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I laughed at this, Continued to scroll thru comments, kept laughing, and now I’m back to tell you thank you with watering eyes. Been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight.
Matches like this happen all the time. It’s no big deal because everyone who does BJJ is gay, no exceptions. Just check out r/bjj. The real kink is the Same-sex matches.
Tell me you've never done jiu jitsu without saying you've never done jiu jitsu.
She's gonna get that Kimura if it's the last thing g she does. And why give up that dominant position?
I'm telling you neither one of them is thinking about his nose in her taint right now. She's trying to rip his arm off and he's trying to keep his good left arm.
I like tight clothing dont get me wrong, but i will never understand how girls can wear those and not be *intensely uncomfortable* (or gross as nothing has breathing room)
I wear tight pants on occasion and it can be the most comfortable thing ever. It feels like nothing, like a 2nd skin. I can stretch, run, whatever without feeling anything!
I usually wear a long tang top or hoodie to cover my bun though. I just feel like it shouldn’t be all out like that lol
I also don't understand why he's not even fighting back, he doesn't seem to be pinned or in a lock or anything, why is he laying there just taking it otherwise? Only other thing I can think of is he's the higher skill sparring partner letting the chick practice on him.
Could also just be working from the bottom. Usually if you’re rolling with someone much lighter than you it’s common to stay in guard (bottom) position so you have to use actual skill rather than just your weight to win the match.
Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Half his energy is spent on being *extremely* careful about hand placement, and making sure his face isn’t inside her ass. I’ve sparred with female partners on a couple occasions and it was the same deal. On one hand, you really don’t want to lose to a girl; but on the other hand, I’m not trying to rack up a bunch of sexual harassment claims for the sake of optimal holds and positioning.
He might be protecting his arms. Besides humiliating her opponent, the girl is looking to grab and arm so that she can set up a joint lock (arm bar, kimura, Americana). If the guy on bottom over extends his arms in an attempt to push the girl off, he risks giving up a submission. To me, the girl looks like she is a much higher level grappler than the guy and I think the guy is just trying to stay safe (avoid submission attempts) but as a result is not really trying to escape the pin. I’ve been in these situations before. When grappling with someone who is way better than me, my techniques stop working because my training partner is 2 steps ahead of me. After getting submitted 2 or 3 times a round it just turns into a game of survival. It’s also possible that he is letting her work, but if that were the case, I would expect to see some effort to escape the pin and establish guard.
She has a deep underhook on his left arm and is transitioning between different positions to keep him pinned. You can hear her talk about what she's doing in the original video:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zanjn0N8jTM
He's also a white belt and she's a brown belt who won bronze at the 2018 IBJJF world championship (as a purple belt). He's obviously bigger and stronger and trying to not put his hand on her ass, but there's a huge skill gap involved (she submits him 3 times in this 6-minute round).
Dear god man, what are you doing? You aren't supposed to concede a point. You are supposed to argue incessantly as if you know everything.
This is Reddit, you heathen. You're supposed to be an immature know it all like me. Get it together.
I was the smallest dude in my mma gym. 5'5" 130lbs.
My master always pit the smaller newbies against me and told me to just "roll around" so he could assess how far along the newbie was with their training.
My guess is that's exactly what is going on here.
I'm not an expert but I don't think he's actively trying to escape. I think he's a higher skill level and is just letting her work for practice. I think if he really wanted to he could easily get out. So yeah like you said I think he is actually just preventing getting muff in his face.
Edit: 50% of the people replying to this comment are saying the girl is the experienced fighter and the guy is the student. The other 50% are saying the guy is the experienced fighter and the girl is the student. Meanwhile 100% of the replies are people claiming to be experts. Let's just agree none of us know what the fuck we are talking about.
It's good manners when training Jiu Jitsu to not use your strength on smaller partners. You practice the techniques, and if they use one that is effective you don't use your superior strength to counter it.
Competition is a different story, but this is training.
I've been training for about 6 years so I think I'm qualified to speak on it.
I don't see him making any efforts to escape. There are a wide variety of techniques that can be used to escape those positions, and with the size difference he could honestly probably just stand up.
He's either the worst jiu jitsu athlete of all time, or he's letting her work while trying to keep her crotch away from his face.
Because he did. This wasn't a fight, this was like watching a 7 year old try to tackle their dad, and the dad playfully lets it happen so the 7 year old doesn't feel self-conscious lol.
