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gulagsux

It's a shiny


beluuuuuuga

gosh what team rocket would do for something as rare as this.


Evening-Turnip8407

They can't even catch a pikachu, this is a bit out of their league


AdmirableBus6

They can still have dreams tho


stinkyhooch

That you, James?


AdmirableBus6

Prepare for trouble!


sleepykthegreat

Make it double!


xoxogossipsquirrell

To protect the world from devastation!


HannahM53

To unite all people within our nation to announce the evils of truth and love to extend over reach to the stars above


ScionOfDiscord

Meowth! That's right!


jack_seven

If you mean Jessie and James then yes but the rest of the organization is well organized and experienced in poaching the rarest creatures


catsandorchids

I mean, Alola Island Jessie and James were pretty darn competent.  makes you wonder if they really wanted that Pikachu.


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Meowth could catch it with his hands tied behind his back. He's always been the real brains of the operation, those stupid humans are holding him back. He just gets lonely....


badchriss

Meowth, that´s right! This primo shiny Pokemon is primed for picking!


CaptScubaSteve

To protect the world from devastation..


chiccy__nuggies

r/realLifeShinies


Individual-Ad273

If only he had a masterball instead of a camera


Carlos-In-Charge

Please read this parent comment out loud in Mario’s voice


Frankieanime158

I'm glad this is top comment as it's what I thought too 🤣


Sweetkokomi

the dolphin took rise and shine seriously


hscene

It’s a non shiny Gorebyss


beluuuuuuga

Like a British person on holiday. Way too naked and way too sunburnt.


DuduMelo25

If I had the skills I would photoshop an England football shirt onto it. If anyone reading this knows how to...


Ver1fried

r/Photoshop we need you!


Emperor_Biden

Photoshop it into a Pokemon card as well please. Shiny England fan card. Rare. No wait, during summer in Spain, they're common af.


thatswhatmyfoodeats

That’s called community day


rushmfroyale

r/photoshopbattles


TemporaryImaginary

Are we sure Carl Pilkington hasn’t gone missing again? That big forehead looks familiar.


misterlindstrom

You know, if you see a dolphin n that, don't go "oh, it's friendly" because there's some with weapons now


alrighttreacle11

He's doing some swimming in-between shoving the rocks back in the holes


Gavin_Freedom

He's the "K" man, not the "C" man. Play a record.


-mihul-

I feel attacked because it’s true


YorkieCheese

Yeah what the fk is with that? I backpacked in multiple countries in Southeast Asia and the only nationality that is topless and burning red are the Brits. The other countries know to wear a shirt or sunscreen lol.


Masterchiefy10

We got Sandy beaches


Expensive_Editor_244

Yeah, well who the fuck wants to see em!?


jjonj

[Help a Dane](https://youtu.be/sliLIGwlq_k)


OwnPattern3717

Is that actually real? That’s beautiful!


gmrnxii

I thought I was looking at the Midjourney sub for a sec lol


Over_Addition_3704

Same.


Uhhhhokthenn

This is definitely ai. The dolphin exists but these photos do not


Uhhhhokthenn

This is AI. The dolphin exists but these photos do not.


cowchunk

The anatomy of the dolphin is way too consistent picture to picture. Look at the lines (?) on its head, they would be wonky if this were AI. Also it would look more “framed” and the lighting would be more cinematic. These pics look more like stills from a drone video. I WOULD like to see a source/photographer’s credit from OP though! Actually I could see this being a sophisticated photo editing job, but I don’t see AI in this case.


connortheios

Idk man the water looks pretty real and you can even see what looks like the edge of a boat in the bottom right of the first image


dubblies

there are videos of pinky. It doesnt look like that on the face, eyes, bottom jaw/chin color, and streaking. Its also a lighter pink than that.


HarkansawJack

WTF are you talking about man?


Individual-Schemes

This is a girl dolphin. The blue ones you're used to seeing are just boy dolphins.


Cfordian

False. All dolphins are girls and all sharks are boys.


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UserCannotBeVerified

There are also The Amazon Pink River Dolphins who's pinkness varies from animal to animal, but the ones who are very pink become brighter and more flushed in colour when the dolphin is happy/excited :)


mab6710

Oh hey they're just like me


VisibleGhost

I swam with them in Bolivia! They're super playful and were splashing me and nibbling my toes. They're definitely not as "cute" as bottlenose dolphins or whatever


xXfreierfundenXx

You weren't kidding, there are a lot of really ugly pictures of them on Google


siandresi

Ive heard they turn pink as they age, with males being way more pink….they are really cool, saw some in Ecuador a while back, in a river called cuyabeno


joannchilada

The dolphin has albinism, so is white, but is sunburned. Legitimately true!


