Looking for a fic, it was 100% PWP and crack and I read it probably between 2006-2010 on petulant poetess.
From what I remember: Hermione really wanted to sleep with Snape, the problem was that he was so… well endowed that he couldn’t fit in anyone? Or he hated the friction?
Idk Hermione makes a list of all the men in Hogwarts and ranks them by the size of their 🍆 to work her way up to being able to accommodate Snape.
I tried asking on my fave FB group but the only lead that I got was for MissFigg’s stories and unless it’s a story of hers that was deleted, I don’t think that’s it.
Help please :(
By - Keres-91