Logan didn't do any flips, didn't look convincing at all.
Oh, you're saying it was a shoot frog splash from 20 feet through a table? Well. Shut up fed shill.
Just wait! They’ll fuck up night two! And if they don’t fuck up night two they’ll fuck up Raw after Mania! And if they don’t fuck up Raw after Mania, they’ll sell to the Saudis! Checkmate fed shills!
I had a beautiful interaction yesterday when I mentioned to an old classmate I was going to watch Wrestlemania with my kids.
He asked what the main event was and when I told him he made a face at me and said "is he still doing the whole.. stardust thing?"
lol apparently Cody is right that that left a mark.
The only thing I'd be kind of annoyed about is Asuka still not winning
I get if she does cause Bianca is super popular and one of the new company faces but man I just want Asuka to have a mania win
Check out the 3.0 and 4.0 rating writeups by the neckbeards who were *offended* by such things as "super kick spam" in the main event and "blatant corporate sponsorship".
Literally the only thing from the night that I'd even think to complain about is TurboTax, the Cinnamoji stuff was at least funny. TurboTax stole money from me for YEARS before I finally switched to an actual "free" tax filing service so I kinda rolled my eyes seeing their lame ass logo plastered on a replay. Even with the TurboTax point deduction night 1 was pretty epic.
Laveck has no business putting on a card that good with that much production value.
4 great matches.
1 very good match.
1 match that was as good as any match featuring an old legend who works twice a year has any right to be.
1 bad match.
1 match that doesn't count.
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lol what?
That's a basement trait first of all. We don't do that here.
Secondly, what is salty about this? It's a crack about Tony preaching Cage match ratings. It's a joke. We are all literally just fans who clown around about wrestling. Don't be weird about it.
>It's a joke. We are all literally just fans who clown around about wrestling. Don't be weird about it.
It's always funny when someone stops by here and completely misses the joke and thinks we actually give a shit about this stuff.
For real lol.
Who is out here legitimately worrying about cagematch ratings for an ROH show compared to WRESTLEMANIA? The parody should be abundantly clear.
DAE Cagematch was never any good?
Damn bots have infiltrated the sacred Cagematch.net
They’ve argued that before when cagematch likes wwe. Then a bunch of votes suddenly vote ten for the next AEW show
Who would pay for something so wildly expensive
“A second fed bot has hit Cagematch”
KSI in a prime bottle costume > Supercard of Honour
Ksi took that frog splash like a champ. Logan’s 210 and he DROVE that into him on the splash.
Logan didn't do any flips, didn't look convincing at all. Oh, you're saying it was a shoot frog splash from 20 feet through a table? Well. Shut up fed shill.
Prime bottle VS. Cinnamon Toast Crunch luchador will be tonight’s real main event
Vikkstar>>Orange Cassidy
My man did what was thought to be impossible and scored an open play goal last year, so the sky's the limit for Vikkstar
Just wait! They’ll fuck up night two! And if they don’t fuck up night two they’ll fuck up Raw after Mania! And if they don’t fuck up Raw after Mania, they’ll sell to the Saudis! Checkmate fed shills!
Then Cody will finally go back to where he belongs: the midcard and 24/7 title scene as Stardust!
I had a beautiful interaction yesterday when I mentioned to an old classmate I was going to watch Wrestlemania with my kids. He asked what the main event was and when I told him he made a face at me and said "is he still doing the whole.. stardust thing?" lol apparently Cody is right that that left a mark.
The only thing I'd be kind of annoyed about is Asuka still not winning I get if she does cause Bianca is super popular and one of the new company faces but man I just want Asuka to have a mania win
They keep moving the goalpost of hating
*Call 911, but not for me!* Paula Laveck
Dub fans’ 9/11
It's down to below 8.9 now, the gatekeeping Dubbalo smarks are starting to wake up and log on.
Check out the 3.0 and 4.0 rating writeups by the neckbeards who were *offended* by such things as "super kick spam" in the main event and "blatant corporate sponsorship".
Super kick spam?! Have they watched a Young Cucks match?!
Literally the only thing from the night that I'd even think to complain about is TurboTax, the Cinnamoji stuff was at least funny. TurboTax stole money from me for YEARS before I finally switched to an actual "free" tax filing service so I kinda rolled my eyes seeing their lame ass logo plastered on a replay. Even with the TurboTax point deduction night 1 was pretty epic.
Charging people who don't own businesses to do their taxes should be illegal, honestly.
Making people who don’t own business have to do their own tax returns is the real problem.
Agreed.
Shazam sponsorship is ok tho.
All the British people who watch the day after logged on.
Who would pay for such a wildly expensive thing?
And there goes the weird Cagematch excuse they've been using lately. Ha.
LOL! Imagine thinking cagematch review scores mean anything! LMAO! *Furiously erases post history*
Laveck has no business putting on a card that good with that much production value. 4 great matches. 1 very good match. 1 match that was as good as any match featuring an old legend who works twice a year has any right to be. 1 bad match. 1 match that doesn't count.
Which one was bad? Women's triple?
I'd assume so, but I would definitely put Cena vs. Theory as worse than the Women's Trios Tag.
Imagine if Supercard of Honor is better then both days of Wrestlemania though
The Dub fans get extra insecure around Mania time. They realize they are much closer to being competition for impact than WWE.
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Didn't know Bret Fart uses Cagematch. 4/10 lol
Traitors all of em
[удалено]
lol what? That's a basement trait first of all. We don't do that here. Secondly, what is salty about this? It's a crack about Tony preaching Cage match ratings. It's a joke. We are all literally just fans who clown around about wrestling. Don't be weird about it.
>It's a joke. We are all literally just fans who clown around about wrestling. Don't be weird about it. It's always funny when someone stops by here and completely misses the joke and thinks we actually give a shit about this stuff.
For real lol. Who is out here legitimately worrying about cagematch ratings for an ROH show compared to WRESTLEMANIA? The parody should be abundantly clear.
Oh what a maneuver.
I can’t wait til the guy who runs the site has to go on Twitter and “I don’t know why it’s that high” to calm core the user base down