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Yeah, just look how good Theory's entrance looks and feels and compare it to this.
He could've looked like an absolute star at Mania if it had been nighttime.
This run she's about to go on is about to be one for the books. Old entrance again, bringing back the old looks, even the great mic skills. I was afraid after all the mom jokes, #TeamBestie, and how neutral she's been on the mic in the past couple returns, that she wouldn't hit the same but I really shouldn't have doubted her legendary ability to be an absolute narcissistic bitch when its time. Im excited for this.
I think its important too, because you rarely see woman come back as legends while the men do it all the time. She always had respect, but the newer generation fans really didn't know her too well and how important she was to the division. Now she can really solidify herself as a GOAT, while also helping the star power of the newer gen females.
Oh, I don't know, its more wishful thinking on my end lmao. Out of all the returning women we've had, Trish is leagues above in the ring so I hope we get a mini last run out of her while we got her.
Even if it was only until like Summerslam I’d be ok with that. Lita basically can’t go anymore but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t want to see one more match between them somewhere. Even if it was a Tag Match.
We'll find out after the becky match probably.
If Becky beats her and sends her on her way we have our answer... If Trish ends up knocking Becky around? Well she might be around for a while
What i love about it is the fact it happened in a realistic time frame. It didn't drag out for months, it happened. I don't care if it's cheesy or not, I'm really happy they they just did it.
I was a mere child during the Attitude Era, and had only read the sacred scriptures of those who had told of their tales about the one that is Trish Stratus.
And now that the wrestling gods have bestowed a Trish Stratus storyline in our modern day, may I say...
Hubbada.
Her babe of the year 2002 pictures launched me onto manhood. The anticipation, on dial up, of having each of those images load. Seeing half the picture loaded and waiting for the absolute perfection that is a professional Trish pic to slowly fully take shape was just mind blowing for a 14 year old.
*[Stratusfaction](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91Hkuk6fTLL._AC_UL600_SR600,600_.jpg). It's a portmanteau of "Stratus" and "satisfaction".
Since we are dealing with Attitude Era HoM...
https://preview.redd.it/7sw3il9u9mua1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa0f3f0d87430d01c1d77b8110824f999715b1f
I'm just amazed that she's always pulled it off. Has she ever had a wardrobe malfunction? As much as she puts out there and the way she moves I just don't get how I've never seen any real accidents. I know she has had a couple, but I've always been a little scared for her on air and she doesn't act worried at all. I assume some tape helps?
We've got enough leches around here when it comes to the women (it's got much better where I'm reading) so I didn't say it, but I was in high school when she first showed up so I definitely did my research back then.
Trish is on the record that she absolutely hates wrestlers who spend half their match fiddling with their tights and clothes.
So the logic would follow that she's got some epic 'tape' and whatnot going on to comply to her own standards.
I remember hearing that too. I always thought it made her stand out as a wrestler that she was able to be in the fight and not tending to her looks. When everyone is wearing tights and impressive outfits I really enjoy the people that look like they're there for a brawl even if shit goes south with their getup. Obviously nobody gets to keep going in the ring with things hanging out but she's got the bearing like she'd be one to give zero fucks about her looks while in the fight. Gunther and Nakamura have that same bearing.
Now I'm thinking I need to see Gunther and Nak trading slaps like Roman Olympians. Bare ass naked and making everyone feel underdressed while watching.
>the MILF feud of the summer has begun
Triple H backstage, shooing away Brock.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhBhmM3OaRs&ab\_channel=BrianMcLoughlin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhBhmM3OaRs&ab_channel=BrianMcLoughlin)
Trish: "I'll let you **attempt** to pull it off" *walks away*
Brock: *silently takes off hat, looks down at it, then puts it back on and stares at his pecs* "...cowboys can do low-neck crew tops too, I guess"
If WWE were to buy the rights to the 1970s TV show *Charlies Angels*, they could do a really crazy version of it with Trish Stratus, Lita, & Mandy Rose as the 'angels' fighting crime. Bosley would be played by Paul Heyman. Voice of 'Charlie' would be done by Donald Sutherland.
