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SmexyStalinZaddy_70

Dr Disrespect getting disrespected


lucifer_says

Reddit really is a hive mind because I was thinking literally just that.


CQcucumber

You mean a colony of plankton


SuperSaiyanSen9k

I SWEAR SHE WAS OVER 18! *GASP*


Top_Abroad_8962

i swear she was over 18!


RoundCreepy796

I swear she was over 18! GASP


DristMan

I swear she was over 18!


Just_Theo_st

I fuckin’ swear she was a loooong over 18. She was as 52, mr. Jostar)


guardiannether

Next line you gonna Say Is "you ander arrest"


Skyland2004

Joseph: Nani?


Routine_Mall_566

Wrong! *wacks you with a baton*


guardiannether

ZAWAAAARUDO


Foreign_Ad_7153

Dr disrespect moment


Significant-Nose6444

Jail


BooHooMyWifeIsDead

Tax Time.


Hinatari24

H-How much?


redditkitty109

Just Guess :3


charmusi

...$600?


BooHooMyWifeIsDead

And Thy Punishment.. ***IS DEATH***


SirKeagan

LIFE.


Terra_Homie

"Police, I swear to god, not simping on a child"


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

I didn’t see any Minecraft YouTubers in Part 3?


ssoss15

Ahem, *pushes up nerd glasses* if you were to look at the hairstyle of Joseph you would clearly notice the fact that he is in fact not an old man. Therefore this cannot take part in p3 as Joseph was in fact very old. Therefore this must be p2 Joseph meaning you were in fact wrong and you are no longer allowed to have bowls.


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

How did I make this mistake? Am I acoustic?


Medium_Flan4671

We are all acoustic in our own special ways my friend


ThiagoRoderick

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!


Skyland2004

I thought his Hamon Balls 😅


Minimum-Act1816

She said she was 12 😭


Correct-Commission40

I swear she was over 18! *random ass color change*


Skorio18

I SWEAR SHE WAS OVER 18 WHAT?


DeanJvR2011

Trish is 33 now so I can simp, please don't arrest me officer 😢


Superattiz09

r/unexpectedfactorial


Y0dis_

Officer with all due respect we are made of atoms, and since they don't acutally touch eachother i never touched that girl


SmAsHtOn2468

Next you'll say "She's actually a dragon who's 1000 years old so it doesn't count"


Machine_God_10

Bot


TwixOfficial

Damn, everyone’s out here with the pedophilia jokes this morning. Something happen, or is it just Reddit?


Spamton_J_Spamton

Drake : I swear she was over 18 ! "gasp"


TheCockGobbler-

Yeah that's what I'm gonna say officer, because I'm a FUCKING MINOR and she's a PEDO.


musclecrayon

I swear she was over 18-nani?!


Most-Waltz9102

"I swear she was over 18!" What!?


Mr_Jackcity

It should've been josuke


Longjumping-Zebra413

I swear, she was over 18! *Gasp* NANI?!?!?


iamcheeseomniman

No next I’ll say I swear she’s under 18


RazalasWerdna

Fuck you, Dr. Disrespect.


annoying_dragon

Bro is literally fuckin acdc how the hell she is gonna be over 6402373705728000


IllLie5004

I incline the fith!


TynenR

I swear she was under 18!... Wait let me rewrite that!


TheZoomba

I stopped before anything inappropriate happened! (This is a reference)


The_Last_J4_main

No I won’t bc I don’t do that nasty shit officer!


Soft_Performance_471

IM FIVE


ResponsibleWay959

Pov: Joseph arresting Funny Valentine


Draco-Warsmith

that's not how you use pov


poopknight9

Next you’re going to say: “Officer, it’s me, drake! I’m too famous to be a pedophile!” “Officer, it’s me, drake! I’m too famous to be a pedophile! Nani???”


Draco-Warsmith

POV: you're a Minecraft YouTuber


Picklesandpeanuts123

SHE SAID SHE WAS 78


Fantastic-Mine7506

I swear she was over 18 \*gasp\* In dog years she was


According-Deal8902

https://jojowiki.com/Dragon%27s_Dream#Anime-0 If you know, you know.


Impressive-Ad8642

Horryyy shittt!!!!


Puzzleheaded-Sock917

"Your next line is is this Beacuse I'm black" isn't it?


Comfortable-Net3248

Lies she was 18 in dog years


Skyland2004

Didn’t Joseph Cheat on his Wife? Susie Q: Joseph Jooooooestaaaaar!!!!