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Paladinspector

699% interest? ....This is genuinely fucking moronic. Like, I'm not giving you props for this, this is an absolute dipshit move. If you wanted to take out a loan to gamble on GME you could have gotten a personal loan against your car or other collateral at like 12-13%. This isn't laudable. This isn't 'haha let's go to the craps table.' This is fuckin STUPID.


PornstarVirgin

^ yeah this is dumb af… and that’s coming from someone who is all in and sold their car to be further all in


Aye-Loud

I'm glad this is the top comment. 100% agree. Not sure what OP is trying to achieve here.


imnotreallyatoaster

This is the kinda stuff that leads to regulators coming in and making life hard OP is why we can't have nice things


Meme_Stock_Degen

Even a credit card would be 29.99 at worst, the fuck is this guy doing. GME going up 100% in a year would be great. This guy is fucked. Lol looking forward to me BJ behind Wendy’s OP!


educational_nanner

So silly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you 🫑 I appreciate your sympathy and acknowledgment πŸ¦πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


Paladinspector

My dude I'm not sure if this is just a straight up manic episode you're having, but this is not me harshing your vibe or anything. This is an absolutely PREDATORY loan. 699% interest is not just insane, it's fucking LUNACY. Ascend Loans are notoriously predatory, and you sound some kind of desperate that this kicks off. Please, this is not from a place of jealousy or trying to call you stupid, but this is from genuine concern Ape to ape. Do NOT follow through with this loan. You will owe far more than what the Estimate says because of how Ascend works. This will not work out in your favor, no matter where the stock goes.


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you for your concern 🦍 I’m not very good at reading as I couldn’t past a 2nd grade reading level, but I know what you mean πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


Paladinspector

If you have NOT actually finalized this loan, I am urging you not to do so. Ascend is notoriously scummy. Just look them up on Better Business Bureau, and please, if you're going to take out a loan to buy stock, do so more responsibly than this.


FloppyBisque

Do you? Because if you did, you would not be doing this.


userid8252

Either op is actually mentally challenged, or most likely they are trying to make us all look like idiots by association.


4GIVEANFORGET

Agreed. FUD post to make apes look bad to boomers


PosauneGottes69

100% It costs me nothing to hold One share is 20fucking bucks Just buy one, if you can’t afford more HFs are the fucked ones, why fuck myself?


Correct_Idea_1300

Too late you invested and you’re cooked πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


jmk1991911

I’m all for investing but this is straight up stupid.


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you πŸ™πŸΎ sir 🧐now show me tendies or show me hedgie tears πŸ˜ˆπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


ISellCisco

A collateralized loan at that rate! This loan is criminal.


userid8252

It would actually be illegal in Canada. I think the threshold is currently at 60%, any more than that is illegal.


RickFlank

This is what we call β€œpredatory lending”.


Correct_Idea_1300

Hedgies wanna fk 🧐 loan sharks wanna fk 😈 well let’s get the fkin-ing going πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


anonymouswtPgQqesL2

Bro stop being poor and make money the normal degen way of shooting your shot on spy calls. Then come back and play with the big boys


MamaFen

Oh lovie, please listen to a boring old ape-wife, you're making a very foolish move that is NOT going to end well for you. Paying a company close to $6000 for a $1000 loan isn't all-in, nor is it laudable. It's sad, and you really ought not do it. **This IS financial advice!!!**


GxM42

This person is trolling. 100%. Just trying to make a post to take screenshots to post on other forums. Block OP and ignore!


MamaFen

Wow. That's kinda sad, too.


GxM42

Very


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you for your loving words ape mom πŸ¦§πŸ«‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


solidgryffin

This is dumb. No one do what this poster is doing.


Correct_Idea_1300

πŸ€ͺItS NoT FoR eVErYOnEπŸ€ͺπŸ˜ˆπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


Playgirl_USMC

Boy, this feels sus. I wouldn’t be surprised if MSM covers homeboy over here getting a loan from Clown World.


naughtiness5

Or the meltdown page using this post as a strawman


Correct_Idea_1300

Why would anyone care about others financial situation 🀣 msm would do so just to paint a picture, like RC selling 🀣🀣🀣


Playgirl_USMC

Plenty of articles describe us as gambling away our money and pointing out our financial situations. While I personally don’t care about your financial situation, I just think this is a genuine waste of money. Think of how much more stock you could buy in the long run if you weren’t giving it away to a predatory company. Your life your choices, Godspeed and good luck.


