I once saw someone at a big car show drag a slammed to hell 3 series across a gravel parking lot making the most awful noises. You're being very generous.
Mine zooms in fine on Reddit app. Give it a second or two to load and it clears up.
I think they it reloads the image when you zoom to a bigger file, so it takes a sec.
A 3 series can be bought for cheap if its 3 yrs old. Youre not finding an m4 for less than 40k at the lowest. You got money for that you better have money to do the suspension right.
We truly aren't free according to a guy at a local store. He had a shirt on that said legalize freedom, while freely being able to wear a shirt like that.
I get it. Looks cool. But as a practical guy idk. More things to think about and enjoy than lowered cars sitting there in the parking lot. Enjoy whatever it is that makes you happy.
I get your point,and I'm not advocating one way or another. But a bagged vehicle, when done correctly, is often more practical than anything else on the road. I drove a bagged truck for years, and having the bed that low was one of the most practical vehicle features I've ever used. I could also put a ton of shit in the back and prevent it from squatting by simply adding more air to rear air bags. I could lift it up high enough to drive through the farmer's fields, who let me dump my yard debris in his burn pile. Yeah, it's an expense that's kinda dumb, and most trucks do everything you need them to do. But, it's really fun driving around with air suspension too. Having fun driving to Lowe's for the 13th time for a plumbing issue is less stressful when you're "hitting switches" at every red light 😂.
Lol a tow truck isn't going to give a shit about this thing being slammed. If it's a repo or illegally parked, it's going on that truck regardless of how much of the body is left behind.
Reach your hand through those big holes and hook it to whatever you can feel. Repo guys don't give a shit because this heap would be going straight to auction anyways.
*I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm*
"That's what I call the repo code, kid. Don't forget it. Etch it into your brain; not many people got a code to live by anymore.". ...and don't look in trunk.
Yes because not everyone wants to buy a shitty greyscale egg shaped crossover transportation appliance, sometimes people actually want to have interesting looking or (dare I say it in this sub) "fun" things.
Nobody hates fun and personal expression more than this shitty sub. They just need to change the sub's name to "you will lease the pod".
I bagged a 2016 subaru wrx with accuair e level. Had ability to lay completely flat while parked, which is dope af, could cruise freeway 1” off ground also dope af, then could press button to raise to oem height, also had ability to raise higher than stock for snow or rough terrain, because its on air it also rode significantly better than stock. It’s not new technology and yes its a significant upgrade from stock. The highest end of cars have air ride suspension stock, range rovers, lincolns, bmw, Mercedes all run air ride on the best models, also very important to note that the trucks that tow the biggest load on the road, use air ride, the point is unloaded trailer can lower pressure and maintain smooth ride at same height, then under load they can increase pressure to level out truck with added weight. Air bags are without question an upgrade.
Yes kid. Im old and ranting about the changes I have seen. Loud annoying cars. Lack of civility. Looking forward to a peaceful retirement with beaches, bikinis, pickleball and golf.
God willing you make it as far as I have. You will think differently then.
>God willing you make it as far as I have.
If it results in me sitting on reddit calling something stupid based on my own lack of knowledge, getting proven wrong then trying to pretend the other person is broke or in debt, I'd rather not tbh.
Being old and having your head up your arse (i.e. a grumpy old fuck) aren't mutually exclusive - I sincerely hope this is just some shitty joke and you're not actually like this IRL.
Hell even people nowadays don’t know that self raising and lowering suspension existed in the 1955s with Citroens Hydropneumatic suspension. It’ll even hold one wheel raised whilst driving on the other 3.
This is true. Tow truck drivers can drag a car onto the bed with chains if need be, even if it causes damage to the vehicle, in order to effect removal of the vehicle.
Based on the license plates in the back, it seems to be in the UK, and I recall seeing they have tow trucks that grab all 4 wheels with straps. They pick the whole car off the ground and set it down on the tow bed.
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CR98BP/car-on-a-tow-truck-munich-bavaria-germany-europe-CR98BP.jpg
This ones in Germany, but you get the idea.
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I'll survive. I did indeed discover that but my personal ride is a 2013 Skoda Yeti that's as indestructible as it is unsexy. There's a car for everyone.
