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JoshuaCordle

Night wing easy


Scoob1978

Not if all the girls were telepaths then Cyclops has it.


Emiya_Sengo

Nightwing's redhead buff could counter Cyclops' telepath buff


ColdSmokeMike

I'm pretty sure their mutual Redhead Buffs cancel each other out.


Samaritan_Pr1me

Actually, no- when two Dudes have the same buff equipped, they actually *boost* each other.


RDamon_Redd

Scott got like the very cosmic embodiment of Redheadedness and her clone.


TheHeroicLionheart

Yeah, have you seen his ass? Easy pulls all day.


Myotherdumbname

That ladies love Dick


buckythomas

Exactly. My man Dick for the win!


Tribble9999

Nightwing has Juan and Jim on his side. How is this even a competition? Not to mention he can make you laugh, he has a rescue puppy, he's infamously good in bed, and did I mention Juan and Jim? Because Juan and Jim.


bigmancertified

It's not even close.


shoot-here

Yeah, I just can't see Pete getting much play with Dick around.


FireZord25

With name like Dick, there won't be much contest.


DarkAres02

Peter will attract the most but fumble them all. Nightwing will not fumble


Namorons

Nightwing will not fumble.  Needs to be a tagline.


KaneCreole

On a t-shirt. Maybe a coffee cup.


wolvieguy

Agreed. Extremely Handsome, smart, charming and the flawless physique allows Dick to always hit his target (s). Multiple it would seem in terms of the results 😉f this contest.


Built4dominance

Nightwing wins for sure.


zenospenisparadox

Fumbling? Did you know Spider-Man sticks to objects?


comics0026

Only physically, he's like the opposite emotionally


Arroyoyoyo

None, Matt Murdock gets to the city first and fucks everyone


AbleObject13

His real super power


Extra_Zucchini_1273

*Gambit has entered the chat*


Impossible-Bird-5256

Southern accent and charm FTW. But yeah Nightwing takes #1


Tribble9999

...okay, Gambit might have a chance against Nightwing since he oozes bad boy charm and has that accent to give you ASMR type tingles.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

>tingles Poor Peter


ThatIowanGuy

Night wing is just DC’s Daredevil without the blindness and Catholicism, but has better tech.


Due-Culture9113

Kinda an interesting take


somacula

Cyclops wears red shades and pretends to be Matt Murdock, he wins


TXHaunt

Nightcrawler gets there before Matt and pulls everyone first.


SporeZealot

Aren't all the girls in Gotham hot for Dick?


GreedyWin3838

I see what you did there.😏


kings_wukong

Me too


TheHeroicLionheart

Definitely not limited to girls.


Darcosuchus

Not just Gotham and not just the girls.


liteshotv3

Phrasing! … actually it’s perfect


DestryDanger

It's not just Gotham, and it's not just the ladies. We all want dick, let's not pretend we don't.


kings_wukong

Exactly, I love Dick…Grayson


NoirSon

Officer Montoya and Bat Woman would say no


DestryDanger

As a huge Spider-Man fan the answer is very obvious to me; Nightwing. We all want a slice of that cake.


KentuckyFriedEel

Dude is one juicy tender!


DestryDanger

Mmmhmm, break me off a piece of that.


pro-in-latvia

Cyclops and Peter aren't chasers, they'd probably be too busy doing other things like saving cats from trees Nightwing has the most rizz Idk who that green Lantern is So night wing


Celtedge65

Kyle Rayner, after Hal Jordan destroyed coast city


Missing_socket

Don't all his girlfriends end up dead in horrible situations like one was stuffed into a fridge dismembered or something?


Bri_Hecatonchires

One was yes. She’s the origin for the ‘fridging’ of women in fiction discourse. Gail Simone speaks a lot on this. Very well imo.


TheMurderCapitalist

Exactly one of them does.


Celtedge65

Yes, when he is introduced, bur I think he dated Jade and then Donna Troy


ARIANZER0

They also got friged, then his mom, then his future son with gf#5 ... Also every other women he met


Administrative-Egg26

I mean no offense, but its funny that the youngin who says Rizz doesn't know Kyle Rayner. I feel old, and he's not even that old of a character. Fuck me  


pro-in-latvia

Lol I'm 27 I just dont know DC as well


bjeebus

Lol. Don't sweat it. You're only three years younger than the character's first appearance.


