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You’re being called a fat American
🍔🍟
You’ve never had a European belly rub?
Shhh, don't tell her about it. It's our little secret.
It’s a cultural thing. Don’t kink shame!
Here in Europe we have a big body snatcher problem, but apparently they don't have belly buttons. That's how we can find them. So we just want to get sure.
I might have told them of that time you came to my place and I played with you belly 😩.
Poor dude got no game
We need to check if you have a belly button so we can get prove that america has aliens.
The asking for extra pictures right off the bat rubs me the wrong way, particularly specific body part pictures. Run, op.
You know you can take screenshots from your mobile and don’t need a second phone to take photos of the first one right?
Lol this is amazing show that person the belly
You’re being called a fat American
🍔🍟
You’ve never had a European belly rub?
Shhh, don't tell her about it. It's our little secret.
It’s a cultural thing. Don’t kink shame!
Here in Europe we have a big body snatcher problem, but apparently they don't have belly buttons. That's how we can find them. So we just want to get sure.
I might have told them of that time you came to my place and I played with you belly 😩.
Poor dude got no game
We need to check if you have a belly button so we can get prove that america has aliens.
The asking for extra pictures right off the bat rubs me the wrong way, particularly specific body part pictures. Run, op.
You know you can take screenshots from your mobile and don’t need a second phone to take photos of the first one right?
Lol this is amazing show that person the belly