Correct_Idea_1300

LFG βœŠπŸΌπŸš€πŸ«‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


expensive_sunglasses

Lmao. All for 1k.


Correct_Idea_1300

You’re right! I need at least 2-3 moar!!!


snapervdh

You’re either a troll, an idiot or both. There is nothing to commend about this. But I’ll leave it to you to find that out for yourself


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you πŸ™πŸΎ πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ we will find out very soon βœŠπŸΌπŸ’ŽβœŠπŸΌ


olidav8

I'm convinced shit like this is to make investors look irresponsible and reckless


Correct_Idea_1300

I’m glad you have a brain πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ happy for you, truly


llyrPARRI

Absolutely has to be a troll


Correct_Idea_1300

🦧 wut mean


neltorama

That's..., but..., you....., How..., WTF?


Correct_Idea_1300

And Dr. Dre said Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!)πŸ€ͺπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


pappaheyo

..what


Correct_Idea_1300

Tomorrow! 6/21, quad witching day πŸ˜ˆπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ But the question should be where???


pappaheyo

Please see a doctor for a psych eval


Correct_Idea_1300

I did! I past πŸ€ͺπŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


pappaheyo

The test being positive is not considered a positive thing


Correct_Idea_1300

It said chlamidya +, I’m good homie. You don’t need to worry πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


fullsends

Put this guy on a watch list.


Correct_Idea_1300

All you need to do is watch the ticker πŸ§πŸ™πŸΎπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


bonerificboner

Stop replying as if it’s real


Correct_Idea_1300

🀣🀣🀣 tendies or bust! πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


DaveMMMKay

bust is literally the only outcome here.


Trick-Knee-9034

Please be joking...


Correct_Idea_1300

I’m joking πŸ™ƒβ€¦ fk no I’m not joking!!! Why would anyone care about my financial status 🧐 I’ll handle that shit by next paycheck! I’ll sell my wife’s bfs kidney in a month! It’s just his boat title anyhow πŸ§πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦


Paladinspector

if you legitimately put your boat title as collateral, I want you to understand that they do not stop charging interest until the collateral has been received and assessed to market value. They'll take that collateral, and continue charging you interest on the remainder. These kinds of predatory loans rapidly outstrip their collateral.


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you for the sound suggestions βœŠπŸΌπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


PercMaint

We'll try to put this simple. If you are willing to make a financial decision like this then any "tendies" you get will be gone in no time, no matter how much you get.


RickFlank

This post should be removed. This sets a bad example for fellow apes. Please, avoid borrowing money to invest in stocks, especially at rates like you see in this picture. Continue to buy (what you can afford to risk losing), hold, and DRS.


Correct_Idea_1300

I tried reading the paragraph but I got lost after bad. Thank you for the after thought πŸ§πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


dulun18

this is fake.. just a generic Payday page on the net to gain clicks


Correct_Idea_1300

You can believe what you wish :) it’s your life 🫑 like your shares are YOUR REAL shares πŸ§πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


IdeeCrisis

A loan shark would be cheaper... ![gif](giphy|QWoomk5xWPlQnW93g9)


Correct_Idea_1300

Where sign? 🦧


MickeyMan_

Being stupid it's OK. Being proud of being stupid it's OK, too. Advertising really stupid things it's not OK. It makes one think about secret agendas. Like a 700% loan, when even credit cards charge around 30%, and personal interest loans or equity loans are around 10%. Like suggesting that people should sell everything, and then bet everything on one thing. Historically, for some, it worked. For most, it did not.


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you for your kind words πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


MickeyMan_

Let's say, a couple months down the road, the headlines will be : *"Thousands of people get bankrupted because of criminal financial advice on Reddit. The good guys on WallStreet and CNBC tried their best to protect them, but simply they couldn't.* *The only market manipulation was done on Reddit.* *We need tougher laws. We need to put the criminal reddit contributors on jail"* Can you imagine how much will be willing to pay, say a certain Kenny, for such headlines ? A million $? A billion $, maybe ?


myshadowsvoice

Are you trolling? Jfc this is terrible, mate.


