There are a lot of different factors. Obviously being more sexually excited is going to help. You're going to have better boners if you're better hydrated. Food can play a factor too, as better diet is going to lead to better blood flow in general which will help down there. I find that I usually have better boners in the mornings because I'm more relaxed and the stress of the day has not hit me yet, so there are a lot of psychological factors too.
I am soo very bad at morning sex. Idk what it is. I think itās mental at this point. Shits so sticky and wet and I just absolutely lose all control. Fuck. I almost need to be beaten down by life for 8 hours before Iām ready to put in some serious work.
Not at all concerned - My husband and I take care of ourselves and have great hygiene. We take showers and brush our teeth before bed. We both think each other is sexy āau naturelā in the morning. Plus, there typically isnāt a whole lot of making out during morning sex sessions, as our mouths are usually focused elsewhere š
Are you sure? Itās a standard occurrence during REM sleep, which is usually the cycle before you wake up. But it can go away pretty quickly once you are alert. Perhaps you just lose it quickly.
>You're going to have better boners if you're better hydrated. Food can play a factor too,
Some foods I can say help: Strawberries, milk chocolate, watermelon, pomegranate, steak, asparagus, **fresh** crab
Edit: read carefully that says milk chocolate not 'milk, chocolate'
Specifically these foods donāt really help. The fruits and vegetables over a period of time can help with blood pressure and heart stuff. More fiber also helps with that. But milk chocolate? Possibly talking about the alleged aphrodisiac properties of chocolate but thatās unfounded and chocolate milk is just sugar and milk. Steak? Fat and protein which excess can lead to a cumulative build up of fat, which doesnāt help with sexy time.
So yeah itās a bullshit list. But a healthy diet can help.
I love using my boners, but I am not a fan of morning sex and find morning boners more annoying. As an older gentleman, I don't get them as often, but even when I was younger I was never into morning sex.
Idk. I have an ex that no matter what we did, we could never get his morning wood off. So it just became a rule to not fuck with it. I thought all guys were like that for a long time and refused to fuck with morning wood. Turns out, not all guys are like that.
This is me as an older male. Im on cialis and I get diamond cutting morning wood but have a hard time orgasming with it and often lose it after getting started. My dicks hard but my body isnāt woken up yet and the physical activity kills the boner.
They definitely can, but those are the best ones to just go feral with. I can't make love when I get those, just raging, animalistic rutting, then lovemaking after.
Weird. Iāve NEVER had a boner hurt in my life and I would consider my boners super normal except every now and again I get monster boners where theyāre literally like rock hard and could break someoneās nose but never once had even a tinge of pain.
I've had painful boners twice in my life. The skin hurt, like an over inflated balloon. My dick wasn't just a little harder than normal, it was longer and thicker too. I don't know what caused it, I haven't experienced it in over a decade, but it was definitely painful.
Over the course of all my life I figured that, if I have a boner in the morning its not because im horny (usually) but more so that my body redirected the blood flow into my dick, so that it would help me not peeing, when I have to. Obviosuly not always and exclusively at night, subconsciously.
Then when I wake up, my dick is hard like a motherfucker. Even super horny with a fully errect boner I would get it standing up like that and as soon as I went to pee it disappears super fast.
At least thats my take on it.
I think it mostly has to do with the full bladder pressing into the sacral nerve as this article [explains](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-causes-morning-wood-or-morning-erections-3015089)
Eh for me, every time I get super sleepy into that half-awake state, I get rock hard. Annoying if Iām falling asleep while riding a bus or metro. Also mornings that I get to sleep in, Iāll generally have a similar situation until Iām fully conscious. Only rarely get pee-ons these daysā¦
This morning had some pretty good sex when the missus climbed on top of me- up until the 4yo ran in the room asking for help wrapping a present for his lovey š«¤
As a Phd in bonerology I think there are two types of boners: First is the classic morning wood which is purely physiological and normal and then there is the hot chick raging boner full engorgement ready to launch to mars version.
For me it depends on arousal. Do I just want to have sex. Or do I want to fuck this girl till we're both a sweaty mess lying on the floor gasping for breath and don't know our names.
I started taking Viagra, Cialis because it gave those super boners, even though I didn't have ED..it also made double and triple dips easier. 110% boner power for sure
My man. Iāve tried to tell people that taking viagra doesnāt mean thereās anything wrong. The first time I took a blue chew not even over exaggerating, I cracked my ex like 10 times that night. Woke up in the middle of my sleep to slide in and wake them up.
