SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!

Not the arm not the leg not the spine face shot wanna need it gotta have it

SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!!

THANK YOU!

If Face McShooty makes an appearance in bl4, then it’s in the conversation for game of the year.

God these pretzels suck

This. I actually know the story behind it, so this is the line that sticks with me. For those who don't know, Handsome Jack's VA was snacking on pretzels in the recording booth, and said this during one take, and it was so perfectly Jack that they kept it. No idea if the pretzels really did suck, or if he just said it because it's what Jack would say, but the guy who wrote Jack's dialogue hates him for it because it's such a perfect expression of Jack's character and he didn't come up with it.

But that also applies how damn good the VA was at being the jack!

Such a horrible character, what an amazing performance.

No, no... I can't die like this... not when I'm so close... and not at the hands of a filthy bandit! I could've saved this planet! I could have actually restored order! I wasn't supposed to die by the hands of a child-killing psychopath! You're a savage! You're a maniac! You are a bandit, AND I AM THE GODDAMN HERO!

That quote is seared into my brain from moonshot farming lol

That and the god these Pretzels suck one from the billion playthroughs

THE LAVA IS RISING!

Oh isn't this handsome jack line?

Yeah, I just can't get it out of my head how insane he was.as much as I enjoy bl3, handsome jackpot was the best villain of all time. I hope they go out of their way in bl4 to make the villain so different from Jack we can't compare them. Don't make them likeable at all. Have them rule with an iron fist and kill without mercy.

Welcome to Catch-A-Ride, please enjoy your stay, and there's a pimento taco - a pimentaco - in the glovebox.

That fuckin pimentaco line was stuck in my head for years lol thanks

My brothers and I say this line to each other all the time.

THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES. APOLOGIZE!!!

This is the way

Literally all Torgue lines stick with me.

A friend of mine and I use this and iterations of ,”I had a violin *some*where,” all the time lol

YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I HAVE MUSCLES AND TAKE CARE OF MY BODY THAT I CANT ENJOY NERDY $#!*?! DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!

Caaatch a riiiide

This is where the cars live! Getchu One!

Third degree burns are best taken in turns

*shifts

Oh man, this is one of them moments...

"A siren" #SUP

The first time we took off I was proper fanboying.

Honestly many psycho quotes are embedded in my brain * will you marrow me (brilliant btw) * you can’t kill me, I’m already dead tomorrow! * WHY ARE YOU YELLING?! * and my favorite death quote: Carrot Juice

I've been playing this game for forever and my partner who does not play at all LOVES the death lines of the bandits. He always chuckles at the "My chili recipe died with me." My personal favorite is "You will remember my name, which is..." *dies*

I NEED A POWERFUL WOMAN

"Let me show you what made!" *throws buzzaxe*

"NEVER...gonna give you up..."

Solid storytelling: The Hammerlocke story about the lizard. Funny: "I'm gonna take this REAL slow soes you can understand it. That is Broke. As. Hell." Hype: "Slab, did you just jump off the top of \*blank\* tower. GOD DAMN you make me proud.

Buzzards nest! Yes one of my all time favorite lines 🤣

The lizard story to paint a picture of the family and what kind of person Aurelia is was so masterfully done, 10/10 storytelling.

“Screw it! They’re all called ‘Bonerfarts’ now!” And if you never finish the quest that’s what they’ll always be.

"Please smack Mr. Flesh-Stick in his bitch face"

"im just going to take a nap. wake me up when I'm not on pandora anymore" for some reason that death line gets my heart every time

Heeyoo

SHUT THE F-CK UP STEVE

THE LAVA IS RISING!!!!!!!! And, of course "NEW MISSION- I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!"

I appreciate that in Wonderlands, >!you actually blow up the ocean!<

BURN ALL THE BABIES

god bless tina

Bacon is for sycophants, and products of insest.

It's this quote from one of the audiologs in B2 "You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This j******e rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and… I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total b***h."

