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_LFKrebs_

"What is my purpose?" "You catch pokemon and train them to challenge the pyro archon" "Oh my god..."


Artroflex8

Capitano with zecrom vs pyro archon with primal groudon


Nozarashi78

You choose Zekrom for Capitano and then fucking Groudon for the Pyro Archon instead of the fire dragon who's actually rival with Zekrom?


Emotion_69

Groudon makes more sense.


Nozarashi78

No? Groudon's base element is ground, not fire. He raised continents, which is something I would associate more with the Geo Archon rather than the Pyro one. And lastly, Reshiram and Zekrom's rivalry is Truth vs Ideals, which would be totally fit for the Pyro Archon and Capitano


Emotion_69

Groudon makes the sun come from pure heat and is fire in his primal forme. And the sun cannot be removed from the field while he's out. Also, assuming the Pyro archon and capitano even has a rivalry is absurd.


lochopedro228

I am taking your cooking license away, and promoting you to certified chef. Keep doing what you do.


Artistic_Prior_7178

To be fair, he does emit the cool uncle energy


TheFaxSpitter

Seems to be pretty chill guy by current lore we have and leaks


Horus_Lupecal

I really want him to be the one of the few one that isn’t a borderline psychopath with no redeeming qualities, a battle maniac, a woman who run a orphanage/assassin, spy training camp, a woman whose fan base is on so much copium previously thought impossible


Prisma_Lane

So instead of seeing Capitano show off his strength, we're going to see him just raise a bunch of pokemon and be that old uncle? What'll happen to FatuiHQ's agenda then? 


TheFaxSpitter

as r/FatuiHQ member,we'll be pretty chill, just turn on mahoraga adaptation mode and continue to glaze the GOAT in new circumstances even more vigorously


boatsndhoes7

I'll continue cooking, what ever this little hobbies is I just know it's ass just like the ball sack guy


TheFaxSpitter

Ball sack guy from one-piece is HIM! The greatest ever, the mightiest of verse, the most beautiful and glorious creature.You will never understand this. I'm confiscating your cooking license for such fraud talk about GOAT.


boatsndhoes7

I'm confiscating your fax machine


Draconicplayer

I want Capitano to be a pokemon trainer


XaeiIsareth

A Magikarp trained by the GOAT would be able to rip Arceus to pieces. 


Extra_Guide_1460

Give PEAKHIMTANO a week to train weakest pokemon and the verse is cooked🗣


TheFaxSpitter

What kind of Pokemon will he have?


moebelhausmann

The verry best


TheCreatoroffiction

Eternatus' Eternamax, Mega rayquaza?


moebelhausmann

I didnt watch or play enough Pokémon to know this but if he wants to be the verry best like noone ever was he needs the best Pokémon


zeroone_to_zerotwo

Do you really think capitano is some legendary spammer like a ten year old? Nah he never needed the god's help and he won't need it now!


DarthUrbosa

A level 1 rattata/Aron


TheFaxSpitter

Fits HIM. I think armored mewto is very suitable choice


siegheldr

A tinkaton and a smeargle *Source: i heard it from da wei himself, trust


Draconicplayer

He is going to train a machop which is going to evolve to machamp in a day


TheCreatoroffiction

GOATHIMTANO trains necrozma to fight against archon and sovereign along with him


ZeinTheLight

First Gen Pokemon was set in a post-war world, though the war probably didn't happen in Kanto itself. It was recent enough for a veteran to become a gym leader.


couldbedumber96

Ash: “me and the nine bad bitches I pulled by being nice to pokemon”


daskullbreaker

According to a leak of his voice direction (I'd still advise to take it with a grain of salt) he'd be describes as "a bit father-y" so I wouldn't be that surprised if he "babysit" them (granted the leak is true)


lurkinglurkerwholurk

Capitano: “hey listen, I got a plan and I need all your help” “We’re listening” *\-later*\- Pyro Archon: “hah! Which Pokémon have you selected to challenge me?!” Capitano: “Simple” *holds up Pal-spheres* “Fatui!! I CHOOSE YOU!!”


h2odragon00

Guys. Compare the Fontaine teasers to what we actually gat in Fontaine. What we only got was a cute melussine and the traveler swimming. And the we get the entirety of Fontaine. Just chill. We gonna get to the epic stuff soon.


thingsdie9

me when i'm coping that any day now genshin's plot will start escalating(no this is a real problem i have and i keep getting perpetually disappointed)


SchwererBenny

Well considering how "cheerfull" pyro characters are, why did we even expect something different from the pyro nation


h2odragon00

!remindme 5 months Make a post about people thinking Natlan is all sunshine and rainbows.


Mtebalanazy

Natlan is this far away dude


h2odragon00

I'm reminding myself when the Natlan AQ is finished. Which I think might be off by a week or two?


GKP_light

1.5 week remaining of 4.7 ; 18 weeks of 4.8 for 4.8 5.0 5.1. So if this archon quest is over 3 patchs like for Sumeru and Fontaine, the last part will be release in 19.5 weaks. (but in 1.x and 2.x, it was only 2 patchs, so it become longeur. Penacony was 4 patchs, may-be Natlan will also be 4)


h2odragon00

So 5 months give or take.


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XaeiIsareth

What about the Pokémon Great War theory?


MinervaLlorn

Capitaknows forgor to catch Rayquaza


Zero_Otaku-PokeLover

Who win? Ash or Capitano?


TheFaxSpitter

I can't compare 2 GOATs.


independentgladalt

Ash in pokemon battle ChadPEAKtano in tcg. If they team up, celestia is cooked


OnlyBrave

Red


ayanokojifrfr

Why isGo taller than Ash is bigger question?


Sayorifan22

Childe: First time?


OnlyBrave

Capitano ain't built for this.


BlakeTheMotherFucker

Man’s gonna die from overheating if he continues to dress like that in Natlan


blue4029

plot twist: the cutesy characters and calming trailers are there to distract you from the bloody brutal wars going on in the background.


yookj95

Capitano vs Reshiram who wins?


TheFaxSpitter

GOATHIMTANO will train him to solo fraudlestia


Hot_Fly3411

Just beware the middle one.


CampaignLogical

So it's really Drake under that mask 🤔


_TravelerAether_

Bro is on vacation 😭


Zoroarks_Angel

GOATitano 🤝 Toji FushiGOATuru Beefing with teenagers


TheFaxSpitter

Ngl GOATpiano give me Toji WushiGOATru vibes


Emotion_69

Good. Send him home.


Da_reason_Macron_won

Don't worry, there are not going to be that many brown people.


WTFTom

wow this sub really hates based people


Bloodsucker7039

Pokemon is still a fucking dark universe, filled with animal cruelty