Hey let me ask does taking the performance enhancing pills lead to a reliance on them? Iām just scared if I start Iāll end up needing them for good
My bf got them. They do give super boners. They don't affect his boners when he doesn't take them. It's a different kinds hard. But they give him headaches so he can't take them regularly
So, broadly speaking and without going into a pharmacology lecture (of which I am not a subject matter expert), you should consult a physician before taking medication that alters your blood pressure. These medications work by dilating blood vessels, dropping bood pressure while increasing blood flow. Headaches are a normal side effect of some blood pressure medication (like nitroglycerin) and those medications need to be carefully monitored specifically because they are easy to overdose on. Depending on where the pills are from, they could have any number of ingredients. I've heard stories from my physician friends about people getting pretty fucked up from ED pills they bought online.
Source- paramedic of 14 years.
He does get them from his doctor! Unfortunately his doctor said some people just get headaches from them. It's not harmful as the headache goes away once the med wears off. But yeah no I wouldn't recommend anyone buy them off online. Lol
Iām not a doctor and I donāt use them all the time. That was the first and last time I ever used them. I just say itās not a problem to take them because some men think thereās something wrong with you. But too much of anything is never a good thing
Hahah it was like over the course of the night. I would go soft after I nut but then Iād keep getting rock hard again very shortly after. I love that shit
You're not wrong. As a physician, I can say with certainty some boners get filled with ball pee when you're super horny. Otherwise the regular boners are unleaded 87 or 89
Love these answers and observations. It's good to hear from guys who have had similar feelings. Lately, a 20 year friendship I've had with someone has gotten quite interesting because we started talking about boners as a part of one of our conversations about health in general. It's very liberating to be able to find out nuances related to sex and "equipment" when the topic is rarely out in the open and is never mentioned in any kind of sex education we were exposed to in school. Thanks, guys.
I remember after losing weight and putting on muscle the quality of my erections were insane. I felt like was a hormonal teen again. But now at 31 working a desk job, long commutes, busy schedule I know the quality isnāt the same however since resigning that job and taking care of myself I can feel a come back happening.
I will say i messed around with jelqing(controversial I know) I was harder than I was in quite some time and it scared my gf š she didnāt understand why I was so hard
Sorry I have problems, but if referring to peeing red, beet is red, if you drink a lot, pee is red and the red is pee, and pee from beet is red, beet pee is red, red pee from beet is also red from pee from beet. I hope you understand now, that peeing red when drinking beet itās from beet and the color is red.
Conclusion: Pee becomes red if drinking too much red beet juice, but you donāt always pee red if drinking red.
Lots of factors. Some ppl have stated reasons so I won't reiterate them but one thing I've noticed is when my legs are open, my joint feels and looks like it's ready for battle. It happens other times, too but that's the most common time.
Even my wife looks at it and goes "Holy shit!" When he's at attention like that.
I think it's to do with better blood flow so I've begun stretching my inner thighs and gotten my legs more flexible simply because I like the "wow" factor it gets me.
Fellas! Stretch! The ladies love it and your body will, too! That extra blood flow really helps!
I swear morning boneers must be natures way of saying ātime to get her pregnantā . Mines a rager and never fails to disappoint , Iām good for like 2 minutes first thing in the morning š thankfully thatās just in the morning tho.
Iād like to know the answer to this as well lol sometimes my partner has a regular one, sometimes itās like supercharged. I canāt figure out the difference. Iād like them to all be supercharged though š
IDK, but I remember those teenage hard-ons. Like no reason, 5min before the bell in class, and I'm doing Kegles and talking my dick down like it's a guy about to jump off a ledge.š®āšØ
These casual boners are annoying, wife shut down the fun factory when she hit 65. The usual way to resolve this issue? I have carpel tunnel syndrome in both wrists.
I fully read this as "boomers" and I took it to mean like, people who just belong to a certain generation versus Karen's Asking For The Manager, and was blindsided by the sexual comment responses lmfao
I had to warn my Ex GF that even tho I have a fantasy of being woken up with a BJ, I told her not to cuz 9/10 times I have morning wood cuz I gotta rock a piss and I'd imagine some morning glory would result in daily sheet changes and piss scented hair.
miss those 100 percent boners, best thing in the world, could hang a towel on it, how do i get back to that teenage, early 20s stage again, hitting 40 sucks
There are a lot of different factors. Obviously being more sexually excited is going to help. You're going to have better boners if you're better hydrated. Food can play a factor too, as better diet is going to lead to better blood flow in general which will help down there. I find that I usually have better boners in the mornings because I'm more relaxed and the stress of the day has not hit me yet, so there are a lot of psychological factors too.