I honestly thought at first when the arena went black that she was about to make an Edge like entrance with no music like he did after he turned heel last year.
No, no. Today's Trish has held up pretty well, but she's got nothing on [2001 Trish](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/97/69/869769ee43b47864bdcef3d1a3573266--trish-stratus-december.jpg) or even [2006 Trish](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVGUtVsWAAMcsop.jpg).
You know what, I'm gonna disagree. Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson looked amazing then, but look even better now. Stacy Kiebler doesn't look better now, mostly because she somehow looks exactly the same now (and is still S+ tier along with the aforementioned.)
Yeah, I've seen some speculation about that since she's been back. She absolutely did get the implants taken out in retirement. Surely to God she didn't get new ones just for a last run.
Implants aren't lifetime so some women don't replace their implants and opt to just remove the current ones and wait until they have a reason / the money to get new ones later.
Respectfully...
Also, she made some points in her promo. She was dead wrong about not being our childhood fantasy though.
For as great as the entrance and promo were, it’s a shame both were almost destroyed by the insane level of fake crowd noise.
My one complaint about the Triple H era is that fake Thunderdome crowd reactions stuck around for every show. I honestly thought it’d be one of the first things he got rid of.
Am I the odd one out here who's not nearly as excited? Yes, obvs she looks great and has stayed looking great for years. Few people can deny that.
But at the end of the day...this woman can not wrestle like she used to.
Thought she was gonna get a new entrance theme instead of using that same theme she used throughout her career as a Face. She should go back to the old T&A theme
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Looks great, I love lights out entrances
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The Ring Baroness
Too bad it doesn't sync with her theme at all
Yeah, just look how good Theory's entrance looks and feels and compare it to this. He could've looked like an absolute star at Mania if it had been nighttime.
Instantly thought of give me my spotlight Batista
She had a lights out entrance back in the early 2000s too, was happy to see it
Brock to Trish: 
"one of us is gonna have to change and it's not me"
Neither of them backed down lol.
Brock and Trish new faction starts today.
This run she's about to go on is about to be one for the books. Old entrance again, bringing back the old looks, even the great mic skills. I was afraid after all the mom jokes, #TeamBestie, and how neutral she's been on the mic in the past couple returns, that she wouldn't hit the same but I really shouldn't have doubted her legendary ability to be an absolute narcissistic bitch when its time. Im excited for this.
I think its important too, because you rarely see woman come back as legends while the men do it all the time. She always had respect, but the newer generation fans really didn't know her too well and how important she was to the division. Now she can really solidify herself as a GOAT, while also helping the star power of the newer gen females.
Which is wild, because in general the women all retired earlier than the men. She's younger than Edge.
Succinct way to put it, friend! I mean she's not in the Hall of Fame for nothing. Heel Trish is best Trish.
Is she going for like an actual run? I thought this was just a one off feud. I am a little lost lol
Oh, I don't know, its more wishful thinking on my end lmao. Out of all the returning women we've had, Trish is leagues above in the ring so I hope we get a mini last run out of her while we got her.
* With the exception of Beth Phoenix, I think. I'm actually kind of surprised she hasn't come back for a six-month full-time run.
Beth not having another full run suprises me the most. I figured she would get a run with one of the belts sometime in the last 5 years
Even if it was only until like Summerslam I’d be ok with that. Lita basically can’t go anymore but I’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t want to see one more match between them somewhere. Even if it was a Tag Match.
We'll find out after the becky match probably. If Becky beats her and sends her on her way we have our answer... If Trish ends up knocking Becky around? Well she might be around for a while
What i love about it is the fact it happened in a realistic time frame. It didn't drag out for months, it happened. I don't care if it's cheesy or not, I'm really happy they they just did it.
Looking extremely respectfully
EYE CONTACT THE WHOLE TIME
[No](https://i.redd.it/sv9ro8qm94291.jpg)
I’ll never not love her cowgirl hats
The white light in the background during her pose is classic Trish nice to see it return.
