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ShikyaTheNinja

Yes, you did. And you defended the lie. Some scallops reproduce asexually but not all. They do so by releasing eggs and sperm into the water column. Shucking their shells in the ocean/sea only does 2 things. Disposes the shell / organs and puts more calcium carbonate in the water. When you take the shell apart like that and harvest the muscle that closes the shell, you effectively kill the creature. It's like if I chopped off your limbs and chucked you in the ocean, sure you still have your reproductive organs on ya, but how long will you last ?


Tumor-of-Humor

Technically that is called Spawning and its not asexual. Asexual reproduction only occurs when only one creature is needed. Usually via Parthenogenesis, budding, or mitosis. Its really rare among vertebrates and uncommon among things larger than plankton. Since Clams require an egg producer and a sperm producer it is sexual reproduction. Two parenting creatures.


Jace_Te_Ace

There ain't no creature getting turfed back into the ocean. Just two empty shell halves. The muscle is the scallop.


Timely-Huckleberry73

The shells aren’t empty, most of the creature is in the shell, the scallop is the thing that connects the creature to the shell. Like the little white cylinder you see attached a mussel shell after you eat the mussel.


CredibleCranberry

Nah the white part is just the adductor muscle. If you've ever eaten scallop with the orange part too, that's the gonad. The rest was thrown back.


Jace_Te_Ace

Professional scalloper here. Wanna run that by me again? nothing is thrown back.


some1saveusnow

I’m confused, you can see something in the shell he’s throwing back


Hiondrugz

Seems like a lot of the lies that get told by certain industries. "We are actually helping them by killing millions of them a year, we are stewards pf the environment" "The forest is safer because it's been logged and replanted" Then people will all say how they replanted the forest all I good. Meanwhile it's one or two tree species, none of the other vegetation, and they basically are dead forrests with little life or ecosystem. Kinda surprised they toss the shells, but then again it's probably cheaper to dispose of them that way than having to take up space to sell for stuff like pool clarifier.


Lolwhatisfire

So what’s damaging about that? I assume the dredge irritates and displaces other life in the area? At least the scallops get repopulated, I guess?


Revelling_in_rebel

Yes, the life that is being displaced could take decades to grow back, if not longer.


LLminibean

As someone else proved above that is absolutely incorrect


Gypsy_Street_Kings

Also what does that have to do with pitching the knife out when your mind wanders. Why is it a response to a completely unrelated comment? E: Because they're a bot, copied comment from 6 years ago


Revelling_in_rebel

I dont know if this is true


-grc1-

Do the research and come share. I'll be here.


Revelling_in_rebel

Ok, thanks for the research prompt! This is from NOAA's Fisheries page on Atlantic Sea Scallops: Sea scallops can live up to 20 years. They grow quickly for the first few years of their life. The largest scallop ever reported was about 9 inches in shell height, but they typically don’t grow larger than 6 inches. Sea scallops can reproduce by age 2, but don’t produce many eggs or sperm until they are about 4 years old. They are very fertile—a female sea scallop can produce hundreds of millions of eggs per year. For this reason, scallops may respond more rapidly to management actions than species that reproduce slowly and in small numbers. Sea scallops usually spawn in late summer or early fall. They also may spawn in the spring, especially in the Mid-Atlantic Bight. After hatching, scallop larvae remain in the water column for 4 to 6 weeks before settling on the ocean floor. Sea scallops feed by filtering phytoplankton or other small organisms out of the water column, which can actually help to improve water quality by removing suspended materials. Many kinds of pelagic fish and invertebrates eat scallop larvae. Cod, wolffish, eel pout, flounder, crabs, lobster, sea turtles, and sea stars feed on juvenile and adult scallops. Using its adductor muscle to snap its top and bottom shells open and shut, a sea scallop can propel itself through the water. This helps them escape predators, such as sea stars, that other bivalves like mussels, clams, and oysters can’t avoid. Conclusion: they do not grow on their parent's shell.


