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AidBaid

"They aren't being pro-israel! What do we do?!" "Uh...CALL THEM VIRGINS!" - this guy, probably


meatbeater558

This was bound to happen when calling them antisemitic didn't work. Now we run through the list of other words and phrases that people don't like being labeled. We'll start with no bitches and if that doesn't work we might have to bust out ol' reliable: calling them cringe. 


ASocialistAbroad

Meanwhile, this guy tries to pretend that the incel crowd isn't overwhelmingly right wing.


Lord-Filip

Go far enough right and they'll be against Israel too. Not for benevolent reasons. But they'll be against Israel


ASocialistAbroad

The difference is that the pro-Palestine movement is overwhelmingly left-wing. And the far right generally does not like Palestine.


Parking_Project3240

Far right antisemites do not actually care about the Palestinian cause, and the leftists who are running the solidarity encampments have universally managed to keep them out


Fake_DM

Indeed, but I don't think they're trying to imply that. Only that there is also plenty of right wingers who are against Israel (again, not for reasons of solidarity)


Parking_Project3240

Of course, but I found it important to mention as the solidarity encampment is the subject of the post


bessierexiv

Well being called a virgin isn’t that bad actually, so erm idk what he tried to gain from this lol


ProfreshionalOcto

Kind of reminds me of that one video Jhett made “I haven’t lost my virginity, because I NEVER LOSE! See you later, sex-haver!”


Eastern_Evidence1069

Hah, you tankie virgins! We fukx!


BenShapiroRapeExodus

Casual sex/sex addiction is so important to the neoliberal ideology that they can only rationalize other worldviews as “they’re just mad because they can’t get laid”


Parking_Project3240

In my experience, neoliberals/Zionists are either sex addict frat bros who basically admit to sexual assault in casual conversation or “uhm ackshually” turbovirgins with no in between


bustamorb

Theyll just start calling them incels in a couple weeks


Space2999

Well I remember we Bernie bros only went to rallies to hook up. I guess that’s what he means…?


Kaizodacoit

Man, I went to plenty of Bernie rallies, and here I am still single and lonely....


nagidon

Fortunately you did not feel the Bern (of a rash in your nethers)


marqoose

Probably because you don't know the secret words "Do you want to go do dialectical materialism in my camry?"


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bjeebus

Ideological Camry...


GrizzlyPeak73

Shoulda gone to the Elizabeth Warren rallies instead.


sirgamestop

I remember that too, the funny part was somehow all these Bernie Bros were straight white men going to rallies to hook up with women, while the media also insisted there were no women at Bernie rallies (which wasn't true, IIRC he had the highest or second highest percentage of women for most of the 2020 primary polling)


huggiesdsc

Ngl I did get laid from telling someone I went canvassing for Bernie. That counts as praxis on their part and it was pretty radical


QengHoPeddler

Tacit acknowledgement zoomers find Zionism repulsive in a partner


Parking_Project3240

Being antizionist indicates a basic level of critical thinking, empathy, and ability to analyze conflicts logically, which are all imperative in a relationship.


Zealousideal-Bug1887

I confess, I channeled my intense desire for the gyatt into energy for protesting against an ongoing genocide. Someone got paid to write this. Jon Levine, this is what your life has led to.


meatbeater558

I used to believe in a Free Palestine, but then I got laid. Thank god for sex because I can't believe my virgin ass used to support human rights and equality. Yuck. 


[deleted]

"I had sex in college. So much sex. As a matter of fact I don't even remember doing the classwork. Or paying for college. I wonder how I passed?"


LevelOutlandishness1

- any character in a college-focused TV show


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Oh I thought this might be trump


sirgamestop

Volcel theory remains undefeated


ToddHowardTouchedMe

Sorry yall, this article was written about me, I am John College Students.


Monguises

It just works, fam.


wfwood

If only you were like your brother Derek Cool College Students


Rude_Boy_15

Journalism in the sewers...


SephStuff

is this theory?


Rude_Boy_15

No, it's nonsense for clicks.


Makasi_Motema

I looked up the article and it’s fucking gibberish.


Midori8751

AI gibberish, or "I needed to make an article to support this title" gibberish?


Makasi_Motema

I did not detect a human intelligence.


Common_Thing_8563

Its praxis


Commercial-Sail-2186

I’m 100% sure someone’s gotten laid in those tents


TeelxFlame

Y'know I don't really approve of protests actions being used by people to get laid, but you're absolutely right, there's no way people haven't been fucking in those tents.


n0b0dy2146

I bet that after Palestine is finally free and liberated, there’ll be stories told from the solidarity encampments about people getting it on in the tents.


