Uhhh, genocide of demons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you haven’t really committed any crimes in ultrakill

Me too

+First degree murder X ~2,000,001 +Trespassing +Breaking and entering +Jaywalking X 2 +Driving without a license X 2 +First degree arson +First degree damage to property X 3 +Feeding the trees X 4 +The crimes thy kind hath committed against humanity +Possession of illegal firearms X 5 and many more… Punishment: 2000014 life sentences OR thy punishment is death

based

sudden ultrakill reference knocked me for a loop 😅, though I was on r/Ultrakill for a sec.

Also genocide of the human race but who cares about that amirite

Destroying a whole island to find some blue orbs

What game

Dead Cells

a man of culture 🥂🗿

also might include robbing a bank

I alweys avoid that level, it's too hard

So this implies that you have played silksong?

Yes, it’s very fun. I’m at the part where you encounter these weird enemies in blue uniforms called “police”. I assume it’s a scripted loss, because after they hit me with some kinda electricity attack, I woke up in a prison instead of respawning at a bench. This is surely where I’ll encounter that one bug teased in the riddles!

Your skilk is similar to mine I had just finished the 2nd part of the skong valley and , as everybody knows, if you complete it at sunset there is a chance Quishma Jr’s henchmen appear and you have to do a boss battle. But I already had the bone needle so it cuts to a cinematic , tons of electricity, and boom… straight to jail. Straight to jail. I’m looking for the riddle bug too

I slaughtered some bugs with a nail

Yes you did

"No cost to great" -bug that looks like a fork

Stellaris players after being arrested for 962 counts of mass genocide: You must understand, your honor! It’s not a violation of human rights if they’re not humans!

What it was not humans it was dirty xenos

Emm crop tomatoes in stardew valley?

which side are you on tho

Like Joja or Pierre? Pierre is the bad ending because you only make rich one guy and the people that work in the supermarket lose the job Is an evil guy that puts his opinion on top of the others and doesn't like the competency between companies But the gameplay is more funny so Pierre, let's do rich that arrogant bastard But that is something to discuss in r/stardewvalley not here

I was gonna make a joke about how Pierre and Morris are both assholes so supporting either one would basically be a crime but ok

Also slaughtering sentient instant slime

Treason against Super Earth :(

Same

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Carrying 999 arrows all the time?

killing bunnies (Terraria)

death penalty

Crimes against fashion (stardew valley, I legit can’t think of an actual crime)

Throwing turtle shells on the road

Bombing Paris

Animal Cruelty Drug Use Homicide Cannibalism Kidnapping, abduction and captivity Familial homicide and domestic violence Gaslighting and bullying Body modification and deformation Use of guns and instruments of violence Discriminatory violence Religious torture and violence Enforced ideology and actions (Google 'project moon content warning'. My last played game is library of Ruina)

What the hell are you talking about? Cmon, we need to get on the warp train, hurry up.

Oh for a second I thought you were on about cult of the lamb

Piracy 🏴‍☠️

Same here

Fellow SoT player I assume

Aye tis true

Destroying an ecosystem

Monster Hunter?

Yes i need that full armor set i'm sorry

Economic Inflation (animal crossing)

Please specify economic inflation, I beg of you

Fixed

Oh, and tax evasion

Mass insect genocide

Rock and Stone?

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

Rock and Stone, good bot

TO THE BONE

EDF 4.1?

Grounded

Massive amount of war crimes in space

Stellaris?

Warframe

Giving amphetamine to a kid

Bro…

Uuuuuum Geometry Dash?

I consistently throw people off cliffs because they annoy me (dragons dogma 2)

Capturing creatures and forcing them to do my bidding by stuffing them into tiny balls

So violating animal rights?

Mass bug murder, OWI, and violating the Geneva Convention

I slaughtered the entire world in the name of Bhaal

War crimes (rimworld)

Your honor I was not brutally murdering test subjects I was experimenting

Personally: Assault, murder, unauthorised ownership of firearms, robbery, more murder, kidnapping, horse robbery and a lot of bar fights

Blowing robot-bashing bubbles (SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated)

... I'm being arrested for cultivating strawberries... yeah, I have a strange plant on my backyard but the lady who gave it to me said it was tea, I swear!

killing hundreds of red flesh creatures (contact a-888)

Killing robot animals.

I played Warframe last so mass genocide

Forcibly making other people take hallucinogenic mushrooms and murder

Killing bugs... FOR DEMOCRACY!

Eco-terrorism

For being an outsider, but they wouldn't arrest me, they would kill me.

Nothing really

I guess assault (beat up some criminals in Arkham Knight)

I guess i would be arrested for the bomb in my body i was born with

I’m being arrested for throwing colorful carrots at small creatures to kill them in order to collect fruit.

i killed those who deny the dawn

I killed a bunch of lizards while carrying a pearl.

Well, they are slug killing lizards. That is self defence.

Unless I am the one that attacked first.

no, you're just a wild animal following its instincts, you can't get charged with anything

Good

YOUR HONOR, IT WASN'T MANSLAUGHTER, IT WAS NOTHING. GUYS SILKSKONG STILL IN DEVELOPMENT 

Its persona 5 royal so basically everything in the game lol

Hitting on high school girls. Monster Prom.

