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Big_Papa391

Redguards are Turkish.


oofman1971

And Nords are from [insert Balkan Country here]


Mista_Dou

Imperials are from superior Shqiperia.


_Iro_

Khajiit are the Romani in this allegory


slicehyperfunk

Word I'm 1/4 roma so khajiit has wares, if you have the coin


Nerdoroni

Serbia would be the best one


KhajiitSupremacist

KARABOĞA 💪🏿💪🏿


bonann

K


KhajiitSupremacist

A


TankieRebel

R


Redoran_Gvard

A


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B


ukaIegon

O


Bartin-Septim

G


H-Mark-R

A


[deleted]

Nubian warlords will B L A C K all females of every race 💪🏿💪🏿


bunch_of_hocus_pocus

redguards are a fantasy race and therefore not real but if u look like #4 call me


edotman

Or Japanese


ThatDudeFromPoland

Redguards are a fusion of arab and japanese culture, so...


[deleted]

Originally they had Bantu African culture. It’s in the comic. They became Arabised when they wiped out the Duraki Nedes of Hammerfell and took their culture for themselves. Redguards racially are a mix of Bantus, Nilotes and Cushites, and they’re most akin to Somalis and Sudanese in resemblance.


patmoon97

Their architecture in ESO is distinctly Moorish


[deleted]

Yeah Moors were Bantus from West Africa like Mansa Musa who were allied with the Arabs and Berbers of Northern Africa


patmoon97

I'm not sure they were fully Bantus but they definitely were distinct from Arabs.


TheFallenMessiah

What comic? I'm curious to check it out


[deleted]

Here you go sir https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/2/20/Ra_Gada_Orsimer_Redguard_Comic.png/revision/latest?cb=20141130003925


dalatinknight

When will we get fantasy Ethiopian races?


[deleted]

That’s just a Redguard preset bro. Cyrus and the Ra Gada are basically Ethiopian pirates.


Ernesto_Perfekto

turks arent arab


Spiralife

Ya but everyone knows Arab+Japanese=Turk I don't know how the math works out it just does.


ShadowCammy

The only gaijin to not fear the samurai is a Turk


ScintillaGourd

Turks are slaves of Mongols.


Titaniatic

I wouldn't say Japanese, but according to history, it's gotta be Chinese.


KhajiitSupremacist

https://preview.redd.it/n8xxj6l1863b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785662d3e87d6e12d2fbb8000c097a09ebb9c280


Tesco_Mobile

Americans don’t identity as American they gotta throw in Irish, Scottish etc to feel important


ratopomboarts

Or the classic "I'm italian" without having a single living member of the family that speaks the language


[deleted]

''I'm italian bro'' \>last Italian family member migrated in the 1890's


Cpt_Dumbass

God forbid people remember their roots lol


[deleted]

There's nothing wrong with that, the whole thing is people claiming to be Italian/Irish or just any European background when their family spent years just mixing with the local population, completely forgetting about their culture and traditions to just live like any other regular American


Grilled_Pear

I got chatted up by some Bar THOT a couple months back. She said she was Russian. I told her, "Правда? Я немного говорю по-русский". I don't have a drop of perfidious Muscovy in my veins but I do have a basic grasp of the language. She didn't speak Russian at all. I assumed she was a 2nd or 3rd or greater generation immigrant because she (allegedly) had a Russian first name. The conversation went well at first. Then it became apparent that she lost 30 IQ points with every drink she had.


Elebrent

I mean, did you expect her to *gain* 30 IQ points with every drink?


Tesco_Mobile

Lmao yeah that’s another common one


VarVarith

\-"Do you identify as Russian?" \-"Что вершит судьбу человечества в этом мире? Некое незримое существо или закон, подобно длани господней, парящей над миром? По крайней мере, истинно то, что человек не властен даже над своей волей..."


AprilTrefoil

"Are you from Russia?" "No, no, I'm from England, AMERICA"


oblmov

but turkic peoples originated in central asia, which is between japan and the arabian peninsula. Therefore turks are a fusion of arabs and the japanese


Ozann3326

300 IQ Logic i like it.


PloyTheEpic

Everything below and west and north and east of glorious Serbia is arabistan


Carvemynameinstone

Everyone is a Türk, according to Turks. Look up pan-turanism.


