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A couple of cannibals kidnapped a pantomimist. They began arguing over how to prepare him. One kept saying they should slow roast him, while the other insisted a stew or frying was the way to go. The first got fed up and asked what was wrong with roasting him like they'd done their other victims. The second responded, "Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."