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cam52391

This is the most British sentence I've ever seen


Signifi-gunt

I was having such a hard time understanding until I made it British.


cam52391

I've watched lots of doctor who and other British shows I've gotten familiar with their slang a bit


Ok_Egg_4585

That explains it, cheers mate


jeffgolenski

They’re called ”bin men” and not “rubbish men”? What a fucking missed opportunity!


aaalllouttabubblegum

No no no. You're the rubbish man. You put the rubbish in the bin. Bin man collects the bin. It makes the most sense.


jeffgolenski

He doesn’t collect the bin! He collects the rubbish and returns the bin you silly goose!


Affectionate-Sky-548

Thus, the century long race war began between the Bin Men and the Rubbish men clans.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

yeah it’s short for dustbin men.


DontAskGrim

It is not just the bin man. The cashier at the local supermarket knows which locals like to get sloshed.


Frost-Wzrd

you can get liquor at the grocery store?


jzsang

It depends on where you live. In the U.S., it can vary by state as well. Here in Wisconsin, you can definitely get liquor and beer at the grocery store.


yournansabricky

I used to be a bin man and we know almost everything about your life Not because of your rubbish, because I break into your house and hide in your cupboards


Ravenwight

lol no they don’t, we return empties here.


MagicOrpheus310

The whole fucken neighborhood does... That glass bottle noise your recycling bin makes is a dead give away hahaha


the-minsterman

People down my co-op must think I'm an absolute wreckhead. I'm definitely NOT a wreckhead.


what-is-in-the-soup

You can hear mine rattle after a weekend if there’s even a small breeze 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Safe_Asparagus_1244

I'll Belgium we have a blue see trough garbage bag for everything plastic or metal. When it's garbage day, you c'en see at what places people drink a lot too xD. At least if they drink beer out of a can. Some people also seem to only be drinking cola. Or if they're picking up old paper/cardboard, you often see places where there's 20 boxes of delivery pizza xD. Always a good way to get to know your neighbors


aperocknroll1988

Where I live it's rare they actually get out of the truck.


jasmetcalf99

Our sealed trash cans goes out to curb and are picked up by 3 different trucks .. the driver just pulls alongside proper can .. then big mechanical claw picks up can .. dumps it into top of truck .. then replaces can by curb .. driver never gets off his butt .. and .. they’re paid $28.00/hour .. and they have a very powerful union .. one of most powerful in state .. politicians kiss garbage union butts .. they vote as a block


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FreneticENT

I’m not sure how “the people that gather your trash know you’re a drinker by the sound of the bottles in your trash can. It’s Saturday, I had a drink and now my recycling bin is clinking down the drive” is difficult to comprehend?


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FreneticENT

Said the person who couldn’t understand a simple post.