Ashwig

What you re telling me God is not Türk, such a nonsense.


krazykid9090

They're mongolian


Green_hippo17

Japanese to English or English to Japan🎶🎶🎶


Rickus_Yeet

A redguard waifu and me a turk. Fantastic


_Sc0ut3612

It didn't happen but they deserved it


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SG14_ME

>give back Constantinople HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Give it back to who?There was no Byzantine in Constantinople


Dotsicle

Centuries have passed and this dude is still crying over Byzantine Ls. It's good that someone put them in the dirt and cleaned the place up (relatively).


Redoran_Gvard

>"cleaned" ![gif](giphy|xr9AQyxLtjlx4IeYtN)


TheGreenGobblr

Didn’t happen, but if it did (which it didn’t) they deserved it


Titaniatic

HELL YEAH BROTHER WE FIGHT WE THINK WE KARABOGA OUT THERE


[deleted]

I'm a war criminal


Narrow-Tree8061

Based


aRandomFox-II

https://imgur.com/a/xlFS89I


Philistor_

Dunmer: Yeah my Grandparents own a slave plantation, What about it?


LlieraTheAshlander

What's a war crime?


Apprehensive_Swim955

It’s a word snow elves made up that means protecting your family.


pledgerafiki

Not doing enough war.


BrightsydeFred

Losing


NotSabre

slaves? all i see are argonians.


Kichyss

All I see are farm tools


Sinikal13

And leather boots


Kichyss

I prefer Khajiit fur uggs boots


PrimarchKonradCurze

Boots wit da fur


Drekimunr

loincloths too


ScintillaGourd

Someone needs to mod that in, I'm not sure if KeungKeung's FurArmorSetSE(FrostFall Aware) could count.


nasser505202

What's the difference?


sorenant

One is useless after death (unless you're Telvanni) and the other can be harvested for leather (then be useful for a Telvanni).


Ok_Restaurant_1668

The difference is the farm tools burnt down mournhold.


mrtbearable

Yeah ~~my Grandparents~~ I own a slave plantation. What about it? FTFY


Schiffy94

"My grandparents owned one three hundred years ago, and they just retired and passed it down to me last year"


palfsulldizz

Dunmer: I hope my daughter continues our traditions


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Wordofadviceeatfood

And it will happen again.


pigeon124421

You mean for the first time?


HaiggeX

Noes


LivinInMyGarage

Why do Bretons cry so much about forgiving Orsinium, it’s just a glorified toilet bowl in the mountains


Airzeo

They’re like this cause of their Mer blood.


Plurpo

They need loyal muscle mommy orc waifu to overcome their inherent disadvantage of being easily cucked


FragrantGangsta

to be fair muscle mommy orc waifu is a noble goal to pursue in any other context


WindLessWard

The cuck Breton and loyal Orc mommy is my favorite piece of TES lore


ClosetNoble

Okay but I would argue that everyone needs a loyal muscle mommy orc waifu In fact, I suspect that Breton women try to keep the men close by because they're scared they'll get cucked by orcs Imagine being a breton and when your previously cuck husband fucks and orc he just yells "AIN'T SO SEXY NOW HUH?! YA DAMN WHORE"


StarkeRealm

The tears are performative. They'll fucking do it again. Hell, they'll join forces with the Redguards to sack Orsinium again.


JayCee_D_Eychess

Agreed


[deleted]

they're not sorry at all in Beyond Reach mod (I pretend it's canon)


Ganbazuroi

They're sad for not establishing New Imperatum Saliache on Orsinium, which would've been the right thing to do (I like blue eyed elves)


Successful-Floor-738

Agreed, and everyone knows you need to flush the toilet every time you shit in it.


blurry_face_exe

Aela’s greatest crime is making me drink furry blood


CDROMantics

Common Nord W.


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BiSaxual

Flair kinda sorta checks out?


