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>!First cute, then yucky/wtf!<
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I was thinking capybara at first, but knowing that capybaras are much bigger - as they're the biggest rodent - I was like...nahhh it's not a capybara lol
If you look at the head it's very noticeable. They look even less similar from the front or if it's an adult capybara rather than a juvenile. Look at this [chonky boi](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Capybara_at_SF_Zoo_Front_Look.jpg) for example - not very agouti-ish at all.
Unironically “Dik Dik” [was actually my first guess was what the creature was...](https://images.app.goo.gl/fFBFzUwbsgLh2boN7)
I have no idea what it actually is haha. Definitely more rodent like than deer like
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Fist bump, fist hump... same difference.
I wanna party with you cowboy!!
Boycow same difference!
18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch
I WANNA BE A COWBOY BAABEE !!!
Avatar checks out
An excited one !
Well, whatever it was, we can put the grow vs. show debate to rest.
There was never a debate
Especially if you're a master debater
Or a cunning linguist.
#some might even say a masturbator
Some might even say r/yourjokebutworse
I’m a decent baiter. My cousin, Mose, *that’s* a master baiter.
r/unexpectedoffice
You- Aagh fine. It was well set up. Take my fucking upvote.
All he did was scream the other guys punchline louder and without the original subtlety.
#Dick n Balls
Yes. The aforementioned subtlety rises again.
#Sex
*yes mam!* 
Ass'n'hole
It’s not a set up, it’s him shouting the joke again
IT'S NOT A SET UP IT'S HIM SHOUTING THE JOKE AGAIN
OP joke, but worse. At least you're good at something!
Im not a master baiter. My cousin mose is a master baiter.
No fair, the animal had a baculum!
And it suddenly became a frontulum
agouti
The agouti wants Djibouti
She’s your shaboopie!
The squirrel that’s hard to get.
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They look like squirrels that tried really, really hard to be capybaras but it didn't quite work out so now they're sad.
We have rats that size in Boston these days
Hey, it's XHAMSTER,,.I see him everyday....
Underrated
A horny* one
That's a Giant “Fucking” Hamster Edit. Spelling. Hampster doesn't have a P, but it does have a D.
So, a Humpster if you will?
He's just looking for a hand.
He just wants to be patted
Heavy patting
Yes, on the peener
Zing!
/r/yourjokebutworse
He wanted to release a photon
a humpster
NO, A HORNY ONE.
That’s an agouti! Not a capybara… EDIT: Woah this blew up! Thank you everyone for the awards and kind words!
that thing ready to agouti up someone booty
Agouti shag summat
Thank you! I know it’s not a capybara like everyone else is saying.
I was thinking capybara at first, but knowing that capybaras are much bigger - as they're the biggest rodent - I was like...nahhh it's not a capybara lol
Very proud of you
Someone give this kid a prize. They know things.
Thought it was a dikdik
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It's kind of hard to believe anyone who has seen a capybara thought that was a capybara.
Yeah, only an idiot would think [this](https://imgur.com/P5MsxEi) looks like [this](https://imgur.com/aF4cwUJ).
If you look at the head it's very noticeable. They look even less similar from the front or if it's an adult capybara rather than a juvenile. Look at this [chonky boi](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Capybara_at_SF_Zoo_Front_Look.jpg) for example - not very agouti-ish at all.
There's a children's song in Brazil that says "run agouti to aunt's house" (corre cotia na casa da tia) and now I know why
Capybaras are chonkier and way more judgemental 😆
I like em big...
I like 'em chunky...
I like them round, with something, something
They like my sound, they think I'm funky
r/redditsings
Name so nice you say it twice…
Less horney more chilln chonk
Why is it making a lightsaber noise when it… well… whips out its lightsaber?
Doesn't yours? Sometimes the smaller ones are very high pitched, maybe you can't hear that high?
Lol mine just plays “The Imperial March” theme
rapybara
Looked like a snake to me
Aka bushmeat!
Ah the reclusive suburban horndog, very friendly. Some say too friendly.
About a million fuckin' comments in, this is my favorite.
Penis rat
A prat.
Chris Prat mouserat
Rat penis
Both correct answers
Typical dude, mistaking kindness as an invitation for sex. Note: sarcasm, this is written by a dude, dudes.
