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PresentationNice7043

I just ignore them and be on my way.


[deleted]

🙌, I don't feed trolls anymore ammo, just ignore and let them go bother someone else.


G-Unit11111

Yup, just block them, use the report tool, and move on.


FrogPrinceLuckey

I try so hard to do this. I fail constantly. And end up being tje one banned or restricted. Just today I got myself into Twitter jail, FB Jail, and permabanned from 3 subreddits because I pointed out how entitled and biased some peoples responses to situations were.


OwenMcCarthy0625

This is the only way.


Inevitable_Rice_9097

This


[deleted]

I send them a picture of their mom's house.


LeviathanGank

and a picture of me in her sexiest undies.


[deleted]

Oh yeah ;)


LeviathanGank

if they keep up the shit I then hit them with a fergie "sexy lady lumps" video.. but im now dancing with their dad


Scarlett-Spider

Eh. Sometimes I fall prey and get upset. Most of the time I just shrug it off and am indifferent or ignore them.


karolchambers

Block them


MommaKay98

Be nice back. It really pisses them off and is funny as heck lol


TheVideoExplorer

The Mr. Rogers approach, my favorite


Bigkid6666

I've done this and strung them along until they have a total meltdown. Used to be fun and easy entertainment during the height of Qanon....


[deleted]

You dirty bitch.


vmxen

"everyone is entitled to their opinion. I'll keep your opinion on file in case it ever becomes relevant."


DrManhattan_DDM

Instantly forget about it because I’m not going to let some random anonymous web surfer determine how I feel or act.


ClickWorthy69420

I become nastier.


[deleted]

Okay, but you can get blocked or account getting flagged. There are no pros to being nastier than said person.


MrGulio

>Okay, but you can get blocked. There are no pros to being nastier than said person. Getting blocked by someone being shitty to me sounds like the problem solving itself.


DeliciousWarthog53

Getting blocked is the goal. It means I live rent free in their head


Not-a-dog-probably

It makes me feel better?


[deleted]

That makes sense.


Not-a-dog-probably

They go low I go lower


Scallawag

"Have the day you deserve"


Tomoko59

Brilliant.


[deleted]

I say something similar: I hope your day is a fantastic as you are. It really chaps their ass, especially when they get nastier and I don’t acknowledge them


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ParmaProscuitto

The fuck.


monkeyhind

I get a cold feeling in the pit of my stomach, either because the nastiness comes out of nowhere, or because I have been misunderstood, and/or because a part of me thinks I have some control over how people treat me and that therefore I must have deserved it.


ParmaProscuitto

The first real-sounding response here.


[deleted]

If it's petty I'll probably just ignore them, unless I'm in a bad mood. Otherwise I'll just come up with a more creative and nastier insult than them 🤣


JamesRitchey

Depends, but most often just ignore them. I usually have better things to do with my time than fight with strangers online.


Key_Calligrapher_837

I have a laugh at it.


urkldajrkl

Block them, move on


LegendEater

You forgot to downvote first. Is that implied?


[deleted]

I block them, there's no use in becoming nastier when there's no pros just cons.


DaBathroomSlayer

I know you are, but what am I? Or Do you talk to your mum like that?


Horrorwriterme

If they are homophobic towards me, like a guy on political subreddit who told me I wasn’t really married because God doesn’t accept two men being married. I’m really nice to them and reasonable. Why because it pisses them off. After they reply with more angry come back. I block them.


WildinBham

I'm a slightly overweight, bald, married father of three. I stopped caring what people, outside my family, thought about me a long time ago.


ZeFlammenWerfer_

Block and ignore


Heavens10000whores

Block and move on


corkra11

I ignore them. You're never going to win an internet argument even if you're correct.


Cultural_Standard_58

Block them.


Future-Direction4765

I cause a massive heart break everytime I tell a straight woman I'm gay.


Red-Dwarf69

Usually none. Why bother?


[deleted]

I send them cookies. Nobody is nasty after cookies.


wetlettuce42

Find their ip adress and copy it in the chat


TimeWear6053

No response is the best response. 99% of time, they want to provoke you into an argument.


ParmaProscuitto

Why is that?