Certainly, you can even see him moving his arm around awkwardly multiple times, bros fighting for his life but not in the way you would originally think
You have a lot of ground techniques in Judo too (ne-waza). However, as pointed out previously, this isn't it.
In Judo, this would have been called off as soon as she stood up on both feet. That's when they'd both resume a standing fight.
The woman is trying to isolate the man's left arm so she can apply an arm lock called a Kimura. By placing your hips closer to (or on top of) your opponent's head you can generate more leverage for this technique.
absolutely normal, taint choke, you basically submit the other person by suffocating him with your taint smell. Works faster if you dont take shower regularly.
I’d say it’s rather high-class when a Cambridge-educated British comic genius has a naked wrestling match with an overweight middle-aged Armenian American actor.
Think of the rich cultural fusion at play as they stage a production influenced by an alternate Kazakh culture that collides with the American Dream.
I only ever tried wrestling once way back in elementary school. I lost my first ever match because my opponent smelled AWFUL, like I was choking from the smell it was so bad. At that moment I realized wrestling wasn't for me and never did it again lol. So, I mean not showering and smelling awful does seem to be an effective strategy
…My boss is tech illiterate so I can say this honestly; I work all my hours, keep up with my paperwork, and get paid next to nothing. I sit in this office pretty well all day sans lunch, occasionally I wonder around to see if I can nab a student for my program, but even then I don’t think they really need (nor want) my help. The ones that do, have responded to the text system I used that about 80% of them assume is staffed with a bot.
*I see you telling me to fuck off guys, it’s not polite, please be more respectful, I’m just doing my job.*
In the meantime I try to impress my boss by being smart when he comes to my office for meetings (I think he just needs an excuse to walk around for exercise but he also genuinely probes me for an opinion and often seeks my council so maybe I’m doing something right), or I go to his office as some of that time out of my office. Meanwhile, I submit reports and paperwork at his request, along with the federal program I work for’s paperwork requests. (None of it sans my timesheet are structured particularly extensively the paperwork is only as detailed as you need it to be…and it’s not much). I attend one monthly webinar, and my mind slowly rots as they talk about the other half of the program that operates in High-schools for 90% of it, as our district leader pulls us aside for 30 minutes at the end for some basics and to ensure everyone’s working on appropriate project work.
All of this to say, I have all that done, and nothing to do. But will maintain the facade of being busy, while reading HFY, Fanfics, and casually browsing non-credible memes to the tune of the US defense budget and dreaming of the things I could do if I could convince anyone at all to invest into the ideas I want to pursue, but know factually no bank nor government agency would be patient enough to actually give me a chance.
So by all means, my job is pretty well covered…no clue what the other guy has to do, but I’m sure he’s just fine.
3 hours later I found myself in the exact same situation and reading your comment perfectly describing what I'm currently doing made it even harder not to burst out laughing lmao.
For the dudes watching without sound - there was no fart sound low or loud.
We can’t say if any silent killers were released.
But the gun was always pointed towards the nose so we can understand anxiety of the pinned dude.
I‘ve been practicing Judo since I was 6 years old (now 33) and in my teenage years I never understood why my girlfriend was mad after watching training sessions. I do now… 😜
Started doing judo at the age of 5 or so and after few years we got couple years older girls in our class that we got/had to roll with, was an weird feeling to get a chubby from getting choken by a girl, like wtf is wrong with my pp... maybe that is where that kink developed 🤷
To be honest, I really think that starting at a very young age helped to kinda ignore that you're touching girls in seemingly weird ways. It's just a sport and nothing else. It gives a good perspective to feel natural being around the other gender and not think about weird stuff all the time. It teaches respect.
I'm all for mixed gender sports but you can tell the guy is preoccupied with trying not to look like a pervert and definitely avoiding grips/hand positions that would outrage the girls fans, get him arrested and potentially even added to the sex offenders register.
Not really a fair fight when you can't appropriately defend yourself without looking like a perv
no no no no if this happens to me only 2 things can happen,
1. I go in and take a whiff or
2. I slam that bitch against the ground so hard Her next five children are aborted
Not a fair fight. He is fighting two fights at the same time. One physically and the other one is him trying to avoid a SA claim. A push on a wrong body part and he is in big trouble.
