My working theory is that the cat wrote it for the compliments. She’s the pretty girl who says to friends “I’m so ugly” so that they start ranting about how gorgeous she is. 🤔
This feels like a joke but I seriously don’t know how I could make a life with someone with such a diametrically opposite view of this fucking incredibly beautiful cat.
Picked this girl up at the shelter last summer. They believe she is around 3 or 4. My wife said she is ugly but I think she's beautiful. Her name is Nova.
Kiss your wife's forehead, then the beautiful cats. Go back and forth a couple times. Both will feel insecure at times and be annoying for affection. they'll probably be best friends and talk sh*t about you together next week
https://preview.redd.it/qo37pi984tjc1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0b32cd529426c325b2997da139f047b8f46c81
If your cat is ugly, then my cat is ugly, which is impossible.
She's not ugly. She's a twin lol.
https://preview.redd.it/qb2tt4xy3tjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773075c4a888de6326f5db8cf87547b4b1b39d15
All of us defensive cat lovers immediate thoughts was probably the same… tell your wife SHE is ugly 🤣
But actually don’t. But also I mean…she should be nice to cats.
Divorce.. Demand custody of kitty. Sue for kitty support. Kitty therapy will be required.
Ask your wife why she feels ugly, ask if a date night might help. Maybe bring her a kitty balloon and some flowers will make her feel pretty again.
https://preview.redd.it/1cztoxh9itjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a057d8a55bc6e75774c4e58996350a165f7935f
Sister!! This is Loki, clearly you are his long lost sister. Your wife is wrong, these kitties are gorgeous!
You’re wife must have the wrong filter on
https://preview.redd.it/stl39tqobujc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98940c954b05932f539c1e4de2632d4bd835f809
The color is a little off is all.
I can understand the pain of having a beautiful cat that shows her up all the time. I mean, my kitty loves me but my spouse will always have a special place for her that I can't touch. There is no way I'll ever be able to compete with her, so I just have to accept the fact that I'll always be second banana in our household.
I am sorry that your wife feels ugly… but your cat is a real beauty 😇
The only thing that can make this response better is if the OP was very deliberate with the wording of the title to evoke this exact response 😂
My working theory is that the cat wrote it for the compliments. She’s the pretty girl who says to friends “I’m so ugly” so that they start ranting about how gorgeous she is. 🤔
So you’re divorcing her, right?😂
Seems like the only logical response. Someone who doesn't get the beauty of this cat can hardly be trusted or relateable.
This feels like a joke but I seriously don’t know how I could make a life with someone with such a diametrically opposite view of this fucking incredibly beautiful cat.
Leave the wife, keep the cat.
The wife has low self esteem. Poor thing. Unlike the cat, she knows she is the queen!
She’s absolutely gorgeous. Maybe the wife is jealous?
I agree..
Love this!!!!!!
Best comment! Take this golden upvote! This fur baby is gorgeous!
Dammit, beat me to it.
You deserve a million upvotes for this. Accurate!!! That cat sure is a beauty
Hahahaha, good one! Also, your cat is gorgeous.
So true
What I was going to say.
ikr
this is the only correct answer.
Came to comment. Saw this and ended up thanking God for the few good folk who still exist. Bless you kind person!
Divorce, hit gym, /s I hope you get that cat groomed once in a while to keep hairballs down, and brush in-between visits too
🤣 Perfect!
I came to say "your wife is ugly for saying that" but this dude has it covered. Our work here is done.
https://preview.redd.it/8y3flobvssjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6cfccd1582cc1c239318e8a77ce1c9fbfdb2333 Here's my ugly 😽
So ugly🥺
Crookshanks?
I didn't know Harry Potter was real, but you have fluffy proof right there.
https://preview.redd.it/vuczc9m2ttjc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6397e4b0c67d98158f2ca8d8108f2bed5f3a98ea
Not ugly tho
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Here is the real deal
Just two gingers living their best lives
Oh my god🥹
I needa ugly cat 🥺
That’s adorable two gingers living their best lives
You know it hunny 😘
That is beautiful and adorable and not ugly
"Hooman, why did you make your fur like mine? What a copycat..."
