"I understand that this is going to cause a lot of long lasting pain for all of you. I'm am deeply ashamed of my actions. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I don't know if I can forgive myself...."
Yeah but that’s just scuffed porn. At most people will get a giggle out of it and move on. But remember that scene of Toni Colette breaking down in Hereditary? That shit had people squirming in discomfort. A genuine, honest-to-God emotional trainwreck would do a million times worse to the audience.
Fuck the Oscars, because who actually gives a shit. But, how did she not even get a nomination for that role? Absolutely went 110% in that role, and made it look easy. She's incredible.
This is what I think a lot of people don't understand if they've never experienced it themselves. However uncomfortable someone else having a meltdown makes you I can guarantee you that the person having the mental breakdown is a lot more fucking uncomfortable. It's not a rational thing and someone experiencing it has gone through a hell of a lot of trauma recently or has severe mental health issues. Both need to be treated with compassion and empathy.
I feel this so much. I feel like I'm one step away from a breakdown half the time. I don't think it would make any difference to those around me to know the state I'm in.
I sometimes fantasize that we can all watch extremely detailed movies about each other and then pinpoint why we are the way we are. So you go to the theatre and it just says some random guys name and you watch all the key moments of his life. If everyone watched movies like this of each other we'd understand each other way better.
I’m so good at maintaining the exterior facade that I’m pretty sure a video of my breaking down crying and on the floor would be more shocking, but perhaps when I scream for help- they might listen? Porno- no one would watch it, though I’m not completely vanilla, I’m not that sexy or interesting. I’m good with that (ie- share my pain and knowing my sex life, when I have it, isn’t worthy of porn status 😂)
My dad is dead now but sometimes we would be hanging out driving or something and nobody would say anything for a few minutes and he would just say
"Don't you think it's weird that I fucked your mom and you're not even mad about it"?
Exactly. Everyone else here is flattering themselves. Your porn video will be like the ark of the covenant at the end of Indiana Jones, lost in the data warehouse never to be seen again.
Also, if anyone does find it it will melt their faces off.
I just took a look at holy shit. Did you keep a notepad to keep track, or do you just have a really good memory?
Also, man your life was a roller coaster for a few years. Reading the tidbits was interesting to say the least.
This profile was a rabbit hole where i spent a good hour of my life reading into.
Well done. No matter what anybody says i think the time invested to gather all that data was worth it in the end. I can appreciate the effort
Just looked at your spreadsheet and holy fuck. Do you still update it? Did you note since the first one or just decided to start writing it down after it and just did it by memory first? Why did you start that?
Honestly more impressed by the data
Sex, for sure
My emotional breakdowns tend to be following seizures (apparently to do with the chemicals released in the brain) and they are horrific to endure and witness.
At least a leaked sex tape would make me look hot, lol. The emotional breakdown would traumatise viewers.
Wow, yeah. I don’t have seizures but I have OCD which means my emotional breakdowns are (1) more regular (2) more intense/manic (3) to do with less-sympathy-inducing topics… like if the breakdown was about me finding out someone had died, I think people would feel sorry for me. If they realise it’s me sat under the table and rocking back and forth in a sitting fetal position and screaming like a toddler because I can’t stand up anymore because it won’t feel right, I think I’d lose some respect from some people.
I'd like to think choosing sex means that sex would happen so the choice is more like: You get to have sex, but it has to be recorded on video and posted publicly if you do.
Fun stipulations to consider:
* Is the other person of my preferred gender for a partner?
* Do I find them attractive even if they are?
* Are they a willing participant?
* Are they any good at it?
* Is it the same person every time?
* Do I have to post a video of it every time we do it going forward?
Sex. There is enough porn in the world for it to get lost. I'll just make it mediocre to hopefully get well and truly lost. If it comes back, who cares because so many people have sex videos now. Just another normal porn video. Most likely a couple accidentally releasing their revenge video.
Mental breakdowns have a higher chance of going viral. No thank you.
