Slap an optic on and just use that. I like Holosun ACSS Vulcan green dot. Pretty rough with it too, slam it with the heel my left palm. It doesn't seem to mind at all.
They literally sell little clips so you can use your credit card at the gas station. Apparently long nails make it impossible to pull the card out. So stupid.
i dont do long nails but the few times i tried press on nails from the drugstore its just the same way you wipe any other way.. youre just holding tissue paper to wipe. who wipes with their nails? lmfao but yes typing on a computer keyboard or a phone is hard
Same dude, it's one of those things for some reason, could be a perfectly attractive woman in all other regards, appearance and/or personality, but nails beyond a certain length are an automatic no for me
Imagine being repulsed by painted nails of any kind. Like so many women make me go 'ewwwww' inside. For some reason my brain just won't tolerate it, straight up revolting.
So don't use a room full of guns as my profile picture? Asking for a friend... Or me depending how you look at it.. I'm looking for a reason to go shopping in his gun closet..
> It could be worse
Yeah, she could rifle through the trash can for the condom you used last night in an attempt to get you to pay her rent and shopping sprees for the next 18 years. Talk about headache
Who knows. People like the ‘forbidden fruit’. Back when segregation was still a thing, and for many years after it legally ended, white people couldn’t socialize with black people which made those relations off limits, but white people would still want to do it. They’d call it “jungle fever” back then.
But who knows about today, Maybe their dads a racist and black people are off limits, so subconsciously the rebel in them just wants it even more. Like the stereotype of preachers daughters being the biggest freaks.
But Black girls aren’t attracted to white men as much as white girls are attracted to black men. I’m a guy who’s half and half tho so I’m just speaking from the sidelines, and I have my own sexual preferences which puts mixed women at the top, and latinas in a close second.
Lol, I put pics of my truck, bicycle, and camping trips in my profile and now mostly white men swipe right. I swipe left on any gun pics and I own one.
I believe he’s trying to understand the interracial dynamic of dating in this context. Whereas this is an example of a black man understanding that the white woman is posturing, discernibly, to appeal to a specific demographic (presumably black men, based on this comment’s thread). Contrastingly, under what circumstances could a white man pose so intrinsically specific to appeal to black women?
Or he’s trolling in order to backpedal out of a racist comment. Or both!
Sure
Ja Morant is an NBA player on the Memphis Grizzlies with some sort of compulsion with being filmed with a firearm in his hand. Young Ali here surprises us all on picture 5 with the gun.
Look, I love guns. But I see that picture and I would never trust that woman. And with not trust I mean stay away from me. I've seen too many videos on the internet of people not knowing how to handle a gun and playing with them and I got the same vibes from this
Not even a little bit my guy, living in Canada where guns are few and far between it’s a borderline red flag to make guns your hobby. Especially considering the state of American gun violence.
Let’s be real homie. Idk what she doin with them nails, and the gun pic is the epitome of stupid, but if she rolls up on me in that bathing suit, i’d smash real fuckin quick.
After the second picture, I was expecting three women with their asses out, and I got thoroughly disappointed.
Lol same
I was expecting more white ass.
She lowkey caked up
and strapped up too
If you gonna bake her cake she gotta shoot her shot. It’s a metaphor. An ass metaphor. And a gun metaphor. And a penis metaphor. We all packing.
The nails I hate the long nails it creeps me out.
I would think they make it more challenging to use a handgun.
Oh it's okay, she doesn't need to worry about handling it. Her whole energy is giving complete "first time ive ever seen/held a handgun" vibes lol
“Rule number two: never point a gun at anything you don’t intend to destroy”
She has good trigger discipline
Very likely, but at least to her credit, her finger is off the trigger rather than wrapped around it. Still though, probably needs a lot of training.
Not at all... she has perfect trigger discipline... you might want to look again. That girl was taught gun safety 101.
they do, but mostly only racking the gun. when i have my nails on, i can only rack a S&W EZ slide.
Now we know your weakness!
Slap an optic on and just use that. I like Holosun ACSS Vulcan green dot. Pretty rough with it too, slam it with the heel my left palm. It doesn't seem to mind at all.
I was thinking wiping her ass or typing on a keyboard
Takes a brave soul to eat an ass you know hasn't been properly wiped.
They prefer to think of themselves as loose cannon cops, who aren’t afraid to play by their own rules
They literally sell little clips so you can use your credit card at the gas station. Apparently long nails make it impossible to pull the card out. So stupid.
i dont do long nails but the few times i tried press on nails from the drugstore its just the same way you wipe any other way.. youre just holding tissue paper to wipe. who wipes with their nails? lmfao but yes typing on a computer keyboard or a phone is hard
Unless you break thru the toilet paper then it's a frito scoop party in the bean dip if ya catch my drift
Somebody has to think they’re hot. Probably some dude with an itchy back.
I don’t know man, my back itches like hell and I reckon she’s feral.
Tickles the prostate
Same dude, it's one of those things for some reason, could be a perfectly attractive woman in all other regards, appearance and/or personality, but nails beyond a certain length are an automatic no for me
I've found my people!