Morning boners do be slappin tho
my evening wouldn't normally start with an erection but my morning wood
Take my upvote and GTFO š¤£š¤£ r/AngryUpvote
Woop woop woop
Well done.
100% legit. I could hammer nails into a 2x4 with my morning wood. All other boners are inferior.
Highest testosterone levels in the morning. Combined with the need to pee = diamond cutting boners
Testosterone levels are also at their highest during the morning which may play a factor.
Please do not slap my morning boner, or it will become a mourning boner
True say, a lil slap on the old bone is bangingĀ
More like thuddin in some cases
Throbbin Iād say
Throbin Williams
in his classic film, good willy hunting
Throbin Thicke
Alright, we've cooked anuf
Haha š this is stewy
Shame they tend to go to waste
Never waste one. You never know how many you're going to get.
My morning boner never feels exciting. Its just oh its there and a little discomfort
Morning boners I can only last like 15 seconds
I am soo very bad at morning sex. Idk what it is. I think itās mental at this point. Shits so sticky and wet and I just absolutely lose all control. Fuck. I almost need to be beaten down by life for 8 hours before Iām ready to put in some serious work.
Thats right! Don't waste a piss boner, those fuckers can drive nails!
Morning boners do be slappin! Especially if your man can perform with it in the morning too, for some good olāmorning sex. My favorite!!
Morning sex and cuddles is far and above the best sex and cuddles.
How do you feel about morning breath though, and bed head?
"doesn't matter had sex"
Not at all concerned - My husband and I take care of ourselves and have great hygiene. We take showers and brush our teeth before bed. We both think each other is sexy āau naturelā in the morning. Plus, there typically isnāt a whole lot of making out during morning sex sessions, as our mouths are usually focused elsewhere š
Right who gives a fuck about morning breath and bed head lol no better way to start your day
Bed head sounds like a very fun way to start the day. Giving or receiving.
im 19 and never had morning boners, should I see a doctor? I never had problems to get a boner tho, it is always functional
Yeah should probably call the doctor and see if you can get a viagra script so you can wake up rock hard like the rest of us
nah no need, ur fine
Are you sure? Itās a standard occurrence during REM sleep, which is usually the cycle before you wake up. But it can go away pretty quickly once you are alert. Perhaps you just lose it quickly.
Extra testosterone left over from the cycle I think
I miss those.
I've heard exercise and diet and being in better shape in general helps a lot?
You can apply this to basically all of life
Itās literally so simple: exercise and healthy food, full nights rest, and eliminating stressors.
Erectile function is strongly correlated with cardiovascular health. Which is strongly correlated with diet and exercise.
If there was ever a good advertisement for proper diet and exercise.
Also to add, OP is probably discovering their kinks as well, those add to the full power of your boner š
Also when I have a bunch of caffeine my boners are weaker lol
Caffeine's a vasoconstrictor, that makes sense.
That explains a lot in my life then, unfortunately.
>You're going to have better boners if you're better hydrated. Food can play a factor too, Some foods I can say help: Strawberries, milk chocolate, watermelon, pomegranate, steak, asparagus, **fresh** crab Edit: read carefully that says milk chocolate not 'milk, chocolate'
How specifically do these foods help? Genuinely curious.
They probably don't. That guy just got extra horny for some reason not related to the food.
Specifically these foods donāt really help. The fruits and vegetables over a period of time can help with blood pressure and heart stuff. More fiber also helps with that. But milk chocolate? Possibly talking about the alleged aphrodisiac properties of chocolate but thatās unfounded and chocolate milk is just sugar and milk. Steak? Fat and protein which excess can lead to a cumulative build up of fat, which doesnāt help with sexy time. So yeah itās a bullshit list. But a healthy diet can help.
[Fermented Crabs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg-u8pSxI8M)
Man of culture, this one is.
I see you know your judo well!
Prawns. I swear. Eat a pint of garlic prawns and it gets insane
Think I'll pass bro thanks
Watermelons!