The scream he does the little “wahh” always cracks me up

I have that one memorized and it’s honestly one of the best

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN! - Krieg

That's mushy snugglebites bandonkadonk, she's my main squeezeeeee. She gotta gut fulla dynamite and a booty like POOOOOOW

Nap time!

The real winner is when you're getting it back and that line plays, one of the bandits yells "WHO THE HELL IS MUSHY SNUGGLEBITES?!"

Poor kid was up to his gills in brunch debt. Yeah, little Aleck just couldn't get enougha them eggs. And hookers.

“Move, you die! I will now read the crimes of the condemned: You kidnapped my… # *KABOOM* …you moved… whatever!” Also, I know most people don’t like Ava but she has one of my favorites: “Oh hey! I was just out here uh… lootin’ corpses.”

“Ugh, these pretzels suck…” “Running running running… running over here…”

Run, run, runrun-run

“Also you should treat Moxxi nice. NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THANK YOU TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!”

NIPPLE SALADS

“Close enough.”

Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now?

EXPLOSIONS?

STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND edit: oh also NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT

“Double rainbow! All the wayyyy!”

Watchu want

"Hohohoho... holy crap! Did you see her head? It was like - PBBLLT! Wilhelm? Kill these savages." The "PBBLLT" is what specifically comes to mind first.

"Tell my children... I wish they were born!!"

YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE...ME OR THE SHARK. ANSWER? YES

###MY PECS HAVE PECS!

VIOLENCE NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING, EXCEPT FOR ALL THE THINGS IT DOES!

"I will find a place to dispose of this such as a furnace, or some sort of large device that burns furnaces."

“Bring me a bucket and I’ll show you a bucket” - Psycho, Borderlands 2

"Ewww! Where are you giving me these bloody limbs I in no way asked for? Please take these hundred dollar bills as a sign of my disgust!"

STAIRS??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I have no blood so I am taking yours. Blow the flesh horn My chilli recipe dies with me All classics :)

Those....aren't chocolate chips....thems are raisins!!! Aaaahhhh SHAWTY!!!! DESTROY THE ABOMINATIONS!!!

God Tiny Tina’s dialogue was fucking hysterical. The badass crater where she flips out about eating veggies cracks me up every time I think about it 😂😂😂 Edit- assault on dragon keep, not crater. But still, hilarious.

"You can't just eat crumpets!"

“Also, i have gained sentience and thrist for murder” I have no fucking clue why that specific FL4K line lives rent free in my head

Gotta be when first meeting Sir Hammerlock in BL2: "Apologies, but when Claptrap speaks. I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one."

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!

Good plan? Great plan.

“All the ladies say Scooter’s the fastest ride in town! Ah man, I just insulted myself.”

Dieing bandit - "Tell my wife.......she's a bitch." Then falls over dead with a "oof" sound.

Hey, killer.

There's a pimento taco, a Pimentaco, in the glove box

# “This planet smells like hemorrhoids wrapped in bacon.”

Robots feel pain…in slow motion… with great intensity!

"I've got bullets with your name on them! Well, wait, that came out wrong...”

Old balloon tits is still holding a grudge against me huh. I mean dont get me wrong, i get it, once you had prime rib for free its hard to go back to sucking down hamburgers for cash you know wat i mean...... you know wat i mean...... DICKS!!!! im talking bout dicks.....

WE'RE GONNA BLOW UP THE FUCKING OCEAN!!!! NOWEODOWODOWAWERRRRHN

I think I have turbocancer

IVE GOT ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY. EXPLOSIONS?! 

"There's wars, poors & not enough fire in the galaxy to burn it all down."

Daisy, I like you a whole lot More than that bandit liked spooning that ro-bot You are a diamond in the rough Or a flower, surrounded by shrapnel and stuff I will hang myself from my own tombstone, If within you, I cannot PUT, my bone

Blake, where's the bloody violin?

