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chaboyReddit

OP lives under a rock


holycarrots

How is the bull market treating you bro?


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Buy me a new home once you’re a billionaire ok?


KifDawg

Bro your entire profile back multiple months is just shitting on GME lol. Are you okay? Hahaha. Don't you have any other hobbies


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Yes.


LibrarianIRL

Alright OP show us your short position or your puts 🌈🐻


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

You understand this was more of a general question right? With a clear cut example of said childlessness.


LibrarianIRL

Nha man, you’re just trying to throw some shade on Cohen/GME like many others. Meme stock my ass, its a real company with a CEO who’s addicted to work. Gtfo.


holycarrots

What work has he actually done?


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Working real hard. Failed NFT venture and now cutting everything in sight. Bet he has a real nice golden parachute.🪂


LibrarianIRL

Short the stock, pu**y


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

It’s down just over 80% from the ATH already. And honestly if they manage to turn a small profit for the year $10 isn’t an unreasonable price.


spanishdictlover

He’s correct. Truth hurts I suppose.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Wooosh.


Intellect_Invest

How is this even childish? It’s honestly pretty well known we have these issues.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

First letter of the second word on each line. Come on man.


Background-Session81

Shut up


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

No u.


StraightUpJello

Nice


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PENIS ?


PrismosPickleJar

I believe PENIS means green didos…. Soooooo calls.


Middle_Scratch4129

Everyone will know his name sooner rather than later. It's also cryptic, IYKYK.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Wasn’t the question. And no.


Middle_Scratch4129

Fine I'll humor you. Absolutely fucking not, the dude is playing 69D Chess while most other are playing checkers. Look what he did with chewy and GameStop. Can't wait for his next splash. Again, cryptic 🍆. IYKYK.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

>Look what he did with chewy Chewy was never profitable under his leadership. >and GameStop What did he do exactly? Failed NFT marketplace? >Can't wait for his next splash. Bud you’re not getting new equity.


Middle_Scratch4129

Sounds like he's already living rent free in your head. ✌️


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

You can rub it in my face when you get those TEDDY shares. Any day now…


Quetzacoal

What is teddy? This man is the CEO of gamestop


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Short answer. Fictitious company / stock created by holders of extinguished BBBYQ shares.


Fun_Reporter9086

I usually avoid investing in those companies altogether. You are going to alienate about 50% of the potential customers. Why do that? If you want to talk politics, create an anonymous account.


suititup1

See how well this ages


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

What? Is something supposed to happen?


Coffee-and-puts

Its actually only going to go up. Its fairly obvious they will report positive net income for the first time and that won’t make for selling pressure…


Apprehensive_Jury_32

Absolutely. You’re basically trusting the CEO with your money.


ConfusedCanadian19

And his money.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

It’s not something that comes up very often. I can think of one other individual off the top of my head. Rhymes with Husk.


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Rubyheart255

Fusk.


Justbuster_

God forbid someone having a sense of humour. Edit : Yuri Tarded op


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Why didn’t I think of that? All CEOs should take notice and tweet dick jokes asap. Fuck professionalism right?


assholeTea

You ever seen Elons X account lol?


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Yes. And this is somehow more low brow.


Justbuster_

I am ceo of a company and I do enjoy dick jokes.


PuzzleheadedWeb9876

Get to posting on Twitter then. Do your company proud!


holycarrots

Isn't this the same CEO who pumped and dumped BBBY shares, causing his loyal investors to lose a lot of money? I also heard he was heavily involved in an NFT rug pull scam called "Gamestop Marketplace". He really should be put in jail for financial terrorism, he reminds me so much of Madoff.


hirme23

🍿


2buckchuck2

Lil wannabe Musk


22pabloesco22

That cult is almost as cringe as the cult of musk/tesla