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bigboat24

He just thinks he deserves immunity.


Dependent-Initial-15

Rules for thee, but not for me. It’s always the same with this lame ass whiner.


49orth

Republican core philosohy


TylerDurden-666

yup


LordMacTire83

YEP! Exactly!!!


MaimonidesNutz

Paging doctor Wilhoit...


Altruistic-Text3481

Can we send Trump away on a SpaceX rocket to Mars? Trump could be President King of Mars! All the immunity he wants forever. He could commit any crime he wants! No one would say “No!” or “Laugh at him!” Trump would be able to rule Mars without anyone getting in his way.


reiji_tamashii

But Mars doesn't have breathable atmos-... Yes. Yes, we should absolutely do this.


Distinct_Ad_9842

I'd chip in for the ride and they wouldn't need to send me a "Made in CHI-NA" Bible either.


Yakostovian

Venus has "breathable" atmosphere. Plus we might convince him to go if we tell him women come from there. I'd rather not ruin Mars.


barspoonbill

You can grab the whole planet by the pussy! In fact Venusians pick up their women like a bowling ball as a formal greeting.


Altruistic-Text3481

But Mars doesn’t have breathable *at most* … of the time. FIFY Trump doesn’t breathe air when he rants and raves. This is not a problem. Trust me on this. While I’m not a rocket scientist or atmospheric expert, I do understand Trump’s breathless tirades. No atmosphere required. It is just science. Mars is perfect.


shemmy

i would love it if there was no air for him to suck up with his nose every time he talks in that annoying tone. low energy donnie


Ed_Zeppelin

Fuck. Now I want space jail. Just shoot them up into space. See ya later fucker.


LordMacTire83

But for Rumpturd... make SURE the rocket has plenty of three things... 1} Hamberders 2} Coloring Books 3} Crayons


7nightstilldawn

He’s about 3 Big Mac’s and one guilty verdict from flying to Mars unassisted.


Ibegallofyourpardons

Can we put Musk on the same rocket, and then divert it into the sun?


jayesper

That's great, I only wish a black hole was an option.


0biwanCannoli

I’d like to see a campaign for this.


ChickenXing

Make Mars Great Again


Altruistic-Text3481

LzoL


Thatthingthis

Isn’t Hinkley free now ? Shouldn’t he be trying to impress Jodie Foster again ?


TheSwanPanky

Or that titanic submarine


monomox3000

It's a grueling journey, I don't think he would make in his current health condition, which would be a damn shame.


11thStPopulist

My Favorite Martian or E.T. might have something to say about that!


Candid_Asparagus_785

They don’t want him either!


TraylorSwelce

Smallest dick on Earth *or* biggest dick on Mars?


SubterraneanFlyer

Have you heard the legend of Midas and how he turned everything he touches to gold? Well Trump is the opposite, with everything he touches turning to feces.


fattyfatty21

Mierdas Touch has a nice ring to it


kelticladi

he has the Merdeitis touch.


whynonamesopen

No it's because the election was stolen therefore it's consistent if Trump has immunity. /s


V-RONIN

And 3 year olds


Dirtdane4130

If the Supreme Court favors presidential immunity it would be funny if Trump immediately got a visit from Seal Team 6. Just joking here guys! 🤞


Cheetahs_never_win

I don't think it would be funny. I think it would be ironic. And I expect we'd probably descend into a hell scape as it'll be navy seals versus gravy seals, and then we have to do another stupid post-civil war kumbaya again, where we pretend the evil people weren't *that* evil. And then they lie again about the premise of everything. Etc.


Ok-Bass8243

Nah. There will be no reunification. All maga and Republican voters are executed for treason


Randy_Ortons_Voices

I’ve been trying to summon the ghost of General Sherman to help burn out the traitors


FlackRacket

There's so much to consider... Imagine if the children of key senators got kidnapped right before a bill gets to their desk. It would be a shame if something happened to their kids, should the bill not pass. Real KGB shit Oh you found the kidnappers? Pardoned, no harm no foul. Thanks for passing the bill. Republicans have NO IDEA what kind of horrors they're trying to unlock with this legal gambit


salientmind

They know. They are betting (a good bet) on Democrats being unwilling to cross that line. If they manage to win in Fall, even illegally, they'll just do what they need to do to install a permanent dictatorship. If the Supreme Court sides in part or in whole with Trump, it will be a question of "Will Biden sacrifice everything he stands for and believe in to do the wrong thing to achieve the right end?" That or they'll find a way to delay the decision until they have a better idea of whether Trump will win, and they'll side with whoever seems likely.


