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Dessakiya

Tell me you’re running low on artillery without telling me you’re running low on artillery


JCNunny

Tell me you got approved for a Home Depot credit card without telling me you got approved.


Apprehensive-Ad8987

And next you will be telling me that the reason it doesn't need to be aimed is because it uses smart munitions.


Worldly-Register2376

Running low on hearing protection too


Qubecoiseman

Sorry top comment so I will link the additional info I have on this here https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/AN1dBh4fNo For the people who are curious, this isn't the first time we have seen this funny enough https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/dtgBvgD9T6 My friend here even shared some specs of said different design in the comments


WeekendFantastic2941

This is how you get a concussion. lol


Real_Typicaluser1234

Sir, Putin sir. Not only we're having 10x more artillery than Ukraine but we are also using better modified weapons. Only good news from battlefields.


bboymonty1

yeah, but it still could kill.


TyrannosauRSX

This is down there with ISIS levels of jank.


Lazy_Measurement4033

Nah…more like Boko Haram’s JV Squad


LovelehInnit

They never had the makings of varsity athletes.


imp_st3r

Don't take Boko Haram lightly, they killed a dozen Czechoslovakians


TheVengefulMonkfish

Everyone knows the Boko Haram are a glorified crew, plain and simple!


LovelehInnit

Their house looked like shit!


the_ghost_knife

ISIS is sophisticated and decent enough to turn this into a technical. Lazy asses just made it a towed field gun.


Fit_Reach1082

Scrapping the bottom of the rusty barrel - what an absolute sh*t Show and Country


plasticjet

They been doing this since the begging of the war- now they are just trying to survive, hence storming Ukrainian positions .


swe-den218

Ohmy , They are evolving backwards


hunkfunky

Welcome to the devolution baby!


RedditVirumCurialem

Behold the cannoneer, with his head suitably placed just behind the breech, he is in an ideal position to quickly troubleshoot an exploding breech block.


Emergency-Ad-4563

Im here thinking he’s going to load it from the top and fire with a pull string. Man, was I not thinking like a Russian.


JJ739omicron

and even if all goes well, he might lose a few teeth.


vilius_m_lt

And his hand. I saw ukrainians loading in shells using a hammer handle. This is cannon supposed to be loaded by an autoloader.. which is usually malfunctioning. As soon as you insert a shell the breechblock pops into position with enough force to do some major damage to loader’s hand


ac2001lt

Flinstones type invention


Fit_Reach1082

Scrapping the bottom of the rusty barrel - what an absolute sh*t Show and Country


Virtual_You7514

At first: I thought this war was between David and Goliath. Now: All I see is David and MacGyver.


CaptainLammers

Don’t you sully MacGyver’s 80’s B-List legacy. I know he’s no tinkerer, but this is a *Segal Classic*. Fuck it, someone name it something better.


Virtual_You7514

Sorry fella. I have utmost respect for MacGyver. Just comparing a one man ability to a big nation army. As for Seagul: His classic move is to move his arms slowly upward and knock everyone out. What's that about. lol


CaptainLammers

It’s a very apt comparison, no apologies necessary. I don’t know what to make of Seagul, whose name I have been spelling wrong for nearly my entire literate life. I like your version of it.


oldweedy

Good god! If all they have left is this and seagull then they are really scraping the barrel!


CaptainLammers

I know. I needed a win today, and watching the Russians wheel that piece of shit around was it. Will they just keep going back in time? Muzzle-loading cannons of eras past?


Fossilhunter69

I’ll give them MacGruber. Maybe.


Bougiwougibugleboi

This one.


imp_st3r

I hope paper clips are on the sanctions list


blade944

Tell me again that Russia isn't running out of equipment.


Sigmeister1

Now this is beyond desperate! Well at this point they actually might be better off with a medieval catapult! And it's not so picky with the ammo. LOL


Haunting-South-962

Feck the gun, what they are towing it with? Mad max buggy?


Ok-Fox-9286

"OK, unhitch it here... And push. I said push! Fine, I'll move the car. Now push it.. Push it! Fucks sake, push it! Right, fuck it, let's leave it here."


LovelehInnit

\*slaps cannon\* "This ain't going nowhere, blyat!"


JLandscaper

Even if this was soviet partisans in WWII this would smell of desperation, but this is an invading Ruzzian army in 2024 - they're the aggressor in Ukraine! The more I see, the more pathetic it is. Sad. Foolish. Losers


Boryan1965

I already envisage how these formidable troops pitch this cannon in the suburbs of Berlin👏👏👏 🖕😂🖕


Real_Typicaluser1234

Cannon: "Been there done that"


Glass-Ebb-4420

All is going accordingly


Dry-Marketing-6798

Oh dear.


DaGhostQc

There's plenty of turrets laying around in Ukraine... But on a serious note... It's moving a decent amount with each shots, can't be that accurate.


Palora

One of the reason that gun got replaced by the 20mm on the BMP 2 was because it wasn't accurate... in direct fire mode against targets it could see at low ranges by Russian standards. You can imagine how accurate it is as a DIY howitzer.