Dastardly_Dandy

Thank you for the share 👍


algernon_moncrief

Best reddit comment 🏆


Revelling_in_rebel

Aw, thanks. It was mostly copy pasta lol


ExtraSpicyMayonnaise

The oyster boats right down the street from me collect the shells and they toss them back en masse to seed their new oysters. It’s one way they protect the fishery; the larval oysters require the shells of old oysters to grow. I don’t know the exact mechanics but I imagine most bivalves function in this way.


MarsRocks97

The mechanics is that the dissolved calcium in the water is needed to grow the shells.


AnonymousBrotheren

Accidentally stab myself lol


oojacoboo

Pretty sure those gloves and arm bands are cut resistant.


AnonymousBrotheren

Still don’t think it’d hurt though?


happybeard92

Reminds me of that Edith Finch game where that one guy works at some fish business and slowly retreats into escapism to deal with his depressing, monotonous job.


SharminUllah

I wanted to forget that, it's not just the fish head he decapitates in the end :'(


snuzet

Or jab your palm with it


real_hungarian

>seafood-related repetitive and boring menial labor > >mind wandering ​ is that a motherfucking Lewis Finch from W*hat Remains of Edith Finch* reference????????


NotARealWombat

Hahahaha


theaviationhistorian

You're surprised & horrified to see a scallop shell in your hand instead. I definitely would've yeeted the knife or cut myself as soon as my mind distracts itself.


Suspicious_Bear6937

Along with my severed thumb.....


Emotional-Base-5988

Me slicing my hand in half and tossing it in the bucket before the pain even hits


Gangreless

This guy shucks


PokeT3ch

Missed opportunity on OPs part.


kazumisakamoto

Isn't OP making the same joke but just more subtle?


syiduk

Aww shucks


ttambm

Damnit….accept my upvote.


LurkHartog

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhoea? A: One shucks between fits and the other...


NotsobraveSirRobin

Oh..my...god...I'm simultaneously horrified and impressed.


Ivy_Thornsplitter

Came here to say this but since you have here is my upvote


Pinchoccio

This guy this guys ^


Gangreless

/r/thisguythisguys


chhayabhatia

This guy chucks


DizzySkunkApe

Terrible?


SpacemanIsBack

probably meant terrific (in french we use "terrible" literally for "terrible", and figuratively to mean "terrific")


Putin_inyoFace

Sick


AlmightyDarkseid

Terrible


Halfwayhouserules33

Baaaad


snallen_182

That’s allllll bad


DMYourMomsMaidenName

OP is probably a bot. All of their activity is in the last two days.


id_o

And it’s designed to make these mistakes for engagement.


elhaz316

That's terrible.


SomeLatteCappaThing

And when something is not that good, "pas terrible" (not terrible) is used. Va comprendre!


distractmybrain

And for some reason 'not terrible' (pas terrible) means pretty terrible.


ItsKrakenmeuptoo

But this is the English language not French


Popcorn57252

Ah, it sounds like it's akin to how English will (or at least used to) sometimes say, "That's terribly (cool, interesting, cute, ect.)"


KingMob98

A scallop made that comment.


LLminibean

They could be commenting on the amount of scallops they're fishing .. and the destructiveness of it ..??


JesseVykar

ESL


Dewch

Idk but is scallop really an only part you can get out of it?


ubiquitous-joe

Trying to decode that part made this post not satisfying.


A_lot_of_arachnids

OP is a bot. Probably replaced a word from the last time it was posted to get past filters.


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Damn he's good, but I hope he doesn't get carpal syndrome. This profession is notorious for... ...injuring mussels!


itsgucci060

🥁 🥁


WalkslowBigstick

🐍


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snuzet

Mother shucker


MokinBigDoinks

Youuu muddaafugga youuu!!!


celtbygod

Mutha Shucker !


Dm-Rycon

Can we just get the daily awards back. Take mine in spirit 🏆


cheesemangee

Fuck yeah that's a good pun.