BakedMitten

That's why the Court is going to throw this down to a lower court and take it back up after the election. Biden wins? "Of course the president doesn't have blanket immunity, that's preposterous. We are a nation of laws!" Trump wins? "Of course the president can't be encumbered by the laws of normal folks. His word is law!"


jerrydgj

Unfortunately you are probably right. That's what I'm expecting also.


streamlinedman

The only reason Republicans and the right wingers on the Supreme Court are in favor of presidential immunity is because they know any Democrat president would be too decent to actually commit serious crimes. If they believed a Democrat president would be just as dirty as a Republican president, they would never take a chance on presidential immunity.


todayistrumpday

If he was going to be immune to do that why wouldn't he use seal team six to also clear the supreme court of all the republican appointees at the same time.


MathW

He's had immunity his whole damn life.


Niijima-San

yup, bc it would have to apply to everyone including obama and clinton etc....he really only thinks and feels it should apply to him but arguing that it only applies to him would not even get him remotely close to SCOTUS or even a possible yes donnie you are right, it has to be everyone or no one and if it was the case he would argue that biden is not the president bc the election was and i quote "stollen" from him


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peter303_

Dont insult donkeys comparing them to Trump.


Large-Measurement776

"He deserves death." I mean, isn't that what every republican thinks of traitors?


Attila_the_Nice_One

After 1/6/21, no police officer or Secret Service agent should be obligated to protect him.


mizkayte

Right. He and his supporters have already said they want a dictator.


crono220

Yep, just him alone. His cult wants a regime like kim jong Un.


SpiritualAd8998

He spelled incarceration wrong.


Son0fSanf0rd

EVERYTHING BIDEN DOES IS ILLEGAL!!! also: EVERYTHING A PRESIDENT DOES IS NOT ILLEGAL!!


Large-Measurement776

Can't get much stupider. But, trump always finds a way.


Astro_gamer_caver

Remember his angry mob chanting? COUNT THE VOTE! (where we are winning) STOP THE COUNT! (Where we are losing)


FlackRacket

It's not stupid, it's malicious. Textbook fascist playbook, and we need to take it seriously, because it's working


4morian5

Why can't it be both? In fact, it usually is.


Dexember69

It's pretty fucken stupid bro


AlarisMystique

He didn't expect prosecution for any of his crimes, or for that matter, many of his crimes. Kinda throws a wrench in his rhetoric


imahugemoron

They also can’t seem to describe any exact crimes Biden has committed, just that he’s a criminal and “Biden crime family” and just vague general nonsense lol


Son0fSanf0rd

right, they want to impeach him for the crime of beating Trump in the election.


Candid_Asparagus_785

A view of which my parents talk about nearly every single day… old Joe stole the election kids!!


Son0fSanf0rd

are your parents FOXBots?


Candid_Asparagus_785

That’s an understatement!!! Fox this… Fox that… on Fox they said this… on Fox they said that… if it’s on Fox you know it’s true!!!


wittnotyoyo

Profiting off a famous last name.


Much-Bet9171

Ever notice their rhetoric surrounding Fauci? They all have some shared collective idea that somehow he is a mass murderer, peddler of lies, genocidal maniac who should be locked up / executed. It's honestly one of the more bewildering things because any time I see a right-wing meme about him it never mentions anything specific. Just that he's evil.


the_mid_mid_sister

"No, you see, he turned down eight figure pharma CEO offers for decades to stay on the federal employee payscale just so one day he could make rednecks feel silly wearing masks for a few months. Study it out, lib."


MentokGL

It's on the hunter laptop! The evidence is going to be released any day now!!


imahugemoron

lol then that Russian intelligence agent or whoever he was that was the source of the hunter biden garbage literally said it was all made up and republicans were just like “anyways, moving on.” Didn’t retract shit.