SuperChadMan

THATS TERRIBLE WHAT THE FUCK


joannchilada

It is probably a much lighter shade of pink when not sun burned because you can see the blood vessels through the skin. But all dolphins can actually get sun burned. Evolution needs to work on that.


SuperChadMan

We should flood the oceans with kilotons of sunscreen to help them ❤️


Viscousmonstrosity

Way ahead of you there bucko!


DMRT1980

Here was I thinking he had a thing for shrimp, but you're right ! Could be worse though, in Africa you risk (Way above average that is) being chopped up by machetes as some religious tribes believe it has magical powers for potions. Like you already wearing sunblock 80+ then this shit. [Added Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd7RRr5Eubg)


Fuckface_Whisperer

So it's beautiful but when my skin looks like that at the beach it's gross. Life ain't fair man.


sg22throwaway

Gender reveals are really over the top these days


Dagojango

*Genetically modified chickens to become blue or pink velociraptors...* Some guy - What? You guys were complaining about fires... this is better... right? Everyone else - Can you stick to gold fish?


davster39

Must eat a lot of shrimp


PsyOpBunnyHop

Or flamingos.


Puzzleheaded_Face583

Shrimp eats pink dolphin > flamingo eats shrimp > dolphin eats flamingo


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

They hav3 to eat shrimp to get their color so it's almost like eating shrimp with extra steps


dirtycheezit

Less efficient means more fancy.


supersimon06

That was the joke


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Actual-Bee-402

Eat too much and you’ll get sick


ieatcarrot

shrimps are pretty rich


GenericHuman1203934

*flute solo*


erasrhed

Quick, someone get Lisa Frank on the phone STAT!!


According-Boat

Had to look way too long for a Lisa Frank comment. Should have been the very first thing on here


erasrhed

My sister had ALL the Trapper Keepers


Lonlinessandtitties

First thing I thought was "Lisa Frank was right!"


Disastrous-Paint86

“I don’t know,looks pretty gay to me.”


beluuuuuuga

They're turning the dolphins gay


xLoveHateLegend

*Kanye's breathing intensifies*


Feeling-Magazine-308

*fish dick consumed*


komododave17

He’s a gay fish, not a gay aquatic mammal.


RadicalEllis

No, these are straight dolphins. They are just being secretly paid in snack fish to wear pink makeup by cruise operators doing LGBT events. It's always a big hit with the passengers who think it's natural.


0nly0bjective

They took our jerbs


Ecstatic-Librarian83

he thinks fish sticks are fabulous


Aadityazeo

In this day n age it's so hard to recognise if it's even real or ai generated.


Big-Independence8978

Same. It looks too perfect.


spikejonze14

similar pink dolphins have been spotted for years, look up pinky the dolphin. this one is real. edit: taking a closer look i do agree that these are ai generated images. cameras dont capture perfect images of fast moving scenes like this. it is a bit too perfect…


JJC_Outdoors

Pink dolphins are real but this one is fake. Its was uploaded by a known fake news Facebook account


Big-Independence8978

Too damn perfect


Sweetlittlemon

Yep, that's what I thought too.


zzzthelastuser

i miss the time when you could look at a such a photo and just be amazed without wondering if it /r/midjourney was leaking or something.


Run_the_Line

I miss when the top comments were informative instead of a bunch of wannabe Reddit comedians


OogieBoogieJr

When was that?


Run_the_Line

2009-ish, many moons ago. Just after the great Digg migration


supermanssun

Same and not just reddit but youtube literally everyone just talks about irrelevant things not related to the video or photo and makes jokes and it makes the content less enjoyable because you may genuinely wanna learn something or just enjoy whats in front of you


OnePurplePigeon

Dave the diver?


xvmon

My first thought, the blue one must be in trouble.


mirkk13

Fabulous


infojunkey

Lisa Frank was right all along.


BlackberryFrequent44

Pink Dolphins were always my favorite to bring to arave


throwaway_202010

Lol, I thought that "pink dolphin" was just a euphemism.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Can you tell the court where you found the "pink dolphin" inserted, please?


LakeBroad1936

There are pink dolphins in Brazil but it’s a long way for one of them to travel and reach California .. plus in Brazil they inhabit rivers in the Amazon not open ocean .


KingsoftheBronze_Age

Babe, wake up - Pride month dolphin just dropped


Ok-Paper89

Call me Brock Sampson!


db_downer

Better dolphin!


Ok-Exchange5756

This is why you wear sunscreen


JustAnAce

I'm more surprised it hasn't gotten the attention of predators given how much it stands out.


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Swipsi

It standing out might be what it protects it on the other hand.


JudiciousGemsbok

How?


sunnyred1982

Same reason humans don’t eat green meat.


Over_Addition_3704

AI?


