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SamuelEdri

"We survived! Now, let's EAT!!"


KIutzy_Kitten

After fasting because we almost didn't


AutisticLemon5

Shabbat dinner in a nutshell


thought_cheese

Oh no! Anyway what are we having for the Seder?


pinchasthegris

(Its currently second day of rosh hashana dinner)


Immediate_Secret_338

“They tried to kill us again..” “New holiday it is!”


idan675

You need about 2000 years to make it a holiday, otherwise it's a memorial day. Hanoka (macabis revolt) around 300 BCE fun holiday, Tisha Beaav 70 CE memorial day.


Immediate_Secret_338

It’s fine, it’s not like we’re going anywhere


nadivofgoshen

The moment of realizing that we were the victims in both of their fightings.


Acceptable-Client

And honestly still are!


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guovsahas

I’m not Jewish but I feel you, I’m indigenous and I’m just trying to stay alive as well


pinchasthegris

In judaism generational trauma is a tradition and we have a holiday about it. So yeah


bad_Pianist_

Just one?


pinchasthegris

Yeah we have a couple on different events. But passover is on the entire concept


MrSmiley-Face

I'm always so happy when I see indigenous nations preserving as much as possible, especially languages. To lose a language is extreme.


aspir_yt

Indigenous to…?


guovsahas

Upstate New York & southern Ontario before it was called that


themightyjoedanger

Onondaga? They've got some pretty valid axes to grind.


aspir_yt

Very interesting!


themightyjoedanger

Let the record show, your honor, Robert is not among the tribe. We don't need to bring that kind of heat down.


MSTARDIS18

SHMA YISRAEL HASHEM ELOKEINU HASHEM EKHAAAAAAAAD


scrupoo

Now, pass me the chopped liver.


Informal-Rhubarb818

r/Jewdank


Sex_E_Searcher

You gotta fight For your right To eeeeeeeeexist


Proud_Yid

It’s a horrible reference, but his face combined with the text makes this icing on the 🎂. 🤣.


AggressivePack5307

Why use R Kelly?


skolrageous

Well, that is the meme template. But I'm with you, terrible use of the R Kelly meme


Single-Ad-7622

מי ל״ה אלי!!


adjewcent

Not to relate to convicted pedophile r Kelly, but this is a top notch meme


amdvsias

Me before I read the Torah


Marciastalks

Basically…


strength_and_despair

Hopefully one day Jewish persecution, or persecution of anyone for that matter will be a thing of the past


CryptographerLife596

Nah. The seal people will never forget.


Glittering-Wonder576

What’s for dinner?


DharmaBaller

2.9+ billion Muslims by 2050 is a sobering reality. Take Luton in the UK as one Islamic enclave. https://preview.redd.it/8b0up2lmit4d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7c7f7adcaae51cd0df5e2c6559c5aeddf75101


Antique_Beginning_65

Genuine question, as a Jewish, Would you prefer to have Muslims who worships the same god as you or other "idol worshippers" ?


[deleted]

If we make it to 2050 before the Son of Man comes again.


FaithlessnessFit4219

Holy shit this is me


clayton191987

But why R Kelly photo?


Idogebot

Can we not make a cutesy meme out of the cult leading child rapist?


shpion22

Not r Kelly oh no…


Medici39

Let me throw in this one! Dharmic faiths: What are we fighting for again? Does it even matter in the end? We just go back to it, right?


5050MasterBlaster

I’m a Christian protecting Jews and I’m fighting for my safety well on the internet anyway 😭


Nba2kFan23

[https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-human-equation/202103/predators-who-pretend-be-victims](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-human-equation/202103/predators-who-pretend-be-victims)


Wills-Beards

We‘re constantly whining and complaining, many hope for moshiach - a reward… for what? Who even thinks about that HaShem does all this because of OUR deeds and behaviors? Almost no one because that would mean to take on responsibility and changing stuff. We do as we do for so long and always persecution around us against us. No one really even thinks about that the reason for this is that we went horribly wrong. We do as we always do and expect things to change. And have even the audacity to expect a reward for it! No it’s easy to point the finger at other nations, when it’s our ways that leads to the punishment. Go on, let’s continue follow a fictional oral Torah that not even Moshe himself would recognize. Mishnah and Talmud consisting of what? Discussions! Nothing more. And yet they’re followed and even being called oral Torah. We have forgotten HaShem. Ya most even have forgotten the spelling of the name. We don’t say it anymore, not because the creator told us so, but because of Rabbis who are being idolized and in a way even worshipped. We became the very thing we aren’t supposed to: Idol worshippers of long gone rabbis who excuse me for saying it: Just loved to hear themselves talk. We have forgotten יָהוֻהָ. There is even a story about it about rabbi Eliezer where Rabbis put their word above the word of the creator. A story that shall teach the authority of the rabbis about the law even above the creator himself. That’s a peak of arrogance and self worshipping. And we wonder why we are persecuted? Being the damn scapegoat for everything? Being hunted, attacked and worse? And still we are way too arrogant to see that we are the problem. It’s our ways that gets us this punishment. Next: We talk about tikkun olam but do we do? Nothing. We do nothing! We hide behind books. The world is not inside books, not inside Mitzwot. The world is out there. -A kingdom of priests for the nations/the world- Not priests for books and letters. Some even hide in „study“ instead of caring for their family. No the women work, while the men do nothing but hide behind books and it’s shameful. They don’t serve the creator / „HaShem“, just themselves and try to excuse and hide their laziness behind it. But go on! Let’s continue our ways! But don’t expect anything to change! And especially not being rewarded with Mashiach. This „Jewish history in a nutshell“ is our own doing - and only our own doing and nothing will change until we are willing to open our eyes and do real tshuva, and change something/everything. There is still one big catastrophe to come and no one will be spared from the punishment from ‎יָהוֻהָ who doesn’t change his or her ways. Everyone who still continues those erroneous ways will get the punishment and the nations aren’t to blame, they‘ll just being used as the tools that ‎יָהוֻהָ will use to execute the punishment as he did before in decades, centuries and millennia.


cumdumpandgo

I’m out here fighting for money


markbb1968

Yes, always innocent