I got intrigued and with the help of the comment from u/IverinAduelen I found "A Chuff Like A Wizard's Sleeve" by Lucrezia\_Borgia on the Ashwinder
[http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/user.php?sid=11273&logintext=This%20story%20contains%20adult%20content%20and/or%20themes.%20Please%20log%20in%20or%20register%20to%20access%20it.&intent=read](http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/user.php?sid=11273&logintext=This%20story%20contains%20adult%20content%20and/or%20themes.%20Please%20log%20in%20or%20register%20to%20access%20it.&intent=read)
But I don't have an account there so can't verify
May Circe forgive me; I've read this one. Way back in the day. I believe it was called "Like a wizard's sleeve"? But I've no idea where I read it.
I got intrigued and with the help of the comment from u/IverinAduelen I found "A Chuff Like A Wizard's Sleeve" by Lucrezia\_Borgia on the Ashwinder [http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/user.php?sid=11273&logintext=This%20story%20contains%20adult%20content%20and/or%20themes.%20Please%20log%20in%20or%20register%20to%20access%20it.&intent=read](http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/user.php?sid=11273&logintext=This%20story%20contains%20adult%20content%20and/or%20themes.%20Please%20log%20in%20or%20register%20to%20access%20it.&intent=read) But I don't have an account there so can't verify
Thatβs it!! π itβs just as hilarious as I remembered! Thank you both for the help!
I made the mistake of looking at this on my lunch break and literally sprayed coffee across the staff room at work πππ