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>!The frog guy is jacked!<
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I'm with ya, between the two extremes there I'll take a short video with a reveal 5 seconds in than a super long video that ends up being rather anticlimactic
The funniest part about that whole thing is that he's SO fucking close to the truth in this instance like in many others.
Yes, there is chemicals put in the water across the US that impact hormones of amphibians turning a lot of them androgynous.
But no, it's not a conspiracy of the army to test a gay bomb, it's a conspiracy of the government to not regulate businesses and their release of toxic waste properly.
Poor dude is ONE mental turn away from being an environmental warrior.
I maintain its worse than that. Because of his idiotic take and the soundbites it spawned the actual issue becomes a joke meriting no discussion. Its the same with so many conspiracy theories, they start with an actual issue and then distract from the real causes and prescriptions. And then they generally blame it on Jewish people.
Well fuck me sideways, I never saw that one. I hereby recant my previous comment, my apologies kind soldier.
And respek for keeping the text formatting, nice touch.
**Song Found!**
**Name:** Legend
**Artist:** Tevvez
**Score:** 100% (timecode: 01:44)
**Album:** Phantom
**Label:** 965104 Records DK
**Released on:** 2020-12-04
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Who gives a flying fucking shit if the guy is jacked or not, if he's the OFFICIAL mascot he should NEVER take his costume off in public for ANY reason. If you're one of the costumed characters at a Disney theme park and there are 10,000 bees inside stinging you to death and you take your costume off in public...AUTOMATIC FIRING.
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Must have grown from a Chadpole
Went from Frogger to Battletoads
Battlechode
I wonder how long his tongue is.
Battlechad
Glorious punmanship
Yes indeed, this here is a swolfrog
You won the comment section!
Leaps ahead of what I could have thought of honestly
10,000/10 comment. 🏆
This guy's a Chadd.
Giga frog
Frogzenegger
The frogs a WHAT?
An Ahnuld. ;)
DAHuL
# JUMP TO DA CHOPPA!
Amphibians who annoy you
🙎🏿♂️💢
"wait for it" when the reveal is literally 4 seconds into the video...
4 seconds is too long when there is no subway surfers smh
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Family guy
What was the end of the video? I only watched 2 seconds, I don't have time for 4 seconds.
Hey, there. Want to grab a coffee sometime?
The efficiency royal! You know there are caffeine pills for a fraction of the cost of coffee right?
sorry can you add a tldr got distracted reading your comment with no subway surfers in the background
... I'm ok with this. better than 5 minutes for a 3 seconds reveal.
Yeah but those videos never have “wait for it” on them It’s usually a 5-15 second video
I'm with ya, between the two extremes there I'll take a short video with a reveal 5 seconds in than a super long video that ends up being rather anticlimactic
Something about the focus span i can’t remember at the mom… oh look, a titkok!
I usually skip ‘wait for it’ videos because I hate that caption. But this happened so fast for a ‘wait for it’
Better than a "wait for it" on a 2 minute video of bullshit buildup
This generation is fucked
Just please for the love of god try to enjoy something
Putting stuff in the water that's making the frogs turn me gay.
Friggin gay frogs
Stupid sexy gay frogs
Don't tell Alex Jones.
Bah! Haven’t actually lold from a comment in a while. Thanks 😂
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The funniest part about that whole thing is that he's SO fucking close to the truth in this instance like in many others. Yes, there is chemicals put in the water across the US that impact hormones of amphibians turning a lot of them androgynous. But no, it's not a conspiracy of the army to test a gay bomb, it's a conspiracy of the government to not regulate businesses and their release of toxic waste properly. Poor dude is ONE mental turn away from being an environmental warrior.
I maintain its worse than that. Because of his idiotic take and the soundbites it spawned the actual issue becomes a joke meriting no discussion. Its the same with so many conspiracy theories, they start with an actual issue and then distract from the real causes and prescriptions. And then they generally blame it on Jewish people.
Underated
I think she wants to spawn his tadpoles 🐸
This comment is cursed lol
r/cursedcomments perhaps?
I’m not even gay but he can be my daddy
r/SuddenlyAmphibious
Why did I even click that..
Sounds like a subreddit for boats which suddenly "become" cars, and vice versa.
r/subsifellfor
Ohshiddwuddup, frog papi?!
Hahaha…. What are you packing there Frog Papi?
I second this notion
rubbit!! rubbit!!
👀🤭🤣🤣🤣
Amplexus
You mean chadpoles
He Transformed into a Battletoad lol The thirst is strong in her...
I loved those games! Rash, Zitz and Pimple lol
The thirst is strong in ME, bro
>Hi I'm an antique videogame collector and I'm looking for a very old, and extremely rare title...
