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Weak_Preference2463

Those poor ones lying hapless in a killing fields.....i meant the bikes


Ok_Conference2901

Bike lives matter.


HerbM2

Superb.


Bougiwougibugleboi

Todays winner.


adv23

ACAB - All Cabs are Bastards


Unknown_Author70

What I'm seeing is free bikes.. there must be at least one part I could salvage from each bike and tada! I've got me a *free* Chinese Bike!


Nicol__Bolas

Temu Bikes? Whats wrong with beeing alive?


Unknown_Author70

Oh no, my friend! They're not for my use.. I'm a businessman. I'd flog them on Facebook marketplace, after implanting gps trackers, for them to be purchased by some local gang, who will then attempt to harass me to get a full refund on an imaginary fault, once they've learnt they're not getting a penny from me, they'll likely sell them abroad to re-coup losses, ultimately to be purchased by China and sold back to Russia. GPS coordinates shared with Ukrainian forces. The circle of Bike.


abefromansazz

I know you're joking, but as a long time rider, that sentiment has not been lost on me, lol.


uninvited_inquisitor

There are only dead bikes. There are no bodies.


HavlandTuf

If you look closely you will see bodies


Taylor_1878

I see dead people


SlippitInn

I see dead invaders, thieves, rapists, murderers, kidnappers, torturers and war criminals, I'm not seeing any dead people.


FlamingFlatus64

Mulch for sunflowers.


Nicol__Bolas

so true


SuanaDrama

I see poor, uneducated people that were tricked and lied too. But you guys keep lapping this shit up... despite the fact that its slowly poisoning you.


SlippitInn

Slow poison is a lot nicer than fiery death boom. ;)


Accomplished_Lake_41

This is what a lot of us people believed about Vietnam except most of the people who died in Vietnam were volunteers most likely the same for Russia, plus saying they’re “uneducated” is crazy talk since they have access to the internet and know exactly the consequences to face in the war


SuanaDrama

volunteers? You mean conscripts?


Accomplished_Lake_41

People who chose to go on free will


Thehippikilla

Really? I see invaders that came to kill or worse for a pay check..... you should worry less about the content people other then yourself consume, it could be slowly poisoning you.


SuanaDrama

wtf did you even write? I dont understand what that even means?? and paycheck is one word


DemoManNick

I tend to agree with you. These poor bastards probably think they are fighting the good fight. It's easy for us in the West to scoff at this because information is freely available.


SuanaDrama

thats all you see because your world is very small and you have zero emotional intelligence.


SlippitInn

Dead invaders videos make me happy every day. Bye bye Russia!


SuanaDrama

Such an edge lord. You must get all the ladies.


SlippitInn

I do have a natural bonus to my charisma


SuanaDrama

maybe when you get a little older, you'll realize that being a war tourist and getting off on the misery of human beings isnt cool. Or maybe youre already out of HS and your not an edgy teenager.. in that case, youre a lost cause. Another incel, mad at the world and hating anything he doesnt understand. What a shitty life.


will0593

Still people.


SlippitInn

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wanted-off-skin-ukrainian-women-recount-rape-russian/story?id=86994779 No, they are not.


Dydriver

[Some are forced to rape each other.](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-soldiers-forced-rape-each-other-outbreaks-crazed-violence-report-2024-2)


will0593

They are. Murderers, rapists, and other bullshit are still people. Not quality people, but still human. Dehumanization is a slippery slope of fuck


doctorwoofwoof11

They are humans who are acting inhumanly and are thus being treated and reacted to based on their inhumane actions. They're not being dehumanised, it's a subtle difference.


Available-Meeting-62

Why do people continue to insist that everything bad is "inhuman"? like we're somehow better than animals. It is some pathological projection. Humans are way worse than animals in general.


SlippitInn

I'd hate to hear your thoughts on the Nazi command and staff in charge of the genocide during WWII. "Sure, they did some bag things, but they're still people and we shouldn't be too mean to them, cause they're just like us"


will0593

I said they're people. I didn't say they were good people.