Hehehe so pretty
Pls show pic of your wife next so we can start a debate
She's just jealous
Pretty sure the wife would lose. That cat is a beauty.
Ooor he could just tell her that her p*ssy is ugly too 😸
This is savage and I approve.
I'm sure your wife isn't as ugly as she believes herself to be. Beautiful cat!!
That’s a beautiful kitty! I feel sorry for your wife. Must really suck to be her. 
https://preview.redd.it/do1iazmcwsjc1.jpeg?width=2586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f232414e74ea22ca68f34b9b30439b0d4a4e4f Allow me to pierce her soul.
What a beauty 😍
Your wife shouldn‘t be so hard on herself, I bet she‘s beautiful! Maybe she‘s insecure because she compares her beauty to this gorgeous cat?
Picked this girl up at the shelter last summer. They believe she is around 3 or 4. My wife said she is ugly but I think she's beautiful. Her name is Nova.
Can you return the wife to the shelter?
No shelter would want an ugly wife.
The homeless shelter would
She may be past the return period.
😂😂
Wifeswap K9 Edition: Coming to ABC this fall.
Your wife is objectively wrong Reddit has spoken
Nice. What's the cat's name?
I am happy to see a partner like you who boosts his wife's moral when she thinks she is ugly. Me and my wife absolutely loved your cat though.
Your wife is ugly on the inside. Possibly on the outside too.
Lmao love this
That's a young age to marry.
Don’t listen to your wife. The cat is gorgeous!
Alright Epstein, but how old is the cat?
I'd bc concerned you're ugly if she thinks you're handsome big man
Post a picture of your wife, and we'll be the judge!! LOL
😂😂😂😂
Wife…. Or cat ?
The wife, we know the cat looks good !!
https://preview.redd.it/1i7xnmk73tjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a73617279b90df1771ec54373240d534280c2c Looks like my kitty.
https://preview.redd.it/5gibiyp5qtjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d82a8ba93ce825cea3a8f2eb3a3e7ea4d897f268 Gorgeous floofers are the way.
https://preview.redd.it/zheunautstjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60725dfa20d74e68637f53e20f8f537c0e253e1a He's gorgeous and he knows it
https://preview.redd.it/aenb279gwtjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0509c527503a18c7bcce98c4b38d221d6b0815 When you catch them like this 🤣
Oh well Im sure you had a good run 😅 sad to see another marriage go to waste 😞
Respectfully your wife is an idiot
I second that.
I have no doubts she feels ugly next to that beauty of a cat, but surely it's not that bad.
 Nova is a 10/10 for me. ✨
ITS ALL HAPPENING
And there’s the divorce queue as the go to advise. Reddit never disappoints! Obviously joking here.
When will the divorce be final?
Your cat is absolutely beautiful!!! I think your wife is jealous.
I think your wife is ugly - the cat is beautiful
Is your wife visually impaired?
divorce
Does your wife not have eyes?
Sorry your wife feels ugly, maybe she is jealous of this gorgeous kitty.
She is clearly jealous of has eye sight problems or both your cat is gorgeous
I’m betting your wife never said that .
This sub is the biggest Karma Farm lmao
Swear I post pics of cats I see on the streets and the karma comes by the boatload
I’m about ready to mute it, and I love cats.
Tell your wife, “Honey, you are NOT ugly. You’re ALWAYS beautiful to me and our GORGEOUS cat!”
This.
https://preview.redd.it/643rc8ppbtjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d4029ba7455175e59a037e35defedb88a8d303 Looks like my Gilbert!
*Spider man pointing meme* https://preview.redd.it/vak5snavutjc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234fa71c9dd142a541de665db44ebf64ad082d06
Your wife is ugly. 😅
Kiss your wife's forehead, then the beautiful cats. Go back and forth a couple times. Both will feel insecure at times and be annoying for affection. they'll probably be best friends and talk sh*t about you together next week
You wife sounds like a dog
Why did you marry an ugly wife?
Your wife can't be that ugly
That's a good looking fluff, 10/10
she’s an owl cat
I am not going to say if your wife is pretty or ugly, but that cat doesn't use makeup to go out or at home when people come over.
https://preview.redd.it/qo37pi984tjc1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0b32cd529426c325b2997da139f047b8f46c81 If your cat is ugly, then my cat is ugly, which is impossible.
