica stole my fav bishop toy, and shoved it up her own ass. My anal cavity still misses the little bishop, nice thick and black, with a little circle on the top which made my boypussy shiver and and vibrate in ecstasy.
But the left bishop participates in the l*ndon 🤢
new worthy peice just dropped
Bishop left?
Martin
He IS the worthy one
The Anti J\*ss\*c\*
Hi, I'd like to buy a vowel.
i thought that said "jizz car"
Google vowel hate
h\*l\* h\*ll
n*w r*sp*ns* j*st dr*pp*d
*ct*ll z*mb**
Why can't reddit just add typing options instead of fucking with symbols? Learn from Microsoft Word
From the Simpson
The singular Simpson
Simp Son
Any pawn that can en passant.
Any pipi willing to be bricked.
The knook
overkill, honestly. Rooks are already S tier at lifting.
Imagine how much stronger the knook is when you combine the already vast strength of the rook with the innate power it takes to drag that horse cock around on a daily basis.
Definitely not J\*ss\*c\*
J\*ss\*c\* IS NOT fucking welcome here!
Welcome Here is absolutely able to lift the mjolnere or however you spell it
It's mjolneer, but nice try. Most people got it wrong
It’s Miolfar actually
No you dum dum, its Mjogineer
Bro's high smh, it's mjioonear
Noo that's a common misconception. In the original mythology it's actually just marjerine
nah is morjal
Totally not, it’s spelt mojitos
Nah, it's Mjølner.
its spelt Johnathon
Jonathan. Did I spelt it right?
J*ss*c* is not FUCKING welcome here!
Fuck J\*ss\*c\* All my homies hate J\*ss\*c\*
“The one who slays that fiend will be worthy.”
Or banning works too
I dont know, maybe welcome?
is that the person who j*ssica is not fucking?
Do not mention j * s s * c * here
She is, just not here
not here atleast...
The knook 
Knonk
Knonk? Wнat's that?
He knonks
Walter?
Put the knonk away, Walter
I am the one who chesses! *Gets Check Mated instantly* PS: Obligatory fuck J*ss*c*
Why does the knonk knonk? Is he stupid?
*tнat
*тhat
ŢHąţ
He pulls the lever in chess
Knook crossed with Kronk?
Google Gary chess
Google gay chess
Holy OC!
Martin
So much better the second time
Idk why it was posted twice
It lagged, you decided to click again I'd assume
I didn't click twice but maybe it registered that way
Maybe you held
Yeah that might be it
such a funny comment, saving this
Elevator
In the uk it’s called a rook lift
A voice-activated one?
Serious answers: 1. Pia Cramling 2. Faustino Oro 3. and I want to include Eric Rosen, but he's got way too much Loki in him
Pia Cramling surprisingly on point
John C. Chess could do it his middle name is croissant
Holy backery
Lieutenant Hughes
That's *Brigadier General* Hughes
Gordon Freeman
The brick
9 volt battery
The Bishop that came back from vacation
Definitely not Jessica, that's for sure 🙄
Not Jessica
Horse
i dunno tthe guy that holds the hammer i guess
R Praggnanandhaa
I would like to give Tingle, from Legend of Zelda, a shot at wielding the hammer. The worst that can happen is Tingle Tower falling over a second time.
The black knight, but only the queen side one when he's on h3
Marshal Eriksen
THE KNOOOOOOOK
Definitely not bishop he's up my ass.
The f3 pawn. That guy doesn’t even flinch.
Knook
https://preview.redd.it/x86rm7zfgv8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1b41ffd9a19fffaef7fe29761a027fd8297a916 Jonathan
My favorite chess character
Honestly the pawns can lift the hammer
Petrosian
Knook
Gotham Chess
Thor
Black left knight
The C Pawn
Bishop that's on vacation
thor
Lichess
Definitely knook
Jessica
John Chess
Meow-Meow, what's Meow-Meow?
Me
The pawn. No questions. Wait, the pawn would en-passant it. But then?
Saitama
Pawn
Paul
Chess characters it seems
Ben Finegold
Mr. bean, but just to dust underneath it
Nathan Never
Dareth the brown ninja from Lego ninjago
Pawn after doing streak of 3 en passants can enter holy hell and do swap with Thor
Debbie Maddox
Maes Hughes
Cosmo
Peter Leko
Sam from lord of the rings
Jack Cooper
deku (þe person and þe tree)
Pet rock Hector~
bishop from 8d chess who traveled back from 1984
Rojer Eightfingers
Mittens
Rick
Bobby Fischer
Pawns that have achieved at least one en passant in the game.
Guybrush Theepwood... would try... and try... until Elaine comes along and lifts it without effort.
Kirby
https://preview.redd.it/ee4y4o1odw8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba1ce0ef3a820f8ec6c41f073fcde25a677479c8
Patrick Star
Thor
Only a pawn promoted to a bishop
Homelander /billy butcher
Butters from South Park He's too pure bless him
My bishop.
John pawn
I guess thor
Thor
Thor... i won..
Thors Vinland Saga
Skyrim chicken
The anal plug was the only innocent in the whole story
Left black rook.
Peter Griffin
the indestructible black rook
martin from [chess.com](http://chess.com) fr
Mittens
Sitama from One Punch man
goku
Well, only the marvel universe has that worthy rule. Otherwise, some could lift it pressure the marvel universe. It's just extremely heavy.
Bob, the minon.
Finn mertins
Love beads
Garfield
Levy
Steven universe. She ra. Literally every doggo. Valar maghoulis.
Leper from darkest dungeon. spoilers below. He was a king without obvious fault. A scholar & a warrior, poetic & sentimental, everything a king should be, loved by his kingdom. He contracted leprosy because he cared too much for his people, regardless of their ailments. Knowing his end was nigh & not wanting to die in vain, he exiled himself & traveled the world, correcting wrongs wherever he found them. He acted as a wandering force of justice until he stumbled upon the Hamlet, where he knew he would find all the worldly correction he was seeking slaying the corruption that lay within the estate, & an honorable death. If & when he finds himself in the final depths of the darkest dungeon, where exists a horrible beast that created all life on earth & will just as easily destroy that life, the heart of darkness will require two sacrifices to defeat. Guaranteed death, no way out. If the leper is chosen to come unto his maker, he will simply say "spare the others. I am ready" He is a legend. None more deserving of the mighty hammer. Also, he has the highest base damage of anyone in the game. Dude's jacked.
Spike from Tom & Jerry
Every main character because they are worthy enough to be the main character so they will be worthy to pick up mjolnir
Hikaru and kramnik
Probably thor
Tigran petrosian
Steve Jobs maybe
Vladimir Kramnik
The diddy king
Bobby Fischer in his prime.
Judy Hopps
Knook
Doom guy to bad ass to care about being not worthy
Goku
The knook
jessica