LewisB789

should be right handed fetishist


theyearwas1934

Wasn’t it kinda their fault? Not the war but them being wiped out. Like bros if you sink a continent it’s on you to get off the continent


Dreadnautilus

Yokuda was sunk by the Hiradirge who were a rogue group of Sword-Singers who started a civil war.


Tumblechunk

more of that snarky redguard


TheGr8Whoopdini

She's so pretty


ThachWeave

Rato please add Aela and that specific Redguard woman to your babes collection ✋😩🤚


ClosetNoble

Agreed.


AnAngryCrusader1095

I second this


[deleted]

It's not a war crime if it's against elves.


CringeOverseer

Aela is so hot bruh 🤤


R_mom_gay_

_I must not visit the forbidden mod website… I must not visit it… it will only be downhill from there…_


Ranger2580

Skyrim fans attempting to play Skyrim without 100+ sex mods https://i.redd.it/hcrvpoisv43b1.gif


menandro69

Morrowind fans attempting to play Morrowind without Immersive Racism+Slavery™ ![gif](giphy|VB5WwlZIt8eRy)


Bank_of_Pandas

Idk if it's good or bad that Lovelabs can't work on console


[deleted]

Jokes on you,I played Skyrim without any Sex mod


SyndicalistObserver

What's even more funny is that there were already altmer living in hammerfell and the yokudans wiped them out.


uwillnotgotospace

Curved swords outperform bent staves every time.


Airzeo

Thank goodness the Corelanya clan was quickly exterminated, Like their Direnni buddies who colonized High Rock, They were gonna cuck the Nedic men of Hammerfell and make a different breed of Manmeris. Although the Redguards pretty much killed everyone including Giant and Goblin inhabitants.


[deleted]

Another Ra Gada W


Ganbazuroi

Meanwhile they got effortlessy beaten by Cyrodiil **thrice**, they're only really good at killing small clans of mer and tribals lmao


ClosetNoble

Redguards absolutely sweating the minutes they're facing an organized army with an actual strategy and not just slashing through barbarians and weak elves as the used to


ScintillaGourd

The even have to go around far flung corners of the world to arrange honor-killing Redguard women for selling out to The Third Aldmeri Dominion like Saadia/Iman, and that they outcast their own people for putting down necroed Redguards adds to the twistedness and barbarity of their culture.


Scruffy_Quokka

Need some more of that Yokudan energy for the next Great war.


OttoVonChadsmarck

The Empire never committed any warcrimes because they make the laws that defines what is and isn’t a warcrime


witcher1701

Wait, are Imperials just Americans?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

And they also bring both Peace and Bhalenciaga all over Tamriel,what did the Thalmor give me?what did they give to Tamriel?


sorenant

The Empire does not go on war, it just quells civil unrest in temporary unaffiliated regions.


Skyjafire_117

In what realm do Bretons feel guilt for flushing that giant toilet? Hell, they call up the redgaurds every so often just to do it again


ClosetNoble

You see this breton is one of the cuck ones. The non-cucks tend to leave highrock when they reach adulthood so the interviewer likely couldn't find one.


CampbellsBeefBroth

That reaction completely depends if they are Colovian or Nibenese


PraiseEmprah

Bosmers: Wild hunt? What wild hunt? You're a wild hunt, stop talking to me.


[deleted]

Aela blushing slightly while thinking about war crimes is stirring something in me


pingpongplaya69420

It’s not a war crime if you won. Then it’s just a footnote in history


Phihofo

Imperials' biggest success wasn't conquering Tamriel, maintaining several huge Empires over several eras or any other shit like that. Imperials' biggest success was gaslighting the average TES player into believing their imperialist nation built by glorified war criminals isn't racist.


petrimalja

Yeah but Stormcloaks bad, so Empire must be good. Have you thought of that?


WindLessWard

Unironically, this


HilbertGrandHotel

It isnt racist if you kill everyone who opposes you without discriminating over their race.


ScintillaGourd

The Imperial race and Imperial culture is NOT racist. Cyrodiilic culture is non-racist, egalitarian and universal. Ayleid warlords sided with Alessia's Human uprising, which is why there are more than ordinary native Cyrodiilic Altmer in TES 4: Oblivion. The Imperial use of the Numidium and genocide against the Altmer is not necessarily a will of Imperial culture, but rather the will of the three men that make up Tiber Septim, all three of whom are from different races and all power-hungry.