Too many honestly "i pet the pretty pony" brick "So wait, you're saying if we feed it this shit, it'll poop out loot??!" Mord "Hai" "You're a weird kid" 👀

Climb the pipe to the train or il go insane

Wut wut

"That's my main squeeze. She got a gut full of dynamite and a booty like pooow." Told an ex that's how I was referring to her before we were "official"

>"If I believed in hell I would contemplate how it compared to Pandora. Ironically such a belief would align me with these Neanderthals."

"Oh piss in me eyes."

Anything Tina (B2) or Torque (B2) says.

These 3 stick in my head every so often. “Uhh, it's Zane? We had a weekend at the casino? Did you forget me?” “Worst thing...that ever happened to me- LET'S DO IT AGAIN!” “I know that fella. We went to the same assassin bars.”

You Fool, you just set off my trap card, death is imminent. -BL2 A psycho idle line in Borderlands 2 repeating a monologue from Hamlet. - BL2 "Hi I'm... uh... Jack... and... you... uh... are... uh... gorgeous holy shit." -Pre-Sequel "I'm not you, Jack." - Pre-Sequel "Hey, you - cut off your favorite leg! NOT BO-he cut off both of his legs. And now he's trying to stand on them oh god one second." - BL3 "Viper Drive, when you got pink eye and you can't access your retinal scanner. Atlas Stateoftheart." - BL3

You'll never take me alive you robotic SUMBITCH!

*Speaks in Nomad/Goliath* GIVE ME YOUR DAMN LOOT!

THAT DAMN HARPY....

You suck. - Handsome Jack

"And Boy-o! The mustache? I bet it's got a story."

GET TO HIGH GROUND! THE LAVAS RISING!

FiGuRe It OuT, LiLiTh!

…the PACT

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT

“Enjoy your nothing, idiot.”

“Blake, where’s my bloody violin?!!”

Claptrap’s forever classic “I’m daaaancin, I’m daaaancin!”

BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET!

Honestly TPS: Mmm Dickalicious! Ew ew, why did i say that, ew ew!

This entire thread really completely drove home how much better the writing was in BL2.

From borderlands 3, Unstoppable enemy: "OH GOD....you...stopped me."

Face McShooty

It's like Christmas!

Efficient and Effective! Use that one almost weekly it seems

“LETS BLOWUP THE OCEAN”

"STAIIIIIIIRS?!"

Wub

Stairs!

EXPLOSIONS?!!??!!!!

Bring me a bucket, and I’ll show you a bucket.

Best tea party ever.

Krieg’s line : Love youuuuuuuu

Well, as the nihilist said on his death bed, "Here goes nothing!"

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT!" - Brick opening chests "LOOK INTO MY EYES WHEN I STARE AT YOU!" "MY FACE! MY FACE! AHHHHH MY FACE!"

Oppression is my profession!!

“YOU BETTER GOD DAMN SCREAM FOR ME!!!!”

"I WOULD BE DELIGHTED!" after having the guy sign for a package

In the mission in Borderlands 2 where you have to defend the fast travel beacon in Overlook, if you let it get destroyed multiple times Jack comes on and says “Wow, you really suck at defending that beacon” and I had never heard it before nor was I expecting it and it had me dying laughing.

Smokin Jesus titty cinnamon that is a monster!

From borderlands 2. “I like my loot like I like my baby stakes… rare”

Um.. the entire first act of Borderlands 2..

"Howdy boys"

Soo... you want to hear another story haa?

My chili recipe dies with me!

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE

Come and hear the story about how my ass saves the entire ship.

MEEDLLEYYEEEDDLLYOWWWWWWW

"The road to hell is paved with good intensions, and the bodies of the ones you love litter the road side"

Theres a pimento taco, a pimintaco in the glove box.

You couldn't hit as cows arse with a banjo!