Hello? Bags? There’s a bagged Giulia around here that he actually raises when he’s daily driving, about 2 inches higher than usual. But when he’s cruising - his shadow is *above* the car.
more of a A-hole taking up electric parking space than shitty car mods. That's obviously on air suspension and most of them don't drive with the car being that low. That's also called Austin Yellow, not a wrap. It's one of the optional color for the F8x M3/4.
Every time I see one of these kinds of cars, it just reminds me of older land rovers that would look like this after they inevitably get a leak somewhere in the air suspension system.
They look so sad and broken.
Did they not get airbags? We see this all the time with cars getting stuck. Why don't they bag them so they won't get stuck? Be able to lift them a couple of inches to make clearance then drop them back down
Well I'm such a badass that my wheels have been lowered to the point that they just spin in the wheel wells as the car sits flat on the ground. And people say I'm crazy because I sit for hours in my driveway revving my engine...
ew. I HOPE you have a crackle tune too.
Nothing like a crackle at 11PM on a work night.
Makes me want to start a hatchet collection.
A collection of very large, heavy hatchets.
And I would spend my long sleep deprived evenings, listening to the dulcet tones of your crackle tune after every bounce of the rev limiter, and very carefully sharpening and polishing each large, heavy hatchet, one by one, getting sharper and sharper. And shinier and shinier. Sharp enough to cut the through the mild steel skin of say, a car bonnet with a single swing.......
But that would probably never happen IRL.
I doubt you have a crackle tune worthy of any attention at all at all at all at all.
Oh yeah, I got crackle tune! I just fire up the AM radio and I get lots of crackle as I try to tune in my favourite Russian propaganda stations. And eleven PM is a great time for us, as that's when the AM radio stations start to get stronger, thanks to the night propagation.
So yes, the crackle as I tune the radio is absolutely unbeatable.
But in real life, any car of mine would have... an engine reliable enough to get me where I'm going without fail for years on end (with regular maintenance of course).
Also, what's with the down votes? I guess the regular posters in this sub are completely incapable of, you know, understanding humour.
But what if you’re not there? Like, in the market and it rains suddenly? I live in Houston and it floods often during storm season. Idc about being downvoted for being uninformed, it’s just Reddit.
I expect its on air suspension.
I once saw someone at a big car show drag a slammed to hell 3 series across a gravel parking lot making the most awful noises. You're being very generous.
100% it’s bagged , pretty easy to tell
The @bagged_____goldm4 sticker confirms it
Literally labeled and people are still being obtuse.
Are Reddit photos clearer on PC or different apps or something? That sticker is too blurry for me to make out on the Reddit app
Mine zooms in fine on Reddit app. Give it a second or two to load and it clears up. I think they it reloads the image when you zoom to a bigger file, so it takes a sec.
It doesn't for me, idk. Even waiting several seconds, still blurry. This is a screenshot, The sticker isn't legible https://imgur.com/a/V7Go6Tb
Depends on phone model and what software/browser your running. Different for everyone.
Looks like there further compressing photos on the mobile app.
I’m on my phone. Reddit does this thing where it enhances a second or two after you zoom in
The reddit app is hot dog shit. I miss RiF.
Strange, I zoomed in and while it was blurry at first, it only took a second to become readable.
It's in reference to the owner's private recreational activities, not the car
A 3 series can be bought for cheap if its 3 yrs old. Youre not finding an m4 for less than 40k at the lowest. You got money for that you better have money to do the suspension right.
An m4 can be had for less than 20k now if you don’t mind slightly higher mileage.
I would hope so, what type of troglodyte would static drop an m4 that low
It says it’s bagged. They will have no problem leaving.
Shame their parents didn't bag up too
Reddit when someone does anything with their car:
i love bags car is sleeping honk shoo honk shoo
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Looks more like it's caused by rubbing from driving while lowered
probably too aggressive of a offset as well
It's definitely bagged, dude
My S2k is bagged and the front lip is demolished lol Just because it can go high doesn’t mean we don’t get a bit silly
Something that's lowered that low is 100% on airbags so it'll be up higher whenever the owner wants it to be.
Yeah and most have the feature of lowering when you park up.
What’s the point? So it looks cool while you go shopping?
What's the point in dressing up nicely? Wearing jewelry? Getting nice-looking glasses? What's the point of anything, really?