[deleted]

“This is where I would insert a witty retort, but you’re not worth it.”


Destiny2addict

How dare you ask me this you SOB!


MastrMatt

I laugh. Because I genuinely do not value their opinion.


Reclaimer_Saln

I wonder how their life led to this treatment online, and wish them well


glorifiedartist

To not respond, tf they gonna do?


qiizii

Someone wasn’t loved my mommy :3


[deleted]

Don’t care, ignore


micjac_81

Block and move on


No_Step_4431

Happy funtime, at their expense.


[deleted]

Downvote and onto the next comment


Madfaction

Oh no! Anyway


DavefromKS

oh yeah? say that to my face!


Tomoko59

Ignore. Not worth the effort.


Floridaisondrugs

Willy hears ya. Willy don’t care.


crapeater1759

Racist mode:ON Homophobic mode:ON Transphobic mode:ON You get my point


Rostunga

Block


daddyredneck80

Ok key board warrior. Keep talking out your neck.


Striking_Taste_7213

I gaslight them into thinking they have a lisp or stutter


Technical-Split3642

I ask them "Do you blow your father with that dirty mouth of yours?"


salex2000_

I send them this copypasta "Fuck off son of a fucking whore. I put your mother on the machine and in the meat grinder let the victim of an abortion. Your whole family is dead and rotted in the grave that I pissed off and ended the fuck with, motherfucker. You are the son of a dog that was fucked by your three step-dads and run over on the highway where your rotten whore mother works." I translated this copypasta using Google Translate because the original was in a different language, so the meaning of many words may have been lost


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ParmaProscuitto

Thanks. One or two Italian redditors informed me I spelled it wrong lol. I used to work at a deli and the name just came to me.


Bootsie_Batman

One time I just kept calling someone mean until they apologized. Wasn’t rude. Just kept repeating that they were being mean.


spockgiirl

I imagine them as Colin Robinson from "What We Do in the Shadows" and decide that I'm not going to feed him my energy.


ReadingHotTakes10

I say something funny


matt-sikes

Depends. I usually am not in a position where people have the opportunity to be nasty. I usually let them be, sometimes im fuck with them


[deleted]

I try to mind my own damn business


Skipping_Scallywag

Ignoring trolls on the internet is your most powerful tool against them.


Slippery_When_Down

I'm one of those who say something to trigger them even more and then when I've had my laugh i block them


Independent-Ad5852

I just leave and ignore them


reprice101

I say ‘No u’ or send them a screenshot image of a uno reverse card then proceed to block and delete


hyrulian_princess

Laugh, entertain myself for a bit and then block them when I get bored


LegitimatePrize249

Ignore or block unless I'm in the mood to fight


WyomingVet

laugh...


Consistent_Act4575

I just say 3 words


ParmaProscuitto

Which are?


[deleted]

find a way to derail it with humor that's only funny to me.


Wii_wii_baget

Reply that I’m sorry i upset them and wish them the best.


bearstrugglethunder

"It's Miss Jackson if you're nasty"


iminlovewithyoucamp

I hope your bank gives you an overdraft fee and your bank refuses to refund the fee on your account.


virtualadept

Block. Look up e-mail address, killfile. If non-nyms are involved, consider adding to my "people I refuse to do work for" database.


TallFutureLawyer

I don’t usually reply.


sendmeabook

K


silvermanedwino

Ignore and potentially block.


kitties_and_spiders

Correct them if they are state something untrue and just throw down with civility and facts. Shut down my monster mil this way.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I will eat your heart


[deleted]

be a bitch back. but it really hasn't happened lately bc when people are dicks online to me it's usually on games i played and not sites/apps like reddit or twitter. i mostly play games by myself these days so i'm not **usually** an asshole online lol.


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Being nasty back


Aromatic_Memory1079

just leave the place. it's.like a Michael Jackson song. nobody want to be defeated.


undefined_one

I may argue for a response or two, but normally I just ignore them. Absolutely nothing comes from arguing with someone online. I did, however, have someone that I was arguing with threaten to come kick my ass. He claimed to be a pilot and so I gave him directions to a meeting spot. He claimed that he came but I never saw him. So yeah, that was fun.