MentokGL

It's a game to them, on to the next serve. Damage to America doesn't matter. Either they lose so fuck America. Or they win and will do a total teardown anyway.


the_mid_mid_sister

It's like when they tried to make up a scandal about Obama, and it was such a vaguely defined bag of nothing they called it "Obamagate."


Medium_Diver8733

No, it’s worse…the only crimes they ever come up for have no evidence when it comes to Biden committing them, but instead we have evidence that Trump did them. It’s the worst case of projection ever and we’re paying the price.


nzifnab

Look, if Biden committed crimes you can prove, by all fuckin' means, prosecute him. NOBODY should be above the law. So please, if there's been criminality, I want those involved to face consequences. What's that? All you have is hearsay and wishy washy accusations?


Even-Trouble9292

It’s just about muddying the water. The average voter, who does not pay attention think that there’s some stink on Biden. It worked perfectly on Hillary.


Seroseros

Biden isn't presiden though, Trump is! Oh, and Biden is just a puppet controlled by Obama, who hides in the white house basement and runs stuff. /s


Son0fSanf0rd

> Biden isn't presiden though, Trump is! this is my favorite of all their nonsensical rantings. The Biden economy is shit, and there's wars! But Trump is the president. So Trump is responsible for the wars and economy? No! Biden is! 🥴


h3X4_

Of course! Biden is a dictator who stole the election! The more you know right? /s


handandfoot8099

Biden directly controls world gas prices, but only when they go up. And no, Trump had nothing to do with high gas prices when he was president


Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

The MAGAts insist that Biden *isn't* President, so he has no immunity.


Killersmurph

I mean to Trump and the MAGAts Biden isn't president, he just somehow "stole" the election. That's the mental gymnastics here I think.


the_mid_mid_sister

They've literally said Biden's acting on a fake White House set while Trump's misspelled tweets are secret orders to the military. https://youtu.be/SHSp86tsMAU?feature=shared


Palachrist

Doublespeak. It’s some of the most insane shit to see republicans go from anti russia/communist in the Cold War to having been completely hoodwinked into parroting Russian communist propaganda. Russia played the long game and the republicans as a whole have been completely bamboozled.


OutComeTheWolves1966

This complete and total moron was actually the leader of the free world for 4 yrs. What an embarrassment for our country.


LoanedWolf75

I always found that “leader of the free world” expression funny.


Time-Bite-6839

Angela Merkel was leader of the free world during Trump’s presidency.


abbyroade

As an American physician who was stuck in hospitals in NYC overflowing with Covid pts during the first wave, she was my sanity - science and reason prevailed SOMEWHERE, which gave me hope they could return to the US as well. I fantasized about how different the response would have been if we had a science-literate president in office.


raccoon_on_meth

Angela Merkel is on my hall pass list


ramblinjd

Oh man her and Jacinda Ardern... Competent women with college degrees *coughmelaniacough*


CyBerImPlaNt

I’m not the only one!


proteinstains

It's pretty arrogant. That's how 'muricans like to think about themselves. And then you take a glance at the shitshow that is their domestic politics and you realize, they might not be as up for the job as they've convinced themselves to be. That being said, until the EU take their collective hands out of their respective butts, the US is needed as a military deterrent around the world to face off against powers like Russia and China. Mostly Russia. And they barely manage, because of the aforementioned domestic shitshow. To quote Baldur's Gate 3, souldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...


LoanedWolf75

I gotta play BG3!


YogurtclosetPale2711

And he managed to kill thousands of us in those four years.


Lil_miss_feisty

He wasn't even trying the first time. That was him being a stubborn, ignorant old asshole. Imagine if he was elected and actually able to use the Presidential powers seriously.


kayak_2022

800.000 Americans died under the TRUMP REGIME!


DriverPlastic2502

He was never the leader of the free world. Merkel was.


OneOfAKind2

What's even more embarrassing is that over 72 million Americans voted for him after enduring his first tenure.


lackofabettername123

Ha you think that is bad, just wait motherfuckers, it's going to get a whole lot more stupid. Give it 10 years.


Taylorg121

Go take a trip over to r/teachers to see how stupid the generation coming up is. I’m worried.