I love stumbling across casual existentialism in the shitty car mod comments section.
I’m mean what are we doing on this planet anyway
🤷 That's the beautiful thing, we don't know. If We accept that nothing has meaning then we are truly free.
True happiness begins with accepting purposelessness.
We truly aren't free according to a guy at a local store. He had a shirt on that said legalize freedom, while freely being able to wear a shirt like that.
They probably got it just before [your favorite political revolution] when freedom was still illegal.
Freedom was only legal under god! /s just in case.
Yes expect nothing. Let go. Do stuff. Even car mods that seem silly. Doesn’t matter. As long as it is a positive contribution to the universe. Or not.
One word: YOLO
No one is forcing you to stay except yourself
What is the point of anything…lol…makes sense…sort of I guess
Fuck, man. I was already depressed.
Agreed
The point is the owner enjoys it
I get it. Looks cool. But as a practical guy idk. More things to think about and enjoy than lowered cars sitting there in the parking lot. Enjoy whatever it is that makes you happy.
The practical part is the bags 🤦. It would only be impractical if it was permanently lowered.
I get your point,and I'm not advocating one way or another. But a bagged vehicle, when done correctly, is often more practical than anything else on the road. I drove a bagged truck for years, and having the bed that low was one of the most practical vehicle features I've ever used. I could also put a ton of shit in the back and prevent it from squatting by simply adding more air to rear air bags. I could lift it up high enough to drive through the farmer's fields, who let me dump my yard debris in his burn pile. Yeah, it's an expense that's kinda dumb, and most trucks do everything you need them to do. But, it's really fun driving around with air suspension too. Having fun driving to Lowe's for the 13th time for a plumbing issue is less stressful when you're "hitting switches" at every red light 😂.
That and nobody stealing it, especially a tow truck. He might have the air tank on a kill switch so they’ll never get it to air up.
Lol a tow truck isn't going to give a shit about this thing being slammed. If it's a repo or illegally parked, it's going on that truck regardless of how much of the body is left behind.
Where you gonna hook up to?
Reach your hand through those big holes and hook it to whatever you can feel. Repo guys don't give a shit because this heap would be going straight to auction anyways.
Whatever damage it ends up with is whatever damage it had when they pulled up.
So they can’t repo it lol?
A repoman pulling that up anyway possible, no way he leaving his paycheck behind.
They are liable for damages, so if he cant they will leave it.
We live in different worlds
*I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm* "That's what I call the repo code, kid. Don't forget it. Etch it into your brain; not many people got a code to live by anymore.". ...and don't look in trunk.
REPOMAN IS ALWAYS INTENSE
Yes because not everyone wants to buy a shitty greyscale egg shaped crossover transportation appliance, sometimes people actually want to have interesting looking or (dare I say it in this sub) "fun" things. Nobody hates fun and personal expression more than this shitty sub. They just need to change the sub's name to "you will lease the pod".
who is "they"?
I bagged a 2016 subaru wrx with accuair e level. Had ability to lay completely flat while parked, which is dope af, could cruise freeway 1” off ground also dope af, then could press button to raise to oem height, also had ability to raise higher than stock for snow or rough terrain, because its on air it also rode significantly better than stock. It’s not new technology and yes its a significant upgrade from stock. The highest end of cars have air ride suspension stock, range rovers, lincolns, bmw, Mercedes all run air ride on the best models, also very important to note that the trucks that tow the biggest load on the road, use air ride, the point is unloaded trailer can lower pressure and maintain smooth ride at same height, then under load they can increase pressure to level out truck with added weight. Air bags are without question an upgrade.
Dope af! Did you lease it. Or did you spend your life savings on it?
Neither wtf. Lol I build custom cars for a living.
Bet they never have to worry about their cats getting stolen
They like to park in spots they shouldn't be and not worry about being towed.
So you can rant about it
Yes kid. Im old and ranting about the changes I have seen. Loud annoying cars. Lack of civility. Looking forward to a peaceful retirement with beaches, bikinis, pickleball and golf. God willing you make it as far as I have. You will think differently then.
>God willing you make it as far as I have. If it results in me sitting on reddit calling something stupid based on my own lack of knowledge, getting proven wrong then trying to pretend the other person is broke or in debt, I'd rather not tbh. Being old and having your head up your arse (i.e. a grumpy old fuck) aren't mutually exclusive - I sincerely hope this is just some shitty joke and you're not actually like this IRL.
