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stenwold23

Finally bringing back the a46, m40, a34, m27 derby!!!


jakeyboy723

Big rivalry game for you guys. I'd say the fiercest in the Championship.


SBAdey

Only until proud posh make their way through the playoffs, and then the true rivalry will be reignited.


Award2110

I'm pretty sure the A34 derby is Stafford Rangers vs Hendesford Town. šŸ˜‚


Callum776

Hard to congratulate a rival, but theyā€™ve had a great season, fair play šŸ‘


The-Bear-Down-There

Get your own rival!


Cooper96x

Idk if Iā€™ve missed somethingā€¦ but rival? Iā€™ve always liked Cov, and now Iā€™m questioning everything šŸ¤£


eoshyfidisuus

They are so innocent


RainbowDiamond

You must be new, not a team gone by that Coventry doesn't have a fierce rivalry with


Cheap-Atmosphere9085

You've got some catching up to do


LazarouDave

Welcome to r/Championship Crumble is currency Coventry are rivals with everyone from Lands' End to John O'Groats You just got John Rowed


LilJapKid

Dw Cov loves a rivalry.


mcmuffin0098

The Skate has been in League 1 and 2 for so long, he forgets what it's like to swim close to the surface


sirSADABY

A few of seasons I'd say. Coventry have the fiercest rivalry with most clubs.


deathschemist

coventry have this thing where they're everyone's rivals.


Paul277

Welcome to the best football subreddit Pompey fans May I interest you in a crumble, prehaps a Rowe or Simpsons meme?


Lady-Maya

> May I interest you in a crumble, prehaps a Rowe or Simpsons meme? Po- Portsmouth!? At this time of year? at this time of day? in this part of the EFL, localized entirely within your subreddit?


ginnybin25

yes!


Lady-Maya

ā€¦May i see it?


ginnybin25

ā€¦no.


Lady-Maya

u/ginnybin25! The subreddit is on fire!


Future-Entry196

No mother itā€™s just the south coast derby


Lady-Maya

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you meme a good ham.


ginnybin25

no, u/Lady-Maya, itā€™s just the crumble memes.


Lady-Maya

Well, u/ginnybin25, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you meme a good ham.


ginnybin25

help!ā€¦HELP!!


narotav

We had plenty of crumble in previous seasons. So, we thought we'd leave the crumble for everyone else this year.


Soultosqueeze78

Iā€™ll pass on the crumble, but particularly partial to an Abu Kamara


FokRemainFokTheRight

I am really anxious my meme standards will not be up to scratch or even worse nobody comments on them


BlockingThePath

Iā€™ll take some scum crumble in the playoffs. South coast derby is back on the menu boys!


Carelessrenter

All of a sudden the EPL doesnā€™t look so bad.


jakeyboy723

Quite like the Premier League. Hate this expectations thing we've got down here.


craig_hoxton

Always rated taking points from Chelsea...


Bl1tz-Kr1eg

šŸ˜”


Ok-Conclusion4010

Look forward to a couple 2-2 draws that neither of us are particularly happy with next season. Oh wait weā€™re not safe yet


massive-bafe

You can't beat a Dockyard Desmond.


Boris_Ignatievich

Congrats to Portsmouth, yet I hope we never meet


jakeyboy723

Can we vote to keep Rotherham instead?


Melting_meerkats

Please no. I want to watch us win some games


craig_hoxton

...after buying their keeper?


jakeyboy723

I think that's a fair deal.


welcoming_absentist

oxymoronically they have the most stable economy


Erifoloh

How about you take their place ;)


jakeyboy723

Second in League One is better than winning it. Just letting you know.


AnotherDepressedBoy

You're not wrong tbf.


Surreyblue

I can get behind this statement too


sinisterpuppy88

Smaller trophy though


Surreyblue

It's not all about size, it'd about how you use it


Cheap-Atmosphere9085

I'd be inclined to disagree, but to each their own


Muur1234

lose on purpose for a laugh


AnotherDepressedBoy

Nah, you're alright.


Muur1234

im sure you love leage one so much and would rather another promotion battle instead of relegation in champs


AnotherDepressedBoy

Nah mate.


Muur1234

you havent won the pizza cup yet, clearly should be on your list


AnotherDepressedBoy

Would rather go up than have to play Burnley U23s next season.


