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AcronymTheSlayer

I'm just watching for three things. 1. Sunfyre 2. Alicent's hair 3. Aemond


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During the aftermath of Aemond losing his eye istg all I was focused on was Alicent's waves.


AcronymTheSlayer

I get you. I was like god damn it, fuck others and make her the ruler of the seven kingdoms. We'll get enough simps for that immaculate hair and style.


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Like her big brown eyes and that hair I was instantly ready to swear my oath to her.


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criosovereign

I'm just watching for three things. 1. ⁠ Alicent's feet 2. ⁠Alicent's feet 3. ⁠ Alicent's feet My name is Larys Strong.


AcronymTheSlayer

Based.


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DunktheCrunk

Nah this is just Team Black fighting internally


BribedAntColony

*targaryens in general


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Real


Radiant_Flamingo4995

There were only two true rulers during the Dance and they weren't Aegon and Rhaenyra.


SlayerofSnails

Palehair for life!


Radiant_Flamingo4995

I was referring to the guy with the hammer but Palehair is another great choice too lmfao.


Hellwolf19_1_007

Everyone knows Trystane Truefyre is the rightful King!


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boxhitter14

Both teams are horribly selfish and I just want to watch them suffer 😈😈


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willowoftheriver

I subscribe to subreddits for both blacks and greens and it's honestly fascinating how seriously they both take this fictional civil war. Please calm down.


porqueeuquis

While both sides are wrong with wrong methods and egoist goals, i just cant avoid rooting for Blacks just because the Greens have the most unlikable characters ever. Otto, Alicent, Aegon, FUCKIN LARYS. Also, my man Viserys wished Rhaenyra was queen so Im on her side


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The only thing i can think of during these debates is. "There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m'lords,” he thundered. “The King in the North!"


porqueeuquis

THE KING IN THE NORTH


sonofarmok

Viserys is unlikeable, Rhaenyra is unlikeable, and Aegon is somewhat likeable because he was a fucking terminator living off of pure hatred and pain like some kind of Sith life support system by the time he died, and he also had Sunfyre.


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Maximum-Support-2629

I mean Daemon is a groomer, wife killer and straight up choke Rhaenerya in the last episode of season one along with his dumb jump that the greens killed his brother even though he already was more corpse than man the last he saw him which was only to get something from him.


Zealus24

Y'know what... fair point. Aegon and Daemon are tied then, wonder which one will have the highest war crime score by the end of the show.


Haris1C

You don't have to like a character as a person to like the character u know?


Zealus24

Ik, I loved Joffrey even though he was the biggest shit in fiction.


JuDracus

He’s also a pedophile


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Tough_Specific

Unless I'm getting something wrong, he's referring to book Aegon as this is a book circlejerk sub. That being said, I agree show Aegon is godawful


Zealus24

Shit my bad, I always forget to check the sub and thinks it's the HoTD or Freefolk sub.


quirklessness

He’s a usurper which makes him cool


Radiant_Flamingo4995

Never usurped anybody 💅


quirklessness

but he has that cool usurper nickname!


HectorateOtinG

I agree Aegon is more likeable than Rhaenyra and Viserys combined, I mean he left his bastard children to some street in KL compared it to Rhaenyra who took care of her bastard sons like what a mother would do. Rhaenyra is cringe, Aegon is cooler. I wish to send my young children to some figthing pits too.


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porqueeuquis

>somewhat likeable because he was a fucking terminator living off of pure hatred and pain You 16 arent you?


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casjh1

Can we not use ableist slurs


Cumdeathgrip97

Sounds like something a retard would say


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King_Gabe_1038

Retard is a pretty cool word ngl. Might use it more.


LahmiaTheVampire

Of all the words you're not supposed to say anymore, its my favourite for sure.


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retard alert