Pointless in a lot of areas. A lot of incline n decline
I find it amazing that in 2024 people still dont know air bags are a thing.
I agree
Hell even people nowadays don’t know that self raising and lowering suspension existed in the 1955s with Citroens Hydropneumatic suspension. It’ll even hold one wheel raised whilst driving on the other 3.
I find it amazing that in 2024 people still dont know the world is bigger than the USA.
The fuck are you talking about?
Dude what the hell are you talking about? How is country of origin remotely relevant in this conversation?
Sorry, we often forget other places don’t have air
what are you on about? Did you want someone to mention Europeland for you? Edited because I know it's not the USA
Look at the plates on the cars in the background. Not that it matters at all (seriously wtf is that guy mad about lol) but this isn't the States.
Yeah I was corrected about an hour ago. No idea what that dude is on about tho lol.
Pretty sure it's in the UK dude
That'd be my bad. But I don't see how dudes upset Europeland wasn't mentioned on a post about a bagged car.
r/confidentlyincorrect with a good helping of r/USDefaultism Ha
Oh my. Euros gonna euro
Rent free
Bro is just mad because it's hot and he can't afford an air conditioner
I don't know why the app they want you to download would save you 5 pence in the USA? 🤔 almost like this picture was taken in some Eruopean country?!
This is one of the dumbest posts on reddit
Thank you Tinydickslanger69
Nice car. ICE’ing chargers is stupid however.
Should be fined heavily and towed immediately.
Towed without inflating(?) the airbags is going to cause damage, so towed immediately yes.
OTHERS CALL HIM ***THE STIG***
Is it electric?
No. I'm surprised it was removed by tow truck for parking in that space unless it's being randomly moved around daily.
How is a tow truck gonna get under it to tow it?
By using the clause on the parking enforcement sign that says "we are not liable for damage caused when towing your car"
This is true. Tow truck drivers can drag a car onto the bed with chains if need be, even if it causes damage to the vehicle, in order to effect removal of the vehicle.
Based on the license plates in the back, it seems to be in the UK, and I recall seeing they have tow trucks that grab all 4 wheels with straps. They pick the whole car off the ground and set it down on the tow bed. https://c8.alamy.com/comp/CR98BP/car-on-a-tow-truck-munich-bavaria-germany-europe-CR98BP.jpg This ones in Germany, but you get the idea.
And based on the fact that the charger cabinets say Apple Green Electric and South Mimms, I think we can pretty much pin point it from there.
Low profile flat bed especially designed for lowered cars.
Not an i4 no. Looks like a ice 4 series from around 2015ish
So why then is this retard parking at the chargers?
Icing, some people hate EV’s and like to do such a pity thing and laugh about it. Just stubborn petrolheads that never drove electric
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OP discovered air suspension exists, the hard way
I'll survive. I did indeed discover that but my personal ride is a 2013 Skoda Yeti that's as indestructible as it is unsexy. There's a car for everyone.
i suspect the car that says it’s bagged is bagged…
It's probably on air and it looks great.
BMW so ofc it's parked in the EV charging bay
The guys IG Tag literally had “bagged” in the title.
Perhaps ICEing the EV charger gets you towed faster?
At least they aren't max stancing them, yet.
The insta handle on his window is literally @bagged… so clearly it’s bagged
It’s on air bag suspension, dummy.
Imma call bs. It's bagged
tfw OP has never heard of air suspension and thinks this will be a slam dunk
Not low enough...
Hopefully it's on airbags
Has to be on airs, none of the lips and side skirts are broken
Another ignorant post.
Do you dumbasses still not know what air is?
It's most likely on bags. Probably airs out when he parks. I wouldn't call this shitty at all
Just what i was thinking. Like they do with Low Riders, airs out when its not moving then the second you touch the gas it raises up to Legal Minimum
LOL. I bet this has air ride.
Airbags, duh.
It's probably on bags
Hello? Bags? There’s a bagged Giulia around here that he actually raises when he’s daily driving, about 2 inches higher than usual. But when he’s cruising - his shadow is *above* the car.
2024 and people still have no idea what air suspension is
It won’t have any issues leaving, it’s on air suspension. It’s adjustable on the fly.