Testosterone levels also peak in the morning just after waking up
I love using my boners, but I am not a fan of morning sex and find morning boners more annoying. As an older gentleman, I don't get them as often, but even when I was younger I was never into morning sex.
Is it just me or do some of those 100% fully powered boners kinda hurt sometimes?
They do, but women love them
men get morning wood women get morning dew
Idk. I have an ex that no matter what we did, we could never get his morning wood off. So it just became a rule to not fuck with it. I thought all guys were like that for a long time and refused to fuck with morning wood. Turns out, not all guys are like that.
This is me as an older male. Im on cialis and I get diamond cutting morning wood but have a hard time orgasming with it and often lose it after getting started. My dicks hard but my body isnāt woken up yet and the physical activity kills the boner.
Itās very possible that it could get so hard that even a vagina hurts it.
You dont with the morning wood, the morning wood fucks (with) you
In mother russia you don't get boner. Boner gets you š·šŗš«”
Sometimes that shit just gets numb.
> women get morning dew I've been seeing this phrase more frequently recently but my mind keeps reading it as Mountain Dew and I get really confused.
This is so irrelevant to the previous comment. Are you just repeating it because you saw it in that other thread a couple days ago?
not just woman haha
yea, and good luck trying to pee in the toilet when that happens. you gotta do a hunchback maneuver
I prefer the hands on wall lean myself, get that nice 30-45 degree lean. Or if you got the space the plank.
Gotta work with that Michael Jackson lean
You gotta be perpendicular
Just gotta pee in the shower, my dude
I literally canāt do shit when Iām hard itās annoying as hell. Even the wall lean doesnāt work! Ive just got to wait in pain.
Safer just to sit
DO. NOT. SNEEZE!!
What happens if you sneeze? It just hurts or what?
Overpressureā¦feels like old buddy is about to pop. Hot dog in the microwave style.
your barrel has not been proofed to SAAMI standards. firing +P ammunition is not recommended.
Pop goes the weasel
Dudeā¦ itās not a fun time
"remember when you sneezed inside me? Well, Im pregnant"
They definitely can, but those are the best ones to just go feral with. I can't make love when I get those, just raging, animalistic rutting, then lovemaking after.
Not unless you ignore instead of nurture.
Those 100% boners got you thinking IāM HIM
Weird. Iāve NEVER had a boner hurt in my life and I would consider my boners super normal except every now and again I get monster boners where theyāre literally like rock hard and could break someoneās nose but never once had even a tinge of pain.
Think he probably meant ache, idt anyones actually in pain
I've had painful boners twice in my life. The skin hurt, like an over inflated balloon. My dick wasn't just a little harder than normal, it was longer and thicker too. I don't know what caused it, I haven't experienced it in over a decade, but it was definitely painful.
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Fuck yeah. The morning one where you literally have to grind it into the mattress
Hence the term throbbing cock
Specially at the circumcision seam
I wonder what percentage of men who experience these erections painfully are circumcised?
Rule #1: Cardio
I can achieve my fitness goals (looks wise) with just lifting and walking. Cardio is for boners and heart health.
The heart-on program
Walking is a type of cardio, maybe you mean high intensity cardio
Yep, I meant high intensity. Walking with the dog has become a habit I forget Iām doing cardio.
That's for high intensity boners
#2: Double Tap
3: ~~Beware of Bathrooms~~ Flex your leg muscles to divert blood flow from the penis, in order to reduce the tumescence of an erection
Leg day might as well be called cialis
Because they hit harder
Turboners.
A toffe hammer vs a diamond cutter.
Some are girl boners and some are pee pee boners.
Over the course of all my life I figured that, if I have a boner in the morning its not because im horny (usually) but more so that my body redirected the blood flow into my dick, so that it would help me not peeing, when I have to. Obviosuly not always and exclusively at night, subconsciously. Then when I wake up, my dick is hard like a motherfucker. Even super horny with a fully errect boner I would get it standing up like that and as soon as I went to pee it disappears super fast. At least thats my take on it.
I think it mostly has to do with the full bladder pressing into the sacral nerve as this article [explains](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-causes-morning-wood-or-morning-erections-3015089)
No, we actually evolved it to keep from rolling out of bed.
Like a pink fleshy motorbike kick stand
I want to not have read this.
If itās solely a pee boner can you still have sex and orgasm normally all while holding your pee?
