What on earth? Dude seems lonely as fuck. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Maybe he should stop making enemies. Maybe he should learn respect. Maybe he should check his ego at the door.

It’s probably someone he talks to once a year.

Probably. That old school mate he took the pic with not long ago.

“What on earth” was my first thought. Lol

😂😂

I’m kind of confused by this post. Is he saying the girl is his one friend? Or what? lol

No. He’s just bragging that when he was in tenth grade he met someone famous and he got an autograph. You know, stuff everyone wants to know.

What does his 1 friend have to do with the story about getting an autograph though? lol

That’s eScott math for ya.. lol!

Lol maybe!

Didn't WAS my cheek.... 😅😅😅

Hahaha that’s the best part. 😂😂


Still doesn’t look like he wases anything.

🤣🤣🤣


SMRT


💯

He lives way back in the past because he has no life.

He has no future either lol

What, is he unpacking old boxes of crap and finding memorabilia that he hopes his fans will think is cool? His content is definitely getting better. Look at me! Even in grade 10 I was meant to be one of them!!! Sounds like he’s had a few at home and is talking to the dog about his glory days. He should have saved this golden nugget for his book. You know, the chapter about all the celebs he has met.

oh wow i really hope his book is full of riveting stories like this one. NYT best seller list here he comes!

Yes, if this is the kind of "stories" he has for his book... It's gonna be the most boring thing ever written. Also I can't imagine trying to edit it lol

Maybe his 2nd to last friend kicked him out of his apartment

No surprise. He was a creep back then.

This guy has some severe mental problems as well as being in the middle of a mid-life crisis. What a mess!

Having a hard time realizing that he is old and has nothing to show for it. Should have thought of that many years ago.

I think I could be swayed into reading this book he’s writing to see how many grammatical and spelling errors he made. 😊

I couldn't partake because I'm in recovery, but a fun little game could be take a shot for every spelling and grammar mistake he makes. Y'all would be like Snookie; obliterated. 

Hey, Just sending you positivity and peace on your recovery. Good job, keep it up🙂.

That is so sweet, thank you very much. 💞

We'd be dead!

🤣🤣🤣

I found a drink recipe using Fireball that actually looks really good. 😂

Hahahaha

Maybe he should have gone to the Panthers game and be happy. Go Panthers!! Lol 😆 I know I will get chit on for this.

Canucks fan here... Go Panthers! F The Oilers! 🤣

He'd be that asshole who gets knocked out for being an antagonistic, obnoxious prick lol

Sorry, mods! 😊 I wasn't directly calling Scott names, there always seems to be a fan at hockey games who acts like a dick and gets in a fight with the opposing team's fans. He would likely be THAT guy lol.

Huge hockey fan here, but I must say that we very rarely have those kind of problems with fans behaving badly in Sweden anymore. 😃 ❤🥅🏒

I'm in Canada. Lol. Cheers, fellow hockey fan! Go Petey! 💚💙

Be respectful - no name calling. Feel free to re-post without the name-calling.

More crap content.

Who cares!!

and Margo went on to marry a very successful man. Not Scott Wern. LOL..

In 10th grade he didn’t wash his cheek for two weeks? Like didn’t shower? What else wasn’t washed? 🤢

He's seeing how receptive people will be to the corny ass lies in his upcoming "autobiography". Baaaarf

Maybe realize just because you meet people and socialize with them doesn't mean your friends

I wonder if this means that he has no 90df friends either. He blew through them really fast.