Soultosqueeze78

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride


x_S4vAgE_x

Can't wait to travel down to Portsmouth, absolutely tip it down with rain, and lose. Again.


PompeyJordd

Canā€™t wait for another 12:30 kick off trip to Sunderland, leave at 1am, lose 1-0 and back by midnight šŸ„²


x_S4vAgE_x

Don't worry, we don't score goals anymore. Ross Stewart is long gone


Sealeydeals93

I am now ready to admit that game should have been called off


x_S4vAgE_x

It contributed to Lee Johnson being replaced by Alex Neil so it worked out in the end. Definitely one of the worst away days I've been on, and I only traveled from Brighton.


Sealeydeals93

If it's any consolation I remember being stuck at Fratton for about an hour in an absolute downpour and I think we got battered by Ipswich very shortly after. Hilarious game though.


MightyGandhi

GOOD EVENING LADS!


Standin373

Not that fucking Bell, I can still hear it 20 odd year ago. Jokes aside Rovers V Pompey was a golden age of footy fixture for me so i look forward to it. Bolton, hurry the fuck up.


Adammmmski

Thereā€™s been a red card but for who /u/standin373


Standin373

I'd give my left bollock for Kammy to do a cameo for this.


PompeyLad1

On the up side we have a roof over the Milton End now so you away fans don't get as wet. Should be grateful all the nice things we do for you idk


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Hi


tab1901

The swamp folks have arose from their island depths at the smell of some delicious crumble.


Sealeydeals93

Mate I've been to the mutant mile in Shirley I'm not sure any of us can throw stones here


FKez05

If we stay down, things are gonna get spicy The M27 shall be the battlefield


thej1bbl1es

You can have the M27, absolute shambles of a road for the past 3 years. Looking forward to getting bricked again when we get bused in through Thornhill.


craig_hoxton

""We'll regroup near Bursledon and make sure they don't take the bridge over the Hamble..."*


Adammmmski

Luke Oā€™Nien might fight the crowd again.


Joerseven

That's just football


EyePiece108

Heh, saw them 2-1 down earlier and thought 'Party delayed then'. Welcome back to the Crumbleship, Pomey.


Cooper96x

The Mous is crumble adverse


Andzeesc

Its about time Portsmouth! Love fratton park and Linvoy Primus. Went to uni at Portsmouth and the local Indian takeaway sponsored Glen Johnson. Proper football city.


sinisterpuppy88

Welcome to the chaos that is The Championship. Definitely feels like you belong. Look forward to the "dockyard derby" rubbish again next season


DurMonAtor

Pleasure to be back after 12 long years!!! From League Two and near extinction, to playing in possibly a top 10 League in the world for quality again. Awesome!


BuenasVibras

Itā€™s the best league and you better treat it well! And not just absolutely shit the bed like we have *sobs*


burwellian

After the playoffs, you wanted a Moore disco, and Chansiri heard more Xisco, easy mistake to make...


BuenasVibras

Look at you, making jokes, first you take our automatics, now you take the piss! Enjoy the premier league *Vodooo words mumbled*


burwellian

Hopefully you're Rohling towards survival now, would quite like you and Plymouth to both stay up. :)


BuenasVibras

I actually have been rooting for you all season, I feel a brotherhood between us three, I dream of a world where we have players like Wes burns and can feel even a percentage of what I assume you do when you score last min goals


DurMonAtor

Still a chance you can stay up though, even though thereā€™s Huddlesfield vs Birmingham end of the month


AdamDXB

Donā€™t get me wrong I donā€™t want to go down, but itā€™s by far the best league as a supporter and fantastic as a neutral watching both ends of the table.


cookeyamum

See you next season... Hopefully


OldGrumpyFecker

They got a big points deduction coming and staying down ?


Otter269

Congrats šŸ‘ and no you can't keep Abu :)


Hal_Fenn

Spoil sport. What if we offered you some crumble? You guys up here seem to love the stuff (and I've only been here 5 minutes).