Eh for me, every time I get super sleepy into that half-awake state, I get rock hard. Annoying if Iām falling asleep while riding a bus or metro. Also mornings that I get to sleep in, Iāll generally have a similar situation until Iām fully conscious. Only rarely get pee-ons these daysā¦ This morning had some pretty good sex when the missus climbed on top of me- up until the 4yo ran in the room asking for help wrapping a present for his lovey š«¤
Aye those peeners be rockin sometimes though
r/brandnewsentence
ya those morning boners are extra slappy
The only thing Iām learning from this subreddit lately is just how pisspoor sex education is everywhereā¦.
Everywhere? South of Canada, north of Mexico?
Mostly in that general region.
We should really come up with a name for it, tbf
Something that can unite everyone would be great.
here be snek
Ours was great. They spent an entire month on *Turgidity Levels and You!*
That, even accounting for the ones that are just posters selling content it seems like you're right.
As a Phd in bonerology I think there are two types of boners: First is the classic morning wood which is purely physiological and normal and then there is the hot chick raging boner full engorgement ready to launch to mars version.
PhD = Pretty Hard Dick
Blood flow bro
For me it depends on arousal. Do I just want to have sex. Or do I want to fuck this girl till we're both a sweaty mess lying on the floor gasping for breath and don't know our names.
I started taking Viagra, Cialis because it gave those super boners, even though I didn't have ED..it also made double and triple dips easier. 110% boner power for sure
My man. Iāve tried to tell people that taking viagra doesnāt mean thereās anything wrong. The first time I took a blue chew not even over exaggerating, I cracked my ex like 10 times that night. Woke up in the middle of my sleep to slide in and wake them up.
Hey let me ask does taking the performance enhancing pills lead to a reliance on them? Iām just scared if I start Iāll end up needing them for good
My bf got them. They do give super boners. They don't affect his boners when he doesn't take them. It's a different kinds hard. But they give him headaches so he can't take them regularly
He shouldn't be taking them at all if they're giving him headaches.
Why is that? I get headaches from it too and Iāve read thatās just a normal side effect many people experience.
So, broadly speaking and without going into a pharmacology lecture (of which I am not a subject matter expert), you should consult a physician before taking medication that alters your blood pressure. These medications work by dilating blood vessels, dropping bood pressure while increasing blood flow. Headaches are a normal side effect of some blood pressure medication (like nitroglycerin) and those medications need to be carefully monitored specifically because they are easy to overdose on. Depending on where the pills are from, they could have any number of ingredients. I've heard stories from my physician friends about people getting pretty fucked up from ED pills they bought online. Source- paramedic of 14 years.
He does get them from his doctor! Unfortunately his doctor said some people just get headaches from them. It's not harmful as the headache goes away once the med wears off. But yeah no I wouldn't recommend anyone buy them off online. Lol
This is also what my doctor told me. He said to drink lots of water and take a Tylenol if necessary.
Iām not a doctor and I donāt use them all the time. That was the first and last time I ever used them. I just say itās not a problem to take them because some men think thereās something wrong with you. But too much of anything is never a good thing
Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting over 4 hours š
Hahah it was like over the course of the night. I would go soft after I nut but then Iād keep getting rock hard again very shortly after. I love that shit
For boners lasting longer than 4 hours, call more ladies.
You cracked her eh? What a clod you are!
Great for BJs. After she's done brushing her teeth I'm ready for the double dip
Hahaha fuck yea
Did this and got the worst headache of my life
Drink more water
You're not wrong. As a physician, I can say with certainty some boners get filled with ball pee when you're super horny. Otherwise the regular boners are unleaded 87 or 89
Thanks doc
Nurse here, this checks out. We can trust this doctor.
Love these answers and observations. It's good to hear from guys who have had similar feelings. Lately, a 20 year friendship I've had with someone has gotten quite interesting because we started talking about boners as a part of one of our conversations about health in general. It's very liberating to be able to find out nuances related to sex and "equipment" when the topic is rarely out in the open and is never mentioned in any kind of sex education we were exposed to in school. Thanks, guys.
