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LandarkIEM

What did you give Kaido for Father's Day?


Informal-Community41

Beaten up body of Page One and a speech about how he should let me shop in Flower Capital if he wants something more meaningful


LandarkIEM

He propably responde " WORORORO. Yamato, there isn't better gift from my son than to show me his strength. Next time, show me how you beat Jack


Informal-Community41

Lmao, so in-character


Ahmdo10

Do it jiggle https://preview.redd.it/18lk48muta9d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c43c2b92c8fe9e08d39c495399e25afb3a9a92


Informal-Community41

It's up to your imagination 😉


Ahmdo10

https://preview.redd.it/etmbsoz94b9d1.png?width=429&format=png&auto=webp&s=d215bf2606f85c4c2321d6ae2c1c8d8172ca2852


Acenegsurfav

Answer this man


Informal-Community41

Well, "it" doesn't "They" do. A bit too much even, if you ask me


Ahmdo10

We got the answer https://preview.redd.it/7b55jd8d4b9d1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44c6b3acd3e41d992fab96744b53ccc93d8c2c5


Acenegsurfav

https://preview.redd.it/34sv313ohb9d1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430d8b916287d636752fcc0b8f6e58e42621db8c W answer, I'm satisfied


PotentialWorldly6835

r/cockpiece


Apprehensive-Pay7211

Hell no


Usual_Medicine5380

ace right after pumping yamabro full of "fire fist"


Born_Radio3272

What were and Ace up to that night?


Informal-Community41

Eating, drinking, talking. At some point, he proposed some new game where we need to dock and said it's gonna be fun. Sadly, he fell asleep before we could play. Several days ago, I asked Luffy to play, and it was really cool. Nami and Jimbei, who were on the deck as well, freaked out for some reason and profoundly refused to join. Maybe those two are just too serious to play games or idk


Pacifister-PX69

Anything?


Informal-Community41

Yeah, sure


Pacifister-PX69

Ok


CorrectIamThatGuy

How did you manage to Bazonga diff Sanji so easily?


Informal-Community41

Doesn't take much. Even stupid Ulti can do that


Comfortable_Ad_574

Ulti is smart tho


Blomblombcv

Would


Informal-Community41

Who wouldn't? 😊


Heavy-Requirement762

Let's say you have two options. On one side you have unlimited bacon, but no more games. The other is games, unlimited games, but no games. Which one do you pick?


Ahmdo10

“What kind of retarded genie came out of this lamp?”


Informal-Community41

Games, especially with Gear 5 Luffy.


Heavy-Requirement762

But then you have no games


Informal-Community41

So, neither option has games with Luffy, and only one of them has food? Are you Kaido by any chance?


PitifulExplanation61

What is your opinion of Ulti?


Informal-Community41

She is a bit annoying but loyal. Especially to her boyfriend. Queen once told me that she and Pay Pay are siblings, but that pervert must be joking, right?


PitifulExplanation61

😅


fhxefj

If you wanna be like Oden than why do you use an iron club instead of swords?


Informal-Community41

Because my bastard of a father didn't let me shop for a good one. And I grew used to my club. That was my only companion during long and lonely days and nights. At any rate, they say, "Oden wouldn't be Oden if he wasn't boiled", not "Oden wouldn't be Oden if he didn't have swords"


Okay_professorisback

boile yourself.


Ahmdo10

You should boil yourself, NOW. https://preview.redd.it/x597rnz94d9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284e1b9a740a7775f59adcc0fa4abc6513cba38a


Successful-Hat-2154

Are you gonna kidnap women and put them into your personal harem like Oden did?


Informal-Community41

Not that much spare room on the ship for that. Managed to take only Kiku and Hiyori


GlumYou6636

Ladies and gentlemen I will now proceed to start a war Are you a man or woman??


Informal-Community41

Kozuki Oden in battle, Oni Princess in bed


M_Magn0s

I can have a bit of rubber, somewhere on my body, you wanna know it?


Informal-Community41

It is bold of you to assume that such protection would be sufficient 😈


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

If you are 9' then do 6'1" guys like me see your tit's instead of eyes


Informal-Community41

Somehow, guys rarely look into my eyes even when they are as tall as me


Laboon-fan

I can't see the word eyes in your comment... Because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHO


Lost_competition2603

https://preview.redd.it/buexhagnhf9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a007b557946a72395581a0175a1aa15613ac71f


Informal-Community41

Anyway, if you stsnd closer than 1m they gonna be the only thing you will see


Laboon-fan

I can't see the word eyes in your comment... Because I don't have eyes YOHOHOHO


Lost_competition2603

With Ace?


GlumYou6636

Do you have a thick, long and veiny cock?


Informal-Community41

A toy one


Jayboiii_09

Do you have a penis


Informal-Community41

When Luffy is in mood


Jayboiii_09

https://preview.redd.it/r53qoz2nta9d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d70f4c3cf295ae79bb3a67b74e2cc05132276fa What


PitifulExplanation61

Call me luffy


Informal-Community41

You better either be rubber or have serious haki then. Otherwise, it would be a one-time game for you


PitifulExplanation61

Im fine with that. Did you know the human anus can fit almost two racoons in it. Well, 1¾ of a raccoon.


