Korn field

Freakonaleashville

A.D.I.D.A.S. ??

This one wins

Bakerscity.

Woilu. This was the name of the village of the Yowlumne tribe that was located on this site.

This is the best recommendation!

Is there anyone around these days claiming to be from the Yowlimne?

Hwy-almost finished-field

They finally actually finished it on ming all the way to oildale

Saint Dimmsdale, only because Fairly Odd parents had us in an episode.

Yes

New Kerntown

That's really good!!

West Dakota

Fooville, CA

420 Gone wild ave is the court house address

West Alabama

West Oklahoma would be more accurate since many people migrated from the dust bowls here

Yeah, you’re right.

Sun City because of the hot summers and its time to shed Bakersfield's bad reputation. I don't believe Kern City is used anymore.. It has a nice ring to it.

The Pit, California.

New Fallout dlc just dropped

Could also call it Necropolis like they do in Fallout.

I tell people in the FB fallout groups that I live in Necropolis when they ask “where ya from?”

Tortasfield

I mean the name fits fairly well, no? It's hot, Baking is hot. Lots of fields... You use lots of agriculture in baking too, we've got lots of fields... But we should probably change Rosedale and Oildale into like Upper Calibama and Lower Calibama. Just to fit the demographic better.

The fields have been disappearing and turned into cul-de-sacs. Snow Road has barely any fields left to snow petals on it anymore.

I mean, we're in CA, there's still PLENTY of fields. They're just further out. I'm on the opposite side and drive past Almond orchards and such every morning. Not that I'm exactly thrilled with BREATHING them, but they are pretty.

I used to drive by them every morning too, now I drive by businesses and houses. My allergies appreciate it but my soul is sad at the lack of nature.

Calibama 😂😂😂😂

Rorikstead CA

It really is wtf

San Felipe. IIRC, the Kern River was originally called the Rio San Felipe by the Spanish. Much prettier than Kern, imo.

San Tomás Considering it was named after Thomas Baker.

North Los Angeles

Rio Seco But I guess not anymore

Bakerfield. The 's' never really felt right to me.

Probably because the name was originally Baker’s field but was cut down to Bakersfield.

Valley Gateway

Purgatory

Oildale

oakville baker city san joaquin kern valley

Springfield feels original

Los Sacudido

Baja Oildale

Armpit.

Bakertucky

Smog /gy Valley See summer/fire season 😂 also I think it'd have a good ring for a song dedicated to here? Ahaha

Land of the baked. One way or another everyone here is on something

West Oklahoma

Arakeen

Wexas

Axilla

Santo Del Fuego Tierra De Sol y Rio Rio de Sol Trompetas Blancas Cerebrales Suaves Descenso a la Contaminación

South Delano

Baker

The dump

North Hemet

South Oildale for obvious geographic reasons.

Oklafield (settlers from oklahoma)

New IceColdistan.

Riyadh, which is where all oil in California will come from if they make it illegal to drill and pump it in Bakersfield. (Saudi Arabia)

Armpit of California

Yes or just Armpit

Deadwood

Hairy butthole, CA.

Hoe ass bitch

Methlaham. Look around

Shithole

Lame name tbh

Tweakersfield. Self explanatory.

Florida

Prostyfield....why? The amount of adultery provided by certain stereotypes in play. The amount of human trafficking which turns out be back pages, meet me 1 nighter women that Also promote as well as the skip the games' escort services, live promo chats for new upcoming casting couch women on pornographic sites all coming from different of women and titles, like all shapes and enlarged people women. This, of course, is bakersfields unspoken agreement, I'm sure between law enforcement and the avg pimp getting turned in on a snitch from player to player pimp status. Well its all conjecture at this point in day and Era. So eh I could be totally wrong and paranoid so take UT as a grain of what ever suits you.

“Klansfield, California” would be appropriate.

Methfield

McCarthy Land

Shittersfield