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Some call him the smartest jujitsu master to have ever lived
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Notice all he is trying todo is keep the vagina off his face lol
That’s how she asserts her dominance
“Got your nose”
I love you. Thank you for the laugh!
*Sniff* wooo good morning ladies
I laughed at this, Continued to scroll thru comments, kept laughing, and now I’m back to tell you thank you with watering eyes. Been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight.
Bro doesn't wanna hear a single accusation
Not really, I train bjj and basically wear the same thing but I wear shorts over my tights. The main reason is to stop mat burns.
The second is to stop deez nuts
HA! Got em
Gottteeeeeem
Bravo sir. Bravo
Why? Why would people set up a match like this? Is this a new kink for onlyfans? Only Jiujutsu fans? lol
Matches like this happen all the time. It’s no big deal because everyone who does BJJ is gay, no exceptions. Just check out r/bjj. The real kink is the Same-sex matches.
what if a bi guy sneaks in there
There is no way this was not intentional
People on the internet are far too gullible.
Tell me you've never done jiu jitsu without saying you've never done jiu jitsu. She's gonna get that Kimura if it's the last thing g she does. And why give up that dominant position? I'm telling you neither one of them is thinking about his nose in her taint right now. She's trying to rip his arm off and he's trying to keep his good left arm.
Always feel a little guilty when I north/south kimura a girl. Never feel bad tea bagging the boys though, they should know better.
Ghey
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I’m gonna need the link as proof buddy
This has to be staged for her to be wearing pants that enter her body in this situation.
There are girls at my local YMCA that wear these pants every time they go. Special crack splitter pants, I guess. Some just wear them often.
And yet when I wear my crack splitter pants everyone looks at me funny
Lmao I guess moose knuckles aren't as interesting as camel toes?
I like tight clothing dont get me wrong, but i will never understand how girls can wear those and not be *intensely uncomfortable* (or gross as nothing has breathing room)
I wear tight pants on occasion and it can be the most comfortable thing ever. It feels like nothing, like a 2nd skin. I can stretch, run, whatever without feeling anything! I usually wear a long tang top or hoodie to cover my bun though. I just feel like it shouldn’t be all out like that lol
Long tang top sounds like a new style of female underwear
Or the villain in an old kung fu movie.
Or an orange sugary beverage you drink in space.
Nothing at all Nothing at all
Stupid sexy Flanders
I also don't understand why he's not even fighting back, he doesn't seem to be pinned or in a lock or anything, why is he laying there just taking it otherwise? Only other thing I can think of is he's the higher skill sparring partner letting the chick practice on him.
Could also just be working from the bottom. Usually if you’re rolling with someone much lighter than you it’s common to stay in guard (bottom) position so you have to use actual skill rather than just your weight to win the match.
He’s could obviously shove her off at any time and is probably being super careful not to grab *certain places.*
Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Half his energy is spent on being *extremely* careful about hand placement, and making sure his face isn’t inside her ass. I’ve sparred with female partners on a couple occasions and it was the same deal. On one hand, you really don’t want to lose to a girl; but on the other hand, I’m not trying to rack up a bunch of sexual harassment claims for the sake of optimal holds and positioning.
He might be protecting his arms. Besides humiliating her opponent, the girl is looking to grab and arm so that she can set up a joint lock (arm bar, kimura, Americana). If the guy on bottom over extends his arms in an attempt to push the girl off, he risks giving up a submission. To me, the girl looks like she is a much higher level grappler than the guy and I think the guy is just trying to stay safe (avoid submission attempts) but as a result is not really trying to escape the pin. I’ve been in these situations before. When grappling with someone who is way better than me, my techniques stop working because my training partner is 2 steps ahead of me. After getting submitted 2 or 3 times a round it just turns into a game of survival. It’s also possible that he is letting her work, but if that were the case, I would expect to see some effort to escape the pin and establish guard.
She has a deep underhook on his left arm and is transitioning between different positions to keep him pinned. You can hear her talk about what she's doing in the original video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zanjn0N8jTM He's also a white belt and she's a brown belt who won bronze at the 2018 IBJJF world championship (as a purple belt). He's obviously bigger and stronger and trying to not put his hand on her ass, but there's a huge skill gap involved (she submits him 3 times in this 6-minute round).
Nice, thanks for the context. I wasn't making a point or anything, I legit didn't know.