Wooshsplash

And next week, the Orcs will be showing how an unused Grandmother from Omsk can be modified as a grenade launcher.


hunkfunky

Unused Grandmother? Either you're playing with words, or Grandmother is a fanciful weapon I've never heard of! Please, fix this idiots suspense 😁


Wooshsplash

The Orcs are having to dig so deep in to their reserves, they’d even use their own Grandmothers on the front lines to throw grenades.


hunkfunky

So you did mean Granny. Granny's tend to be 'well used'. Otherwise, they're virgin spinsters 😁


Temporary_Potato_312

The M777's poorer cousin


Silver_Snow_690

Wow…… 😮 hahahah


Zestyclose_Trip_1924

I await the new turret toss rules!Glory to Ukraine!


Qubecoiseman

Heroyam Slava


PlayfulReplacement34

Mom: "we have artillery at home" Artillery at home.


Real_Typicaluser1234

-But it's your grandfathers cannon -Yeah and grandpa told it was piece of s#it back then -Language


LightGoblin84

the west isn’t ready for this mindblowing technology, so we laugh at them. But we just don’t get it how superior the orks are.


SpaceShrimp

Ohhh... they've invented a really bad WW2 gun.


Hendrik_the_Third

Comrade, this bit still works!


DevonianWessex

Seems a bit of a problem to shoot and scoot with it lol


hunkfunky

Why they couldn't mount it direct to a simple towable axle is beyond me. It was done like that for centuries before self-propelled.


hunkfunky

And just read below that the towable has already been done. Link in OPs posts.


Qubecoiseman

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/64QjUrH8sK


hunkfunky

If that's the one you posted before in other responses, that's what I was referring to. I can't seem to open to verify (and save the Internet from this message!)


Sudelbart

You don't have to. This is brand new stealth Artillery. It shoots below the horizont of conter battery radar.


NoBagelNoBagel-

Russian army devolving into a third world insurgency force.


GuillotineComeBacks

Hell that's embarrassing.


TubeframeMR2

Given it’s lack of mobility it should get lit up pretty quickly with counter battery fire.


w4rpsp33d

Scoot and shoot: Rashist edition


w4rpsp33d

Hilarious with the Top Gear music on top of it too


AldronicusRex

By the time it is ready to go the FPV will have made them regret their life choices.


lordpoee

Seems to get less accurate with every shot.


indiechel

It doesn’t look like they are attempting to aim or shoot something particular.


Accomplished_Web8122

Even better footage, the video of this I found that I posted earlier didn’t show the full video of it firing


bbbloox

NATO codename LARPer


LovelehInnit

NATO general: "Ok, that's a good joke. Now show me a picture of the real cannon." NATO colonel: "Sir... how do I put this... this is the real cannon."


Boryan1965

They are up for the reward: 😂How to look stupid without any effort 🤪


Nassau85

This looks like a video that Hamas would make. lol


NoIndependent9192

That ain’t no artillery fool!


Trax-d

At least the are many flying turrets from T-80, T-90 and T-72 around the can potentially use.


OriginalMiserable109

Truly pathetic.


Ok_Custard89

This has to be a joke, right?


Qubecoiseman

Nope ain't even the first time we see this type of stuff funny enough https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/dtgBvgD9T6


MarcosAC420

Wow only 1,000,000,000 more and Ukraine will finally have fallen. He turned a turrent into a pea shooter artillery piece, future tech in Russia is grand


No-Tumbleweed5730

So yes this is funny but as a proof of concept you could get a situation where an area is suddenly saturated with good enough artillery for an attack


Frosty_Key4233

Sooooooo embarrassing!


markus0401

Is this for real?


Qubecoiseman

Yup this ain't even the first time we see this one of my friends even posted the specs of a different design in the comments https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/dtgBvgD9T6


markus0401

Jesus Christ!!!


Qubecoiseman

Yup


RottenPingu1

Someone got a promotion for thinking this up.


hot_stones_of_hell

What a beautiful sight, to behold.. Ukraine 🇺🇦 is winning.


Apprehensive_Ant_590

Next week the trebuchet


X32-TT

We are witnessing MadMax hardware in real life, first the turtle tank, now this.


wombat6168

Gives a nice circular target for the drone operator to target an orc in


doninside

What's next? New bats made from tank guns tubes?


anonymousbopper767

Holy hell I think you could get some middle schoolers to come up with something more viable than that. 3 dudes taking 2 minutes to get a single inaccurate shot off. Pretty sure NATO got SPG's that fire off 6 rounds in less time than that and drive away.


littletreeelf

I mean this turret would make sense in a concealed position, but what is this abomination???


ExistentialFread

They forgot the tank part


Altea73

I have to admire their scrapping abilities....


Qubecoiseman

Even the Romans stand a chance of holding out against them at this point Obelix


Altea73

For Tutatis!


villefilho

It´s a always open big toilet seat for their fat ass


teddybundlez

Half these guys wear sneakers


Hairy_Orchid6128

I guess we will just fire it that way instead… Aren’t our guys that way? We get paid to fire, they get paid to be meat.


thisishoustonover

That bitch is probably pin point accurate eh?