Not all air management systems are created equal.
Why is the picture at an EV charging station?
There's a sign out of shot that says EV and BMW M4s only.
I like it
The instagram on his window literally says bagged goldm4
I couldn’t imagine driving this low on this nice a car without airbags
womp womp
Yes leave it there blocking an EV charger!
Crosspost it to awesome car mods. They love bagz and dubz.
Still better than the pavement princess trucks. No rock throwing of coal rolling.
His suspension is so flat that he as to stop to charge it up
Thats one way to increase “ground effect”
Bagged.
Second car is a beater so I can push idiots like this out of spots.
That’s on bags.. And it’s probably not wrapped. Looks like a factory colour, Austin yellow
[ig of the small wee wee bmw driver](https://www.instagram.com/bagged____goldm4?igsh=YnA2aG1hcGN2dHVw)
Black, white, red, blue, what color would you like? I'll take the metallic Diarrhea
Dude needs an intervention
Must be the all new eletric M4. It raises of the ground as the battery gets recharged.
more of a A-hole taking up electric parking space than shitty car mods. That's obviously on air suspension and most of them don't drive with the car being that low. That's also called Austin Yellow, not a wrap. It's one of the optional color for the F8x M3/4.
Got to be air suspension, you couldn’t drive anywhere except motorways … even that would have challenges
STATIC LYFE BR0 !!
Every time I see one of these kinds of cars, it just reminds me of older land rovers that would look like this after they inevitably get a leak somewhere in the air suspension system. They look so sad and broken.
Beautiful car. Bagged…. Even better.
I'm smarter than the engineers at BMW, who lovingly tuned this on racetracks.....
I know right, why add extra weight with an air bag system to a M4
Hear me out. Why?
The Ultimate ~~Driving Machine~~ Paper Weight
Did they not get airbags? We see this all the time with cars getting stuck. Why don't they bag them so they won't get stuck? Be able to lift them a couple of inches to make clearance then drop them back down
Op caption r/cringe
Nah it’s pretty funny lol
I mean it is an EV and all
BMW makes a few EV’s, this is not one of them.
Well I'm such a badass that my wheels have been lowered to the point that they just spin in the wheel wells as the car sits flat on the ground. And people say I'm crazy because I sit for hours in my driveway revving my engine...
ew. I HOPE you have a crackle tune too. Nothing like a crackle at 11PM on a work night. Makes me want to start a hatchet collection. A collection of very large, heavy hatchets. And I would spend my long sleep deprived evenings, listening to the dulcet tones of your crackle tune after every bounce of the rev limiter, and very carefully sharpening and polishing each large, heavy hatchet, one by one, getting sharper and sharper. And shinier and shinier. Sharp enough to cut the through the mild steel skin of say, a car bonnet with a single swing....... But that would probably never happen IRL. I doubt you have a crackle tune worthy of any attention at all at all at all at all.
Oh yeah, I got crackle tune! I just fire up the AM radio and I get lots of crackle as I try to tune in my favourite Russian propaganda stations. And eleven PM is a great time for us, as that's when the AM radio stations start to get stronger, thanks to the night propagation. So yes, the crackle as I tune the radio is absolutely unbeatable. But in real life, any car of mine would have... an engine reliable enough to get me where I'm going without fail for years on end (with regular maintenance of course). Also, what's with the down votes? I guess the regular posters in this sub are completely incapable of, you know, understanding humour.
We have an ESL demographic that take things quite literally. ALL the time.
Airbags, douchebags it's all the same.
It looks like if the suspension had failed on it lmao
I never understood parking with bags like this. What if there’s a flash flood?
I've never seen a flash flood for 40 years I think I'm safe
Like any normal person with a bagged vehicle, you press the switch to lift it up. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
can remote start the car and do it from your phone 😂😂
But what if you’re not there? Like, in the market and it rains suddenly? I live in Houston and it floods often during storm season. Idc about being downvoted for being uninformed, it’s just Reddit.
Never understood going outside. What if lightning strikes me?
I never understood getting in a car. What if someone hits me?
You are definitely not a car guy.
You raise the car
Raising it half a foot ain't gonna do shit....
What if they install a bump at the exit while you're eating lunch?
Then you push the "raise higher" button a bit more.