Dydriver

[They are demons.](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-accuses-russian-snipers-abusing-child-gang-raping-mother-2023-03-14/)


6inarowmakesitgo

This was a killer pun.


Phil_Coffins_666

*parts of


ThersATypo

A thin film of body mist 


Sufficient-Cover5956

They are just sending bikes to their needless deaths


MagTex

I see dead Orcs. And OrcCycles.


attorneyatslaw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E88HEuwInno


Mundane_Gold

Anyone remembers when the pro ruskie cheerleader were claiming using biker groups was a “smart, innovative and effective strategy”? Yeah, this REALLY shows how effective they are, just more as fertilizer than assault troops.


bigorangemachine

In theory... without drones... these would be useful. The special forces used dirt bikes in ~~Ukraine~~ Afghanistan and the US military is actually looking at Electric Bikes... why electric bikes... because they are silent... The bikes the Orcs are using are loud... if you ever lived in the country the sound of a dirt bike travels for miles! But if they just keep taking the approach the armoured vehicles are OFC they gonna get blasted. From this I can only assume they mounted the APCs with Motorcycles!? There is no reason bikes would go to an APC cluster like that.


sgerbicforsyth

They would be more useful if they were simply being used to ferry small teams from point A to B traversing terrain that normal vehicles would have trouble with. Trying to use them to bring soldiers up to the point of contact is insane. You're loud, obvious, and have no armor at all. At this point, it's pretty clear Russian forces are trying to hold their tanks and IFVs in reserve as much as possible. Somewhere between half and two thirds of all their BMPs from pre-2022 are either destroyed, captured, or scrapped for salvage. This includes the ~7000 BMP-1s Russia claimed to have in reserve storage.


FlamingFlatus64

"traversing terrain that normal vehicles would have trouble with" All those craters, I don't think that's bike friendly on anything other than a controlled motocross course where you can slow down without being shot at.


Timmymagic1

Putting anyone on a moto-cross bike without weeks of training is a guaranteed way of getting them injured/killed, and thats without sticking them on a landscape like the Ukrainian battlefield. Every single film I've seen of them using the bikes offroad in an assault has included multiple crashes. Absolute lunacy.


FlamingFlatus64

I'm pretty sure the U.S. isn't planning on using them for big army frontal assault. Reconnaissance mostly. Moving special forces over long distances for a quick stealthy strike and withdrawal sure.


bigorangemachine

Oh ya absolutely! Was always communication & recon. Bikes have a place on the battlefield just probably not how the Orcs use them


Timmymagic1

Problem with bikes is the accident rate, even in peacetime, is colossal. Most Western militaries got rid of bikes in the last couple of decades as even with highly skilled despatch riders with lots of experience and training the accidents just weren't worth the bother.


FlamingFlatus64

Yeah, but they're getting them in a great deal from China!


RefrigeratorDecent58

Ukrainians already use electric dirt and Ebikes. I was following a hunter killer team at the start of the invasion. Which biked around on E-bikes with Javalins and NLAWs


is_that_on_fire

For open manoeuvre warfare, using them for defensive QRF teams or just rear area communications, there is a good use case for bikes. Assaulting dug in continuous defensive lines with one, though? That just means you're in machine-gun range a bit quicker, and that gunner knows where you are


RefrigeratorDecent58

Likely why we haven’t seen them being used much. The lines have solidified and Ukraine has decided to go full on defensive with the goal of causing as many casualties on the Russians as possible. Seems like their strategy is to wait for their next wave of mobilization to be done training and having the new brigades equipped before Ukraine does anything new. Likely also waiting for F16s to be in the air as well.


FlamingFlatus64

Maybe they meant it's a good idea like clearing out the prisons of the bad elements of society. "Who's next?" "I know! Biker gangs!"


asoap

I think they are stupid. But if the goal was to get soldiers to this burnt out husk of a vehicle, then it looks like the bikes worked quite well. Not something you would want to use to attack a defensive position. But maybe something to use to reinforce a position.