Fickle_Dark_8758

I’ve seen Peter juggle black cat, mj and Betty brant all the same time. This happens right before mj n Peter officially get back together in the issue where they take a walk thru a park and talk about there child hood from the 80s. Betty is with Ned Leads at the time and he’s later found tied to a chair with his throat slit by gang members after being framed as the hob goblin who was wanted dead by multiple gangs in New York….. sorry


Bri_Hecatonchires

Peter chased Felicia for sure.


miikro

Who wouldn't tbh


Brookings18

Dick Grayson's superpower is being friends with all his exes. He wins.


lil-privacy-please

Dick pulls every chick. If there a nerdy art chick she might choose Kyle.


bjeebus

I mean Dick won't pull the telepaths. They'll home in on Scott immediately. Unfortunately for this contest they're probably a minority. And Peter will probably just have two girls at any given time. His most important issue is the love triangle.


Vin135mm

The relationship is guaranteed to *cool off* after a while, though. She will turn *fridge*-d real fast


MrBredhuh

Night wing without a doubt


AlbynoRhynosaurus

Dick is getting the most ladies and probably a couple of not ladies as well.


Large_Warning

Nightwing for sure who doesn't like a nice ass?


hitchinpost

Cyclops is quality over quantity. He pretty much just finds the hottest psychic he can find and bangs her relentlessly. The Parker luck ensures Peter will never seal the deal on the regular, even though he’ll get a lot of numbers. Kyle’s a serial monogamist style dater. He has lots of girlfriends, but they’re all relationships that last months if not years, and he’s true to them. Dick Grayson is for the streets, and playa gonna play. It’s Dick.


GWPtheTrilogy1

Nightwing unless they are psychics, then Cyke


Universal_q-a_Seeker

Peter struggles with same women I'm his life. Rarely gets new relationships. Summers only into telepaths. Kyle is off planet most times. Will struggle to maintain with normal ladies. So he's dating like Captain Kirk off planet or is dating someone in the spectrum corps. Though if on planet he'd is definitely second with the biggest dating pool. Alien, human, crazy, villians, magical....Grayson has always done well with the opposite sex. D. Grayson for the win.


TheObstruction

>Summers only into telepaths. I never really thought about that before. Summers is a man with zero shame and 100% confidence.


gnusome2020

Nightwing. But if Nightcrawler were there, he laps all of them. Fur. Tail. Dashing spirit and sense of humor.


wemustkungfufight

You... only need one girl for that?


EvilestHammer4

Depends, if it's Dublin Ireland I have my boy Scotty winning hands down, with Spidey in second.


Ih8this-

How many telepaths are in the city?


T-408

Girls? Dick. *Telepaths*? Scott.


jackBattlin

Still Daredevil.


Herb_Burnswell

Chuckles in Matt Murdock.


Agreenscar3

Kyle pulling girls? From where, the fridge?


EggersIsland

Dick, not even a question


TheHeroicLionheart

Lol Peter can barely pull the one hotty who actually likes him.


Ferris-L

Peter is kind off a chick magnet it’s just that one of his superpowers is to fumble every single one of them. And the ones he doesn’t fumble get Pauled by the editorial so as to make Pete‘s life as awful as possible.


Thanatos375

Dick pulls everyone besides the telepaths, those go to Scott.


Mida5Touch

Cyke.


mysteryo9867

Green lantern can just encase the city in a dome, there he got all the girls


bigsteven34

Night Wing, and it isn’t close.


spike2pt0

The red heads are going to go wild for 3 out of 4 of them. I don’t remember if Kyle had a thing for red heads.


Shiroiken

Kyle, but I'm biased


somerandomdude4507

Same lol


thesamuraiman909

Nightwing, by far


BreathWithMe6

The answer is Cyclops doing his super in MvC2. Period. Dude is a golden god.


4me2kn0wAz

Wolverine would beat them all


AndrewEpidemic

Pulling girls out of fridges lol


TemporaryLegendary

Realistically Nightwing. The dude is pulling so many chicks he can barely keep them off him.. . Spidey is also a good contender. Bro has had more girlfriends than I have owned pairs of socks.


KaedenJayce

Nightwing cleans up easy. Scott does have bd energy though. But nightwings ass is just 15/10. Kyle and Spidey aren’t pulling half of Dick and Scott. Kyle would pull one chick and then fuck it up probably


SuikTwoPointOh

I assume Matt Murdoch and Clint Barton are disqualified to give everyone else a chance.


Shaqdaddy22

how many telepaths are in the city?


fenderbloke

If you wanted to make this difficult, swap Spidey with Daredevil


AAGMW

Hasn't cyclops been with a dozen and fumbled every single one? If we're talking short term relationship cyclops is just the clear winner but long term nightwing is actually mentally stable enough to maintain however many relationships over the course of a couple years


AAGMW

Didn't read the end of the caption


Auntypasto

Pete's marriage was so good fans rioted when it was undone…


Jugh3ad

Nightwing pulls the most. Cyclops pulls the hottest. Spider-Man falls in love with the first girl he meets. Green Lantern is back home willing an illusion of Sidney Sweeney.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

They’re all friends first dudes.