Man...she's really been fine my whole life 🥲
I'm suddenly 15 again.
Don’t sprain your wrist
Shut up. I know what I'm doing.
 She so bad bruh
I was a mere child during the Attitude Era, and had only read the sacred scriptures of those who had told of their tales about the one that is Trish Stratus. And now that the wrestling gods have bestowed a Trish Stratus storyline in our modern day, may I say... Hubbada.
Quite a few of us were children during that era, and Trish Stratus is what dragged many of us kicking and screaming into puberty.
I was 11. Then I saw a poster of Trish. Puberty happened that day.
Some people have Leia in Jedi. Other people have Trish.
Candice Michelle for me. My personal GOAT
My taste of women to this day is the middle of the venn diagram of Trish and Lita
Her babe of the year 2002 pictures launched me onto manhood. The anticipation, on dial up, of having each of those images load. Seeing half the picture loaded and waiting for the absolute perfection that is a professional Trish pic to slowly fully take shape was just mind blowing for a 14 year old.
Poetry.
Let me tell you about the story of Trish and the Tables.
WWE Divas Magazine: Sacred Scriptures Edition
Coming from me, a wrestling fan in the past having witnessed Trish's rise, yep. Hummana hummana indeed. That lights out entrance of her rules too.
Heel Trish just hits different.
Meme origin is what?
the MILF feud of the summer has begun
MILF Stratus
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The stratification is sacred
*[Stratusfaction](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/91Hkuk6fTLL._AC_UL600_SR600,600_.jpg). It's a portmanteau of "Stratus" and "satisfaction".
Kaiser should absolutely be Trish's hype man, but they just never explain why.
They ask him once and he just says, “Freelancing”
As someone who started watching wrestling when she was the face of the womens division I will never get tired of seeing her.
someone bonk me
https://i.imgur.com/MuAywjS.jpg
Steve Bonkman 😂
He's cold as ice
holy shit, this is funny
I dunno why this got me giggling hard, but it did. Thank you
Since we are dealing with Attitude Era HoM... https://preview.redd.it/7sw3il9u9mua1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa0f3f0d87430d01c1d77b8110824f999715b1f
I would but I'm more attracted to Trish than I ever have been so I won't
https://preview.redd.it/8n5qweplnoua1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b6bcc8c2bdbfacc536cddcfffc325d8af2f436
https://preview.redd.it/dsab8n9ajoua1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73a6532d24373ae6cfb87da33c66e4fd467758f2
Gonna have to line up behind you too tbh
And it returns: The Hardest Working Pushup Bra in Showbiz. They should put a cape over it halfway into the match like it is James fucking Brown
I'm just amazed that she's always pulled it off. Has she ever had a wardrobe malfunction? As much as she puts out there and the way she moves I just don't get how I've never seen any real accidents. I know she has had a couple, but I've always been a little scared for her on air and she doesn't act worried at all. I assume some tape helps?
> Has she ever had a wardrobe malfunction? Asking for purely scientific curiosity, I'm sure.
We've got enough leches around here when it comes to the women (it's got much better where I'm reading) so I didn't say it, but I was in high school when she first showed up so I definitely did my research back then.
Trish is on the record that she absolutely hates wrestlers who spend half their match fiddling with their tights and clothes. So the logic would follow that she's got some epic 'tape' and whatnot going on to comply to her own standards.
I remember hearing that too. I always thought it made her stand out as a wrestler that she was able to be in the fight and not tending to her looks. When everyone is wearing tights and impressive outfits I really enjoy the people that look like they're there for a brawl even if shit goes south with their getup. Obviously nobody gets to keep going in the ring with things hanging out but she's got the bearing like she'd be one to give zero fucks about her looks while in the fight. Gunther and Nakamura have that same bearing. Now I'm thinking I need to see Gunther and Nak trading slaps like Roman Olympians. Bare ass naked and making everyone feel underdressed while watching.
