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slipknot_official

Even got a 155 round sprouting out of him.


RenegadeTechnician

So those were the sunflower seeds Babushka was referring to


Fjell-Jeger

Possibly a 152mm shell.


Nicol__Bolas

Got black while waiting for reinforcements.


Manmoth57

Might be a boner they say u die with a stiffy


nomoleft

Possibly a 155mm strap on.


LTCjohn101

that's "Angel Lust"


No-Butterscotch4946

No, actually, as a genuine ruSSian baddass it's his giant indestructible schlong (or schlort depending on one's tastes) poking out as his body rots. It's the last part to disappear, according to legend. The UXO teams are in a shtty place due to this giant masculinity, rusky mir on full display. Reality is putain should be at the Hague and paying for his own rope. But he's a coward.


Careless-Can964

Ukraine deployed Medusa on its fronts


lhb_aus

That's a great name for a weapon system.


BoratKazak

Flamethrower squad, subunit of Kraken. Lol. That's something not yet seen in this war. Maybe not as useful as in wwii.


kermitthebeast

I don't know, a flamethrower on a drone has many uses against bunkers and wouldn't explode onto everyone near you if it gets hit


BoratKazak

[might work](https://youtu.be/07rtBip9ixk?si=gRr4Aj1FSS3eSWHr)


kermitthebeast

How do I get these to Ukraine yesterday?


BoratKazak

I know right


mrszubris

Lol check out Northrup Grumman fire scout.


pisspot26

Slow down Satan


kermitthebeast

Best compliment I've got in weeks. I'm ready Ukraine, let my crazy ass volunteer


pisspot26

Hell yeah brother


Rockfest2112

The US has one called that, electromagnetic


tricoti69

Love how the Z patch is still prodly displayed


zean010

Yeah, this should be on a propaganda poster in Russia.


Appropriate-Studio84

That there is a orc birthing pool, looks like this one didn't quite hatch.


Few_Worldliness_3633

Whats that


mysticdragonwolf89

Medusa….the Greek villain with serpent hair and eyes that turn people to stone


Few_Worldliness_3633

Oh right. I though i was some units name like kraken


Dice_K

Good idea. Should be the next new unit.


CCCryptoKing

What could cause this? Nothing is burned. Bacteria or mold?


[deleted]

End stage decomposition generally looks like this.


Critical_Ad3204

How long do you think he has been there?


[deleted]

I have no idea; that's highly dependant on temperature and exposure. I'd say probably 20-30 days though, in the summer. This is known as butyric fermentation - "20 to 50 days after death". Remaining flesh is disappearing as the body dries out and undergoes skeletonization. The skin can make it tricky, because it can either disappear entirely, or sort of turn into essentially leather. Could be a really thick, misleading black mold. But I don't intend to look into the subject any further, hah.


civlyzed

That is good information, thanks. On a somewhat relevant note, I am donating my body to science. Not right now, but you know, after I croak. I'm leaving it to the University of Tennessee "Body Farm". Hopefully future forensic examiners and folks in similar professions will learn something from observing my mortal remains being slowly reclaimed by Mother Earth. Slava Ukraini!


SneakyTrampoline

Good lecture, thanks! Is this the final stage, if not- whats next? Some kinda movement making it into dust&bones?


According-Try3201

skeletons dont decompose further? thank you for your answers - i mean then we would be drowning in bones...


AproperBLUNT

maybe go back and reread that. he didn’t say anything about the skeleton decomposing at all.


ConferenceOk1110

It all depends on environmental factors. Sun, humidity, rain, animals


[deleted]

Ever find deer bones? That's end phase.


Stairmaker

At least within our life. But they decompose more. However, if not disturbed, it will stay pretty intact.


Prodygist68

They can but takes a good deal longer for them to do so than the rest of the body.


Sea-Direction1205

As posted below: 2 to 3 weeks. This stage is part of the normal process.


Frog-Luber

Death. Death would cause this.


Umbra-Vigil

Looks like mummification to me. Pharaoh's priest must have paid a visit.


According_to_Tommy

No this is the opposite of mummification. If it were the corpse would appear to be completely intact. This is a moldy nasty decomposing month old corpse


Useful-Internet8390

Super dry conditions- or freeze dried


JJ739omicron

spontaneous human self combustion! \**whistling x-files theme**


Special-Werewolf3725

I finally see what the “Z” is for! ZOMBIES! Imagine being a kid and stumbling upon this once the war is over. It’ll haunt you for a long time.


Useful-Internet8390

If it is a gold star child they may just piss on it, or get some gas and burn it


Flutterpiewow

I thought this was r/daysgone at first


nav17

Only thing that'll haunt that kid is the memories of attempted genocide against his people and those close to him that he lost


weisiriel

He looks surprised, like "hell no, I left my owen on"


Dependent_Homework_7

“Left my Owen on” how on earth did autocorrect get this? Or does the bloke above me know something about Russians that I don’t?


