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FortressOfOhara

Where you not going to say anything if Ask D question didn’t speak up ?


Jayboiii_09

I paid Ask D Question with my vast wealth to ask me that question at my execution


KattaGyan

So you are telling me Ask D Question has had the one piece all this time ? Is he the real end boss ?


Jayboiii_09

Yes luffy will have to kill him to get the one piece


KattaGyan

So is he stronger than Imu ? Are you stronger than Imu ?


Jayboiii_09

We are not stronger than imu, luffy still has ways to go before he can beat imu


KattaGyan

If you were to fight shanks, would you win ?


Jayboiii_09

Nah, I’d win


WasteFace_8604

does it grip


Jayboiii_09

Wanna see for yourself?


WasteFace_8604

dm😈


Jayboiii_09

Sure kid


crysomore

https://i.redd.it/b27lw29cka9d1.gif


StickyPisston

https://i.redd.it/9zupqd9ivb9d1.gif


Shothunter85

Did you have wealth fame and power?


Jayboiii_09

Yes


Tiny_Ice_6417

What is onepiece


Jayboiii_09

The gate to heaven


Tiny_Ice_6417

So it will kill me?? Cool I always wanted to visit god ussopp


Jayboiii_09

You can see my family as well


Tiny_Ice_6417

That was kinda dark


Jayboiii_09

Like my right hand man!


Regurgitate02

Would I see Shanks' left arm there just flopping around?


Jayboiii_09

Ask Took D Arm, he must have had it for lunch


Tiny_Ice_6417

Oh I am sorry for your loss


Shothunter85

The friends we made along the way


that_reddit_guy2010

No


Specialist-Ad5841

I dont want to know. What kind of adventure is that


DryStrawberry1153

Tell Me what made you Laugh at laugh tale?


Jayboiii_09

The fact that my son died over a daddy joke


Shothunter85

Shit


itzstamk

💀


Ok_Internet5035

Is your moustache real?


Jayboiii_09

https://preview.redd.it/c4s18o6boa9d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63f90b28c4abd41c77fc0a7313a8042ac0f07c3 Yes it is


pros2701

Who has the better mustache you or whitebeard


Jayboiii_09

My boy Newgate ofc


Hefesto0202

My bro how have u been?


Jayboiii_09

Pretty good, I’ve been chilling in heaven for the past 24 years. A lot has happened


Hefesto0202

Agreed the this world it's a mess and how is ace and rouge?


Jayboiii_09

Doing good chilling in heaven with the fam


gozongus_ULTRA

Y did u got to bleach universe as ywach.


Jayboiii_09

Since I was the strongest, I got bored and decided to go to the bleach universe


gozongus_ULTRA

And even there u r the strongest 🤣


Jayboiii_09

So then I decided to go to the opm universe


Bachairong

Did u molested shanks or buggy?


Jayboiii_09

Both


alternus_prime

https://preview.redd.it/0fctvmjama9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48c5cfb422378e9c38ac3c03b281991d4d4622f


Bachairong

![gif](giphy|LPo3Ea7Y1XMIG4s8fK)


StepOnMyBallsPearl

koltii rooker


Jayboiii_09

What


StepOnMyBallsPearl

Koltii rooker


dabdad67

Ok brawl stars player, what does your username mean


Far-Comfort3430

He is a pearl simp


FearsomeHalo9

Who is stronger, you or garp?


Jayboiii_09

I am king of the pirates, what do you think ?


Yellowkanoha

Do you poop?


Jayboiii_09

Yes, I poop


mcast46

https://preview.redd.it/9bzj5qrzna9d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c46e535150fb048ff50e26692c4d85f2fdd24df He laughed


Jayboiii_09

That I did indeed


Vergilfrom3bay

How big is Whitebeard's "Spear"


Jayboiii_09

Ask stussy or something, the hell should I know


Enrykun

Do you think they named the pirate flags "jolly roger" because of you, a jolly Roger?


Jayboiii_09

Of course! They don’t call me king of the pirates for nothing!


Maskguydude

Where did you find buggy


Jayboiii_09

In a circus


TheBatleDemon

Is thet true thet only Roronoa Zoro knows the way to the One Piece?


Jayboiii_09

Only if he gets lost


Bugggy-D-Clown

DOES MY NOSE LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?!?


Jayboiii_09

My apprentice, WHAT IN THE NAME OF USOPP HAPPENED TO YOU


TheBatleDemon

Yes. You.


Possible-Ad2247

Is… THE ONE PIECE real? And can you get much higher?