She uses the same tape they repair aircraft with.
I just remembered her gear for her match vs Christy Hemme. Even the suspenders were doing their best.
Wow! I don't know who is better, Attitude era Trish or present day
Present day
*[[Stratus 2000 has entered the chat](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNC4Q1NVAAAGqca.png)]*
Part of me wants to see Trish bringing Albert for old times sake but also it would be sad to not see Test there
Anybody else misread the word "bringing" in this comment?
Trish looks great Loved the entrance
It’s nice that she let Brock borrow her gear.
Maybe it's a Canadian thing
*Brock and Trish both round a corner and see the other's outfits tonight* **Brock and Trish (*in unison*:)** "Shit."
>the MILF feud of the summer has begun Triple H backstage, shooing away Brock. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhBhmM3OaRs&ab\_channel=BrianMcLoughlin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhBhmM3OaRs&ab_channel=BrianMcLoughlin)
Trish: "I'll let you **attempt** to pull it off" *walks away* Brock: *silently takes off hat, looks down at it, then puts it back on and stares at his pecs* "...cowboys can do low-neck crew tops too, I guess"
The nostalgia seeing her dressed like that. Still a fucking baddie too.
Crazy to see her as a heel like this, but this should be a fun feud for Becky.
🤠
Shucky Ducky...
QUACK QUACK
I don't care what side of the heel/babyface spectrum she is on, I'll always love her! A truly terrific Canadian!!
This woman stays FINE. I'm a teenager again.
Is it the Undertaker? Is it Brock Lesnar? Hell no that’s Trish Stratus!
Evil Trish is the best
Did they... get bigger?
Yes.....yes they did
BRB lads watching my classmates regress into horny 8 year olds from the mid 2000s again
Looks like the puppies are back, my childhood is flashing right before my eyes.
Trish is making me feel some type of way. The Type of way that made teenage me fall in love with her all those years ago. Bonk.
Jesus Trish is still a baddie! She's aging like some excellent fine wine
Jesus Christ she looks as good as she ever did. Horny bonk me all you want, it's Trish fuckin Stratus, man. I bow to the glory.
We are not worthy.
bruhhh she getting better with age
If WWE were to buy the rights to the 1970s TV show *Charlies Angels*, they could do a really crazy version of it with Trish Stratus, Lita, & Mandy Rose as the 'angels' fighting crime. Bosley would be played by Paul Heyman. Voice of 'Charlie' would be done by Donald Sutherland.
I honestly thought at first when the arena went black that she was about to make an Edge like entrance with no music like he did after he turned heel last year.
Nah theyre just doing a throwback entrance with Heel Trish from 2006
Trish Stratus having a heel run in 2023. What a blessing for us older fans.
Forget about The Old Stone Cold, I NEED THE OLLLLLD TRISH STRATUS!
Her current looks are right up there with her 2000 looks. It's wild! Loving this run
Goddamnnnnnnn 😋🥰 she’s even hotter than 20 years ago
No, no. Today's Trish has held up pretty well, but she's got nothing on [2001 Trish](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/97/69/869769ee43b47864bdcef3d1a3573266--trish-stratus-december.jpg) or even [2006 Trish](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVGUtVsWAAMcsop.jpg).
I like mature ladies 🤷♂️ lol
Same, but I'll admit when they look better younger. Trish is still hot, just not as hot she was.
You know what, I'm gonna disagree. Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson looked amazing then, but look even better now. Stacy Kiebler doesn't look better now, mostly because she somehow looks exactly the same now (and is still S+ tier along with the aforementioned.)
Boobs.
Are the implants back or os this 21st-century push-up bra tech? It doesn't matter. I remember her taking them out post-WWE.
Yeah, I've seen some speculation about that since she's been back. She absolutely did get the implants taken out in retirement. Surely to God she didn't get new ones just for a last run.
Implants aren't lifetime so some women don't replace their implants and opt to just remove the current ones and wait until they have a reason / the money to get new ones later.
