Magnum and Boost? All I got was Arrow...

He also has Hammer

This guy must be cheating smh

Oh, you’re not gonna last long

Its not as bad as propeller though.

I argue that Propeller is somewhat useful

Right? I feel like they were just using it wrong. A double-bladed weapon that allows for limited flight capabilities? That sounds like user error.

Hammer, Magnum, AND Boost? These pay-to-win games are getting ridiculous.

Bro clicked the pop up ad that gave him the OP starter bundle

dude got the $100 DX pack. those free-2-play shumcks don't stand a chance

Luckily it wasn’t a man in the mirror saying “Tatakae” over and over while giving you a weird deck holder.

TATAKAE. TATAKAE NAKEREBA, IKINOKORENAI.

Adding some mirror noises that will make you going insane.


Imagine something/someone pull you into the mirror and you have to participate in deadly battle royale?

It’s really filled with freaks out there, some guy gave me a deck of cards and said I have to fight, and now I’m hearing a tingling every time I get near a reflective surface

I think I saw something jump out of a shop window… not through the glass, but out of the *reflection.* Then this guy with a camera showed up. Said he was just passing through. He had cards too. Anyway, he killed the thing, then said something about a legal case? I think I made him mad, though. Complimented him on the shade on pink he used for his armor, and he just glared at me.

He probably was just a guy passing by, don’t forget that

You sure it wasn’t magenta armor?

I think you are a MC now

I got a 2 piece gun thing and a card

Some dude from the future gave me a belt and stopwatch looking thing. Called me Overlord and also gave me a stopwatch looking thing that is brimming with infinite potential bruh.

That happened to me as well, but He's wearing white instead and called Me Savior.

I got a ninja

hey, that also happened to me! i don't even know how im still alive, lol

Why I only get the driver. When I ask about buckle, she say I need to earn it. How on earth is supposed to win

Don't worry you can have the pink hammer thing

What?? I got a banana lock from a jungle instead!

I got a cartridge from some doctor

Some lady that is generated from a statue that formerly a future people lady whose the 1st one as the job. 

Damn, she must really like you to fully kit you out with 3 buckles from the get-go.

Put it on! What's the worst that can happen?

BRO SOME PURPLE MF TRYING TO KICK MY ASS

Snake man or bull man? Both are rude as hell

Uuuh...dude looks like a bull

Please don't succumb to Aladdin syndrome. Actually think hard about your wish and how to word it to get the most mileage and the least motherfuckery. If you need to fix your sick kid, cure all diseases everywhere, not just him.

Keiwa tried that. Didn’t really work out for him.

He really didn't. That's what I mean by think about your wish. He just wished back everybody that had been killed by the DGP, even though he knew perfectly well that there were pieces of work like Da-paan in the mix.

I found this weird fruit lock after walking into a forest. I’ve decided to keep it as a good luck charm hopefully nothing bad comes from it.

Damn, some old lady gave me a USB drive and a belt that looks like.. a motorbike handle..?

Same thing happened to me dude! https://preview.redd.it/jxgl79ydo1vc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=365a4c33e584ffdb72b6775f91946d076ee0090d Did she have black hair with a headband and wore black and white clothes?

YEA dude that's awesome hopefully nothing bad happens

There was also this weird Puck thing and she told me to “touch it when I want to remember”. I haven’t touched it yet but I’m not sure I want to…

Now say "IT'S SHOU TIMU DAA...... '

“Saa…koko kara da highlighto”

Funny. The other day this dude with a book was stalking me and telling me I was going to become a demon king. He even offered me a weird belt. Anyone know anything about this?

That does sound weird maybe he's just lonely

Lucky you! All I have is a weirdo no one else can see stalking me. Keeps saying he's my "inner demon."

Huh? When I woke up, there was this strange belt on my waist.. do you know what this could be? https://preview.redd.it/upy3b5qqg5vc1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42445a8de690ae50adfc9376ac3d3c40c20ebf5 Also, why.. am I hearing..some voices in my head..?

Lucky, all I got was two very small soda bottles and now this hat guy wants me to try his coffee

I doubt the coffee can be THAT bad right?

Some weird boxer dude and his boyfriend kept screaming “ EVOLTO!!!!!!! “ for some reason

Congratulations indeed this is your origin story

Henshin!

SET AVENGE

Damn all i got was a weird ass belt with nothing on it that someone who looks like an older me gave me…man talk about throw back

Lucky you, she gave me only a belt and ID core. You got a rare item before the the game even began

You too, huh?

Wait that Id core....yea you got this can't wait to see the highlights

Well...guess it's time for the highlights then

Did she also give you high spec straps and memorial edition buckles that are either made by Bandai or bootleg versions of the original ones

damn... the DGP is cutting cost or something? where's the nice box? glad they give out 3 buckles to get you started thou.

Can you touch the ID core?

Forget that you were ever a kamen rider…

Omedetou gozaimasu! Kyou kara, anata wa Kamen Rider desu!

Some weird scientist gave me a stamp and a belt, now I got some demon walking around my house.

Some weird bird arm made me fight a praying mantis with 3 medals.

Now that's weird

Lucky! All she gave me was Zombie and Shield...

Trade ya zombie for magnum

I have the Buffa core soooooo.....

Some dude just stamped on me and now I'm not feeling great. And some freak wants to sign a contract with me claiming he's a demon.

Time to join a reality-warping game where you kill people over and over again until a multi-dimensional Illuminati organization decides to let you control the world to your whim for a few moments before kidnapping you and all your sort-of friends to fight each other to the death to do so again for a while.