EuphoricMidnight3304

He’s extremely close to doing that again. It’s so fucked


udfckthisgirl

I want a Trump supporter to explain how they think this works.


S1lverFoxFit

Watch some interviews with MAGA folks. The level of sheer stupidity is mind blowing. They’re completely disconnected from reality and reasoning.


Pyrostark

Jordan Klepper is doing gods work by interviewing dumb MAGAs


contactdeparture

I don’t know how he stays sane given all the crazy people he’s interacted with!


Nagh_1

Isn’t that redundant to say dumb magas


Grigoran

Adam Mockler as well. Dude gets a good number of them


femmestem

There's no reasoning, just parroting sound bites they heard on TV.


GSR667

Con programming is one hell of a drug.


ImpressionOld2296

They're borderline mentally handicapped. But I don't get what good these interviews do. Anyone sane already knows they're dumb. If other dumb MAGAs watch it, they are too stupid to see how stupid the others are. Hell, given how stupid they are, they probably believe they're hearing good answers, and that just reinforces their stupidity.


fordchang

on Univision, there is a news show on weekends (Al Punto) and they bring people from both sides. EVERY republican starts with "But Hunter Biden ....". they are a lost cause.


Adventurous_Mail5210

>they think They *don't* think, they just parrot what whichever talking head they last watched on fox news* said.


unpolishedparadigm

Saw that quite a bit being a progressive on a very conservative campus. My take is the problem is their culture of orthodoxy where they have to toe the party line and swallow whole the most sensational claims their “leaders” concoct to scare their voters to the polls, or else they’re not ‘true’ ‘conservatives’


RemyOregon

It’s more whatever their parents told them. Any MAGA guy is terrified of their father if you really begin to question them. There was NO questioning of daddy and that resonates hard with them and Trump


black641

Underneath whatever word salad they’d serve you up, the underlying argument is always going to be something ridiculously simple. In this case: “Might is Right.” They get to do what they want because they’re in charge and fuck you. It’s a pathetic ideology for bullies who can’t handle being told “No.”


Brosenheim

This one is the one. Deep down, the honest answer is that they're higher in the hiearachy then you so they deserve things you don't. Their guy gets immunity, yours doesn't. They get to dictate rules to orhers, but you don't get to dictate rules to them. Conservatism is built around entitlement from people who have an illusion of power, and the desperate anger they feel when that illusion is dispelled


captiantabasco

They can’t they have a potato for a brain


DotAppropriate8152

That’s disrespectful to potatoes..


ZeusKiller97

They got infected with the blight from 1848


LiquorNerd

Simple. They think the election was “stolen” and that Biden isn’t really president.


Kasoni

They don't have an explanation. They base their statements on feelings. They feel Trump should be able to do anything, including kill who ever he wants. They feel Biden is a criminal, and there for he should be in prison. Don't bother looking for any logic, it's all feelings and it's all fed to them.


chad2bert

They cant even ask for their dignity back after the kracken.


SafetyMan35

They can’t. A typical discussion with a MAGA goes like this. Do you support President Biden and do you think he is President of the United States? No, absolutely not. Biden has caused inflation and gas prices to go out of control and I believe he is accepting money from Ukraine (or China or Russia). I do not think Biden is the President, he is just a paid actor who looks like Biden. Ok, so if Biden isn’t President, who is President? Donald Trump of course Ok, if Trump is President, then isn’t he responsible for inflation and high gas prices?


NormyTheWarlocky

Go on r/conservative, it would be funny if they weren't voters


GucciGlocc

On any given day, half the articles are literally satire news like babylon bee, and the other half is fringe conspiracy websites


SendMeUrCones

Just winging it, I’d assume Biden doesn’t get presidential immunity because he ‘stole’ the election and thus isn’t a ‘real’ president.


mchlwlsh

The funny thing is - because of the Seal Team 6 hypothetical, if the Supreme Court grants Trump immunity, Biden can order Seal Team 6 to take care of his political opponent…with the immunity Trump fought so hard for


yourkindofguy

Someone wrote it somewhere, but it fits perfectly. Biden should announce that seal team 6 has to assasinate trump in case of scotus ruling in favor of presidential immunity. So they all know when they vote for that, what would happen after.