Dear god man, what are you doing? You aren't supposed to concede a point. You are supposed to argue incessantly as if you know everything. This is Reddit, you heathen. You're supposed to be an immature know it all like me. Get it together.
It’s funny, my first thought while watching was “this dude is REALLY bad at bjj”. Thank you for confirming that!
Possibly the coach's right hand man? * No screwy puns intended, you dirty peeps!
I was the smallest dude in my mma gym. 5'5" 130lbs. My master always pit the smaller newbies against me and told me to just "roll around" so he could assess how far along the newbie was with their training. My guess is that's exactly what is going on here.
It's not staged, her puss doesn't even touch his face at any point.
It’s a hidden technique taught deep in the Brazilian jungle I heard
I thought the move was called deep brazilian jungle.
No it's called seventyminusonejitsu
“Oh no, I couldn’t get out of this”
There are some juices he didn't want to smell indeed.
You know at a certain point he looks as if he's stopped trying and is only actively trying to get her sweaty ass/cooch out of his face hahaha
I'm not an expert but I don't think he's actively trying to escape. I think he's a higher skill level and is just letting her work for practice. I think if he really wanted to he could easily get out. So yeah like you said I think he is actually just preventing getting muff in his face. Edit: 50% of the people replying to this comment are saying the girl is the experienced fighter and the guy is the student. The other 50% are saying the guy is the experienced fighter and the girl is the student. Meanwhile 100% of the replies are people claiming to be experts. Let's just agree none of us know what the fuck we are talking about.
He looks like he is physically bigger than she is. He also looks like he is not even trying.
It's good manners when training Jiu Jitsu to not use your strength on smaller partners. You practice the techniques, and if they use one that is effective you don't use your superior strength to counter it. Competition is a different story, but this is training.
Exactly. BJJ is the only sport I know where being called strong is an insult.
Thats what I was thinking. He's significantly bigger than her and probably strong enough to just stand up with her hanging on to him.
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I've been training for about 6 years so I think I'm qualified to speak on it. I don't see him making any efforts to escape. There are a wide variety of techniques that can be used to escape those positions, and with the size difference he could honestly probably just stand up. He's either the worst jiu jitsu athlete of all time, or he's letting her work while trying to keep her crotch away from his face.
Oh damn, lost again! Wanna go again, best out of 33?
When losing is more rewarding.
He proceeded to lose for several more hours. He's the real winner. We all are.
Because he did. This wasn't a fight, this was like watching a 7 year old try to tackle their dad, and the dad playfully lets it happen so the 7 year old doesn't feel self-conscious lol.
Certainly, you can even see him moving his arm around awkwardly multiple times, bros fighting for his life but not in the way you would originally think
He's also actively trying to make sure none of her limbs graze his crotch. He's playing two levels of defense.
This man was fighting every fiber of his being not to take a whiff.
I'm not into judo, so I have no idea what's going on. If this was a dude, is it normal to rub your balls across your opponent's face the whole time?
Oh absolutely. That's how they score points.
I see you know your judo well
Get your hand off my penis!
You sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?
Gentlemen, this is democrrrracy manifest
Ta ta, and farewell!
A succulent Chinese meaaal!
I have a sudden urge for a succulent Chinese meal
##CHINESE MEAL!!
And a succulent one at that!
Grab his dick and twist it!!
The oooooolllllll DICK TWIST!
To this day any time I’m eating Chinese food I have to bring up that it’s succulent.
I'm glad for your existence and participation here today
𝓘𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭, 𝓪 𝓿𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓼𝓸 𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂, 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓭𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝔀𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰.
You are entering a dimension, not only of sight and of sound, but of smell.
Have a look at the headlock here!
A succulent Chinese meal!
It's not gay if it's a sport.
This is Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Judo is more related to standing game where the eaim is to take your opponent off their feet
You have a lot of ground techniques in Judo too (ne-waza). However, as pointed out previously, this isn't it. In Judo, this would have been called off as soon as she stood up on both feet. That's when they'd both resume a standing fight.
Not to mention that they're not wearing a judo uniform.
The woman is trying to isolate the man's left arm so she can apply an arm lock called a Kimura. By placing your hips closer to (or on top of) your opponent's head you can generate more leverage for this technique.