Illustrious-Value-24

Those aren't "mussels", they are "st. Jacobs scallops" or "Coquilles de St. Jacques"


jjshacks13

Carpal tunnel syndrome and isn't a muscle injury it's nerve pressure.


RepresentativeNo4493

Indeed, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS) primarily involves nerve compression rather than direct muscle injury. However, it's essential to note that the thenar eminence, the fleshy part of the palm at the base of the thumb, houses muscles like the abductor pollicis brevis and opponens pollicis. These muscles are under the control of the median nerve, which is the nerve commonly affected in CTS. As CTS progresses, the compression on the median nerve can lead to weakness and atrophy of these muscles. This means that the muscles in the thenar eminence can become less strong and may shrink over time. This indirect effect on muscle function contributes to the sensory and motor deficits observed in later stages of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. So, while CTS may not be a muscle injury per se, its impact on the muscles, particularly those in the thenar eminence, can become evident in advanced stages of the condition.


Aristothang

Not to mention these are oysters, not mussels...


christian_kale

counterpoint: your mother


celtbygod

Great


TigerJoel

HEY!!!! Don't remind me :(


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RevivedNecromancer

the only bivalve I can stand the taste of


Sad-Chemical-2812

Dad?!


Striking_Ad_9351

Thank you my friend.


Pseudonova

Yeah, but you can make some decent clams.


Low-Persimmon4870

AHHHH HAA


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Dad?


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Fruitmaniac42

Sounds like something a scallop would say


Vast_Trick4642

Shuck Norris


Flannel_Man_

Jean Claude Van Clam


Navy_Elise

One of these "I watch way too long, before i noticed it plays in loop" Comments


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10MirrororriM01

Video is in reverse. He’s a propagator not a harvester!!!


leedim

u/gifreversingbot


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The-red-Dane

He IS a propagator though, baby ~~mussels~~ scallops grow on the shells, so tossing them out helps propagate the species.


PrestonToney

Not sure how he is terrible


Schvillitz

I am guessing it's a play on the obvious pun title "This guy shucks". This guy shucks > This guy sucks > This guy is terrible.


chatterwrack

Aw shucks


FunGoolAGotz

used to work on a scallop boat...shucked scallops as big as a hamburger and would just eat them raw.


BidenEmails

How are they harvested? Nets?


FunGoolAGotz

drag nets along the ocean floor


LaDreadPirateRoberta

I was worried you were going to say that! Such a shame.


savingplaces

Don’t eat scallops that aren’t farmed. Catching them wild involves tearing up the seabed with a huge plank of wood destroying everything in its path.


Turbulent_Mix_2880

It's like I was born for this job! Knife goes in guts come out, knife goes in guts come out


badjetwash

I think I might've thrown the bucket and probably my apron through that window by now?


A_lot_of_arachnids

OP is a bot that obviously reposted this with a title that doesn't even fit.


Tierynege

Well, shucks.


Lifeless_Rags

headline says this guy is terrible, but he's just doing a job, and from what i can tell, very well practiced. even if you're morally opposed to skinning meat out from shellfish, you can't deny that this guy has a very practiced and competent level of skill at what he's doing


TheRealSenpa1

Knife goes in, guts come out.


PaulterJ

GWAR wrote a song about this


no_name_yo_name

This guy scallops


tochiayako

Flicka’ da rist babee


calsnowskier

What’s horrible about this? That he isn’t prepping tofu instead?


Cluedude

Free bra sale for mermaids!


vvMario

Looks like he’s pretty damn good at it to me


Justkeepswatchin

My das got a massive scar on his hand where he sent a knife through it shucking scallops like this. Shit takes real skill props to this lad proper pro.


Nefersmom

“This is what happens when you don’t prepare for a career!” my father


bryan_pieces

Nice clean work area there


Madworld444

Cut proof gloves. 🧤 this reminds me of working at a 3m plant and making those filters for some sort of respiratory mask. Just the same thing over and over, for 12 hours.