Saxfire2

Depends how nasty they are, if they go ape shit, then I'm gonna laugh and make some shit back at them. If its passive aggressive nasty, then just ignore.


XeniaDweller

I laugh.


Stevenlive3005

Thank you.


Mango_YT_lol

"ok idc" is a good default for me


Business_Maybe

Depends on the nastiness and how froggy I feel that day Usually it's an explanation of why they are wrong and move on If I feel really froggy I will let them think I have changed my mind and they are the greatest person ever. Basically try to make myself their little worshipper. Then destroy their ego Okay I only did that twice. It was 10 yrs ago... still paying for it


M1rr0rr0rr1M

Type less and cope harder


poop_spoogle

A lot of times nothing. Or something like “Ok bro 😎 “ I try not to feed the trolls


cultofthelambenjoyer

Damn bro, are you the terms and conditions? Because i dont give a fuck about what you have to say.


lasvegasbunnylover

Ghost em stat!


kevinwr450

I tell them I'm a 14 year old boy that likes ice cream.


Only_Umpire_1242

throw it right back at them and act nice and flirt with them along the way, I find it very funny, if it's really worthless though and I might be misunderstanding I'll ask or ignore it no point in fighting if it doesn't matter.


ClonkyClonky

Nuh uh


Pula-Demonyo

Depends on how nasty. Trolling the trolls is funny. Unless they're boring with their nastiness then I'll just let them know and ignore it.


AaronParan

I will just keep adding to the general consensus: do not respond. Go do something else. That person has a miserable life and engaging validates their existence. It used to be you ignored the loud mouth and they ended up alone with no friends. Now, we have arguments with them on social media.


brwn_eyed_girl56

I dont engage. It just fuels them and they keep spewing their poison


Icy-Veterinarian942

I used to give it back to them, but I just don't have a lot of fight left in me. Now I avoid controversial topics and if someone still manages to mean to me I usually either block them or delete what I posted.


Schnitzelklopfer247

You fight like a cow!


Ill_Quality_9590

flirt with them


Silly_Raspberry_2911

Awe, that's cute!!!


slapgrasspicker

Laugh at them and keep on truckin!! Don't have time for that petty shit.


UnleashedSavage_93

I just block them and move on. Don't give your energy to the comment section. It doesn't pay to do so.


_portia_

I block them. Life is too short to entertain trolls.


NBA-014

Ignore. It’s their loss


assglub

Prove them wrong


No_Rip_4667

Say the nastiest thing I can think of in the moment. Really gets em angry and gives me great satisfaction.


wineblood

- Ignore it - Laugh at it - Type an angry response out but don't hit send - Give in and be an asshole Depends on the context and what kind of day I'm having


Ok_Tea_1003

I tell them have a blessed day or fuck you thank you bye


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ParmaProscuitto

Damn. I am going to do this to somebody on Reddit now. Chills.


Rangeless

I'm a nobody. Just a stranger. 99 percent of the time, they are just deflecting. I move along with my day and dare not respond back. It's what they want.


Signal-Priority2136

Silence 🔕 lol. Pisses off trolls.


jyar1811

“So triggered”


dirtguy4life

Troll them. Play dumb, add a little twisted humor. They get crazy, and I get more laughs


mrxexon

Blocked and move on. Life is too short to put up with a-holes on social media.


codeman60

Well since it's online either you troll them a little bit or you just ignore them it's online LOL it's not like they're in your face🤣🤣🤣


Sonikclaw2

“If you want my comeback, you can scrape it off your mom’s teeth.” Thank god for Jimmy Carr


enchantedlife13

It's not worth wasting your time to engage with nasty people online. And, we never know what they are going through on the other side of the keyboard and acting out may be the only attention they get.


hateuscusanus

Oo i like it nasty. What kinda nasty things they saying?


wolfyfancylads

Calm, cold, and calculated passive-aggressive logic. I was gonna explain why fully but I realized it was way too big a post so, long story short: I don't get angry (first to be mad loses and mods can be called), I explain myself logically with undeniable facts, and then let their own stupidity air in public until: 1) They realize and we reach an understanding (good end), 2) they slink away in silence (neutral end), 3) they continue to be the type of person their mum should've swallowed and I'm forced to block them after advising them to change their personality or die alone (bad end). So far, it's kinda a 12%/83%/5% when it comes to how that works out, so I feel it's a good way to combat morons.