Jayboiii_09

That’s the question for Newgate ![gif](giphy|HFMPreKu5LfivtOmEI)


Beginning_Aspect_889

What was your reaction when you suddenly saw Ace in heaven


Jayboiii_09

“Wtf bro”


Beginning_Aspect_889

And what was your reaction when Ace said "omg daddy" and ran but it wasn't you but actually whitebeard behind who also came in heaven


Jayboiii_09

“That mf is NOT my son if he says ‘omg daddy’”


Syshal

Are you friends with Dragon?


Jayboiii_09

Garp’s son? Seen him once but never met him


RamzakChimrerka

Your treasure, one piece TELL US WHERE IS IT?


Jayboiii_09

Search the grand line, I left my treasure in one place


NamiWantsMoney

TREASURE sounds good, let me have it!


THEEXTREME250

Do you think Rocks D Xebec can beat you 1vs1


Jayboiii_09

Imma be humble, it took both Garp and myself to rock the shit of Xebec. So naturally xebec wins


Successful_Summer892

Will buggy become the next King of the Pirates?


Jayboiii_09

I hope so, I can’t see the future like shyarly can


Successful_Summer892

https://preview.redd.it/6zld6vd2na9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419d7dd9332b52e756264d28924412adcdeb5f87


Cold_Army_4719

Are u disappointed in ace for becoming an donut instead of the next pirate king


Jayboiii_09

Yes. lil bro died over a daddy joke that’s a skill issue right there


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


fwedy_fazber68

Tell whitebeard that he has a moustache and not a beard


Jayboiii_09

He used to have one until he fought against shanks, buggy and I in the three day war (buggy ripped off Newgate’s beard lol)


THEEXTREME250

Why you laughed


Jayboiii_09

I’ve already answered that question


PjHose

What happened bro


Jayboiii_09

Nothing happened


FarGate8

I thought that's captain sparrow


Jayboiii_09

Hope you die with two holes in your chest with half your face blown away


Divine_Healer

Did you laugh?


Jayboiii_09

Of course! That shit was funny as hell


Divine_Healer

So how would you explain... https://preview.redd.it/rl5mok1sna9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0137a5f5c7c367987856cf75ca776cdfd4028836 THIS?


Apprehensive-Pay7211

Concrete evidence 


Jayboiii_09

My reaction to nika Bonney


Patron__070

HEY, King of the Pirates. Where did you hide all the treasure you found?! You got it, didn't you?! That legendairy treasure! That great treasure! The One Piece!


Jayboiii_09

My wealth and treasure? It can be yours if you want it! Search for it! I left everything in that one place.


Patron__070

https://i.redd.it/i7drt7xfqa9d1.gif


d_praga

English or Spanish


Jayboiii_09

Français


BillSimmonsWasRight

How do you get your moustache so bushy


Jayboiii_09

Cuz I got that masculine chaaarm


JamesJe13

Copper F Rory


HI-JK-lmfao

Who proposed? You or Rouge?


Jayboiii_09

Rouge, she was deeply in love with me so yeah


wannabetrapstar888

Why didn't you leave your son with your first mate???


Jayboiii_09

Cuz Rayleigh is an alcoholic


Shin-Kami

To all the people wanting to ask him about the One Piece. Might I remember you about chapter 507? https://preview.redd.it/2gd6avpu1c9d1.png?width=386&format=png&auto=webp&s=744c641a664ae0fdc2c3390abf9fbd175437bbb2


Jayboiii_09

My pleasure is immeasurable and you have made my day


Born_Radio3272

how'd you meet Rouge?


Jayboiii_09

Met the beauty at school, she dropped her books and… You know the rest…


Clown-Chan_0904

Your opinion on Caesar Clown?


Jayboiii_09

Who is that? Some guy in the circus?


Clown-Chan_0904

No, the world's greatest scientist. Forget about that old punk, Caesar is GOAT.


Jayboiii_09

I thought he was a clown, not a goat. How can animals be scientists


Clown-Chan_0904

Greatest Of All Time.


PitifulExplanation61

He does have goat horns though.


PitifulExplanation61

How come you didn't leave the One piece as a inheritance to your only son? Also, who is more of a deadbeat, you or Yassop?


Jayboiii_09

That deadbeat yassop ofc at least I didn’t leave my son to his dying mother


Neil_Is_Here_712

Describe me what this 'One Piece' is.


