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rsziz

DAE Cagematch was never any good?


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Damn bots have infiltrated the sacred Cagematch.net


Fusionman29

They’ve argued that before when cagematch likes wwe. Then a bunch of votes suddenly vote ten for the next AEW show


disorientaled

Who would pay for something so wildly expensive


Squiliam-Tortaleni

“A second fed bot has hit Cagematch”


thesecondcomingtojo

KSI in a prime bottle costume > Supercard of Honour


Brian_Stryker

Ksi took that frog splash like a champ. Logan’s 210 and he DROVE that into him on the splash.


TheAmericanIrishman

Logan didn't do any flips, didn't look convincing at all. Oh, you're saying it was a shoot frog splash from 20 feet through a table? Well. Shut up fed shill.


WeakPublic

Prime bottle VS. Cinnamon Toast Crunch luchador will be tonight’s real main event


just_another_jabroni

Vikkstar>>Orange Cassidy


RezaMaulana98

My man did what was thought to be impossible and scored an open play goal last year, so the sky's the limit for Vikkstar


[deleted]

Just wait! They’ll fuck up night two! And if they don’t fuck up night two they’ll fuck up Raw after Mania! And if they don’t fuck up Raw after Mania, they’ll sell to the Saudis! Checkmate fed shills!


Hexcellion

Then Cody will finally go back to where he belongs: the midcard and 24/7 title scene as Stardust!


halfdecenttakes

I had a beautiful interaction yesterday when I mentioned to an old classmate I was going to watch Wrestlemania with my kids. He asked what the main event was and when I told him he made a face at me and said "is he still doing the whole.. stardust thing?" lol apparently Cody is right that that left a mark.


NozokiAlec

The only thing I'd be kind of annoyed about is Asuka still not winning I get if she does cause Bianca is super popular and one of the new company faces but man I just want Asuka to have a mania win


satanicgino

They keep moving the goalpost of hating


ironfly187

*Call 911, but not for me!* Paula Laveck


Whiston1993

Dub fans’ 9/11


kaneso14

It's down to below 8.9 now, the gatekeeping Dubbalo smarks are starting to wake up and log on.


clutcher_of_pearls

Check out the 3.0 and 4.0 rating writeups by the neckbeards who were *offended* by such things as "super kick spam" in the main event and "blatant corporate sponsorship".


zeratulo

Super kick spam?! Have they watched a Young Cucks match?!


Vin_Decatur

Literally the only thing from the night that I'd even think to complain about is TurboTax, the Cinnamoji stuff was at least funny. TurboTax stole money from me for YEARS before I finally switched to an actual "free" tax filing service so I kinda rolled my eyes seeing their lame ass logo plastered on a replay. Even with the TurboTax point deduction night 1 was pretty epic.


L3ghair

Charging people who don't own businesses to do their taxes should be illegal, honestly.


crcovar

Making people who don’t own business have to do their own tax returns is the real problem.


L3ghair

Agreed.


unhallowed90

Shazam sponsorship is ok tho.


unhallowed90

All the British people who watch the day after logged on.


Fusionman29

Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?


Teeboid

And there goes the weird Cagematch excuse they've been using lately. Ha.


Shotintoawork

LOL! Imagine thinking cagematch review scores mean anything! LMAO! *Furiously erases post history*


TheAmericanIrishman

Laveck has no business putting on a card that good with that much production value. 4 great matches. 1 very good match. 1 match that was as good as any match featuring an old legend who works twice a year has any right to be. 1 bad match. 1 match that doesn't count.


Moohamin12

Which one was bad? Women's triple?


Aidanator800

I'd assume so, but I would definitely put Cena vs. Theory as worse than the Women's Trios Tag.


[deleted]

Imagine if Supercard of Honor is better then both days of Wrestlemania though


Smike784

The Dub fans get extra insecure around Mania time. They realize they are much closer to being competition for impact than WWE.


XUteen

BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER


aWeebLawyer

Didn't know Bret Fart uses Cagematch. 4/10 lol


NuNem

Traitors all of em


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halfdecenttakes

lol what? That's a basement trait first of all. We don't do that here. Secondly, what is salty about this? It's a crack about Tony preaching Cage match ratings. It's a joke. We are all literally just fans who clown around about wrestling. Don't be weird about it.


Shotintoawork

>It's a joke. We are all literally just fans who clown around about wrestling. Don't be weird about it. It's always funny when someone stops by here and completely misses the joke and thinks we actually give a shit about this stuff.


halfdecenttakes

For real lol. Who is out here legitimately worrying about cagematch ratings for an ROH show compared to WRESTLEMANIA? The parody should be abundantly clear.


LGAMER3412

Oh what a maneuver.


BSumner52

I can’t wait til the guy who runs the site has to go on Twitter and “I don’t know why it’s that high” to calm core the user base down