Spreading democracy isn't a crime, it's a requirement

I don’t know I would say gene splicing that doesn’t work (wordless)

damn good game

Killed myšelf 15000 times

Mass genocide on local alien funa to kill their God. (Risk of Rian Returns)

Warframe, so I guess I'm going to be tried at the Hague

Ecological destruction I murder some lizor

Lies of p So probably not that much ? I only killed puppets and monsters. At most it's property damage.

Murder in the first degree, assault with a deadly weapon with intention to harm, assault with a bladed weapon with intention to harm, murder in the second degree, assault, domestic battery, and manipulation of an ancient relic in an attempt to prevent aging

Slaughtering natives and looting their corpses to escape the moon by nuking it No one can arrest me if no one is alive

Poaching. Lots and lots of poaching.

An incredible amount of debt (subnautica)

Arrested for trying to identify a ghost, and nearly dying for it?

Assassinating political figures and killing every person in Miami Florida

Theft on the high seas

No spreading enough freedom

nah if rpgs are what are causing me to do violence then im not violencing that well

Child labour (frostpunk)

Arson, break-in, property damage.

*The Battle Cats.*

PARRY AND RIPOSTE

Genocide just genocide and maybe property damage

killed a giant dog monster in the middle of an empty church

Food poisoning probably, I played overcooked after lunch with my sister and a few ingredients ended up through the floor xd And run over by cars. And in the ice cold water…

I guess I'm guilty of fucking Ves...

I slice up bugs using a nail.

Breaking & entering, destroying an ecosystem, human trafficking, and kidnapping (Minecraft)

Violation of planning permission

Committing mass genocide in space

"Liberation"

shooting a gas can

And dey say

Uh if I remember correctly R6S is the last game I played so probably Terrorism

Animal fights? “Pokémon”

Killed a trans person with a pink whale

I played Ultrakill...

illegally mass producing cookies.And starting a apocalips but who cares about that.(sorry for any bad englis)

Noita. Nuff said.

2 zebra hoofs

Murder of innocent alien fauna and animals and possible destruction of planet, Metroid Prime

Mass genocide of gods , trespassing , building without a licence , killing near-extinting animals , moonshine making and e.t.c . Was playing calamity

Mass genocide of gods , trespassing , building without a licence , killing near-extinting animals , moonshine making and e.t.c . Was playing calamity

Animal abuse in minecraft, i breed at leadt 32 pigs per day and keep them in a 5x5 blocks space and when it is about to explode i just kill all the adults right in front of the babies

I trespassed in a hotel and an ancient temple but other than that I’ve been pretty wholesome :)

Starting a cult and killing 4 religious figures an their followers for no other purpose besides progress… ah no biggie

Breaking and entering, robbery, slavery, illegal chopping trees, slavery (Minecraft)

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Exploitation of the turnip market

mass murder

I’m sorry officer but my work place ended the world and now I’m here fighting aliens and people with guns

Killing thousands of people to destroy a tower. :)

Slavery >!My Singing Monsters!<

surfing a subway

War crimes (mgsv)

titanfall 2.................... oh boy

Destruction of the environment

I genocided a bunch of birds just to plant seeds that brought all of them back repopulating all of them just for me to kill them again using my healer death fairy powers.

Uh… Killing crabs? That’s really the worst of it Oh yeah also ritual sacrifice for funnies

Genocide on NOT INNOCENT Bugs is NOT a crime. FACTORY MUST GROW THEY DON'T FOLLOW THE ONLY RULE!!!!!

Participating in dangerous games with guns, guns without fire arm registe, and multiple murders of people, breaking and entering, terrisom, property destroucton,stealing (it’s Fortnite )

Becoming Elden Lord

Murdering endangered robot animals? I guess?

Drowning someone-

I’m being arrested for being a basic bitch cos I’m at work playing “todays sponsor, raid shadow legends”. I hate my life, I hate fun, I’m a basic bitch.

Destroying da red king's towers

Slavery, Animal Fighting, Animal Cruelty, Forced Entry, Robbery, and Poaching of Luvdisc (Pokemon Ultra Moon)

Hitman 3 I don't think I need to explain, here...

murdering a ton of animals with spears and sucking their life using said spears since I was hungy (rainworld)

Police Brutality. Look, I dont have the time to check if a person is dead, thats why you unload a mag, shout, unload another, and then check. Its a simple procedure.

Mass murder, probably (Who knew libraries could be this violent?)

Tax fraud fuck I'm getting absolutely destroyed for tax fraud

Bug genocide (not hk)

Animal cruelty - Hollow knight

being religious and killing dead peoples

genocide (factorio)

killing Morgott o\_o

Killing a woman multiple times while trying to get to the other side of the room

Killing endangered species and torture of pigs (totk)

Shooting myself in the head? https://i.redd.it/du3yg2gv4frc1.gif

Unlicensed doctoring

restoring the sun with a cat

Is being a cube using a sword in self defense against a demon warrior and a gargoyle considered a crime?

Absolutely destroying the Spanish locals using an infinitely loaded rocket launcher

Trying to take down the monarchy because some weird ass witch lady with cats made of smoke told me too

Killing fungus (tlou)

I suppose it would either be mass insecticide or aggravated assault with a nail.

Jumping from high speed truck to truck as time only moves while I move. I found the SUPERTRUCK game again.

money laundry in the auction house, world of warcraft

Having no maidens

Poppin' bloons

What could you even be arrested for in Animal Jam

I slaughtered some bugs with a nail

No you didn’t