It’s Wednesday my dudes
I can hear this
It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out
Might be, but I love how relevant it always is on r/fantasyfootball every season
Nah it's always relevant
~~What are you a fun sponge?~~
Um… https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-an-older-meme-but-it-checks-out
I like how now that meme even applies to itself.
I had this exact same thought when I went to the page! lol after the mini life crisis I had of course
Well fuck me sideways, I never saw that one. I hereby recant my previous comment, my apologies kind soldier. And respek for keeping the text formatting, nice touch.
Hakuna matata brotha :\^) and thank you!
Frog from Chrono trigger?
Imagine my disappointment when the music wasn't Frog's Theme
The frog head stays on during sex
I was looking for a furry comment but this will do
Frogman goes to the gym and says “Ripp-ed”.
Underrated comment
M.I.L.F. Man I Love Frogs
Dude got fired for not wearing the suit properly
She did a muscle pose while he was still in the suit, so this is prob not the first time he’s shown off like that
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… Can't people even enjoy a bit in their lives?
No life should be depressing and boring and i will do anything to make sure it stays that way
Now put on the frog suit and fucking stay in it
tbf, probably for the best. instead of covering up his confidence he can now be a personal trainer or something.
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You wouldn't have even seen this frog thing if he hadn't done that. Here we are. Looks like he did a good job to me
that’ll drive the sales up
That ain't no Frog thats a battletoad *
The Zyzz pose!
If this wasn't staged, that dude has probably been waiting forever for this moment
What song is this?
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The same as every other hardstyle song ;)
She’s mirin
I'm mirin (straight skinny white guy)
hugh mirin? fuarking zyzzzz kunt
Is it Battletoads?
Furries in America are never this impressive
Zizz toad
Inner zizz Pepe
I fuck frogs.
I do not know how to feel about this information.
bruh, 3 y/o account at that
What the toad looks like after I smoke its venom
Dude is jacked!!!! 😄
I want his tadpoles in me
It is Wednesday my doods
That sudden look down at kills me 🤣
Weirder inosuke?
That guy should get named something like Fryzz, Frog and Zyzz (Rest in Peace brah..)
Someone is getting frogged tonight
Anyone know the song?
Legend by Tevvez
Thank you!
No problem.
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.
Welp, guess I’m gay
That just reminds me of people wearing the frog head in ff14
It IS wednesday my dudes.
And she immediately goes touching them... No probs for women, but a guy would've been a pervert. Great video though
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I think I just found my stand
This is weirdly hot. What the hell.
You know how men get when they see boobies and booties? Yeah, I can’t judge them anymore. After witnessing muscles like this, I’m the damn same 😔
Average r/FFXIV Roegadyn character
Now that’s a Battle Toad.
Pepe is with us! To victory or Valhalla
And that was the day she told her parents her new boyfriend is a toad
Woow this attacks my heterosexuality
ITS WEDNESDAY MUTHERFUCKERS STAY HARD!
I think that guy was in my FFXIV raid the other day
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Teenage Mutant Ninja … Toads?
We’re all gonna make it, brah
frogler1
swoll frog
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Frogger is Brawner or just frog brawn, I can't decide. 
Swole frog is swole.
He waited his entire life for this moment
Meanwhile times square is riddled with poor excuses goin’ around dressed as Captain America.
Average ff14 tank glam.
legend xD
Coincidentally this is the name of the song in the background.
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Pretty funny, but probably fake
You're telling me frogs aren't actually 7 feet tall, or that they can shed their skin to reveal a buff dudes body?! Dear god, my whole life is a lie.
I’ve seen this before on phub I swear… though I think it was a bear?
I would lick the sweat out from under those guns. God damn.
He ego wouldn't allow him to just let her have the moment
*rippet*
an Unironic IRL Pepe in 2023. Cease, wonders, will they ever etc
what?
[This is a thing from the olden days](https://uploads.dailydot.com/9ea/dd/ccc436d5bab1caf1dd777a273319cf93.jpg)
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Frogs are called frods now 🐸
Nani!!! I shall show you real guns!!!
And the meme is born
r/improperuseoffrogs
I like that she feels the need to wear a mask but at the same time isn't worried about putting her hands all over a stranger. What a great world!
Who gives a flying fucking shit if the guy is jacked or not, if he's the OFFICIAL mascot he should NEVER take his costume off in public for ANY reason. If you're one of the costumed characters at a Disney theme park and there are 10,000 bees inside stinging you to death and you take your costume off in public...AUTOMATIC FIRING.
"Your health comes second to a fucking costume" -this "genius" of a guy /s
I can’t believe you people post this shit thinking it’s actually content. This is beyond dumb
Oh shut up
It’s martincitopants
BattleToads!
Weakest frog enjoyer
Imagine if the suit had sleeves he could just pull up
This Is Marticitopants
Swag Daniels, is that you?
Name of song please and thank you
Legend by Tevvez
Lost character for photo op
I'm still waiting