Phihofo

\> Cyrodiilic culture is non-racist, egalitarian and universal. Yeah, the problem is that Cyrodiilic culture also believes their culture is the only one that's fit to exist. They're obviously based on the Roman and British Empires, which at best were fanatically ethnocentric and at worst just racist. The Empire will let anyone of any race rise to significance, but only if they abandon their native culture, religion and ideology and submit nicely to how Cyrodiil sees the world should be run. As Tulius puts it: "Without us to keep order, the provinces would fall into barbarism and lawlessness". To Imperials anything other than the Cyrodiilic way of life is wrong and should be strictly controlled in order not to harm the \*proper\* way of governance. And also - ask yourself this: how accepting of Morrowind's slavery do you think The Empire would be if their slaves were mostly Men races and not the Beastfolk? My guess is a whole lot less and that's just racism.


ScintillaGourd

No, Cyrodiilic culture doesn't consider itself the only one fit to exist. Where is the documented evidence for that? The Cyrodiilic Empire is not the Roman or British Empires; that is slander. And you're wrong, again, different regions of Cyrodiil itself is inspired by neighboring provinces, like the Nibenay worshipping The Divines in a more totemic sense, due to the cultural influence of Argonia and Elsweyr. Whereas Colovia's martial sense and chivalric honor is from Nordic and Breton influence. I concede that the Alessian Order's impact on Imperial and Cyrodiilic culture is still ingrained to a degree, however, these senses of severity you claim they have is much more nuanced and graceful, to all peoples. I also concede that the Imperial Cult has been somewhat aggressive across the centuries, but they only did so to peacefully (post-war/annexation) integrate willing participants to the programme that is the Empire. You're right, if there were more Men enslaved in Morrowind, the Empire would not tolerate it, but they would not have allowed Human trafficking within the Empire's borders, anyway, since slavery of any race is outlawed. And you're right, to a point, but is it really racist that the Empire would tolerate it a whole lot less? Because if it is, then nearly all of the world's ethnicities and governments would be racist for not standing up for other innocent cultures and innocent ethnicities having atrocities and genocides being committed against them by others for little to no reason at all, as we keep seeing, today.


Devilsgramps

Compared to every other faction and real life empires, they really aren't. Ocato is basically the equivalent of an Aboriginal Australian being a Victorian era Prime Minister.


hammer1014

It should happen to orsinium again


Successful-Floor-738

Based.


Frandora_Direnni765

Never tried a Redguard woman before but I would like to bang this one


Noilol2

Sad for you she doesn't fuck piss elves.


ScintillaGourd

There's a canonical Dwemer lesbian couple.


Rickus_Yeet

That female redguard is getting me acting up


SarcasticLandShark

UGGGHHHH I NEED THAT REDUSSY


LivingwithStupidity

Ngl, most of the reason I hope TESVI is in Hammerfell and not High Rock is because I want to learn more about the Left-Handed Elves.


Ganbazuroi

They probably were just an offshoot of the Altmer and/or the Ayleids considering there are a few Ayleid ruins in Hammerfell


LivingwithStupidity

What do Ayleid ruins in Tamriel have to do with an Elvish population an entire continent away?


Ganbazuroi

Tbf I confused them for the Altmer in Hammerfell because there's just this much lore on the Sinistral Mer lmao


[deleted]

The Redguard woman looks beautiful


marty4286

More proof that Ragada = Karaboga


AdamBombKelley

mfw no Pepe Redguard gf


amityblightvibes

Dunmer do live to about 300, and slavery’s only been illegal for 200 years…


MyLittlePuny

If bretons are sorry, why dif they do it quadrilion times? Same reason with Pelinal: "It wasnt war crime, it was pest control"


ConfidentlyAsshole

Based Redguard


leepicfedorasoyboi

More red guard genocide waifu


[deleted]

Saadia is Grade-A simp material. The fact she’s in bed with Chad Aldmeris only ups her hotness.