Pallington

honestly i’d just mark it as a secondary issue and not worry about it


Chaotic-System

I think everyone should do good deeds to get laid, because that means everyone is doing good deeds.


ASocialistAbroad

"The SeeSeePee is doing [insert colossal list of objectively good things that make almost everyone's lives better] as part of their nefarious plot to make people like them so they can hold onto power."


SomebodySomewhere665

except the asexuals, we have no reason to not become super villains


Chaotic-System

I think everyone should do good deeds to get laid, because that means everyone is doing good deeds.


TeelxFlame

What I mean is that people shouldn't use political actions like tinder. If you meet someone while genuinely organizing and dare/hook up down the line that's one thing, but getting into revolutionary organizing with the intentions of getting a date is scum shit.


Chaotic-System

I mean I wouldn't do it but it doesn't erase the good they will have done; like if someone were anti Israel because they hated the flag colors, but they went to every protest and created an organization to lobby for their government to stop sending weapons and shit to israel, then does that mean they should've been discouraged because their reason wasn't pure enough?


TeelxFlame

Doing that kinda stuff is detrimental to the struggle in the long term. There's a chance that someone could be put off by someone else making advances on them in their organization and stop showing up to actions and meetings, eventually dwindling the numbers. Not to mention the possibility for abusive dynamics to develop, or just plain old drama. Like I said, meeting someone through organizing and having it develop in a romantic/sexual direction is one thing. Going to protests/meetings with the purpose of finding a date is another.


Chaotic-System

I mean, I don't think people should go to protests to commit sexual harassment, but I feel like that's kinda a different bag of soup. Like the things you're describing are kinda just harassment, which I don't condone anywhere, protests included.


TeelxFlame

Y'know that's a fair read! I feel like we're on the same page about the issue, all things considered. Good talk, comrade!


DOEsquire

"NYU professor Scott Galloway said that college campuses were increasingly becoming reminiscent of Nazi Germany — and attributed the reason partly to young people not having enough sex." [Nypost](https://nypost.com/2024/04/27/us-news/nyu-professor-says-hamas-loving-students-need-to-have-more-sex/)


Locke2300

Ah yes, college students are demanding the annexation of historically contested regions on the grounds that ethnic college students, being the greatest and most noble ethnicity, require more “living space”, with the sinister undercurrent that non-ethnic-college students should be purged from the body politic


jacktrowell

Well, you are technically corrects, it's just that the ones asking for more "living space" and the purging of others are the zionists counter protesters


DragEncyclopedia

As someone who went to NYU pretty recently and had two roommates... everyone there is having plenty of sex. Too much, even. 😭


confuzzedSparrow

I feel like this is a roundabout way of Dr Galloway trying to brag about having a lot of sex in college


Nathan22551

Wow, one of the few times where the full quote makes the quote come off as outrageously more unhinged.


koviko

Sounds like a professor who's mad that all of the TV he watched growing up implying that college girls were fucking professors in order to graduate turned out to be anti-women propaganda.


rev1917_

bruh hasn’t read *Anti-Oedipus*


sublime55

Care to expand? As someone who struggled through a chapter of that book before putting it back on the shelf for a bit, I’d love to hear your take on this haha


Few-Row8975

Ejaculation is temporary, the global proletariat struggle for liberty is eternal 🚩


jacktrowell

Cummunism is when you seize the means of reproduction


Buck_Thorn

Its the New York Fucking Post. Consider the source. https://nypost.com/2024/04/27/us-news/nyu-professor-says-hamas-loving-students-need-to-have-more-sex/ This idiot also says "NYU professor Scott Galloway said that college campuses were increasingly becoming reminiscent of Nazi Germany — and attributed the reason partly to young people not having enough sex. " And, as for being an "NYU professor": Scott Galloway (born November 3, 1964) is a clinical professor[1][2][3][4] of marketing at the New York University Stern School of Business, public speaker, author, podcast host, and entrepreneur.[5][6]


Actual-Toe-8686

I think they have a word for this.... Ah yes. Reactionary.


BoxGrover

The Zionists come up with worse and worse bullshit every day. Imagine people protesting south african Apartheid being told they want to wipe out white people.. that's the Zionists


mugmaniac_femboy

But do you condemn the ANC??????


Blenkeirde

In argumentation this is known as a non-sequitur.


