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>!this post is related when they tried to trick with cock but at the end they think that cock is dead while he is alive and tricked with them!<
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Nah okay so when i was little i visited my grandpas where he had chickens. I was playing with my cousins when seemingly out of nowhere this fucking rooster just start’s attacking me. My grandpa watched the whole thing but didn’t do anything initially until he noticed blood seeping through my beater. He shooed it away, had my mom clean me up and got us all ice cream. Anyway, it wasn’t until two years later that my mom was telling her friend about the story where i over hear her saying that the chicken we ate the next morning was that rooster. “Yeah my dad’s logic was that it took a bite out of (myname) so naturally he (me) should take a bite of it” -my mom
Bro I can relate. My grandma punished my chicken for going to the neighbors yard and pecking at her herbs. By killing it infront of me by twisting the neck over and over until it snapped and then cut it off. Told me no you don't get second chances. And then made me eat chicken soup for lunch
My neighbor used to have a rooster like that. He attacked us every day when we came from school. The neighbor never did anything but laughed at us running. Until the rooster followed me inside my house. My mother makes really good chicken rice soup. But that one that day was the best one.
the chicken is being held tight and understand in no position to run away, as soon as it saw the lines it recognized as a snake, so its body would just relax and fixated like that, but when the line is removed and its realized it can move and attack whatever it is instantly
i wish that as a general rule of etiquette people would crop out that random ass internet handle, like nobody cares about meme account #64738648388 and i wish they would stop trying to make me care
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Blimey! Was expecting a reaction and still threw my coffee.
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Yes, on the bed too! My one Bruce Lee move that I never knew I had. Thankfully, I have an understanding wife. Have remade everything.
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Haha, it would have been brilliant if filmed. Apart from the scrawny hairy legs. But we can forgive her for that.
Someone had downvoted you, I guess our humour isn't for everyone
true. Everyone have different mindset with different opinions
It was better without the blaring music. Way to make people's ears bleed. Asshole editor
Does that count as jumpscare? That's one of the reportable reasons on this sub...
Jumpscared me
Got me with this one too😂🤣 Nearly jumped outta my seat!
Yeah fucking hell that was loud
read this halfway thru watching and wondered if we were watching the same video, then it hit me.
That’s what made it so Fucking funny Though 😂 i didn’t even know what Sub I was on
I knew the music was coming and it still got me like it always does, this video is a masterpiece
Nah okay so when i was little i visited my grandpas where he had chickens. I was playing with my cousins when seemingly out of nowhere this fucking rooster just start’s attacking me. My grandpa watched the whole thing but didn’t do anything initially until he noticed blood seeping through my beater. He shooed it away, had my mom clean me up and got us all ice cream. Anyway, it wasn’t until two years later that my mom was telling her friend about the story where i over hear her saying that the chicken we ate the next morning was that rooster. “Yeah my dad’s logic was that it took a bite out of (myname) so naturally he (me) should take a bite of it” -my mom
W family
Ikr XD
LMAO you're at the top of the food chain
Alas i am just a mere featherless biped in a world with feathered cunts
Diogenes has entered the chat
Bro I can relate. My grandma punished my chicken for going to the neighbors yard and pecking at her herbs. By killing it infront of me by twisting the neck over and over until it snapped and then cut it off. Told me no you don't get second chances. And then made me eat chicken soup for lunch
Honestly it only seems to be the grandparents that have a knack for killing off any animal that pisses them off XD
I never forgave her. I miss my chicken
My neighbor used to have a rooster like that. He attacked us every day when we came from school. The neighbor never did anything but laughed at us running. Until the rooster followed me inside my house. My mother makes really good chicken rice soup. But that one that day was the best one.
Lmfaoo i bet 😭😂
Fuck you that scared the shit out of me asshole
Chickens go into limp mode when they feel threatened.
Rooster sorry just ocd
the chicken is being held tight and understand in no position to run away, as soon as it saw the lines it recognized as a snake, so its body would just relax and fixated like that, but when the line is removed and its realized it can move and attack whatever it is instantly
Fuck you
Does it means that cock like straight ?
Blowing my ears out with music was the unexpected part
ROOSTER ACTIVATE!
The curse is lifted
I don't know what happened. It just went limp
Bro was playing dead the whole time
Please watch / listen to Gerry Anderson, hypno hen.
i wish that as a general rule of etiquette people would crop out that random ass internet handle, like nobody cares about meme account #64738648388 and i wish they would stop trying to make me care
almost throw my phone 😆
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I was inside a train when I watched it 😂😂😂
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Op delete your account please and never post on reddit again.
You can also move your index finger in circle infront of the chicken and it will do this too
really ? i don't know about this fact
Yeah they get hypnotised easily
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Damn I jumped so hard even though I knew what was coming lmao
That cock went limp . .
That was a great ending
The guy rearnaked choked the chicken and he's trying to say he hypnotized it!🤣 
Patience is a virtue
Don't disturb my cock I'm.......
Awesome
Hell yeah I’m buying a rooster we gonna be rich
BREAKING NEWS: cock goes on rampage concerning a line in the sand
Jesus fucking r/descriptiongore
I got scared never erase the line I thought he was dead for a second there
The fucking music lmao
r/abruptchaos will appreciate this
I believe the rooster sees the line as a snake and plays dead.
Good job editor, make more ears bleed
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