“hips”… right…
My "hips" don't lie.
absolutely normal, taint choke, you basically submit the other person by suffocating him with your taint smell. Works faster if you dont take shower regularly.
[As demonstrated by Azamat on Borat.](https://www.tzr.io/yarn-clip/5069faf4-302f-4f22-b27f-4ad441181c14/gif)
I mention Borat in passing to some people and they’re like “ew, that movie is low class.” That fight scene is everything.
I’d say it’s rather high-class when a Cambridge-educated British comic genius has a naked wrestling match with an overweight middle-aged Armenian American actor. Think of the rich cultural fusion at play as they stage a production influenced by an alternate Kazakh culture that collides with the American Dream.
That fight scene is a cinematic masterpiece. They're just losers who cant appreciate a Mona when they see it.
Literally Bacterian
I only ever tried wrestling once way back in elementary school. I lost my first ever match because my opponent smelled AWFUL, like I was choking from the smell it was so bad. At that moment I realized wrestling wasn't for me and never did it again lol. So, I mean not showering and smelling awful does seem to be an effective strategy
He is taking whiffs all the time during this session, we just dont see it, he is highly trained artist, dont understimate his abilites
I think he caught a whiff and that’s why we was straining to keep his face (and nose) as far away as possible.
Vaginosis would have put him in a coma for life.
I’d be more worried about chubbing up
He is absolutely thinking about baseball or grandmas couch. That mind is fighting to be a million miles away
I really need to stop browsing Reddit at work, I'm trying to contain my laughter.
> I really need to stop browsing Reddit at work What else are you gonna do at work — your job?
…My boss is tech illiterate so I can say this honestly; I work all my hours, keep up with my paperwork, and get paid next to nothing. I sit in this office pretty well all day sans lunch, occasionally I wonder around to see if I can nab a student for my program, but even then I don’t think they really need (nor want) my help. The ones that do, have responded to the text system I used that about 80% of them assume is staffed with a bot. *I see you telling me to fuck off guys, it’s not polite, please be more respectful, I’m just doing my job.* In the meantime I try to impress my boss by being smart when he comes to my office for meetings (I think he just needs an excuse to walk around for exercise but he also genuinely probes me for an opinion and often seeks my council so maybe I’m doing something right), or I go to his office as some of that time out of my office. Meanwhile, I submit reports and paperwork at his request, along with the federal program I work for’s paperwork requests. (None of it sans my timesheet are structured particularly extensively the paperwork is only as detailed as you need it to be…and it’s not much). I attend one monthly webinar, and my mind slowly rots as they talk about the other half of the program that operates in High-schools for 90% of it, as our district leader pulls us aside for 30 minutes at the end for some basics and to ensure everyone’s working on appropriate project work. All of this to say, I have all that done, and nothing to do. But will maintain the facade of being busy, while reading HFY, Fanfics, and casually browsing non-credible memes to the tune of the US defense budget and dreaming of the things I could do if I could convince anyone at all to invest into the ideas I want to pursue, but know factually no bank nor government agency would be patient enough to actually give me a chance. So by all means, my job is pretty well covered…no clue what the other guy has to do, but I’m sure he’s just fine.
3 hours later I found myself in the exact same situation and reading your comment perfectly describing what I'm currently doing made it even harder not to burst out laughing lmao.
One wrong move, you think about grandma instead of her couch and then it's over.
Grandma's couch had me in tears, why is that so accurate
“The only way out is to tap… death by snoo”
Eh you actually will be so on edge you’d have a hard time churning up
Soon as I notice this is a bad time to get hard Oopsy I did a little hardy for you. - my body
Oh I'd be on edge alright
Says you old mani still get em just from eating
Lmao I remember having this problem like even just hugging Now I'm behind the window, no contact
”Oh nooo, Im losing so hard! Whatever will I do to get out of this grapple!? Aw, shucks!”
Lmaoooo I feel like he’s way stronger than her. He’s either being nice or he’s enjoying what’s happening.
He's having a tough time because he's fighting two battles at once: fighting both her and his own boner.
Dude’s not trying to escape. Dude’s using all his effort to stop her from accidentally touching his boner.
He is most likley wearing a jockstrap.
Now does that make it more *or* less obvious?
For the dudes watching without sound - there was no fart sound low or loud. We can’t say if any silent killers were released. But the gun was always pointed towards the nose so we can understand anxiety of the pinned dude.