Peighnus-Honourchign

Either ignore em or troll em. Depends on the weed


Hdfhbn

I fuck them in their ass


remnybabes

Nothing


Historical-Tough-137

send gay porn


EatinPussySellnCalls

I just say "I know you are but what am I"


LivingStCelestine

Block and move on. They’re not worth the time or emotional investment.


BlueberrirrebeulB

Troll them, it's really funny.


KentucyFriedPenis

Their IP address


Dense_Phrase_5479

Your Da sells Avon


TwiceTrash11

I'm a League of Legends player so i think i am qualified for this question just tell them tame insults like "you get no pussy" and "no one likes you" it riles them up even more for some reason to the degree that it becomes pretty pathetic and you can't even bring yourself to be mad anymore works pretty often from my experience


[deleted]

anymore just ignore them


oo-----D

I have a laugh, I follow along but I never resort to insults. I just poke fun and make them angry, until they block me or let go. I don't really get into fights or debates to win arguments, I couldn't care less what a random redditor thinks. Fight alone, mate.


Ali8ly

Ignore them. I don't want to feed their ego


Comfortable-Mouse409

Probably troll around for fun or ignore if I'm tired


Aversiel

I find that not caring doesn't work for me, so I pick my battles and move on regardless. You can always call their momma gay.


Regular_Housing5629

Everyone online is always nice


Dull-Geologist-8204

I ignore them other than the one time someone threatened my life. Yeah, that didn't go well for them.


No_Box4859

I'm that mf with no enemies


CoolGijoe

If you need a dick to suck, it’s not gonna be mine.


RicGryllz

I usually just mute them (in video games) Or block them (social media) Easy to just not participate


EntertainerCapital72

I send scat and gore videos or bait them into a vc and catfish them with my homies


JacobBrooksSCP

Walk away, take a break and flip off my device. Not always in that order though


rhaenyra_00

There's a lot of these kinds of nasty people on TikTok comments who likes to be rude for nothing. They might strike a nerve on me upon reading the comments but I always choose to ignore and eventually I will forget it. They'd probably forget their comments too so it really isn't worth the time fighting with strangers online.


Clear-Attention-1635

I’m sorry but your opinion means very little to me. Good day to you xx


wadevonhemel

i tell them, "at least I wasn't born bc of my parents getting drunk and having sex then making ur dumbass"


WeirdcoolWilson

I don’t engage


[deleted]

I block them. They are desperate for attention, denying them it is the only response.


[deleted]

I don't respond. None of this is real.


throwaway_martial

A picture of me and their mother in bed


GrossFleshSack

I get anxious, and then to get rid of the anxiousness I feel like I have to retaliate. Was able to overcome this while using cannabis for an extended amount of time, but felt a disconnect from humanity and had to stop using.


BisexualPlatypus420

There's nothing you can say to me that I haven't heard from my parents. Or myself. Can't hurt me when I hurt myself first.


oyakodon-

These pretzels are making me thirsty.


[deleted]

It’s online, everyone knows online ain’t a real place


yoshi9nd

Something that ends along the lines of “I fucked your mom last night”. Or I just block them lol


TKXenomorph2001

I Tell them “Drink the grimace shake you little rat”


toxinogen

I just laugh because I’m thirty-two years old and left that shit behind in high school.


Haywood_jablowmeeee

Ghost. Walk away.


Just_a_SovietFox

I really don't know, damn i wish someone gave me an example.


bent_eye

Just block.


IonBladeGD

78.169.228.197


Roy_367786

Send them a dick picture


IDontCareNotSorry

Block them, then ignore


Zipes_

Someone said “uh oh, autism alert!” To me, I just said “guilty!!” He left the game lmao (I am autistic he must have felt so bad lol)


icanneverthinkof1one

“Oh, so you hate yourself and are taking it out on other people? Okay cool” they get perplexed