DirkStanleyIII

Speech impediment?


delurkrelurker

Dry lips.


Rat-Bazturd

I heard Ensign Chekov's voice in my head as I read that. I assumed it was deliberate onomatopoeic-type ploy to evoke a russian accent.


BoratKazak

Vedy gude.


No_Instruction_8451

That you, Chabuddy G?


APTGonewild

Polish friends would talk about a soldier they found mummified under a tree. It looked as if he sat for a rest and never got back up


HardPour_Cornography

Orc van winkle


jp72423

That’s so interesting, do they know from what war?


Zweetkonijn

War? This was after a friday night out in Poland.


ConclusionSimilar389

Here we have another proud cannon fodder at his natural habitat.


According-Try3201

he looks better than most


toxcana

All of this is a disaster. All those men. They could live in peace if there wasn't an idiot with total ego. Anyway Slava Ukraine!


Dexstroke34

He’s wearing cold gear, dude might have been here for a minute


Rat-Bazturd

He doesn't need that wool cap any more.


savetheworldpls

That Z patch... This feels like a photo that should be in any anti-war, anti-radicalism advertisement


TechnicianHour3277

Collectors Item fetching top dollar currently as it's the vogue thing now to have one of them in your foyer !


Animus_Jokers

Nah man, that's how orcs are supposed to look. He just sleeping.


Groundbreaking_Pop6

Pining for the fjords…..


Vast-Golf8742

as much as I have hated them, I can't watch anymore, I thought I got dessesitized, but I feel lucid, like I just woke up, I don't like seeing these things, I could never derieve any joy from it, I desperately wanted to know why I felt so little before. But think I finally hit it now, and honestly I'm relieved that I do. My indiffirence to their deaths remain still, some had choices, others didn't, many don't know better inspite of what they know for what they believe. And this war has made victims of us, even those not holding any rifles or drone controls. victims of rage, I'm sorry, the celebration of death in these threads I can never partake, death is sacred to me. Ukraine has to win on their own terms, and that won't be soon enough.


No-Desk-9568

Most people who comment with such disgusting things have never seen a battlefield. They wouldn't enjoy the death, even if they applaud it here. They would also probably be the first to break. Still, ukraine needs to win, Slava ukraina.


Vast-Golf8742

I just hope the stonger men win the day with some heart intact, the hatred they will keep (justified) will haunt both them and russia,. Ukraine has shown that they have the capacity for that. I hope for better days.   It's funny before this war I wished for excitment from my dull life, I feel guilty, like I made a wish come true. I'd take it back if it would magically mean that this wouldn't happen, no camo in the world can hide how fucked this war makes everyone, but that's just fantasy. It feels shitty admitting that I won't ever envy the ukranians, except their resolve, heroyam slava.


No-Desk-9568

War creates some very bitter people, it's understandable. However, I'd rather strive to help people move on from anger because it only damages themselves and those around them. Humanity is a such a causality of war and I'd rather not have people lost to it or failing to understand that they'll become the same monsters they hate. You can fight your enemy and still not become them. I will say that the Ukrainians are pretty fucking honorable. We don't see them making headlines for atrocities.


5inthepink5inthepink

I've begun to feel the same. I come here mainly to check how the war is going and to feel good about major Ukrainian victories. I find I look at posts of drone drops and aftermath much less than I used to. I think I'm going to just stop – it's enough to know how things are going without seeing the nitty gritty, visceral horror of it. It's no good for your mental state. 


Vast-Golf8742

It's important to take a break from all this once in a while, The least I do is watch the latest news, there's little point for me to watch people die in a war unless theres something to learn, I have enough details as it is on the worst ways people could die. I think (and i'm being speculatively optimstic) that when the war ends, ukraine will be part of larger project on the european scope of cultural renaissance, or rather were we become more self sufficient. That seems to be the larger goal from what i've seen anyway.


zj_chrt

Forever MIA


dwerp-24

thats some wild shit.


Accomplished_Poem591

Now I can't get the ELO song out of my head, not that one but... Turn to stone


Upstairs-Valuable925

Deserved


aguy2018

That shell is a booby trap.


antiruzzian

Pompey style!


Rodre69

would be a great statue for the garden


SpaceeMoses

Should've stayed in russia.


RoscoePeke

That's a Russian I can warm up to.....er, um, by.


ffdfawtreteraffds

The soil enrichment will give meaning to an otherwise wasted life. Oh well...