Karaya1

Bro leftists FUCK. Idk what he's talking about


Scientifika-6

Definitely the projection type.


curentley_jacking_of

This is crazy. Like batshit


yyungpiss

before palestine protests "Why are college students so interested in having the sex and not STUDYING HONMEWORKS?"


Different-Island1871

Trust me, college students are having plenty of sex. Source? Former college student in thin-walled dorm.


EntertainmentOdd9904

This has to be one of the dumbest theories ever lol 😂


74389654

pro israel sex robots incoming


HotSoft1543

human rights make me horny


ThatDumbMoth

It's almost as if constantly thinking about dead children is a turn off in normal people...


dax2001

It's not denial it's Negationism.


zanziTHEhero

There are a lot of sexual predators in academia. That prof is probably just mad that none of the undergrad students want to fuck them...


daoreto

How is this connected 😭😭 Also does it mean that those who have enough sex go to pro-Israeli protests?


meatbeater558

Ask her what her body count is to find out if she's a zionist 🤷‍♀️


SeasonedLiver

I mean, look, when students protested the Vietnam war and became socially entrenched with one another, relationships formed and intercourse was had. Then those folk grow up and move on, some holding to the same fervent beliefs while others recognize they were there for something outside of protest, if just simply community. It's not the purpose of protest, but to deny that function of community would only narrow minds. If people aren't getting it on, they might have a better chance when they're huddled together and scared for tomorrow.


LigerNull

I had to scroll WAAAAY too far down to see this. The Free Love Generation were protesting every injustice under the sun and they still found time to fuck like jackrabbits. It's right there in the name.


Just-Ad6992

Why don’t the students just have a massive orgy for a make love not war kind of thing?


Kaje26

This fucking piece of shit is getting paid to try to delegitimize the anti-Israel protests by saying the students are only protesting because they’re sexually frustrated. They’re mocking the students while the pigs trample on their free speech.


ObjectMore6115

College students are having less sex now compared over time. College students tend to protest and have over time. This dumbass: "I'm gonna make some bullshit correlation up so I can say that Zionists are Chads and people who are against genocide are virgins 😎"


DannyDoritoTheDavito

Leftist students? Has this guy even seen the young republicans/libertarians? You’d be hard pressed to find a more sexless group of people outside of a catholic convent.


fagydyke

I may or may not have given a girl I met at a pro Palestinian protest a blowjob.


Due_Worldliness_6587

Yall were just as confused as you 😭 who tf wrote this


jasperplumpton

Same guy https://x.com/LevineJonathan/status/1784682658368299497


NickyNaptime19

If I was in college, I would be at the protests bc I agreed with it but also to pick up girls.


talancaine

... And other spurious correlations.


gavum

you can advocate for human rights and get laid guys.


Lawyer_Lady3080

That NYU professor just wants an excuse to bang his students.


thecosmicrat

The kind where you go on "Real Time with Bill Maher" blame University of Vienna students for the holocaust??


_GuardThatAlwaysLies

It’s true, I had sex for the first time last week and I could feel the anti-Zionism leave my body. And in that wonderful moment of clarity it was revealed to me that the Israelis are truly the chosen people.


Hiffybiffy

Lmao.... obviously not if they are out at night instead of doing "their taxes"


muhammad-abdulhadi

Murdoch’s NYP is like an antisocial bully’s second account that doesn’t have his name on it which he uses to desperately trash people he can’t confront.🙂‍↕️


speederaser

Wait are we in r/shitliberalssay or r/shitconservativessay ?


5400hundreds

How tf does this get published lol


CardboardChampion

To be fair, it wasn't. He made the claim on a talk show and they're running a story on that because it's sensationalist. But he didn't get published saying it.


DehydratedByAliens

Trust the science. He is a college professor and you are nobodies on reddit. You are not equipped to argue with him. Thought reddit was supposed to be pro-science. Don't like it when they use the same tactics on you huh? But this is literally what leftists say again and again to alt-righters. "Have sex incel". Also the surname, total cohencidence.


Ole_Flat_Top

“Those with little wisdom do stupid shit”


NicholasStarfall

Calling people virgins because they oppose genocide is new


kprizzle6

Por que no Las dos?


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Ohio, probably


Raptor92129

Bargaining


AlwaysSunniInPHI

Wwll, many of us are Muslims who don't believe in premarital/casual sex that's encouraged in college.


Rubber-Revolver

Encouraged in college?


Pallington

encouraged how? 10-15 hour a day workload, depending on the major? (and your tuition/funding sitch)