Celtedge65

Who is fishnet street walker


grownassedgamer

Out of this four? Nightwing easily... need to throw Matt Murdock, Tony Stark and Johhny Storm in there to give him any REAL comeptition. Or Gambit. Longhsot would have ALL if these guys "sugaring their own churro" if he was there though.


spi440

Dick had cake in the break room.


steikul

Spider-Man can use his web to pull many people easily, and it can be spread out wide Green Lantern came in second place, using the lantern to trap and pull Nightwing might use his gadget if any Cyclops can only pull maybe a handful .....wait, we are talking about attracting girls?


KhaosElement

Dick is using it.


Dramatic_Parsley_849

Nightwing. Not even close!!


Feature_Agitated

Dick. Have you seen his ass? Literally the best ass in all of comic-dom


rasslinsmurf

I would say it depends on the crimes they are committing.


thedarkracer

As a DC fan, spidey. He has had the most gfs than anyone in comics.


soilborn12

Thicc Grayson


SkyPirateSevroLupin

Dick Grayson. Dude is built to read body languages and pay attention to details. That's a major advantage.


JamesLingk

Nightwing. For sure.


DocD173

Daredevil


kbean826

Pete. But he’s gonna fuck it up every time.


KINGOFGAMES972

Probably Spidey. Cyclops just want the same red head( or clone of her) or a scary blond. Dick wants Batgirl or Hot alien. Spidey has had like 7 different girls and bounces between them if they are alive


tbone7355

Nightwing


Megane_Senpai

Dick, instant answer.


Nyloc3

Bro Matt Murdock should be there instead of Kyle


mwmike11

Well, let’s break it down: Nightwing, because ladies seem to love Dick…Grayson Cyclops, because he’s got those eyes that will just blow women away Spider-Man, he leaves the ladies with their hair all disheveled and slightly sticky Green Lantern has that bling that makes the gals green with envy I don’t know where I was going with this, so…Nightwing, I guess?


Rooster_Burger

Dick Grayson easy


lancea_longini

Nightwing if he had time to plan.


bloodredcookie

Nightwing and he won't even have to try.


TheMurderCapitalist

Grayson. What kind of question is this?


GentlemanJugg

I feel like its DICK.


Decent-Cry-7665

Nightwi ng got with starfire. Dudes gonna clean up.


MyDadThinksImFunny

None, they are all with Wolverine


Elementa100

Girls original Red Chicks?


Luxury-ghost

Why the fuck does Peter Parker look like Brad Marchand


Fullmetalmarvels64_

the blue bouncing beast


Emergency-Purple-901

Nightwing.


taoistchainsaw

I know what a spider, cyclops and lantern are. What the fuck is a night wing?


De4dm4nw4lkin

Could get? Dick. Would get? Peter. Peter makes the worse romance decisions seemingly.


OkConsideration9100

Nightwing is the schlayer


7_11_Nation_Army

NW or GL, easy.


Abraham_Issus

Dick Grayson. It's in the name. Also why isn't Matt here?


EADreddtit

What’s the average number of telepaths in this theoretical city?


Party_Entry_728

Nightwing


Elegant_Reception_71

Grayson easy


ArnassusProductions

Nightwing. He doesn't have any hang-ups to stand in his way.


KameraLucida

Dick.


Profess0r_Xavi3r

Nightwing def gets the most men he isn’t concerned abt women


SoMuchForStardust27

In a single day? Not Peter Parker. He’d be way too sensitive to go out with bore than one girl for a day, and that’s not even him getting to second base. Sure, Peters dated a lot of girls, but he isn’t hopping from one to another in a day.


TheObstruction

Spidey's gonna get like seven propositions, then Aunt May is gonna call and he's gonna bail.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Master Dick.


stormquiver

Scotts too much of boy scout


beanCLICKS

Depends on the percentage of women in said city are telepaths...


Spiritdefective

Peter easily, pretty much every attractive woman has to date Peter at some point it’s comic book law, then nightwing, then Kyle, the statistical probability of more than a few of the women in the city being telepaths is super low so cyclops probably won’t pull much


FLIPSIDERNICK

Nightwing and it’s not even close. Cyclops and Spiderman can pull but they are pretty loyal. Kyle can definitely pull and has but he tends to fly solo but Nightwing it’s part of his personality he’s a bit of a slut.


coyotesing

Spider-Man -- that's part of his power with webs !