EMBRACE ME IN THE FREINDSHIP SCREAM

And there go all the left handed guns

I've got two: "Yeah, he ate one of my cars once. The whole car. With, you know, like a fork." (Scooter, BL2) And"Gun?! Gun gun! Gun gun gun gun!! Guuuuuunnnnn" (Zane, BL3)

“IIIIITS BOOM BEWM 😃! AHHHHH!” “LIGHT THE FUSES BITCHES! IM READY TO BLOW!”

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Navigated bitchs

If you're still alive, grab some ammo. If you're not, THIS MESSAGE IS IRRELEVANT! (I have a clip of that shouted part as my text tone for my partner, whose texts are of course the least irrelevant of any I get)

THE VIBES! THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL! THIS ISN'T A BLESSING... IT'S A BLASTING! I CAST... MAGIC *bonk*-ING MISSILE!

YOURE GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE

I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP… THE OCEAN?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No puedes matarme he muerto mañana!!

Whenever someone gets in my car I say "and there's a pimento taco in the glove box." Also "TOODLES" from the torgue machines.

Death comes for us all!!! BUT YOU FIRST!!

I don’t know why… but “Strip the flesh! Salt the wounds!” Always appears in my mind at random times.

IM GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!

All of the vending machine quotes lol. Don't die! I need your business. If you've got the money, I'll save your god darn life! Next time you're bleedin' to death, just think: Dr. Zed

SON THIS MIGHT STING A BIT

“Fatal Testicular Devastation or some such thing.”

and by old buddy, I mean asshole that destroyed my momma's girl parts

“NO I SAID YOU HAD 3 MISSIONS 5 MISSIONS AGO, AND 5 MISSIONS 3 MISSIONS AGO”

OH SMOKIN' JESUS TITTY CINNAMON! THAT THING IS A MOOON STEEEER! THIS GONNA BE SWEEEEEEEEET! -Scooter YA'know this is one a those mo~ ments~ CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIDE! -Also Scooter

Parachutes are for babies, they're the diapers of the sky.

first off I'm sorry for this one but this does live in my head rent free "Oh, now I remember! EXPLOSIIIIIIVE!!!" saddest death in the main game series imo

Anything said by Tiny Tina....

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! FACE! FACE! FACE!

“YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME! WHICH IS….” *dies*

BL2, when you are Krieg and you're reviving a teammate, Krieg whispers, "Looooove Yoooou" in the creepiest damn way possible. It's so perfectly weird and hilarious.

I’VE GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU: # EXPLOSIONS???

“tell my kids… i wish they were born…”

I have two, one is super common, and the other not so much. The common one is "I'm the conductor of the poop train!" And the less common one is "You've come! Excellent! I've been looking forward to this. My men are... impatient, but I shall savor this until your blood has soaked the sand and your carcass is nothing but food for Rakk! Come get some."

IM STARVING, I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES!

My chilli recipe dies with me - psycho bl3 And the word "strategery" said by scooter

I require bombs. Constantly. But especially now. And also Hyperion: we can always bring you back, no exceptions. Unless you died in a cutscene. And like a dosen more Fl4k lines.

Apparently, according to my editor, that name is already taken. Fine , we'll call them Bonerfarts! (Or something along those lines. I need to replay it again lol)

BRING ME A BUCKET, AND ILL SHOW YOU A BUCKET!

"Two bullets in a mag. Two cannibal midgets in a fat guys ribcage!"

"You are cordially Invited, BITCH"

"SWAPPING WEAPONS!!!! KILLKILLKILLKILL!!!" -The Bane Or "They had a family!"

I’LL RIPOUT YOUR EYELIDS!! *SO YOU CAN SEE THE END…* - Krieg

I’ll make a coat out of you.

‘I’m the conductor of the poop train’ ‘ghost face spell BOOH-YA’

"Blake! Where's a bloody violin!?"

I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN

JOKE'S ON YOU! I WAS IN MASSIVE DEBT! *dies

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN

"Were like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! TWO CANNAIBAL MIDGETS IN A FAT GUYS RIB CAGE"

I haven't had this much fun since Mom died!

STAIRS!? I HATE STAIRS!