FlamingFlatus64

I wonder how many riderless bikes have been left by soldiers that won't be returning for them. At least scooter companies collect them when they've been left somewhere random.


okgloomer

Those bikes didn’t just get them to the vehicle, they got them all the way to the Lordt.


Mindless-Box8603

The dead riders club. Slava Ukraini


Legio_X_Equestris5

Sons of Blyat


Ordinary_investor

Ghost riders ...


Nicol__Bolas

some are in the sky.


abefromansazz

Ride or Die, bitches


Kenjiee

... and literally die.


SickSticksKick

We're they traveling that close together?? Would love to see some footage of the encounter


Powerful-Contact6803

This has to be an accumulation over a couple weeks right ? I’ve seen less bikes in a Vietnamese traffic jam.


SickSticksKick

lol, thank you for that visual 🥈


ShowmasterQMTHH

Not unless they keep dying in the same spot, looks like they were either in convoy or stopped and got hit by a cluster munition or the apc got blown up and they were too close


Gotta_Gett

Or the APC was carrying the bikes on top. I assume there would be more bodies of the riders if they were being ridden.


hugh-g-rection551

that's alot of motorcycles. ​ where's the bodies of those riding on them, though?


Phil_Coffins_666

*pink mist emoji* I see random pieces here and there, nothing whole though


RandyBeaman

FOR SALE: Zongshen 250 Enduro. Green. LOW MILES! Slight singe marks and blood stains. $500 OBO


Timmymagic1

Given their location, and number, its likely that was their destination. The Russian troops abandon them once they get there. So the lack of bodies around them indicates the Russian assault team actually made it....what happened to them after is another thing.


UnexpectedRedditor

That makes very little sense, even for Russia. I don't see them spending 1,000,000 rubles on 1-way transport to get foot soldiers to the front and believing that is a sustainable path to victory.


Timmymagic1

Thats what they've been doing...it started with the Desertcross....they'd tear arse across no mans land then all abandon the transport, this was after they initially tried to get a driver to return with the vehicle. In hindsight that almost appears to be a trial, which they've then refined with motocross bikes... It is insane. The amount of successful assaults will be low....but....the commanders will still be able to report progress, which is all that matters to them...ask yourself if all those armoured assaults where tanks and MTLB would drive into minefields past the wreckage of multiple previous assaults made any military sense....


hugh-g-rection551

ah yes, the glorious fortress position strongpoint "burned out remains of our actual mechanised force". clearly the staging point from which the russians would propel into battle. /s


Alternative_Lynx541

Bike for sale, only dropped once.


Zealousideal-Menu276

Why this is NSFW? Yes, it's hard to see a lot of broken bikes, but there is no dead russians


SoulfoodSoldier

Bottom left of first image there’s a dead russian


FlamingFlatus64

I believe there are two in the grass just above center to the right in the image.


Zealousideal-Menu276

They just touching the grass


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

Sale on motorbikes, slightly charred only one previous owner.


0phois

Comes with spare leg.


RelaxedBluey94

Well that assault didn't end well. Nothing Russian ever does.


SirTroglodyte

I have a hard time understanding this image. Was this a hit on a motorcycle transport? Or were they really riding this close together? Or is this the result of several days, but then why all of these got blown up at the same place? In any case this must have been a magnificent sight.


bigorangemachine

TBH... now I'm thinking about it I am wondering if they were transporting the bikes in the APCs


Exinaus

No no, they are trying to attack https://youtu.be/BnvlEXSKsV0?si=Op1wlGU17NQqdbBM&t=31 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAVmgbBHYFY


bigorangemachine

I don't think this is the same video.


West_Hedgehog_5110

Born to be dead.


No_Substance5280

Hells Mangles


Gilligan67

Do they get to wear cool jackets as they ride to their deaths? /s Slava Ukraini!


FlamingFlatus64

Hell's Angels. Burn baby burn.