Edit: spelling
sex because im fucking toxic when im breaking down (im definitely working on it) and id rather them see me in a sexual light than an emotional wreck light
They’ve cried a couple times and think that is clearly less embarrassing than nudity. But I’d rather take a 13” strapon in the middle of downtown than show people my self-abusive insanity and wailing like a broken child during my worst breakdowns. Idk there’s something far more embarrassing about suicidal self-hatred than someone seeing a wiener. Everyone has body parts and most people like sex. Not everyone loses their brain.
Start an only fans and upload there. I get money, and the video is private unless I get money. Worst case no one buys, but that's also best case because no one sees
Why do people post questions like this? A huge majority of people here don't have sex, the ones that do wouldn't post a video because of some sort of shame, and the ones that do, already been there, done that.
This is it, right here! Lol I fall into that second category. I always have sex with the lights off because I can't stand for my husband to see me, so why would I ever want to show myself to strangers?
... Then again, I could upload the sex video and just keep the lights off... OK, I choose sex vid!
I’m fairly new to Reddit and I have often wondered at comments like this as well. The topic or joke seems to come up often and I am ambivalent as to whether it is snark or people genuinely not being sexually active. If they aren’t having sex I wonder if it’s just a bunch of hornball teens or a wider spectrum of age groups. This, in turn, make me wonder about the why. So many questions…
> The topic or joke seems to come up often and I am ambivalent as to whether it is snark or people genuinely not being sexually active.
I think it's a hold-over from when Reddit and internet forums in general were much more niche and looked down on as weird nerd things. Now Reddit is sliding into the mainstream a bit, so the userbase isn't the same basement swelling neckbeards that it started as.
Breakdown. Pretty sure I can have a breakdown and not show many outward signs. Either way, I don't want to be on the internet buck naked. So there's only one choice.
So you’re telling me I either get make porn or a YouTube apology video?
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me too
Yes, but do you deserve one?
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Bold of you to assume it won't make things worse
*porn, THEN a YouTube apology video. hi, I’m your manager now
How about an apology video first then porn. Gotta get ahead of the story.
"I'm sorry for what you're about to see"
"I understand that this is going to cause a lot of long lasting pain for all of you. I'm am deeply ashamed of my actions. I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I don't know if I can forgive myself...."
So you can yell out your own username?
I think by doing the first legally I'm required to do the second. Or that is how we punish crimes against humanity now & days isn't it?
Pretty sure it’s “nowadays” and not “now and days”.
r/BoneAppleTea lmao
You could get hundreds of views
Both can give alot of views. I see a win win
Mental breakdown, at least I have experience with that
This guy is a Redditor
This guys fu- cries
This guy fucking cries
This guy cries fucking
I had one job and you took it :’(
This guy fucking jobless
r/thisguythisguys
This guy cries after he fucks
They'll be the same video.
Winner winner
Chicken dinner
Dicken chinner
Sounds like a Sherlock Holmes villain
Sounds more like a Dick Tracy villain.
More like a Vick Dracy Tillain
More like Dick in Tracy chillin.
Is that the name of your sex tape?
Weiner weiner
Chicken fingered
I guess... Chicken wiener?
Chin chin
I'll be making the same face in both videos.
Can't tell if you're breaking down in your pants or in your head 😅
I'm old, both are pretty broken.
What kind of goofy porn plots are you into son?
Well, my arms are broken and mom does me all sorts of favors
It's so good to have a loving family
I didn’t know exactly what I was looking for when I clicked, but this is it. Thank you.
Shit, this makes any comment I had pointless.
Good night everyone, the internet is over. You’ll never find a better comment than this.
\*today tomorrow we shall seek a new champion
*in five minutes
oh hey guys, sorry I’m late! what’s the prize if both already have been posted to the internet?
Short, ugly, cringe.
Mental breakdown. About time someone saw the emotional state I’m in in its full glory
Seriously and I hope it’s just as brutally fucking awkward and uncomfortable to watch as I hope it is, you get to suffer with me for once
A sex video could achieve the same
Yeah but that’s just scuffed porn. At most people will get a giggle out of it and move on. But remember that scene of Toni Colette breaking down in Hereditary? That shit had people squirming in discomfort. A genuine, honest-to-God emotional trainwreck would do a million times worse to the audience.