Cute_Development_255

Bro is literally named Dick em down Grayson…


Centipede1999

Nightwing easily


Chemical-Entrance-24

Nightwing, that ass is thicker than Matt Murdock's


AfroSwagg27

Dick "DOUBLE-CHEEKED UP" Grayson.


Quirky-Store2805

Hal Jordan


kurumais

dick grayson has what women are looking for


Neosilverlegend

Not the one drawn by Romita Jr for sure.


julianx2rl

Green Lantern is the most immediately impressive becausehe can pull anything up, such as a throne. Then Nightwing would probably activate their neurons the most on whoever sees it. Spider-man moves and talks too much like a cartoon for them to immediately go: "Would". And you kinda need to know Cyclops to know his appeal, so he wouldn't turn too many heads at first sight.


NotACyclopsHonest

Nightwing and his buns of steel are all-conquering. It’s just science.


Pharmacy_Duck

Cyclops is getting the least, if variants of the same person only count as one.


MagikCinder

Yeah, Kyles girlfriend was killed and stuffed in a fridge Peter will attract a good number of them but ultimately fumble them all Unless they’re psychic, Scott won’t get any All the girls love Dick Grayson. Why wouldn’t they?


Mysterious_Reach_381

It's Nightwing, who does'nt like Dick


TechnologyTiny3297

Kyle Rayner as he will woo them with loads of tricks with his ring and could probably conjure up some things to enhance there pleasure 😱😜


PerfectBake420

Well Spiderman never gets the girl lol


sati_lotus

Peter looks sad to even be in this competition. It's like he knows he doesn't stand a chance with the ladies.


ARIANZER0

None cause Kyle is gonna get them all friged


Hipertor

Dick and Kyle, probably Dick.


Notgoodatfakenames2

How many telepaths are in the city?


bat111975

If there are no bridges in the city, Peter might have a chance. Kyle is in last place because all the women have heard what happens when you date him, might get a few with a Ring Kink. If it is a Marvel City, Cyclops might edge Dick because seems like everyone is a telepath in Marvel while DC has considerably less. Overall Dick wins though, Too much going for him. Rich, nice body, famous rear end.


MidKnightshade

Nightwing


MidKnightshade

I admit I didn’t keep up with his run but why is Kyle a contender? I get the others.


BunnyBabyGirlz

Peter is good at getting girls way out of his league but it takes him awhile to do that so i don't think he's getting many in 1 day. I didn't know Kyle reiner had Rizz Scott Summers is getting tons but ditches them all the second he gets a text from Jean Grey Nightwing is walking out of that city with a parade of girls half of which he never even talked too.


RetroGamingFool

Daredevil. 😅


Vin135mm

Does the city have an unusually high number of psychics and/or redheads?


HandspeedJones

Unless they're telepaths Scott isn't getting anything. Nightwing wins this. Peter can get em but always fucks it up. I'm not familiar with Kyle's game but I can't believe he's getting more cheeks than Dick is.


Professional-Box4153

Just Google "Who has the greatest ass in comics?" to find your answer.


Rosebunse

It's Dick, but Peter's fine ass is a close 2nd.


sithlink

Nightwing for the win he can look a girl straight in the eyes


Comfortable_Concert1

Cyclops would take all the telepaths, then it’d be between Peter and Nightwing


SurprisingJack

For some reason who no one will understand: wolverine


Jotaro1970

Probably Nightwing


NietszcheIsDead08

How am y of these girls are redheads? And of those, how many are telepaths?


qball3356

Nightwing and it isn't even close. He could have an off night and still bag more.


Marvel-Fan-2924711

Obviously Night wing bro hooked up with like the entire DC universe. He only fumbled Super girl.


Felixir-the-Cat

Where’s Daredevil? Because he is getting the most.


shiss27

His first name is Dick so..


Zymo3614

His name is Dick Grayson


zss36909

Where tf booster gold 😹???


lennoxlyt

If Tom Holland, it's Spidey. If Peter Parker, it's night wing


AXV-Lore

Dick, all damn day.


Chemical_Home6123

Peters goofy ahhh that awkward rizz works


karthanis86

Cyclops is last, unless every girl is named Jean.


NoEmailForYouReddit1

Dick


Hakon_Ao

Of course, Nightwing..


Unsatisfied_n_needy

Spidey gets so much ass


JinTheBlue

Who's watching the most girls die?


Puzzleheaded-Chair10

Leonardo DiCaprio


ace601

How the heck should I know. If I knew anything about getting girls, you think I'd be browsing a comics subreddit


Dense-Standard-8592

The sexiest man in DC Universe will own this contest.