No_1-Ever

Nah then the repubs would lose it over Biden's violent rhetoric and threats. If I were Biden I'd just sit in on the hearings letting my presence speak for itself


okhi2u

Biden should ask just one question -- to the supreme court. Is it true I'm also the current president?


No_1-Ever

I'd ask if I lose in November does that mean I can try to overthrow the certification come January? After all, they're arguing that might be included in official duties on my way out the door


CrayZ_Squirrel

Just a dark Brandon meme with Trump's lawyer's actual quote on it.


GISP

Why stop at the other candidate? Assasinate every member of the other party.


Teytrum

I mean two takes. On one hand, your statement points out the obvious flaw of blanket immunity. On the other hand, if this were carried out, what of value would we really have lost?


ionetic

He could also replace the supreme court.


mobius_sp

In the battle between Seal Team Six and the Secret Service, who will win? My money is on Seal Team Six. They can at least call in missile and drone strikes, or even artillery barrages.


mchlwlsh

lol, it may even be the Secret Service… In use of deadly force, for a lot of federal agencies, a direct lawful order is a reason to use deadly force,.Ie, Biden telling the Secret Service to shoot the Orange goblin


Hypernova_orange

Honestly I can not think of a better way for him to die, it’s perfect. The sweet sweet irony of it all 😂


SentSoftSecondGo

Maaaaybe he should tbh. Please don’t ban me I don’t even live here


zambartas

Alito would say this is preferable, because otherwise Biden might try to stay in power.


FleshlightModel

Ya but then what's to stop a president from assassinating a judge, perhaps one on the supreme court?


twistedh8

Reason 1672 why Trump is unfit to be president.


Earthling1a

I think you may be off by one or two orders of magnitude there.


Proper-Article-5138

Biden has “dementia” but he’s also “a criminal mastermind” make it make sense


Tripping-on-E

Fascist playbook. The enemy is both strong and weak.


Gustomaximus

This was the Hillary logic too... ...anyway, I say bring back Bernie.


IdislikeSpiders

Biden is "sleepy" yet so dangerous with "everything he does". 


Jmdesi

#doubleplusungood


BjornToulouse_

No... Trump thinks HE deserves immunity. Not just any president. Him.


Key_Economy_5529

But wouldn't Biden be immune to prosecution?


HelenAngel

Exactly. Trump wants it to only apply to him.


throwaway_12358134

No, because Biden isn't the real president. Trump is. /s


coachhunter2

He’ll probably claim that Biden lost the election so was never really president


binglelemon

He's been trying that for almost 4 years.


mczerniewski

Prosecute Biden for what exactly? Biden hasn't committed any crimes. Unlike Donnie.


Matrixneo42

That’s what I came here to ask.


grayson6569

NO president has ever committed the amount of crimes (trump) has committed and family staff, get real.. What type values do this idiot display, (no values)


Atomic_ad

Somebody should write an article about this headline.


BozoidBob

So… now we’re expecting logic and consistency from ex president and career hypocrite Trump!? Hahahahahahaha!


Previous-Variety-463

And here we are left trying to make sense of the ramblings of a senile old man. This guy belongs in a nursing home


Dry_Masterpiece8319

You're way too kind. I think he belongs in a penitentiary


duskywindows

Ground. Belongs in the ground.


lackofabettername123

Work camp on the Northern slope of Alaska building public housing for the Inuit


HisDivineOrder

He wants absolute immunity for anyone named Trump.


Gold_Listen_3008

nah not just any Trump....him Don Jr and Eric get to pay fines coz daddy's big mouth landed them fraud issues


CoolCalmCorrective

He lacks the ability to think, speak and listen to himself simultaneously... Nor does he care.


flugenblar

He doesn't listen to people. In any given room HE is the most special person, everyone else is there to praise him, otherwise they are his enemy. He can't really learn very much, because learning involves listening to others and treating their words as important.


jayesper

The only language he understands are bod~~il~~y ~~violence~~ language.