Jayboiii_09

One piece of shit


Josev48-

Where did you leave the fucking one pice 😠


Jayboiii_09

In one place


Austynwitha_y

Lea d roger


SableyeEyeThief

Why did you keep our lord and savior Buggy D Clown mopping floors? Were you afraid of his superiority and will of D?


-Toeclicker-

Why so grumpy today?


Jayboiii_09

Just found out my only descendant died over a daddy joke


Fun_Confusion_2833

Where is the Onepiece!


Then-Calligrapher960

What's the D Stand for?


Jayboiii_09

Dametocosita


WeddingHot4796

Where is the rode pony glyph that is not located in wano, zou or whole cake island and what does it say? Also, who or what is Uranus and how does it work?


Apprehensive-Pay7211

Smash or Pass: Nico Robin 


Jayboiii_09

Smash next question


theporndude365

Nah bro is Silve R. Arthur


xXBladeXx69

Thoughts on Nami


PrincipleIll4958

Why were you selfish enough to force grap into taking care of your son


Jayboiii_09

Cuz I love garp he’s my pookie


LogEnvironmental5801

That's Fools-Gold Roger, he's a pyrite


DomeB0815

Who put their D in you, Gol Roger?


Jayboiii_09

Shiki did


jeffcapell89

We all know Rouge has the greatest feat of grip strength in the entire series, but did she use it on the meat sword of the Pirate King?


Jayboiii_09

You mean my sword Ace?


LuffyWantsMeat

Did I just hear meat?


Creepy-Specific6401

Is there a easier way to shave yo balls ?


Jayboiii_09

With scissors


MelMellon

Who would win, Down D. Stairs or Took D. Arm


Jayboiii_09

Took D Arm only took shanks’ arm. But down d stairs killed some one so imma say down d stairs


Mildamoutoftrolling

Would you beat buggy? https://preview.redd.it/mpuimybg6b9d1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f43ce3dba341e29e1326d77ea420b78781d7d89


Jayboiii_09

I can’t cuz I’m dead YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOO


Fiweezer

How mad is your son that you abandoned him?


Jayboiii_09

Very mad, he hates me cuz of that 😢


mysidelive

Where is the one piece???


SeriousJokester37

What made Shanks cry?


Jayboiii_09

Cuz he gettin no bitches


3darkdragons

What the D mean


Jayboiii_09

Dadan


InsaneBasti

Why did you never cut your nosehair? And how did you convince everyone that its a moustache?


Jayboiii_09

Newgate called his mustache a beard, so I call my nose hair a mustache


piclemaniscool

whats in the egg


Jayboiii_09

A Pokémon


Bolmothy

Does the d stands for dick?


Economy-Stick1036

https://preview.redd.it/s2d20agvbb9d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=89a8417026591ace1941f5d55535b94bebfcdd0a ^(this) is the face of the new king of the pirates after your era. thoughts?


Jayboiii_09

This is the best thing that has blessed my eyes ever since I saw rouge’s 🐱


lizzofatroll

Oh shit 🤣🤣


Shoddy-Machine2475

What is the one piece?


Otaku-star

English or Spanish?


Draken77777

Did you eat the SMILE fruit? If not then why do you always have a shit eating smile on your face?


Infinitenonbi

YOU’RE ALIVE?!


Apollo_Injustice

What is the One Piece?


BrightAioli8407

https://preview.redd.it/xbm92mdmkb9d1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868f947dfb07409fb76cbdba2f1bd20620c26b3d


SexmanTheFifth

How did you defeat your nemesis; Platinum E. Reginald?


Jayboiii_09

By using my coc


Beat_BloX711

That's Nicke L Steve


siiiuu7

Do you fuck shanks?


ClarkVader1011

WHERE IS THE ONE PIECE


Dazzling-Cell9682

What did you say to Ace in heaven, after when he turned into a doughnut?


Jayboiii_09

“Katakuri would have loved to eat you bro”


pyromagi_1986

Why not change your name to Gold Roger


luxxanoir

Why is he called whitebeard when he has no beard and it is in fact his mustache that is the white.


theforgotenhero

Mr. Rodger, is it true that you are late on your child payments, despite having found the one piece?


HotelThis1784

arr matey, have ya made any scallywags to walk thy planks


Jayboiii_09

No I love them all


yeetus82

Mister roger, are you a minority?


kapiteinBanaan

When te one piece is a life supply of ketamine


bako10

I know the one piece is actually >!the coffin of Dio Sama.!< How much are you gonna pay me to keep quiet? P.S. >!If you didn’t notice, the One Piece is a JoJo ReFeReNcE!<


GearOver

Man there is your head have you lost it somewhere?