Imagine being repulsed by painted nails of any kind. Like so many women make me go 'ewwwww' inside. For some reason my brain just won't tolerate it, straight up revolting.
They’re scary af. Like I’m just imagining Freddy Kruger as I cringe.
Seriously, so many have them and they look disgusting, they are not attractive in the least.
One tell tale sign that they are for the streets
Mmhmm
Hence the unexpectedness
Username doesn’t check out
Unless they're a woman?
The third pic should have been the gun!
Username… either checks out or definitely does NOT check out
This profile is what's called a red flag
I was expecting the last picture to be the scammer dude themself doing the verification pic
Sorry to disappoint lol
Samsies
POV: You end up in a car with Ja Morant
“Oh wow what a lovely suburb” 🔫
To be fair, I had my gun out by the last photo too
Did you take a picture point the gun at the camera though?
In some ways, yes
This might be one of the strippers in Denver
James harden would know
White commentator voice: It’s a parade inside my city, yeah!
“Giddy giddy”
🤣🤣🤣
At least she has good trigger discipline I guess
It looks like she'd catch her nails trying to get in/out of the trigger guard hole thing (don't know the name, sorry).
trigger guard is the correct term.
Which is just short for trigger guard hole thing
Nails like that were always a dealbreaker for me - never thought of them as a safety feature.
I’m a chick with annoying little brothers. My nails naturally grow pretty long. They are a safety feature!
Evolution at its finest
That's what I was thinking...guess I'll be shooting first, again 😏
I see why I keep getting shitty ass women, but this shorty is exactly who I would be into 😭
Tell them to wipe. Problem solved.
Never date a person with an unwashed ass Also, thank you u/poopiesteve for the wiping advice
u/poopiesteve is no doubt the expert in all things poop related.
When all you got is a Steve problem 😫
Steve help me out with a poop problem 3 years ago. I’m eternally grateful.
If she had that, she wouldn't even point at her own hand holding de cellphone...
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So don't use a room full of guns as my profile picture? Asking for a friend... Or me depending how you look at it.. I'm looking for a reason to go shopping in his gun closet..
Probably just hard to get her finger in the trigger guard with those acrylic talons.
Wear a condom and IIIa vest
Protection? I got my nine by my side baby! Yeah
Condoms? Those are for sailors, baby, yeah
Not in the 90s, Austin!
This coffee tastes like shit.
I'm a black man. Whenever I see white women with profiles like this, I know it's a guaranteed match.
Same, but I swiped left. She seems like a headache haha
Sheeeit, but I've dealt with headaches that DIDNT also suck me off. It could be worse 😭 Don't be me though. Keep your discernment. I'm a bad example.
A bad example with an empty ball sack 
And that how life is made.
> It could be worse Yeah, she could rifle through the trash can for the condom you used last night in an attempt to get you to pay her rent and shopping sprees for the next 18 years. Talk about headache
That’s why I always rinse my condoms between each use.
y'all need to WAKEUP. stop letting these fetishizers steal ya souls
I'm innocent, I swear😭
Smash and pass kinda gal.
You know the vibes.
😂😂😂 I’m a black woman and the first thought that came to my mind, after swiping through each photo, was she fucks with black men.
Bet money she got YoungBoy and Kevin Gates in heavy rotation 😭
You know it plus some of these new rappers lol.
Bro I was thinking the same thing, it’s crazy how that works lmao.
I was talking to a white girl before and she was like "My kids dad is black". I was like "Yeah, you look like it". She ain't know what I meant 😭
Works the same for white guys and black girls?
If you’re asking if this works the same, the answers no.
Ye if black girls with ass pics are easy for white boys. I dont live in country with black so im curious why is this like it? Only one way haha.
Who knows. People like the ‘forbidden fruit’. Back when segregation was still a thing, and for many years after it legally ended, white people couldn’t socialize with black people which made those relations off limits, but white people would still want to do it. They’d call it “jungle fever” back then. But who knows about today, Maybe their dads a racist and black people are off limits, so subconsciously the rebel in them just wants it even more. Like the stereotype of preachers daughters being the biggest freaks. But Black girls aren’t attracted to white men as much as white girls are attracted to black men. I’m a guy who’s half and half tho so I’m just speaking from the sidelines, and I have my own sexual preferences which puts mixed women at the top, and latinas in a close second.
Logic, is that you?!
I just found out logic is half black
Segredation 🤣🤣
I mean it’s close, just gotta look for the “I only date white men” profile description
Lol, I put pics of my truck, bicycle, and camping trips in my profile and now mostly white men swipe right. I swipe left on any gun pics and I own one.
I don't understand what you're asking. Like the white guy being the one with the gun in his pics?
See now I was thinking if the black chick had pics of her fishing and on a boat....
I believe he’s trying to understand the interracial dynamic of dating in this context. Whereas this is an example of a black man understanding that the white woman is posturing, discernibly, to appeal to a specific demographic (presumably black men, based on this comment’s thread). Contrastingly, under what circumstances could a white man pose so intrinsically specific to appeal to black women? Or he’s trolling in order to backpedal out of a racist comment. Or both!