Time-Abies-6429

This is just sad even by Russian standards


AdorableBowl7863

This should be the number one post on shittytechnicals


Berova

The Orks are trying to kill the Ukrainians by humoring them to death with this clown fiesta.


antiruzzian

Idiocracy!


BigWilsonian

Blyatillery...


Mingyao_13

This is some pre-WW2 design, maybe post WW1 if I’m feeling generous


vilius_m_lt

Get a load of this Grom-pro guy pushing in shells with his bare hands and not getting them chopped off by the breech block


ThisGuyHere23

Real question is this current and is this for real??😳


Qubecoiseman

Footage was posted today and yes, it isn't even the first time we have seen such a thing https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/KNGpvpQcx4


ThisGuyHere23

Wow this is crazy! Looks like shit isis and taliban would put together.


Qubecoiseman

Yup


Mountain-Crab3438

I am not sure exactly what I am seeing, but I can tell you what I am smelling. There is the distinct smell of desperation with a hint of swine.


Choombaloo-2

By the time it's in posit-, oh the fpv drone got it already.


Utwig_Chenjesu

This is what they have been reduced to? Embarrassing.


Independent_Put_4634

Nice DIY project for weekend.


Apprehensive_Ant_590

Jeez I was waiting for the recoil and I was going to call it the decapitator!


Bougiwougibugleboi

I have to admit, i want one.


wayfarer8888

Next to zero control of the vertical angle, minimal control of the horizontal angle. This POS is useless, cannot aim. Glad they waste whatever resources they have..


FLUFFY_Lobster01

Careful russia, your desperation is showing.


beefs_supreme

Leave that baby hooked up to your rototiller so you can shoot and skoot.


tora1941

Land a drone inside the circle (a nice target by the way) and poof it's gone. Desperate times call for desperate measures Russia. Pointed sticks soon......


Spiritual_Skin_6877

Where it hits, no Russian will know!


EgGuy3

thats a joke ,,that gun is shooting low velocity shitty shells like rpg 7 ,, no way to make it a mortor or artillary its for direct fire


Paul_Gad

Then at 2 mins time a drone flies in and blows them all up.


JavaAble

Ork Ingenuity at its finest.


Cleancut93

Second army by the way...


ImaginaryTwist4623

russia is a meme now.


Wallynine

These need to be included in next years parade right next to the T-34


Rickylie2012

What’s left of men in Russia with an actual brain that has the capability of engineering . They tried…but dam they failed miserably


IronSack46

Man this needs some duct tape and it be perfect


Fun-Shoe1145

They’re hitting taliban status


Such_Vacation_2442

Putin's Hamas found a welding machine in a landfill.


Any-Resident5702

The End ist near


Tasty_Distribution41

What number army in the world is it at now? Probably not even 2nd best in Russia.


Beonette_

#Translation. 2s8, (something something) and destroying. Now in place. ...  respectively. Everything is discardable. Now rear legs in their place. To put stoppers in place. Remove leveler (domkrat). Remove fingers. You turn lever on leveler. Turn turn turn, itll rise now.  ... respectively. Remove...  Aim. Gunner, go work. Prepare rope.  Go go. Dont. With rope. He is doing so. No no no, dont there. Go away. Itll be ok. Fire. Load one more, faster. 2, in fast succession. Got it? Fire. Good. Everything iswoorking, fixated. Somehow like that. Everything is good. * Hope theyll meet their 155mm present soon.


Qubecoiseman

Same and thank you very much as always


popcorn0617

"It won't move, just put it down here"


Qubecoiseman

The footage initally comes from a pro-Russian source the original text being: "Homemade howitzer “2S8” from Russian military personnel from the 25th Army." some people in the comments however stated that it is not from the 25th army Source: [https://x.com/bayraktar\_1love/status/1807715705900466256](https://x.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1807715705900466256)


Windturnscold

This has got to be a joke, or a Ukrainian psyop


Qubecoiseman

Nope it's very real, alright, and not even the first time we have seen such a thing https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/KNGpvpQcx4


Due-Kaleidoscope-785

Still killing hero's though


ukrainian_tank

solid lada engineering - second army in the world shows off its weaponized incompetence


WarSerious4025

Just russian reenactors !


Accomplished-Size943

Pretty resourceful


Thehippikilla

Pretty pathetic! For a country that inherited all that soviet crap and has supposedly been producing huge amounts of equipment this is piss poor and just more proof of what a joke the ruzzian military is, the mighty paper tiger rips..... I mean roars..... lol


Accomplished-Size943

Almost as piss poor as USA feeding ammo to Ukraine at a rate enough to bleed out slowly but not enough to win.


Real_Typicaluser1234

Quality not quantity matters. Those "cannons" range must be less than fpv-drones. Good weapon against cavalry and musketeers. 2024 asking what year this really is.


Accomplished-Size943

It shoots. It's better than something which doesn't shoot. Such as lack of weapons and ammo..