Fuck the Oscars, because who actually gives a shit. But, how did she not even get a nomination for that role? Absolutely went 110% in that role, and made it look easy. She's incredible.
Fuck that movies dark and disturbing
This is what I think a lot of people don't understand if they've never experienced it themselves. However uncomfortable someone else having a meltdown makes you I can guarantee you that the person having the mental breakdown is a lot more fucking uncomfortable. It's not a rational thing and someone experiencing it has gone through a hell of a lot of trauma recently or has severe mental health issues. Both need to be treated with compassion and empathy.
I feel this so much. I feel like I'm one step away from a breakdown half the time. I don't think it would make any difference to those around me to know the state I'm in.
Same. I think my friends and coworkers would be more understanding if they watched what I go through regularly.
I sometimes fantasize that we can all watch extremely detailed movies about each other and then pinpoint why we are the way we are. So you go to the theatre and it just says some random guys name and you watch all the key moments of his life. If everyone watched movies like this of each other we'd understand each other way better.
I’m so good at maintaining the exterior facade that I’m pretty sure a video of my breaking down crying and on the floor would be more shocking, but perhaps when I scream for help- they might listen? Porno- no one would watch it, though I’m not completely vanilla, I’m not that sexy or interesting. I’m good with that (ie- share my pain and knowing my sex life, when I have it, isn’t worthy of porn status 😂)
People think that just because I never joke about anything mental health wise that I don’t deal with it. Just hits too close to home man
Video of me having sex, but with Disney music in the background so copyright would do the trick...
UNDER THE SEA UNDER THE SEA DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER TAKE IT FROM MEEE
Up on the shore they work all day
Under the sun they slave away, while we devoting fill time to floating under the sea
A whole new world?
Sex because I haven't had a breakdown in 8 months and I don't want to start that up again.
Sex because I haven't had it in 8 months and I want to start that up again.
Sex because I haven’t had it and I want to start that up.
I feel like i rediscovered reddit over this comment. Thank you for the laugh
>8 months Those are rookie numbers in this racket. My spouse and I skip whole *years*.
Some skip whole decades
Congrats!!!!💕❤️
I second this hell yeah man you got this
Emotional breakdown. Probably just a 5 minute video of me sobbing while holding my cat.
LMMAAAOOOO thats exactly how my breakdowns go
That’s exactly how my sex goes
Do not the cat
Shane Dawson
Standing in the hallway of my apartment, holding some random item and sobbing. Then scrolling Reddit for 5 hours. Not that spectacular
I mean shane dawson did the other with the same elements
Sex, of course. No shame in my game, son.
what a weird thing to tell your son
Somebody had to. That kid is traumatized.
So mental breakdown is the son's answer probably
Part of being a father is making sure your child knows you banged their mom.
My dad is dead now but sometimes we would be hanging out driving or something and nobody would say anything for a few minutes and he would just say "Don't you think it's weird that I fucked your mom and you're not even mad about it"?
"I'm only mad you fuckers kept me."
Or “I’m just mad she didn’t bang someone cooler.”
"Whatever, motherfucker." And then we all laughed. You dad sounds like he was a character.
Lmao your comment is seemingly nonsense but, at its core, it’s simply true
Let the boy watch
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Would probably fit better with the *Dirty Jobs” premise
He needs to learn
Well the son wouldn't be there if there was shame in his game, wouldn't he?
I’m not the pervert for making a sex tape, you’re the pervert for watching it. Sex is the obvious answer.
This guy FUCKS
realest shit i've heard all day
Good on you, Pork Knuckle Jones. Good on you.
Look back at me
yup, same lol
That’s what I’m saying.
Sex... no one will watch it. Porn vids are a dime a dozen. I'd be one more old, fish belly white fat ass in an already existing sea of asses.