Correct_Idea_1300

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸΎ


JobbyTen

Yeah I don’t believe this for a second


Correct_Idea_1300

![gif](giphy|QFsPtlrcMlS8w)


Puzzleheaded_Mix_998

Is this even real lmao


Correct_Idea_1300

Does a dragon shit fire? πŸ”₯πŸ‰πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


dogestranaut41692

There's no way this is real. Where the fuck do you even get a loan at 700% interest?


Correct_Idea_1300

Dammit it does it say 700%? I asked for 696.9… those fks 😑


T-rampis

![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)


Correct_Idea_1300

βœŠπŸΌβœŠπŸΌβœŠπŸΌβœŠπŸΌπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


final_lionel

10% interest in France for a loan like this. What are you doing? πŸ’€


Correct_Idea_1300

Wut mean 🦧


final_lionel

600% interest is crazy. Use Defi you will have a lower interest


repeatablemisery

There is no way this is real.


Correct_Idea_1300

Life can be unbelievable πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


diamondpeepee

![gif](giphy|iAYupOdWXQy5a4nVGk|downsized)


Correct_Idea_1300

![gif](giphy|F3BeiZNq6VbDwyxzxF)


Daddygrez

Rule #1: never invest money you don't have. Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Perform your own due diligence and consult a financial expert before making investment decisions.


Correct_Idea_1300

It’s not my money, it’s theirs 🫒


jay_i_am

This isnt real! Looks like a PsyOp post. To portray GME investors as "irrational"


Correct_Idea_1300

It’s only me bro! Lolll there’s one person not everyone


_Ryzen_

This needs to be discouraged at every level. Never gamble with what you can't afford to live without. Homey took out a 700% interest loan, fuckin loan sharks don't even charge this much.


Correct_Idea_1300

You’re not wrong 🫑 if you can’t afford, don’t do it


Fkthafreewrld

this is full blown regard, but do u my man DRS


Correct_Idea_1300

πŸ«‘πŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸŸ£β™»οΈβ™»οΈβ™»οΈπŸŸ£πŸŸ£πŸŸ£β™»οΈβ™»οΈβ™»οΈ696969


Deadlox--06

Dude, I don't know whether to applaud the regardedness or be flabbergasted you couldn't get a $1000 loan without collateral. Either way you gave me a chuckle looking at this.


Correct_Idea_1300

Yes, I concur… πŸ§πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


Mdenvy

Ahh someone with the ol' wallstreetbets mentality... This brings me back... On par with the guy who said he was going to dump his student loans in!


Correct_Idea_1300

Smart man βœŠπŸΌπŸ’Ž


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ShMcLovin

This is the dumb that the media will pick up for the narrative meme investor.


Correct_Idea_1300

Yes πŸ™ŒπŸΎ


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Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you for your condolences πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


nameofundefined

If you sign this, you deserve it.


Correct_Idea_1300

![gif](giphy|uVKmxKzxclHMBRWrTS|downsized)


Remarkable-Top-3748

Man... WTF


Correct_Idea_1300

Couldn’t tell you 🦧


Remarkable-Top-3748

In EU such interest is actually not legal


Correct_Idea_1300

America is on another level 🫑


Remarkable-Top-3748

🀣


CatFucker-

Bro are you fucking retarded Takes out a loan for $1000 at 700% APR???


Correct_Idea_1300

Does it say 700? Damn I asked for 696.9% tf !


a201905

I can just see it. Some news outlet is going to pick this up and use it to smear this group. You do you but you dont need to share this. Doesn't help at all.


Correct_Idea_1300

The news cares about no one but their corporate masters. Let the news troll Gme as they always do already πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ fk the news


MotionBrain_CAD

In german we would say WUCHER … SACH MA SPINNT ER ?!?


ChangeCareful7895

I think it actually is criminal


Meowsergz

Dafuq. Ur better ubering for 2 days for 1k than this ..