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DeepBluePacificWaves

Just a tip: search for "boto cor-de-rosa" on Google


deshep123

Is it like the leader?


antdrizzle8

GTA 6 gameplay looking real realistic


Noeir

Motherfucker is gorgeous and they know it


Httpboomertears

Lisa Frank did it first


enlightenedpersonage

Wow. It’s as fascinating as it is beautiful.


ghostbook4

Wonder of its a disadvantage for it. Like being an albino croc


Grand_Taste_8737

Only seen this in the Amazon river. This guy get lost?


amoss988

It’s giving Lisa Frank 💕


MulayamChaddi

Mary Kay super sales dolphin


AppleSauceNinja_

Woah. I clicked expecting to see a barely pink, mostly white/lack of color dolphin. That bitch is pink pink. Wow


therealchrisredfield

This is even a thing?


moneyisabsolute

oh great now even the dolphin is gay


thirsty_pretzels_

Omg that’s so cool and cute!!!!


imalonexc

I wonder if he knows he's pink


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Absolutely beautiful 🥺🩷


Critical_Paper8447

They get this way from eating too much flamingo.


thinmeridian

This Barbie is a dolphin


IUpvoteGME

What's going on with it's forehead? Also, recalling the pink monkey experiment, that dolphin has a short life of bullying ahead of it.


SoulDancer_

.....made of plastic


Every-Abroad-847

Lisa Frank lives!


Bloobeard2018

That white dolphin needs some spf50+


Visible-Airport-4298

There was a pink dolphin in lake Pontchartrain in New Orleans for a while when I was younger. Mean fucker he was. Would go around nipping swimmers on the leg.


Funko87

Like the British on mediterranean beaches


BabarianParade

Jokes on you, I'm color blind!


TheNo1pencil

Someone call Dave the Diver


Alphatrax2971

Dave the diver


INI_CET

Check the UV and get some SPF cream for the dolphin


Sylainex

Why do they have to be so in your face about it?


ibetucanifican

Pinky and the brain


misfitzer0

Just in time for pride


exelsior2020

Spot pink sheep next


The_Reddest_Lobster

Lisa Frank tried to tell us


truebluedetective

Someone photoshop this MF onto a Lisa Frank background STAT lol


bbyhaych

No way this is real, its too pretty!!!


negawattsyke

A shiny Pokemon


bwhutefluffysheep

NO WAY THAT THING IS PINK😭😭🎀


Pilose

Or a sunburnt albino dolphin. I could easily see that last pic with the caption "I am in pain" lmao


gdsob138

I hope they named it Lisa Frank


redeyed4life

Shrimp lover


WorkoutandJerkoff

Someone is gonna try and fuck it or eat it.


zorionek0

¿Por que no los dos?


probotzor

shiny


Sealie81

Great, now that people know that this pink dolphins are real, some rich asshole is going to want 3 of them,,,,,,,,,


fearmyflop

This dolphin is the color of that weird shell like lamp everyone had in the 90s


No-Arm-9816

Do not I repeat do not spread this around or the LGBTQ+ wil abuse this for their community 😌😏😏


SBKaddict

Not so rare. In the Amazonas area al dolphins are pink


beluuuuuuga

These are Indo-Pacific humpback dolphins not boti dolphins. They are also much more neon coloured than the Amazon ones.


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scientooligist

I’m confused. I see a reflection in pic 2…


Lumpy-Simplebheh

AI image, I put this in an AI detector and the result is 94.3% AI. Try it for yourself [Hive moderation AI Detector](https://hivemoderation.com/ai-generated-content-detection)


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othersideofinfinity8

I wonder what it tastes like?


bmcgowan89

Bubblegum


othersideofinfinity8

Chewy I guess


pukker87

catch it with a pokeball


gerMean

Salty boi


shingaladaz

Interesting and absolutely stunning.


wyzapped

It looks like a toy


1zzyBizzy

This was my childhood dream as a little girl. I don’t believe it’s real though


smileybuta

Wow, I hope this is real! There was a white buffalo born recently, too! How interesting.


Kingston023

I've heard of pink river dolphins,, but don't know if they are native to the ocean?


ParticularUpbeat

there was one off Louisiana coast too


FigWhisperer

I'm getting Lisa Frank flashbacks


Jazzi-Nightmare

I’m happy this one made it to adulthood instead of dying so people could take pics with it out of the water


nomo_fingers_in_butt

That's a bad sun burn


anistorian

It's not rare if there are three of them in the same place


mortenamd

And it's probably getting hunted as we speak


crozB

Shiny Finizen !


Einzelteter

It looks like my penis


Artunke_Pistanke

Looks like a movie prop.


MetalSubstantial297

Looks like a fetus.


OGWopFro

Isn’t this a Riff Raff album cover?