The phone representative will be aggressive in trying to convince you to remain gay. Things like, "have you tried everything, there's something gay for every taste, would a new jockstrap make a difference?" If they put you on hold, the music will be It's Raining Men or Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. If you give in, just swallow your pride and except it. Unless you don't swallow, in which case you weren't gay anyway.
We don’t always have to let her out for Christmas, honestly. Cause all I want for Christmas is to rip my fucking ear drums out not to hear that goddamn song one more time, fuck you (insert employer here).
Your toast you now like men forever. You should tell you’re wife you’re bisexual maybe she’ll be cool with it and y’all can experiment. But cheating on her maybe leave that out say the gay stuff happened in college
My advice, cessation of dick is like cessation of coke, gotta swallow one last BBC for the storm to pass. You have our prayers in these troubling times brother💪✝️ Sky daddy will quench thy dick-thirsty soul & thou willeth be born anew😖😫💯🫰💅
As it's National Minority Mental Health Awareness Month you must stop being gay develop a mental health issue and become a member of an ethnic minority .
You HAVE to stop being gay when pride month is over, those are the rules.
Dang I already got my gay pass canceled 😞
We don’t make ‘em 🤷♂️
Your gay subscription automatically renews at the first of every month whether you use it or not.
Is that how it works? Is there a customer service # I can call to cancel it or do I have to go in person to stop the subscription?
The phone representative will be aggressive in trying to convince you to remain gay. Things like, "have you tried everything, there's something gay for every taste, would a new jockstrap make a difference?" If they put you on hold, the music will be It's Raining Men or Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. If you give in, just swallow your pride and except it. Unless you don't swallow, in which case you weren't gay anyway.
Don’t forget the free harness they send you in the mail even when you unsubscribe to keep them holding on.
844-411-6951
This, realistically just one dick a year (or one episode of drag race) will keep you subscribed
First thing I thought of.....https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529
Lol a classic. But holy shit, that came out over 25 years ago and I suddenly feel incredibly ancient 🤣
I don't think people in this thread realize this is a joke...
No they dont.
You'll understand why by just checking out who's getting upvotes in the posts and comments in /r/jokes
WDYM?
You have to reboot your OS. The button is located in your ass, just below the prostate
I need someone to help me find that button.
Yeah I neglected to mention it's much easier with a helper. I can head over tonight if you aren't busy 😋
This reads like a fever dream.
Like Mariah Carey and Christmas, you must go into storage and will be released next year for pride.
We don’t always have to let her out for Christmas, honestly. Cause all I want for Christmas is to rip my fucking ear drums out not to hear that goddamn song one more time, fuck you (insert employer here).
That sounds like a lot of work just ram a heated metal knitting needle in there z it will do the job and make a lot less mess.
30 day free gay trial is over. It's 69.99 a month now if you wanna continue being a homo
*69.69
TEXT STRAIGHT TO 659-7765
Stop. 🤔🤔🤔 When did you actually Start 😏
You'll have to return the free toaster you received when you signed up as a member.
Or, the quickest way to deactivate the gay subscription; take a bath with the toaster.
Your toast you now like men forever. You should tell you’re wife you’re bisexual maybe she’ll be cool with it and y’all can experiment. But cheating on her maybe leave that out say the gay stuff happened in college
No each gay interaction or act extends your gay contract by at least 6 years.
Omg what’s going on here
Yes, you can just leave your costume at the counter, thank you.
You’ll have to email your manufacturer and ask for the “turn off the gay” settings booklet.
You've signed up for a lifetime gay subscription, there's no going back.
Please return your gay card to the home office.
Yes, you can go back to your wife and kids now.
My advice, cessation of dick is like cessation of coke, gotta swallow one last BBC for the storm to pass. You have our prayers in these troubling times brother💪✝️ Sky daddy will quench thy dick-thirsty soul & thou willeth be born anew😖😫💯🫰💅
run the Linux command /sudo systemctl iamgay.service disable.
Wtf is this hahaha
If you're going to made things up at least try to write a good story
I thought it was funny. Guess tongue-in-cheek doesn’t work for everyone?
Yes, this is totally believable. 🙄
No just be yourself
Yes! 😌
For a moment I thought you were serious
As it's National Minority Mental Health Awareness Month you must stop being gay develop a mental health issue and become a member of an ethnic minority .
😆😆😆
To quote a time-honored phrase of English teachers: "I don't know. Can you?"
im so tired about being gay
You should stop being gay or straight, and just embrace the nebulousness of bisexuality
Idk about y’all but they have been unable to cancel my subscription for a couple years now
You get her a strap-on, then wear socks & say "no homo" while you & the other guy keep fucking secretly on the side. Duh.
🥱
I'm in the 'I need to get laid' camp. Just sayin
How in the world did this conversation happen where your coworker asked to suck your dick? Is he openly gay at work??
Been there, done that 🤣 It took the stress out of going to work.
[удалено]
Found the bitch with no life that doesn't undertand what a fucking joke is.
blame your inability to draw boundaries don’t blame pride