Exactly. Everyone else here is flattering themselves. Your porn video will be like the ark of the covenant at the end of Indiana Jones, lost in the data warehouse never to be seen again. Also, if anyone does find it it will melt their faces off.
The mental breakdown would be thirty seconds. I’d post the sex video because it’s even shorter.
How are you able to get away with having a tit as your profile pic lol
The gorgeous Danielle Sellers. You’re welcome.
I love your spreadsheet
You definitely deserve the title of Sex Data King! Love this for you
I imagine it’s something to do with their AI filters not searching for images of singular boobs. It won’t be removed until its reported manually.
Because boobs aren't allowed as they're too naughty obviously. Breaks nsfw rules. Now a singular "boob" on the other hand, is fair game.
Have you not seen r/interestingasfuck? A profile tit is normal as shit now.
Bro stop the lies, I just saw your excel sheet and my lord you are a certified DAWG in the bedroom.
My dick fell off so hence the less than thirty seconds.
I just took a look at holy shit. Did you keep a notepad to keep track, or do you just have a really good memory? Also, man your life was a roller coaster for a few years. Reading the tidbits was interesting to say the least.
Notepad. Depression is a bitch.
This profile was a rabbit hole where i spent a good hour of my life reading into. Well done. No matter what anybody says i think the time invested to gather all that data was worth it in the end. I can appreciate the effort
Just looked at your spreadsheet and holy fuck. Do you still update it? Did you note since the first one or just decided to start writing it down after it and just did it by memory first? Why did you start that? Honestly more impressed by the data
Started after the first few. Just thought people might find it interesting. Monogamous since 2001.
Im sure its nothing ductape couldn't fix up
might need some flextape
Did it literally fall off?
bro ur post history is wild and interesting at the same time
Thank you, some people find it disgusting and others interesting.
I came back from your profile. Dude you deserve a subreddit just for yourself.
I thought of starting a sex data blog.
Do it
Sex because no one wants to see me cry.
You DON’T cry during sex? Weirdo.
my girlfriend does
Crazy my sister does the same thing Ill leave a /s for the idiots
Roll Tide
Well, maybe you should be a bit more considerate with the names you're calling her??
No one wants to see you have sex either. So what now?
So I can have sex and traumatize other people or have a traumatic mental breakdown? No contest.
So I get to have sex?!
What I came here to post, character for *fucking* character. XD
Sex, for sure My emotional breakdowns tend to be following seizures (apparently to do with the chemicals released in the brain) and they are horrific to endure and witness. At least a leaked sex tape would make me look hot, lol. The emotional breakdown would traumatise viewers.
I mean if you put a little effort in you could do all 3 at the same time with a spectacular finish
Inspirational
Thank you
I mean, seizures are unfair as fuck. I'd be pissed off in your position even if my chemicals weren't messed up.
Wow, yeah. I don’t have seizures but I have OCD which means my emotional breakdowns are (1) more regular (2) more intense/manic (3) to do with less-sympathy-inducing topics… like if the breakdown was about me finding out someone had died, I think people would feel sorry for me. If they realise it’s me sat under the table and rocking back and forth in a sitting fetal position and screaming like a toddler because I can’t stand up anymore because it won’t feel right, I think I’d lose some respect from some people.
I have OCD and it is fucking awful. I'm functional, but I'm always on edge about something.
Jesus, I’m sorry, I got friends with seizure conditions, it’s never fun. Sending you good vibes ❤️
You guys are getting sex? I don't even got the option so mental breakdown I guess
I'd like to think choosing sex means that sex would happen so the choice is more like: You get to have sex, but it has to be recorded on video and posted publicly if you do. Fun stipulations to consider: * Is the other person of my preferred gender for a partner? * Do I find them attractive even if they are? * Are they a willing participant? * Are they any good at it? * Is it the same person every time? * Do I have to post a video of it every time we do it going forward?
>Are they a willing participant? I'd hope they're willing otherwise that's a *whole* different video.
I keep hearing that word, ‘every time’ …
I can do both at the same time.
Having sex so everyone finally believes me.
Is this a cry for help OP? Someone's got you hostage? Blink twice for yes.