And she followed it up with an awesome promo full of truths.
Just like wine 😩👌
Them thangs be thanging
https://preview.redd.it/8j790wv7nmua1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3508c5713692a579d193cf141b5b0c7b808ea2
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🥵🥵🥵
she looks absolutely stunning.
She really does look fantastic 🔥
Still looks fucking incredible at 47
Trish theme is new world sympathy confirmed
10 year old me is happy.
1 word: BADASS🔥
Fine wine
She’s still fine as fuck man.
That was the breast entrance of the night!
Trish in a robe and cowboy hat with alotta cleavage, oh I'm a kid again
Respectfully... Also, she made some points in her promo. She was dead wrong about not being our childhood fantasy though.
We have been BLESSED with this woman for 23 years
Feels like 2003.
she is way too attractive damnnn
6 types of men in the early 2000s A Lita guy A Trish guy A Stacy guy A Tory guy A Candice guy A Sable guy And then there was me A horny guy
Is that the same outfit Brock wore tonight?
throwback to her debut entrance with T & A
Big night for stylish headwear and long coats
My gawd i’m a kid again in the attitude era! Someone bonk me!
Stunning
It was nice of her to loan Brock her hat.
Man, when was the last time Trish was heel, '04? '05? This is gonna be a good ride.
Bro she went back to 2001 Trish. Damnnn
good lord
Heel Trish back like "I'm just here to remind yall"
Still a rocket 🚀
'i'm gonna fight these urges, my brother'
... Respectfully.
What a sweet throwback. Really happy to see this entrance again; so excited for this run
There's Canada's greatest export
she has that quiet heel charisma, she doesn’t do any big poses but she has your attention whenever she walks into a room
We are not gonna boo at her bruv 👀
I can't believe how good she looks. Ageless
Needs more Tomko
Brock and Trish share the same stylist.
Cowgirl shit
A Lebron level of longevity.
All we need is Linda sat in a chair in the corner
They really went O.T.T with the dubbed crowd reactions tonight.
She’s wearing Brocks hat
Darth Trish has entered the building.
Someone edit in the Imperium entrance over this
#BONK'S ALL AROUND
For as great as the entrance and promo were, it’s a shame both were almost destroyed by the insane level of fake crowd noise. My one complaint about the Triple H era is that fake Thunderdome crowd reactions stuck around for every show. I honestly thought it’d be one of the first things he got rid of.
"We're all ~~going~~ over!"
You can barely tell what the genuine crowd noise is because the fucking piped in noise, so it just sounds an air conditioner against a microphone.
 Heel Trish was always the hottest. Whew.
Heel Trish is on another level, I cannot wait for next week.
Wwe still doing the audio enhanced crowd reactions? Lame
Boos sound so fake
Did she steal Mickie's hat on the way into work today?
Actually Trish started wearing the cowboy hat before Mickie did
Wow we sure are making heels cowboys/cowgirls this week EDIT: ~~Oh riiiight, because RAW's in El Paso, Texas~~ Never mind
RAW is in Little Rock, AR tonight
How do u srsly not know Trish iconic cowgirl gears back then
Why are you so bothered by this? I wasn't watching wrestling around that time
Vince’s girl is back
It’s sad how they have to pipe in crowd reactions
If one of them weren't dead I would've expected her to be flavored by Test and Albert with this entrance. What year is it?
Am I the odd one out here who's not nearly as excited? Yes, obvs she looks great and has stayed looking great for years. Few people can deny that. But at the end of the day...this woman can not wrestle like she used to.
Thought she was gonna get a new entrance theme instead of using that same theme she used throughout her career as a Face. She should go back to the old T&A theme
Well she still used It's Time to Rock N Roll for her heel run against Lita
I'm not saying this would be good booking, but it would make some sense if Victoria returned out of nowhere to cost Trish the match.
I cannot believe the first thing you see when light shines down on her.
Bruh
I need this synced up to the Judgement Day theme
I see, another Jeff Jarrett enjoyer
Very authentic boos