What an innocent creature you are my dear friend
Real talk is it illegal to fart in your opponent's face during a match
Oh you think that’s why he was avoiding it lmao? This comment is so cute
So, nothing fishy?
I feel like he was just trying not to put his face in her privates out of respect or atleast not on camera.
Thank you!!
*Oh no youve pinned me again*
It's so hard to get out of this!
*What are you doing step-sparring partner!*
“Don’t rub your fanny on me”
In the UK… that’s a totally different ball game
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i could go for an Italian fanny right now
"I'vd got your kids Dan, I've got your kids"
Lynn, these are sex-swappers!
No, thanks. I don’t want to be part of your sex festival.
There are some people that pay for that.
It's me I'm people
Hit’em with the clam slam I see
Good ole taco touchdown
The gash smash
The ole’ clit twist!
Why dose this seem like a reward
this sentence is fucking hilarious
Death by Snu Snu.
It has nothing to do with smell, it’s that he above all else can’t let his face end up in that area, even if he wants to
He's trying to do the right thing here.
Well there’s a fine line between respectful and right, and this shows that expertly
imagine if the roles were reverted. the man on top would have been the one trying his best not to rub his crotch on the woman's face
and see, that’s my friend is called the female privilege
https://youtu.be/y-XFeCxlmds?si=3z4xt3fjYsVddO58
I think there's a sub for this
There's an entire Orange Youtube channel for this.
Orange YouTube?
She's going to town on him and he's doing everything he can to avoid a sexual assault charge
I‘ve been practicing Judo since I was 6 years old (now 33) and in my teenage years I never understood why my girlfriend was mad after watching training sessions. I do now… 😜
Started doing judo at the age of 5 or so and after few years we got couple years older girls in our class that we got/had to roll with, was an weird feeling to get a chubby from getting choken by a girl, like wtf is wrong with my pp... maybe that is where that kink developed 🤷
To be honest, I really think that starting at a very young age helped to kinda ignore that you're touching girls in seemingly weird ways. It's just a sport and nothing else. It gives a good perspective to feel natural being around the other gender and not think about weird stuff all the time. It teaches respect.
Is it just me or did he crack a smile?
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Yeah it looked like he was trying not to laugh at a couple points.
In such a combat scenario, can you headbutt the lady balls?
He is putting all 80% of his focus on keeping his face out of her coochie.
That "I'm not getting cancelled for this" angle his head turned to.
Calls that move the tuna crunch wrap.
Bro isn't trying to go anywhere
Mission Failed Successfully
I bet he went home and the best wank.
Bro probably didn’t even make it home
I'd call that snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.
They have different goals in this fight. She seeks to win, he just fighting his hardest to not do something involuntary indecent.
You lose butt you win…
This is why we don’t talk about fight club!
His hardest battle…fighting off an erection
My man signed up to be a wrestler, not a fisherman
I'm all for mixed gender sports but you can tell the guy is preoccupied with trying not to look like a pervert and definitely avoiding grips/hand positions that would outrage the girls fans, get him arrested and potentially even added to the sex offenders register. Not really a fair fight when you can't appropriately defend yourself without looking like a perv
Now he must feel like a captain of a big ship
Even if he loses, he wins
Feel kinda cheated. With that title, all the while watching, was waiting for a loud fart in his face, followed by an admission of defeat. lol
no no no no if this happens to me only 2 things can happen, 1. I go in and take a whiff or 2. I slam that bitch against the ground so hard Her next five children are aborted
He doesn’t seem to be trying real hard to escape, does he? Just kinda lying there lol. Big giant of a man, huge arms, lol
Punch her right in the pussy!
Dat is not de smell of defeat. Dat is de smell of depussy
He is trying his hardest not to put his face in it
That man is struggling to hide the boner
Is this just sex with extra steps?
The smell of defeat was strong but he could almost taste victory.
Not a fair fight. He is fighting two fights at the same time. One physically and the other one is him trying to avoid a SA claim. A push on a wrong body part and he is in big trouble.
He's fighting her and his inner demon at the same time.
Police Academy: "Who's Next?" "Me! Me! Me!"
I feel sorry for him, he looks very uncomfortable…
He seems very uncomfortable
Unintentionally chokes himself out by holding his breath. It's an ancient ritual: Seppuku by cooch avoidance