Rahziir_skooma_cat

Dunme & Altmerr: there's no such thing as a war crime


GreyN7

tfw no redguard gf to gaslight me 😔


ImperialSattech

That Yokudan girl me kinda uhhh.....


KhajiitSupremacist

It never happened but they deserved it. And if it did then it was glorious


Alarming-Cow299

r/2tamriel4you moment


Urg_burgman

I can see why the Empire let Hammerfell go. No more Imperial law restricting them, and elves on their border? Nature will run it's course...


DoctorDeath147

Altmer: "They deserved it."


GreyN7

I mean... goblins DO deserve it.


PelinalWhitestrake36

Only Nibanese claim we never comitted war crimes; proud Colovians will regularly shit in an Ayleid ruin and proudly tell of their elf killing ancestors.


niIs_the_cook

What drawing software do you use mr pombo?


ratopomboarts

Krita, its a free open source painting software


OfficialHarold

Holy fucking based and free software pilled


Altruistic-Bed-6642

Common Redguard W


TomaszPaw

Didn't happen They deserved it


xitrum1902

There are no elves but if they existed then they deserved to die.


Itjustbelike_that

Bretons don’t regret orsinium, they do that shit shout every 20 years for good measure


Redguard_Jihadist

im sitting here and im itching im just itching to go out there and do it all again


M4L1C10U5

There were no elves in Yokuda, but if there were, they deserved it.


Randomguyioi

Pretty sure Bretons aren't apologizing about shit to Orcs seeing as they keep raiding Orsinium every time it pops up.


Calebh36

Lmao, bretons don't cry about killing those smelly shit skins, they cry about getting their blood all over their badass battlemage gear


PJvG

You'd think they have spells to clean their gear...


Calebh36

They do, they just hate having to waste the 5 magicka to immolate themselves in arcane fire to burn it off. It's one of the first spells that any real breton Chad learns


ClosetNoble

You can tell this is a cuck breton because the non-cuck bretons are too busy making babies to their orcish wives. The empire has been around for a long time, it's I'm possible to exists for so long without a few atrocities comitted. Don't mind Aela, she turned an atmoran brain celle on by accident she'll return to her Nordic idiocy soon enough. Redguards have the right to be proud but I WILL bring the sinistral elves back (in a small enclosed space just to be sure they don't go Night Of Tears on me). We nedes are a bit weird sometimes aren't we? And I agree with everyone on the redguards being hot.


Redguard_Jihadist

I aint crazy Im not crazy I know what I did I know who I am and I do not need your help I'm smack-dab in the middle of my right goddamn mind, and any scumbag, any any lowlife, any m*r piece of shit that I put down I did it because I liked it Hell I loved it


yungCheeseburg

I want to fuck the shit out of that breton. I guess the rest are hot too idk.


LentulusStrabo

![gif](giphy|8Bl3Ht1tAexpmHHwbJ)


ripjohnmcain

I currently own slaves in my 13 plantations dotted around north Colovia. Race of said slaves is not relevant to me


ZombGooch

I love that I now immediately recognize Rato’s art style without even looking at the user <3


BreadDziedzic

You missed the chance for the "and they deserved it." line.


Tagael

Where can I find a list of imperial war crimes?


Schiffy94

* Not killing enough elves (Alessian era) * Existing (Longhouse Emperors) * Fucking everything sideways (Varen) * Pretending to have any fucking clue what they were doing (Septims up to Uriel VII) * Did nothing wrong (Martin) * Allowing Tamriel to be subject to the Geneva Convention (Mede)


onion182

War crimes? It's not a war if you're exterminating beasts


Schiffy94

Tell that to Australia towards the end of 1932


GodEatsPoop

Needs a tired Altmer in the middle saying "The wheel just keeps turning" and a manic Dunmer at the end saying "There are no crimes in war"


PlasticAccount3464

I'm making up for the sack(s) of orsinium by creating a new mongrel man-mer species


[deleted]

Huh?? Who the hell said I am sorry?? We will do it again and we will invite the Redguards to the party


Calm-Lingonberry4068

Chadguards keep winning.


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

The Argonians didn’t go far enough in Mournhold