HansenMan22

I thought it would be salt. He turned around and saw Russia...


stfuav

Putins new flowering industry: Z patch sewing factories


ukskp

What happened to Zed? Zeds dead baby..... Zeds dead


globosingentes

Pictures you can smell.


Powerful-Shift-6089

Blyat Mummy.


Flutterpiewow

Z is cringier than musk and his X


_fpoon_

The guy was so busy dodging drones and shells he completely forgot about Medusa.


Kane-420-

There he lies. For blood and Honor or what ever


peyotefancier6566

Oh Orc of the crater, what is your wisdom?


Gent2022

That’s a solid look


Background-Mode5805

Think he is dead


potshot1898

Damn his face looks like a balaclava.


grantite_spall

Electric Light Orchestra's *Turn To Stone*... *I turn to stone when you are gone* *I turn to stone* *I turn to stone, when you comin' home* *I can't go on*


Kitosaki

When you yabba-dabba do and she yabba-dabba don’t stop slurpin’ on your brontosaurus


xMilk112x

This imagine should be pumped into Russia constantly. With the title “your fate awaits you.”


Critical_Situation84

In a million years, he’ll still look petrified.


Apalis24a

Jesus, that’s a grim sight…


Happy-Example-1022

This was no boating accident


Rat-Bazturd

his face did. His arms turned into wood.


letsseeitmore

I bet the Russians booby trapped that shell.


IEatRussian

Wait how the armor and the hat didn't burn/get destroyed Nvm find out in the comments


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Oh, sh1t! Ukraine’s got a Medusa BN.


maximusjay100

That picture should be turned into a flyer, printed by the millions, and dropped all over Russia with the message ‘Come to Ukraine”


sheaballs

even medusa doesn't like these fucks.


devoduder

Looks like Pompeii.


sneaky-pizza

All for 5kg of root vegetables


warambitions

A artifact


Konstant_kurage

That’s not a whole Russian.


One-Combination-7218

Z didn’t make it


BestStageshycomedian

Time to end this madness.


Unlucky-Ad-8052

Why did I open reddit before going to sleep 😭


HoboBaggins008

Zeeeee Stone!


QuakeReaper

Looks like an artifact you would see in a miseum.


PhospheneViolet

This is what it is all about with Russia: EVERYONE is expendable, no one matters except those at the top of the food chains and even THEY get purged at a moment's notice the moment their usefulness is depleted. You march into foreign soil, get brutally annihilated, and abandoned forever exactly where you lie.


ImaginaryTwist4623

Nice Z Patch, loser.


FunBobbyMarley

Pretty symbolic pic


PondIsMyName

Well that’s something I won’t unsee any time soon.


Alarmed_West8689

The "Z" still looks good.


Dull-Front4878

Still has his “Z” patch on. Must be a born winner.


ProfessionalRadio332

War is hell


firstcliffjumper

Wrong choice buddy. Imagine... eating 3-square, showers, fair treatment... Oh, Right... Imagination ain't your style.


PreferenceNo9490

What am I seeing exactly? I don’t see arms or legs, did they just get the gear and found a funny rock to equip it with?


EhEhEhEINSTEIN

They spent so much time arguing the wither-tos and why-fors, that the GMLRS first light cracked over the top of the trees — poof!.. And turned them all to stone!


MinMadChi

Carbonized for sure


Common-Ad6470

The stench from these fuckers in Ukraine must be nauseating.


Eethk7

And guess what, next election he'll still vote for Putin!


winsomecowboy

There must be more than one photographer this summer searching for the corpse sunflower combo prizewinning shot.


mclovin1999007

Medusa fighting for Ukraine confirmed?


No_Calligrapher3704

That's very... artistic.


Sea_Bastard_2806

Counter battery fire, catch them behoren they catch you 🫠


gogogadgedcopter

Is he death?


Living_Note_3385

''Stone cold''


Nicenightforawalk01

This just given me a flashback to being a kid. Not sure if it was tv program or film where the siren went off and the big Steele antennas blasted out a frequency and the high pitch noise turned the soldiers to exactly like this man is now. If anyone knows what I’m talking about please let me know the title (probably wrong sub )


Diche_Bach

With that "Z" emblem on the chest: PERFECT for "recruitment" billboards in downtown Moscow!


go3dprintyourself

Rolled and smoked


EggsceIlent

Hey just give that Z patch to Satan at the gate. Gets you a front row seat where you're going.


battlecryarms

✌🏻


Crankover

Doesn't look real...


dexter1959

Petrified orc🤣🤣🤣


redditthrown123

LMFAO


trickygringo

I've been rewatching The Lord of the Rings and I keep seeing things on this sub that must have been similar to what Tolkien saw in the trenches. He we have an ogre turned to stone.


Intransigient

Orks do that sometimes when touched by sunlight.