Informal-Community41

Well, when Luffy goes Gear 5, it could be measured in Kaidos instead of Choppers 😊


Jayboiii_09

You need Jesus


PitifulExplanation61

You're the one that asked, seems to me like you were interested.


Queasy-Inevitable512

How big r ur cannons?


Informal-Community41

As big as Luffy's head


Queasy-Inevitable512

2nd question what was the game u and luffy were playing that you mentioned in this post?


Informal-Community41

Insanely wild sex with no regard for sanity, morality, or laws of physics


Queasy-Inevitable512

Nahhh bru, u expecting a baby 💀💀💀💀💀


Informal-Community41

Oopsie 🙃 Anyway, we have a great doctor 😀


Queasy-Inevitable512

You really gonna do chopper like that 💀


Queasy-Inevitable512

3rd question could you beat the donut maker?


Informal-Community41

Not could, would 😈


Queasy-Inevitable512

Zamn


Informal-Community41

Zamn 😀


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


Queasy-Inevitable512

💀


Lost_competition2603

Choppa?


Lost_competition2603

As a scientist how dare you break the laws of physics


Lost_competition2603

Wait did Luffy give you permission?


haveuseenmeee

Who is your mom


Informal-Community41

You probably won't believe https://preview.redd.it/lw4mfnz84b9d1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f565ebb654a71ccd0e275415fd3caae6136101d7


InsaneBasti

Hows life with such big, red horns?


Informal-Community41

Horny XD


InsaneBasti

Oh i know that struggle, need a hand momi? Uhh i mean Oni https://preview.redd.it/ge2r1h06db9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f97ea9291cc7e8a72013b800e7db3ea2962447


Informal-Community41

No man can sate your horniness when you are an Oni Princess 😌


InsaneBasti

Not even a certain firery D?


party_faust

"sir, I am 17..."


InsaneBasti

Get your wannabe headcanon outta here. Nami was already 18 in Orange Town.


d_praga

can you send me some pics of you for my research paper?


Informal-Community41

Nami told me not to send those >!for free!<


Lost_competition2603

I’ll give you two berries


frikimanHD

Kaido is about to crash the wedding, do you wanna take the cake and run now or do we eat it first?


Informal-Community41

Stay, eat cake, and lash out at him for disrupting my wedding with his drunken tantrum


frikimanHD

because a wedding without cake is the worse of sins and is completly unacceptable 👍


Feirym1sf1t

Is this canon? https://preview.redd.it/q5yocu4tzb9d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4078929408ac007f5196cc1e5612c4c792aab4


Informal-Community41

Obviously not, lol As if I would let that useless trash anywhere near my perfect butt


Feirym1sf1t

Good answer


FunAssumption3642

https://preview.redd.it/vbtzvnfysd9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e10f98da57a99e2a8439ae3ebcb5b0fc36176bb Me next


zarek1729

Did you know identity theft is a serious offense?


Informal-Community41

Bold of you to assume that I care about law


Okay_professorisback

Will he can separate your head from your body and just hang you there as a trophy so you have to care about him


Informal-Community41

Luffy would never let him do that


Okay_professorisback

Who says that Luffy is there?


Informal-Community41

He wouldn't leave me for sure


Okay_professorisback

He left you and you didn't even care remember?


Informal-Community41

He didn't leave me, you were misinformed


Okay_professorisback

You weren't even going to come and say goodbye if it wasn't for Momo I was there I saw it all happened


Apprehensive-Pay7211

Will you let me hit?


Informal-Community41

I don't see why not 😊


Apprehensive-Pay7211

YEAH 


amgoingoutside

when r u going to join the strawhats


Informal-Community41

De jure in several weeks at most. I already did in my heart 😀


amgoingoutside

aww thats cute


Cold_Army_4719

So u think that u are oden so would u jump in boiling water to become oden


Informal-Community41

Oil*. I would, but Nami somehow doesn't like the idea of 50-ton boiling oil pit on the deck


Clown-Chan_0904

What do you think about my SO and his horns? His name is Caesar Clown, and he actually looks *kinda* like someone from Wano. https://preview.redd.it/xzzrsbrlob9d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff840c3ad7799ca1b3c8ef022fc64e0344815b38


Informal-Community41

Kinda hot tho, again same as Ulti


Informal-Community41

As annoying as his daughter Ulti


SexmanTheFifth

what is the exact hex code of your toenail's color


Informal-Community41

FF0033


d_praga

what letter from the English alphabet is favourite to Pirates ?


Informal-Community41

Depends on a pirate :) https://preview.redd.it/iv9e7ypbtb9d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e6f013dc2cef840157be4a2e53aff1285939824


d_praga

its actually the ' C '


Informal-Community41

Luffy, BB, Big Mom and other df users might disagree with you 😀


onepiecexy

Best moment of life??