Illustrious-Ice6336

Next time I buy these and cook them I will think of this poor son of a bitch’s aching back.


New_L13

I would’ve fallen out that port hole


Striking_Reach5920

I pray he gets treatment for his dystonia that’s going to develop in his hands


TungstenElement9

Why’s he terrible??


Trick-Butterfly5386

Thumbs up to this guy, I can’t imagine having to sit there and endlessly shuck scallops. They smell terrible too.


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Should keep the shells for ashtrays or a soap dish


CmdrSelfEvident

I should call her


Dabasacka43

How is he terrible?


rocket_beer

Just so everyone knows, these are still alive… I know I know……. But think about it


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potential_wasted

Do you really not know he’s on a fishing boat?


EC_squared

Video is sped up... Look at the way his hair moves.


snowdn

Imagining what he could do with my lil meat.


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SofaKing2022

These are scallops


IWipeWithFocaccia

What a hygienic environment


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You mean the ocean?


Willamina_

Why do I feel like a robot will be doing this job sooner than later


Valuable_General9049

Shucks


JAOC_7

surprised they get rid of so many of the shells, they could sell them to gift shops


Indyfanforthesb

But a shucker you met once, who’s good at shucking…


TRIC4pitator

Nooooo , all that mollusk meat


ScoopsLongpeter

Down to shuck


doesnothingtohirt

The walrus and the carpenter.


readditredditread

This looks extremely painful!!😓


FuttBucker3K

I’ve heard this is necessary to promote reproduction 😉


lilgee0926

$34. a pound in Manhattan


firstclash

reminds me of the movie burnt with bradly cooper


mcstatics

Sea shells!!!!


agentaltf4

What a muthershucker


Critical_Potential44

Knife goes in, guts come out


Burgalveist_

Knife goes in, guts come out.


Derfargin

Ugh repetitive jobs. Plus, I’m sure it stinks and he’s bored AF.


kazz9201

I can smell that gif.


w1d0wjack

Nomnomnom


Different_Ad9336

Scallops are one of the sea creature I do not consume because it takes them nearly 2 years to reproduce meaning even if they are slightly sustainable, you’re still robbing the ocean of a very important creature. It would be like taking away flies from above water environments. They feed off of microorganisms and other tiny ocean particles and actually act as a filter to improve water quality. They aren’t that flavorful unless you season the heck out of them and or drown them in butter and salt etc.


skidf82

He's throwing out so many ashtrays


bludvic_the_cruel

He's making a line of shells for Dory to follow.


Heavy_Perspective792

This guys in full robot mode.


StopCountingLikes

This guy is shucking and jiving all over the place!


lolli91

Jessie Duke?


Existing_Guest_181

I wonder how many times and how bad he cut his hands before getting to this level of dexterity.


grunkfist

Aww shucks


HealthyAd9369

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman and a hooker with dysentery?


skinnergy

One shucks between fits...


ScallionCapable9505

Awesome. He could probably destroy a whole ecosystem in 1minute43seconds if you let him


multicoloredherring

Terribly good at his job?


Poppa_Mo

This guy shucks.


_georgercarder

Sanddollars hate him.


bas1cred

Why does he chuck one half out the port hole and the other in? Can someone explain?


YouStas91

Knife goes in, guts come out


Zeestars

But the roe! Seriously the best bit :(


-RicFlair

That is crazy impressive


WaySheGoesBub

Fucking god damned bots.


corteasy42

A terrible-y good schucker!


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Souper_meal

You’re terrible.


Rjmars1958

Obviously there's not many fishermen here.


Immehaha

Why don't the bitch that's watching get going!!


InevitableGoose1375

Why is he terrible


mustyoureally

If this guy is terrible, I was to see what good is


BrutallyOptimistic

Hey man this is cool but imagine your flex is “I can shuck scallops reeeeeally efficiently”