Boryan1965

👏👏👏👏🇺🇦


WeatherBeginning3223

I feel so sorry about motorcycles!!


AndrewinStPete

Hell's Angels or Hell's Orcs?


Obvious_Purchase8308

Reminds me of that Walking Dead scene where Negan finds the rocket launcher: „it was you guys that took out Sergey and the dick-brigade?“


dunncrew

Excellent work AFU 👏 👍 👌


JasonWGraham

I don’t understand what they think they’re going to do with motorcycles.


Hour-Cheesecake5871

Are the bikes OK?


LieverRoodDanRechts

Zie gingen nooit Nee nee nooit Nooit meer oerend hard


KudlWackerl

It's 12 bikes means 24 dead invaders?


Such_Vacation_2442

Mad Max: Fury Road.


FlamingFlatus64

"This assault was a complete success" said the General that supplied the $1000 Chinese motorcycles at $5000 per. Especially because they're going to "need" more motorcycles.


Such-fun4328

The only advantage of motorcycles is that you die faster.


Dante-Flint

Only if they are painted red. Because RED GOES FASTA!


Garant_69

Why yes - everybody knows that this is true of course ;-) But I find it kind of curious how shiny these bikes are, with their bright parts gleaming in the sunlight (especially in the second photo). Obviously no attempt whatsoever has been made to camouflage them, they were simply left in exactly the same condition as they were when they came out of the shipping container from China.


Dante-Flint

Rookie mistake to ignore Aggrax Earthshade and Nuln Oil, I guess. 🤷‍♂️


uninvited_inquisitor

What happened to the riders? There are no bodies.


Somecommentator8008

Not protected and can't shoot back, sitting errr driving ducks


osallent

They might have had better luck if they had stuck to the Chinese golf carts. At least with those there's a chance to add some meat bag to the back of the golf cart to hopefully take the brunt of the hit away from the driver and front side passengers.


crc_73

Even the Black Widows Motorcycle Gang didn't fare that badly. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjphcR4qCw\_YagtiSpZhdV32mP-6Ft2dGcNyWTvxkVCgk4HIyB-VOFEF0yraEvH5ZaHdWkVkaEsim29IwJjK-vFhy7Pas4I8cEVhZydjNhEVGdMsrHYHwPEhAm75QiSkXPTWw5BeM2LZCyy/s1600/PDVD\_553.BMP


T_affy1

Right turn clyde


ZzangmanCometh

Did it give birth to them? Is that where motorcycles come from?


roli0001

That's what you get for not finishing the weekend riders course and then trying to ride a rally with other idiot riders around you.


Bigman89VR

No wonder they're breaking out the WW2 motorcycles


EddietheEaglet

Division? Where are the other 5,950 motorbikes?


No-Vehicle5447

I could've used one of those, what a waste


HappyCrypto13

New Russian technology? Motorcycle carrier?


BigMembership2315

Lmao they’re doing great. Keep sending them


HomingPigeon6635

What the actual fuck? And i thought Russia was using waayy too much bikes a couple of weeks back


Metron_Seijin

At the rate they are buying and destroying these, might be a good brand to invest in, unless its a home brand of course.


ashesofempires

Very likely they’re a Chinese brand, like the side by sides they have also been using.


sirhenry98_Daddy3000

flies: it a free real estate!


ryandetous

At this point, I'm surprised they haven't tried WW2 battle sleds.


No-Split3620

Vlad Putin and his mighty ruZZian federation have never let minor setbacks like this deter them from doing the same thing over and over again ad infinitum. So expect more and more motorcycle divisions eating up Ukrainian lead.


clownind

Putins angel's aren't having much success.


Sigmar-Unberogen

Anyone left, lol?


Straight-Storage2587

Lone Bikers of the Apocalypse, these clowns are not.


Straight-Storage2587

Blyatcycles


antiruzzian

Whats next? Bikes from communist China?


Umbra-Vigil

Looks like the night wolves became the earth wolves.


myk27441

Pretty exposed on a bike. Perfect target for artillery.


pppppppplllp

What happened?