Informal-Community41

https://preview.redd.it/t56x6rh6ic9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e4756f0ec2fac3f50fcd20ae50af3acebe5101a


onepiecexy

Ok, 2nd best?


Informal-Community41

https://preview.redd.it/adr8qvlrfd9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7841d30a683f84e17b7f6ada876a4f593b7c172


onepiecexy

Favourite weapons?


Lost_competition2603

Not when you banged Luffy?


Apprehensive-Pay7211

Who is Oden?


Informal-Community41

A Legend


JJAlegend

How’s dad?


Informal-Community41

Has seen better times


Successful_Summer892

Do they honk?


Informal-Community41

Nonstop


King_thelunarian

Who is your favorite beast pirate? (If it’s not me then I’ll use extra large imperial flaming wings on everyone you love)


Informal-Community41

I wouldn't exactly use the word "favorite" regarding Beast Pirates. You are the only one I don't hate, tho


King_thelunarian

W


TrashAtRedditt

Even me?!


pros2701

Are you a boy or does everyone call you a boy because you’re also oden


Informal-Community41

Second one. I am a bit girlish version of him


romanjuly

https://preview.redd.it/883hscuhtc9d1.png?width=1025&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae6f970945267f79de3aa98002e67c1b555fb345


Kaelorn

Why keep living with the name of an old legend while you have all the abilities to make a legend of your own name?


Informal-Community41

Oh, I certainly will. Akainu gonna pay


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Informal-Community41

Bold of you to assume I am wearing any right now 😈


Fembas_Meu

How often do you meatspin?


LuffyWantsMeat

Hey, you said meat? Do you have any for me?


Specific-Rutabaga873

Hey Yamato, you don't have to answer this question if it's personal, but did you ever have a crush on Ace?


MyBqckHurts33

Bro I swear that’s kozuki oden


DazaiNumber1stan

What’s your Type


YamatoLovesAnt

What’s your dirtiest secret


Boy_Hugger

Y-you're a-a girl r-right? Y-yea, I thought s-so. N-now come h-here a-and g-give me cuddles!


Lost_competition2603

Dare: eat Page One


Lost_competition2603

dare: eat the amongus happy meal


Lost_competition2603

did you bang with Ace?


Lost_competition2603

would you rather bang with Ace or Luffy


The_WiseMonke

Does it bounce🗿


Mewing_chopper

if you want to be like oden, why haven't you paraded throughout the streets shirtless


IfShe9SheIsMine

Which meat do u ride the best? Odens Or Luffy


LuffyWantsMeat

Did I just hear meat?


Informal-Community41

Second. Original Kozuki Oden is sadly too dead for that


IfShe9SheIsMine

I didn't mean it literally. I meant it metaphorically


WoolooMVP10

Why are you using a club when Oden used swords?


Informal-Community41

It works both for a fight and a lonely night


YamatoLovesAnt

What do you use it for on a lonely night hmmm


XeliasEmperor

Why did Oden died of Ligma?


Informal-Community41

Too many sexual partners


MentionImpressive

https://preview.redd.it/z3t98q26zb9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ed5b5cde7dc58bf7a719e802a26beffa33bb16d How do you feel about this take?


Informal-Community41

Only fair. I am the hottest man ever after all https://preview.redd.it/gfbv2nrjzb9d1.png?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99f8da9b7e443daf8971a892a744f3ea0fe79b8


TrashAtRedditt

You identify as oden and oden is a man, then do you like women or men?


Informal-Community41

Both are good. I would sleep with anything alive, but Sanji and BB pirates


TrashAtRedditt

Even me?!


Informal-Community41

Do you serve Admiral Teach?


TrashAtRedditt

No


Informal-Community41

Then yes 😊


TrashAtRedditt

https://preview.redd.it/3w99mz5roc9d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d849d1956a4ce93e83e90bfec6af03cef43cb5


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

What do you think about people who think your transgender when you actually do it cuz Oden was a man and you still like men instead of women?


Informal-Community41

I am fine with everything except "Kaidou's offspring"


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

I knew that you weren't Yamato


Literally_Rock_Lee

Is ace your favorite flavor of donut?


Informal-Community41

https://preview.redd.it/ge77dqn7kb9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8acc8adde239b20b93c8339aac057ccc2889cff


ThisYourMotherDaniel

I honestly hope a lot of people get to beat the shit out of Akainu at some point. This is awesome 😂


Okay_professorisback

I just want him to get off that damn desk and fight


ThisYourMotherDaniel

Facts. He should be melting people left and right


Okay_professorisback

For real like the world leaders are fighting a yonko! And your are still in your office listening to VegaPunk broadcast?


Literally_Rock_Lee

Is that a yes?


Informal-Community41

Kinda


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


Dripi_Insano

hey a question are you kozuki oden?


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Informal-Community41

None taken at all. Don't want to be hairy


DrNobodii

Please stop wasting ink by existing


Informal-Community41

Why are you mean?


SuperrrrrFranky

Existing Isn't A Crime!


DrNobodii

Youre right


Apprehensive-Pay7211

Good bot