It saw four holes (between the fingers) what do you wanted to do
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/tryputtingyourdickinthat ?
r/putyourdickinthat
Finally, a Worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!!!
Innovative thinking
Write dude one more time! I dare you!
#DUDE
Ok thats it buddy! Where are you?!
#Right here, dude.
Okay, stay healthy!
#What’s that mean, dude.
drink water
i literally have a 64 fl oz water bottle
Don't drink too much or your peen turn into liquid dude
That's it, pants down, game on!
Oh damn he challenged you to a "meat" off
Nah you got a point
Yeah, just because he has his dick out trying to mount you doesn’t mean he wants to sleep with you.
From another dude. Yeah you right.
Dude
Well can you blame him? The way that hand was dressed they were asking for it
Why did his dick make a StarWars sword sound
That’s where they got the sound for the movie. It’s nature my friend.
Crazy how so many people don't know this. The Bolivian Cock Rodent makes this noise just prior to ejaculation
Fuck i hit the free award button just for this comment. You deserved it.
A fun fact: raptor sound in jurassic Park is actually the sound of humping tortoises
Yours doesnt?
*I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!*
yeah I was looking for answer too...
Because it's an Ewok?
Star Wars sword? Bruh
did you just say star wars sword instead of lightsaber
Lightsaber? That can't be right. How do they curve the light?
Glad I’m not the only one who heard it
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hahahahaha
Man I wish my boner would pop out like a lightsaber
I wish mine would blast off into space like Jeff Bezos
Born in 1964
Pencil dick
*lightsaber
whatever that is, his d1k is bigger than mine. thanks for the upvotes, i assume you guys dont have a bigger d1k as well, right? or its not as thick?
Mines longer but not as thick
Mf has a single string of hair as his dick
he must be confused with his dick hair
Mfucker fuck up and shave it off
Why is your voice two octaves higher than last week, Steve? Bizarre shaving accident.
I wonder which is preferred?!
The longer the better. I love when dick gives me heart burn.
If it’s long enough you can technically enjoy a bj and vj.
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Let me PM you
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Jimmy resented his dong Whose dimensions were all very wrong The girls would all flee At the sight of his wee It was 10 inches thick, but 1 long!
Certified chode on our hands
It's okay, you can say dick in the internet.
dick in the internet
Unluck
dick
You won’t get in trouble for saying dick. No one is going to tell your mom
Lol horny little thing huh
You mentioned me? Oh you were talking about the thing in the video.
Thing witt a dingaling
Where did that penis suddenly come from ?
Definitely from inside the balls.
Most male mammals have a penis bone that retracts
P-911, what's your emergency? C-Help, I just got flashed by a rodent
That rat bastard!
My dude is hung af
Dude was schlonging tho
Looks like a dik dik
Unsolicited dik dik
Nice joke bro
Unironically “Dik Dik” [was actually my first guess was what the creature was...](https://images.app.goo.gl/fFBFzUwbsgLh2boN7) I have no idea what it actually is haha. Definitely more rodent like than deer like
It's an agouti, which is a type of rodent!
Dik-diks have horns and that nose thing. Though that would be pretty perfect
Oh, that’s the rare 5 legged pokendash
It’s ya boy, uhhhhh…. Skinnypenis
The Girth makes me kinda jealous
That was actually his weapon it's called Cocksaber
More of a longsword than a saber really
Agouti!
The name is the same noise they make during sex
A rare skinny winks!
Hey there, it's ya boi, skinny penis!
Little dude’s packing some heat
That guys lolling made me lol lol
*time for fucking* Nvm
The needle dick rape rat
I love how the animal’s mating call also sounds like the lightsaber sound effect
Looks like an agouti.
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Chupacabra
Chupacockra
It’s a fuckmonster
Pokémon has changed alot since Red and Blue
Capybara are shaped differently in head and body.
capybaras are also way bigger than that. dog-sized.
agouti.
For a post specifically asking what animal this is, it sure did take a lot of scrolling to actually find the answer. Thank you.
rapybara
i believe this guy is totally handsome, and any creature near hime will horny without any reason
Boys when they have to do an presentation.
I don't know what this is but it's horny.
Lol that sound effect made the video hilarious
Oddly terrifying
A hung one
A horn dog
This belongs on r/contagiouslaughter :)
Ah, a fuckeroe. Those are rare.