He blought.
Blunk?
Blinken
Blinkeded
Sex. There is enough porn in the world for it to get lost. I'll just make it mediocre to hopefully get well and truly lost. If it comes back, who cares because so many people have sex videos now. Just another normal porn video. Most likely a couple accidentally releasing their revenge video. Mental breakdowns have a higher chance of going viral. No thank you. Edit: spelling
Both fuck all y'all lol
sex because im fucking toxic when im breaking down (im definitely working on it) and id rather them see me in a sexual light than an emotional wreck light
Yeah this right here. I feel like anyone saying breakdown hasn't had a proper breakdown.
They’ve cried a couple times and think that is clearly less embarrassing than nudity. But I’d rather take a 13” strapon in the middle of downtown than show people my self-abusive insanity and wailing like a broken child during my worst breakdowns. Idk there’s something far more embarrassing about suicidal self-hatred than someone seeing a wiener. Everyone has body parts and most people like sex. Not everyone loses their brain.
As would we all
Bold of you to assume the two are mutually exclusive.
Having a mental breakdown. By posting a video of me having sex, I also expose the girl I was with. Plus you know, it’s gross…..
Pure gentleman. Damn.
The emotional breakdown one, because I'm so much better at it. *Sigh*
There are already videos of me having sex. That's easy
I get to have sex?????? Sign me up!
Start an only fans and upload there. I get money, and the video is private unless I get money. Worst case no one buys, but that's also best case because no one sees
Breakdown as it probably already exists whereas the other defiantly doesn’t
Sex is so much more fun.
The sex tape, I can be an inspiration to unattractive men everywhere.
Before I answer I need to ask: sex with who?
Before you answer, I'm going to have to amend that to "with whom".
"whomst"
Mental breakdown. Ie me playing Cuphead
Mental breakdown, at least I'm only embarrassing myself.
mental breakdown. i do not want ppl to see that lmfao, i could just make the mental breakdown post a mental health awareness thing
Having sex because why would /I/ have a mental breakdown when I can give it to everyone else.
Why do people post questions like this? A huge majority of people here don't have sex, the ones that do wouldn't post a video because of some sort of shame, and the ones that do, already been there, done that.
This is it, right here! Lol I fall into that second category. I always have sex with the lights off because I can't stand for my husband to see me, so why would I ever want to show myself to strangers? ... Then again, I could upload the sex video and just keep the lights off... OK, I choose sex vid!
Lol nice
A huge majority DONT have sex? I mean genuine question but how do you know this? Maybe you’re being sarcastic. Who knows my meds have kicked in
I’m fairly new to Reddit and I have often wondered at comments like this as well. The topic or joke seems to come up often and I am ambivalent as to whether it is snark or people genuinely not being sexually active. If they aren’t having sex I wonder if it’s just a bunch of hornball teens or a wider spectrum of age groups. This, in turn, make me wonder about the why. So many questions…
Not all redditors are social outcasts, but all social outcasts are redditors
> The topic or joke seems to come up often and I am ambivalent as to whether it is snark or people genuinely not being sexually active. I think it's a hold-over from when Reddit and internet forums in general were much more niche and looked down on as weird nerd things. Now Reddit is sliding into the mainstream a bit, so the userbase isn't the same basement swelling neckbeards that it started as.
The sex video, because one of those doesn't exist yet so it means I'd get to have sex.
I mean sex hands down
Sex! Because I'm happy having sex and I would be sad if I have emotional breakdowns. And I prefer to be happy 🥰
I'm a minor, so...
I guess you're gonna have to live with the fact that you're sending a bunch of people to jail.
If you go on efukt.com you can find videos of people having mental breakdowns while getting fucked. I guess I would end up on that site as well.
It wouldn’t matter to me, no one wants to see either from me
Me having sex to give all of you mental/emotional breakdowns
Breakdown. Pretty sure I can have a breakdown and not show many outward signs. Either way, I don't want to be on the internet buck naked. So there's only one choice.
So long as I'm banging ops mum.