TonyG_from_NYC

*No, no, no. See, first he has to be impeached by a sham witch hunt impeachment. Then, he has to be acquitted by the radical left. Then he gets immunity for his acts.* MAGA nation, probably


FaceTimePolice

You wouldn’t need immunity if you simply weren’t such a shady scumbag 24/7… 🤷‍♂️🤔


powercow

and the supremes seem to want to hedge their bets despite how right and left scholars thought this case shouldnt have even made it that far.. and they seem to want to see who wins before ruling on immunity. but dont dare say they are political.. they honestly wonder if its ever right to hold a president accountable besides removal from office... even if he kills his opponents. apparently their is universal agreement we should have not whined so much about nixon and the crimes republicans were doing and that everyone thinks the pardon was the best thing that ever happened in this country.


MightyCavalier

Well that’s the general mentality of all the MAGA dipshits


IfOJDidIt

Biden should troll Trump and SCOTUS on this and joke that he plans to do something to Trump and Ginny Thomas if he suspects tampering in the upcoming election but that it's ok, he's set with immunity.


Thanato26

He doesn't think that presidents deserve immunity. He thinks he, as president, deserves immunity.


SiteTall

WHEN is this disgrace of a man put where he belongs, i.e. BEHIND BARS???!!!!!!!!!


Neospecial

Biden, now's your chance! Trump has given you his permission for you to illegally hire the criminal underworld to financially ruin and destroy all of trump's assets! You can after all, not be charged with anything over it as long as you do it while still president! If you need to get in contact with some criminal groups; just ask trump - I'm sure he can help you out with connections.


YakNecessary9533

Well obviously, Biden stole the election, so he's not *really* President and therefore not immune to prosecution. /s


ClassWarr

At least the "Presidents are immune from all crimes" bullshit will end as soon as Biden becomes an ex-President.


NLtbal

You can’t suck and blow at the same time, Teflon Gone.


Hitman935

A classic rules for thee but not for me


carlitospig

Pick a lane, asshole.


omegajvn1

If presidents deserve immunity, then there’s nothing to prosecute Biden for, numb nuts


serenitynowmoney

Face it, he doesn’t “think” anything


Vegetable-Fix-4702

So tired of that over aged frat boy. The lights are on but nobody's home.


Low_Celebration_9957

For the idiots arguing presidents have carte blanche immunity and could have their political rivals murdered why would you try to argue that in court when the sitting President is the opposition?


FuzzyFuzzNuts

Aaaaah i see, the party of "Rules for me, but not for thee"


TheLoneGunman559

The reason why Trump smells like shit is because he is talking out of his asshole.


Previous_Soil_5144

Like a crackhead trying to smash together 2 mismatched lego pieces, his supporters will somehow make this fit in their heads.


CasualObserverNine

Complete idiot, right?


[deleted]

“Breaking a tradition”. Our republic is just stuck together by willy-nilly application of ‘traditions’? No wonder we are so profoundly fucked by this orange bastard. All He has to do is act contrary to a ‘tradition’ and we can do fuck-all about it because it’s not even a crime. It’s almost like those Founding Fathers were not serious people.


eremite00

I wonder if Trump would settle for Presidents having immunity from prosecution as long as they haven't broken any laws? Or, maybe, a President can't be convicted as long as they haven't been found guilty by trial.


physical_graffitti

Still arguing schroodinger’s immunity I see! Lmao!!!


The_Infectious_Lerp

Every idea is a great idea when you're nuts.


sm00thkillajones

He also thinks no one can smell him. Think about it. Mcds and KFC shits. Ugh.


freddymerckx

When the fuck is Trump going to go away?


Evil_Morty781

He’s a narcissist and a nepotist. He only cares about what’s in it for him. Not the people. Not his family or his closest friends… not the good of the nation. Him. He’s obsessed with himself and what he gets.


mrw1r37355

Trump - Presidents should be allowed to execute political rivals. Biden - I agree Trump - ut oh 


[deleted]

Dumbest court case in the US ever.. I hope those lawyers of his get disbarred.


JustForKicks16

Umm....who's gonna tell him??


xaulted1

No. He knows the "immunity thing" isn't happening.  Everyone needs to get this strait. The ENTIRE reason this case is in the hands of the SCOTUS is to delay trump's trials until after the election. He owns the justices and they bow down like the spineless pigs they are.


TylerDurden-666

he is operating at a toddler level of understanding