Me scrolling through "What the hell is OP talking abou...whoa!!" Tell Ali Morant to go sit down somewhere.
Can you explain it to me? I'm lost
Sure Ja Morant is an NBA player on the Memphis Grizzlies with some sort of compulsion with being filmed with a firearm in his hand. Young Ali here surprises us all on picture 5 with the gun.
Both use pictures of themselves with guns to appeal to young black American men.
Florida
I do not live in Florida.
I should have scrolled a little bit more, I guessed the same haha
I met Florida girls the first time last year and I love them
Y u p
Look, I love guns. But I see that picture and I would never trust that woman. And with not trust I mean stay away from me. I've seen too many videos on the internet of people not knowing how to handle a gun and playing with them and I got the same vibes from this
Loving guns is a weird personality trait, big red flag.
They’re cool and fun. They are a lot of other things, but you’re pretty weird for making that broad assumption.
Not even a little bit my guy, living in Canada where guns are few and far between it’s a borderline red flag to make guns your hobby. Especially considering the state of American gun violence.
One can still enjoy a hobby without having to engage in gun violence, don't be dense.
Yeah, schools had rifle clubs for a long time in the states. It used to be a sense of pride for many, especially those living in hunting towns.
American and I agree. Anyone I know who says they own a gun, I stop going to their house or being around them alone.
Of course you think that, you're Canadian.
When I see girls like this on tinder, their eyebrows tell me everything I need to know.
Jesus Christ I think you might be on to something
I wonder what her type of guys are....I'm just talking from observation but I bet she talks like the catch me outside girl with overexaggerated aave.
r/Idiotswithguns Is her type.
Its the long ass nails and fake LV scrunchie that completes it
Men, dat ass so white is indeed unexpected
So instead of stay strapped or get clapped… it’s Stay strapped, catch the clap?
0% brain 0% life expectations 100% attention needed by acting like a crazy teenager but with a 30yo face
Alli is so edgy 😴
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I don't live in Florida
Red flag for sure
My friend, that's a whole stop sign with a bullet hole through it.
Hit the nail on the head there, chum. Correct
“I can fix her…” - last words
Yeah, that bathroom sink is rather low to the ground.
I like her
Yeah I'll definitely need protection
I can just hear what she sounds like
You guys noticed the big ass diamond ring on her finger? That's even a bigger red flag than the gun ....
Ngl made me jump a lil 💀
At least she has good trigger discipline?
That ass is wild though
Lots of lordosis & angles. You brothers are straight up starving out here
It’s not wild at all, she’s just hiking her swimsuit up lol
Fr he got no standards 💀
Fck, that got me... Ppl here look so thirsty that even if she says she got AIDS i guess they would stick tongues in her butthole like a MANIAC
There is nothing wrong with maniacally tounging buttholes!
That brothers starving!
yeah, its pretty average. girl looks like she drinks more than exercises.
That’s fine. If drinking gets you that ass, keep doin what you do
I think tan lines are sexy as fuck. I'd eat her ass with an apron on.
You belong to the streets.
Bon Appetit 🍰
She probably got pink sock 🧦
What ass? Her last name should be long back...
Let’s be real homie. Idk what she doin with them nails, and the gun pic is the epitome of stupid, but if she rolls up on me in that bathing suit, i’d smash real fuckin quick.
Why are you talking like that
Talking like…
That
Gotta respect that trigger discipline.
Downside: She crazy Upside: good trigger discipline in that last photo.
If a girl has claws that’s a hard pass
More red flags than the Soviet Union.
Strap on that bulletproof vest before sex
For real, her tan management is horrible in pic 2
Yes, weird, she is always covering up her chin with something...suspicious
Must be a ballchinian lol
Alright Ja Morant calm down there
Who's she trying to match with? Ja Morant?
Dude I saw her a couple days ago, there are ways to say your're pro guns without also saying you are irrisponsible with guns😂 Go chiefs.
What a pile of trash
Well someone enjoys late night walks without worrying
Maybe she likes Russian roulette played in her ass🤷♀️
The 4th pic, because we were wondering if she's from Florida.
Why do people keep saying Florida?
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Ah. Well, I'm nowhere near Florida
🚩🚩🚩
Final picture should be captioned “I don’t care how bad it smells, you’re going down there!”
Ah yes, sodomy in the first degree with a deadly weapon, a Class B felony. Very funny and appropriate to joke about.
She looks 20 going on 35.
21 to own a pistol. Showing off her daddy’s gun :(
Some California baddie. Not surprised at all. Her trash ex boyfriends or dysfunctional father.
Florida, Amirite
Nope
Don't worry babe, like you I'm shooting blanks.
The exact kind of trashy that I love.
Hard pass.
She from Florida?
Maybe, but I'm not in or close Florida.
Guns out, buns out !
you need to blur faces
Public profile, no rule broken.
Let me guess, florida?