McDDDDDD

I really hope we don't sell him for pennies like we did with Mumba.


sinisterpuppy88

Joint highest purchase we've ever made. I'd imagine we gave some juicy sell-on clauses


ENaC2

Weā€™d love him back, but after what heā€™s given this season he deserves a chance with you.


mcmuffin0098

Weā€™re gonna have to change our chant now, fuckā€¦


VoluntaryReboot

Weā€™ve no shortage of them, itā€™s okay


mcmuffin0098

True, but Iā€™m an American so itā€™s the only Pompey chant I know


CTJDB

At least we know if we donā€™t go up this year weā€™ve got a free 6 points next season


jakeyboy723

Does that count when everybody gets 6 against them?


CTJDB

But itā€™s always fun to silence fratton park


Quazie89

Unlike St Mary's. You can't silence that which makes no noise.


Muur1234

we sure only got 1


jakeyboy723

Everybody makes mistakes.


Muur1234

with those extra 5 wed be promoted now


IOwnStocksInMossad

Congratulations! Well deserved after a 12 year absence


Muur1234

geeze i sure hope ours isnt 12 years


Jmsaint

*When I was just a little boy...*


SenseOk1828

Heā€™s only a poor littleā€¦


craig_hoxton

"...I asked my father, who should I be..."


CitiBankLights

ā€œI asked my mother, what should I beā€*


craig_hoxton

*"Should I be Pompey? Should I be Saints? Here's what she said to me..."*


NoPaint6139

Now letā€™s hope Southampton stay down


tab1901

Hard pass.


TheRobot64

So this is what promotion feels like


jjune4991

12 years in League 1?? I remember seeing them in the Prem when I first watched English football!


Muur1234

they had time in league 2


jjune4991

Ah, I misread another post. 12 years since the Championship is what I should've said.


ziplock9000

Well done.. Will be good to play you again.


danm888

Wahey! Welcome Welcome Welcome, Pompey! From that volcano business with the Romans to Redknapp, you've gone through everything and now you're big in the back time. I hope you brought custard.


Silverdarlin1

Welcome back lads! I apologise in advance when we steal your manager as part of the Great Stoke Rebuild of Winter 2024 (Not to be confused with the Not So Great Stoke Rebuild of Summer 2024)


Ksianth

That explains the stink.


GonJumpOffACliff

Alright now Saints, please please please don't get promoted id love to see this fierce derby in action


AceDNewgate

Welcome back! Good I hope they dont put our Away day Midweek. Portsmouths a good visit.


CommonEngineering832

12 seasonsā€¦


ArowanaGB

Double it and pass it to the next person


ow1108

Pompey are finally back. Best of luck next season!


Wooden_Umpire2455

Well in Pompey


DaisyFreakinJames

IN LEAGUE FOR FOR TEN MOREā€¦ oh.


VoluntaryReboot

Beating the skates next season is a nice consolation prize when we inevitably crumble.


craig_hoxton

*"I would love it if we beat them."*


Ket_Cz

Good to be back


CommonEngineering832

Welcome to EFL Championship


jrbill1991

Congrats, Pompey fans. Since we are crumbling down lately, will be a pleasure (or not) to see you next season.


PompeyLad1

Happy to be back after all this time. Love what you've done with the place. Is that crumble I can smell?


OkraEmergency361

Only the very best. Youā€™ll get sick of it after a few weeks thoughā€¦


CMPunk22

The only south coast team I like, congrats


sinisterpuppy88

Ahem...


hairychris88

What did Eastbourne Borough do to deserve your enmity?


jakeyboy723

Prefer Ipswich anyway. Proper football club who actually want to get promoted.


CMPunk22

Big talk to scrape 3rd


jakeyboy723

Big talk for a team that haven't lost to Ipswich in 15 years yet are nearly 20 points behind them.


CMPunk22

Big talk for a team who are in Bournemouthā€™s shadow


Cooper96x

A lot of Soton out tonight


CMPunk22

Love to see a few people rattled


bigdaftdoylem

Hate travelling down there man what a shitter. Always fucking televised 12pm kick off too.


adkenna

I hope they go back down again I can't lie,Ā hopefully weĀ don't join them.


InnocentPossum

Pretty sure at the start of the season I backed Portsmouth to win in an ACCA and a Portsmouth fan said they wouldn't put any faith in Portsmouth to do well this year. They will fit right in here, with all that pessimism


Hindsyy

See you next year boys, it's been a while