I remember after losing weight and putting on muscle the quality of my erections were insane. I felt like was a hormonal teen again. But now at 31 working a desk job, long commutes, busy schedule I know the quality isnāt the same however since resigning that job and taking care of myself I can feel a come back happening. I will say i messed around with jelqing(controversial I know) I was harder than I was in quite some time and it scared my gf š she didnāt understand why I was so hard
i love the vibes in these comments lol funny dudes
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amazing comment
My morning boner can cut diamond
Try Beetroot powder or some other type of āPump boosterā. When you get it up itāll be 110% every time
Thiss!!!! Nitride oxide, donāt get scared if you pee red lol
What did you just say....
Sorry I have problems, but if referring to peeing red, beet is red, if you drink a lot, pee is red and the red is pee, and pee from beet is red, beet pee is red, red pee from beet is also red from pee from beet. I hope you understand now, that peeing red when drinking beet itās from beet and the color is red. Conclusion: Pee becomes red if drinking too much red beet juice, but you donāt always pee red if drinking red.
My pee is red if I tug too hard
Talking about wiener drifting with nitrous oxide.
Testosterone levels are always much higher in the morning for the average male.
Oohhhh a real answer.Ā
Lots of factors. Some ppl have stated reasons so I won't reiterate them but one thing I've noticed is when my legs are open, my joint feels and looks like it's ready for battle. It happens other times, too but that's the most common time. Even my wife looks at it and goes "Holy shit!" When he's at attention like that. I think it's to do with better blood flow so I've begun stretching my inner thighs and gotten my legs more flexible simply because I like the "wow" factor it gets me. Fellas! Stretch! The ladies love it and your body will, too! That extra blood flow really helps!
I miss having a boner that would knock a buzzard out of the sky. My body canāt even give me dried out after rain worm
Sex is so more amazing when I have a Super Saiyan boner. Think itās just level of how aroused I am at the time
The Better Boner Bureau.
Hahaha this made me spit
I hate when I get a 100% boner when Iām laying down to fall asleep. Like jeez canāt get some peace š¤·š¼āāļø
I swear morning boneers must be natures way of saying ātime to get her pregnantā . Mines a rager and never fails to disappoint , Iām good for like 2 minutes first thing in the morning š thankfully thatās just in the morning tho.
Iād like to know the answer to this as well lol sometimes my partner has a regular one, sometimes itās like supercharged. I canāt figure out the difference. Iād like them to all be supercharged though š
Iāve always thought it had something to do with the urge of needing to pee and a boner mix together. Never really thought about it.
IDK, but I remember those teenage hard-ons. Like no reason, 5min before the bell in class, and I'm doing Kegles and talking my dick down like it's a guy about to jump off a ledge.š®āšØ
High blood pressure can affect your erection. Trust me. Iām a Reddit user.
These casual boners are annoying, wife shut down the fun factory when she hit 65. The usual way to resolve this issue? I have carpel tunnel syndrome in both wrists.
I fully read this as "boomers" and I took it to mean like, people who just belong to a certain generation versus Karen's Asking For The Manager, and was blindsided by the sexual comment responses lmfao
Ahhhh... The big purple throbber.)) Been awhile since I've seen it. ))
I had to warn my Ex GF that even tho I have a fantasy of being woken up with a BJ, I told her not to cuz 9/10 times I have morning wood cuz I gotta rock a piss and I'd imagine some morning glory would result in daily sheet changes and piss scented hair.
Boners are like coughs. Sometimes you canāt help it. Sometimes itās an extreme cough. Other times itās not. Sometimes you can cough on command.
Hahahahhahhahaha dang I never realized it but this is true and idk why either
It's okay. Enjoy when it lasts. It's going to be gone faster than you expect
IDK lemme put it in my mouth to check
There's different levels of boners, different levels of excitement, different levels of climax...
Guys on here will be like I wish I would stop getting random boners!!! Iām like dude when you get older youāll see how much of an idiot you were.
Took a cialis before bed with a half gallon of water, drove a golf ball 400 yards with my boner in the morning. 10/10 wood recommend.
āJust your friendly neighborhood boner!ā
Some are just practice ones up to baby making ones
My guess is the term "I nailed her" came about because some boners are so hard you could pound a nail with it.
horomone changes
Depends how turned on you are
Guess they have their good days and great days!
Fr dude. It feels like itās gonna pop off like a bottle rocket.
Sometimes they crit.
How bout them wake up in the morning really gotta pee boners
miss those 100 percent boners, best thing in the world, could hang a towel on it, how do i get back to that teenage, early 20s stage again, hitting 40 sucks