Mundane-Challenge-15

Wanker thought that z patch was cool, now he's a Slipknot mask 😂


Capt_Charming

"You turned to stone while you were gone you turned to stone. You turned to stone when you going home you can't go on..." "The dying embers of the night a fire that slowly fades till dawn......" Sorry, felt an ELO flash there for a moment....


CompetitiveStudio956

literally blood sucking demons, cant make this sht up!


psilocybe-natalensis

Oh no hopefully the other orcs don't find him with his mouth open


uhohstinkypoopyyyy

Yo Angelo


ArseBlarster420

Even Gandalf is fighting for Ukraine


omahgoogah

Zed is so flaky Another Zed will come along and and try to smoke its head in a joint.


Background-Mode5805

Think he dead.


Webwookiee

I'm not sure that he is dead. Maybe sleeping without having washed for a few days. So give him a stick and if he starts hitting she shell, he is still alife! Put the stick to the left ..., uhm, to the right ..., uhm, to his feet, umh, ... no, he's dead.


BigData007

Z is for Zippo.....


IAmAPirrrrate

Allow me to post a short script from The Hobbit i found rather fitting: It was just then that Gandalf came back. But no one saw him. The trolls had just decided to roast the dwarves now and eat them later—that was Bert’s idea, and after a lot of argument they had all agreed to it. “No good roasting ’em now, it’d take all night,” said a voice. Bert thought it was William’s. “Don’t start the argument all over again, Bill,” he said, “or it will take all night.” “Who’s a-arguing?” said William, who thought it was Bert that had spoken. “You are,” said Bert. “You’re a liar,” said William; and so the argument began all over again. In the end they decided to mince them fine and boil them. So they got a great black pot, and they took out their knives. “No good boiling ’em! We ain’t got no water, and it’s a long way to the well and all,” said a voice. Bert and William thought it was Tom’s. “Shut up!” said they, “or we’ll never have done. And yer can fetch the water yerself, if yer say any more.” “Shut up yerself!” said Tom, who thought it was William’s voice. “Who’s arguing but you, I’d like to know.” “You’re a booby,” said William. “Booby yerself!” said Tom. And so the argument began all over again, and went on hotter than ever, until at last they decided to sit on the sacks one by one and squash them, and boil them next time. “Who shall we sit on first?” said the voice. “Better sit on the last fellow first,” said Bert, whose eye had been damaged by Thorin. He thought Tom was talking. “Don’t talk to yerself!” said Tom. “But if you wants to sit on the last one, sit on him. Which is he?” “The one with the yellow stockings,” said Bert. “Nonsense, the one with the grey stockings,” said a voice like William’s. “I made sure it was yellow,” said Bert “Yellow it was,” said William. “Then what did yer say it was grey for?” said Bert. “I never did. Tom said it.” “That I never did!” said Tom. “It was you.” “Two to one, so shut yer mouth!” said Bert. “Who are you a-talkin’ to?” said William. “Now stop it!” said Tom and Bert together. “The night’s gettin’ on, and dawn comes early. Let’s get on with it!” “Dawn take you all, and be stone to you!” said a voice that sounded like William’s. But it wasn’t. For just at that moment, the light came over the hill, and there was a mighty twitter in the branches. William never spoke, for he stood turned to stone as he stooped; and Bert and Tom were stuck like rocks as they looked at him. And there they stand to this day, all alone, unless the birds perch on them; for trolls, as you probably know, must be underground before dawn, or they go back to the stuff of the mountains they are made of, and never move again. That is what had happened to Bert and Tom and William.


UnusualTough3293

Think I saw him in “The mummy”


CapAffectionate7197

After a while the camouflage make up is washed off and orcs true skin colors come through...


Devils_Advocate-69

Going to need some moisturizer


Few_Worldliness_3633

Orcs are just slaves with their medieval mentality. Always will be


PastEntrance5780

Hey, no loitering.


Cool-Adhesiveness-41

He was looking at a Medusa drone.


USArmy82ndAirborne

OK, this guy gets a name. Where do we start? I'll begin: MEDUSA MAN


Holden_Coalfield

Just catching some z's


El-chapos-taint

Han solo’d


CanRare1100

Looks more like a pile of shit.


NoBumblebee2080

FACT: Not all russians are orcs, some are trolls.


4by4rules

looks pretty good for an orc


Striking-Chicken-333

0 moisture


bier00t

send a photo to the family. "just chilling out in the sun"


zactral

Bring out the Gimp. -The Gimp's sleepin.. Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?


Curious_Lifeguard614

That Z patch LOL


WeirdoRick

Oh stone of the nomansland what is your wisdom


Machete-AW

Don't be disrespectful. That's a street performer.