Tessteekels

You know, even with just two brain cells and after seeing 2 or 3 downed bikes, you would think that this would be a very dangerous place, but no, they keep going and dying in the same area. UA soldiers are basically spawn camping them at this moment 😅


Intransigient

They’re running out of these cheap bikes faster than they were Ladas


psilocybe-natalensis

Cluster munitions are perfect for bike the bike brigade


Large_Library_551

You can't park there mates


zj_chrt

Sending one after another, day after day


No_Car138

Like rider, like bike; motionless on the ground.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Things seem to be going swimmingly. You think someone could sell Hollywood a Zombie Russian Bikers From Hell script?


Electrical-Ad5881

This is totally insane.


rlnrlnrln

Russia were on the teaching side of why this is a bad idea [170 years ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Balaclava). In Crimea, nonetheless. Into the valley of death rode the 72nd mechanised brigade... But no one will write poems about them. 


SpaceShrimp

The first dossen bikes, or so, should be slightly harder to take down. After that the Russians needs to slow down due to all the bike and people debris, and then picking them off should be really easy.


doctorwoofwoof11

Russia really has gone full Mad Max, haven't they.


JelloWise2789

Are the bikes ok? They could be reused for loxals


timy68

I was going to purchase a Ural I'm Canada..the war changed my mind.


FluidPraline4968

They need to start a donation appeal for kickstands


DryBoysenberry8676

no bodies either they were collected or the soldiers dismounted and attacked on foot


Xx_Red_Mosquito_xX

When they run out of cheap modes of armor-less transportation, how soon until they start arriving at the front lines on horseback?


Tendie_Tube

Welp, it's back to horses


Valuable-Criticism29

Next the skate board brigade.


Striper_Cape

The Biker Genocide continues


Low-Tough-3895

You are maybe missing the point. If Russian are bombarding UA positions, I mean heavy bombardment, that have to withdraw. When bombarding ends UA is trying get back to the empty trenches. That is the point, where speed is vital: Orcs are trying to be fast, and get to those empty trenches as first. Not my original idea, but makes sense. This approach is still better than just waste the mobicks with on foot suicidal attack. This way at least they have some chance - if they are quick enough. If it increase success by another 20% (I made up this exact figure) it’s from Russian POV valid tactics. Still meat grinder but with higher success rate. TLDR: Motorcycle attacks may be more viable tactics than it seems at first glance.


MembershipAlive8371

Tick all the boxes with motorcycles in them


Puzzleheaded_Mix3483

Sons of Oh Fuck a drone !


SupaSpurs

They are definitely not Triumphs Lol!


SlipperyJimdiGris

"mechanized cavalry" more like wrecked cavalry


HerbM2

I sure hope the ukrainians are not counting bikes and dune buggies without trailers of supplies as "other vehicles". Слава Україні!


ixis743

Golf buggies, turtle tanks and now dirt bikes. This is what desperation looks like. Just give up Russia.


Inevitable_Review_83

They waited since the 40s to fufill their purpose. Poor bikes.


ZehAngrySwede

I can hear them now, charging across the fields “blyaaaat, BLY-BLYAAAaaat, blyat, blyat!”


Marius_jar

I heard about this ruski biker gang before. They called themselves "army of 1000 corpses" Well fuck me sideways. They didn't lie.


blarryg

No wonder they were wiped out. If they had ridden bicycles, they'd be in better shape.


Directhorman2

Seems effective... if you want your infantry to die.


nuffced

I guess they're running out of tanks!


Baldmanbob1

Hell's Orc's.


Western-Persimmon768

This might be a stupid question to ask, but would it be strategically wise to hook Ukraine up with motorcycles or at least ebikes?


tannerge

r/ukrainerussiareport explained the heavy use of motorbikes in that they are very maneuverable and can outrun drones.


Garant_69

Spoiler: they can't really outrun drones, as we have seen in a number of FPV drone videos in the last few weeks.