Comprehensive-Fun747

Do a tour behind the Wendy’s dumpster for some shares if you have to, but fuk off with that nonsense.


Jlingg01

I’m going to be completely honest here. I’ve here’d of some shitty auto loans, but did not know it was even possible to see that large of an interest on any type of loan holy hell.


TheModernSkater

6k total repay on a 1k loan. Please don't do that to yourself, that's seriously the dumbest shit you can possibly do.


ConfusedCanadian19

Just buys shares on a bi weekly basis instead of getting a loan like this!


cdttedgreqdh

694,20% would have been cooler mate.


superjay2345

This is fake FUD


Artistic-Ad-5742

If I am not calculating wrong with my math with 1k you could buy 40 shares let say at $25 so you need the stock to go at least $50 and you pay your loan back. More than $50 per share and you win. If I misunderstanding something someone please correct me. Good luck!


Correct_Idea_1300

🦧maths checks out, I can’t read very well tho. 69 looks like a good # πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


MickeyMan_

Maths checks out ? You borrowed $1.000 (40 shares). You need to pay back $5.700. Shares need to be at $142.5 just to pay back your loan.


say_what_homie

fake... but real lulz


Correct_Idea_1300

![gif](giphy|uwvSr7KNCJG0BPPJR0)


say_what_homie

My dude. I will loan you $2,000 and you only need to pay back $3,000.


Correct_Idea_1300

Thank you :) πŸ™ŒπŸΎ


GMEtheloot

Dear sweet baby Jesus, please let the price hit $100 so I can sell it all and delete Reddit and forget any of this


Correct_Idea_1300

PS. I would like to thank my wife’s bf for yolo’ing the title to his boat as collateral! 6/21, let’s get messy πŸ€ͺπŸ”₯


yeffymoon

Man I did this three years ago. Don’t do it. I fucked myself and am still in debt. Still holding though.


Correct_Idea_1300

Dam 🫒 no bro don’t stay in, get rid of that shit within the week! Sell a car or a kidney! But yes :) risk-ay risk-ay πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


Otherwise_Pay571

I love this


MooseTendies

Man I can't wait to see the nothingburger tomorrow. GME is all over my feed for whatever reason. Endless entertainment atleast.


Correct_Idea_1300

Who said tomorrow is going to be amazing? MOASS is ALWAYS tomorrow!πŸ§πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


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Correct_Idea_1300

Always make sure there’s enough bananas for tomorrow πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ MOASS is always tomorrow


-zero_serotonin

Plays like this are why you don't have 1000$ to spend. 7x to break even, 175$ before you see profit. If it doesn't pop tomorrow you've just hamstrung yourself into 40 shares instead of 280 over the term. That being said I hope you're right, let's get this bread.


Correct_Idea_1300

I was looking to hodl long term πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ but thank you!


-zero_serotonin

If you are investing long term it would be safer and more affordable to just invest what you have on hand without leverage/borrowing. As of now you'll be paying the bank up until 175$ / share. Godspeed.


Correct_Idea_1300

Godspeed πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


Singing_Elk

I'm not leaving.. pay me six figures.. and I'll consider it..


Correct_Idea_1300

πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


TUCK_FRUMP_NOV_2

This is just... Truely regarded


Correct_Idea_1300

The level is insurmountable πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


RefrigeratorMean235

What the fuck lmao


Correct_Idea_1300

🀣


MotionBrain_CAD

GME WILL HAVE TO GO TO ~100$ so you can make +/- 0$ This ist just stupid but you do you (:


ChangeCareful7895

Either it will work or file for bankruptcy


Dependent_Judgment

This is some simple Jack level s*** man. Wow


DUCKFILA7

Next time borrow more than 1k 1k is not enough


Correct_Idea_1300

Ur right! Let me pull out two moars πŸ˜ˆπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


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0zeto

700%, halve it such that 350%, since this would equate to two more loans rather then one hence 2k instead of 1k, while still high interest Nfa Ask other companies or banks, they are competitive


Correct_Idea_1300

Ty πŸ¦§πŸ«‘πŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ


OhhCedi

I mean legend?…


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Or bankruptcy 🧐 sounds like a win win to me πŸ€ͺπŸš€πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