How dare she >:( You have a nice cat!
What about your wife?
What's that got to do with this kitty?
she’s jealous fs
Time to divorce the wife.
Divorce
Nobody said that
NOVA YOU A SO BEAUTIFUL
Divorce
Divorce.
She's not ugly. She's a twin lol. https://preview.redd.it/qb2tt4xy3tjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773075c4a888de6326f5db8cf87547b4b1b39d15
Keep the cat!
She is so fluffy your coat looks comfy I want to use her as a pillow
She is gorgeous!!!
All of us defensive cat lovers immediate thoughts was probably the same… tell your wife SHE is ugly 🤣 But actually don’t. But also I mean…she should be nice to cats.
what? tell your wife to go see a ophthalmologist.
Your wife is jealous
I agree, your wife is ugly. This baby is adorable.
No, she didn't.
That's so sad that you live in a house of domestic violence. I hope your wife heals, thoughts and prayers.
Divorce.. Demand custody of kitty. Sue for kitty support. Kitty therapy will be required. Ask your wife why she feels ugly, ask if a date night might help. Maybe bring her a kitty balloon and some flowers will make her feel pretty again.
Send the wife straight to jail. 
Your wife shouldn't be so hard on herself. Nice cat.
Well maybe your wife is... I dunno. We don't have her picture. That cat though... 
https://preview.redd.it/1cztoxh9itjc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a057d8a55bc6e75774c4e58996350a165f7935f Sister!! This is Loki, clearly you are his long lost sister. Your wife is wrong, these kitties are gorgeous!
Sounds like your wife has some self-esteem issues. Not to fear, there’s medicine for that.
She said the same thing about your wife.
How does your wife feel to be so completely wrong?
That's a red flag
Au contraire mon ami, she is beautiful
Respectfully, what the fuck is wrong with your wife?
She's definitely jealous
That cat is gorgeous and I'm a divorce lawyer. DM me for further information.
Get rid of the wife
My husband and I immediately agreed that the baby is beautiful. He then proceeded it by “divorce her then!”
Tell your wife that she’s pretty and that she shouldn’t talk about herself like that
Time to get a new wife.
you’re ex wife?
Aight, what does your wife look like? Let’s compare
Time for a divorce. The cat has won. /s
BOT POST and these are getting freaking boring.
ur wife is ugly
Your wife is ugly
your wife is ugly... idc idc
She’s just mad that you have eyes for someone other than her (and with good reason, i mean look at that baby! Too beautiful to resist!). 🥰
That’s one of the most majestic looking cats I’ve seen in a while. Can we see your wife now?
Your wife is a cee u next Tuesday!!!
Your wife is just jealous.
I'm sure your cat will still miss her terribly, like a queen misses a lady in waiting. 😻😳♥️♥️♥️♥️🥹🤷♀️
Well ur wife was wrong U should ask for a divorce with ur wife then marry this beautiful cat
tell your wife not to be so hard on herself we’re all ugly to someone! love the cat btw she’s gorgeous 🖤x
Leave the wife. Take the ~~cannoli~~ cat.
You're trolling, right? That's a gorgeous cat.
Do you miss her?
She's jealous! This cat is gorgeous. I would question your wife. Weird.
Get a new wife. This cat is a keeper.
You should just get rid of her then... More room in the house for you and the cat.
Divorce your wife.
Divorce your wife
Your wife needs to make an appointment at Lens Crafters. That is an adorable kitty-baby. 😻
I’m sorry but your wife is a heathen
Your wife is wrong. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Divorce your wife
Is your wife ill? Taste is often broken when we are ill.
drop the wife and keep the cat
Ex* wife
You’re wife must have the wrong filter on https://preview.redd.it/stl39tqobujc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98940c954b05932f539c1e4de2632d4bd835f809 The color is a little off is all.
The cat is beautiful and your wife knows nothing of beauty
Your wife is.
Your wife can sleep in the garage.
Get a new wife.
I’m so sorry to her about your wife’s ageusia (condition characterized by the complete loss of the taste). Ok I’ll see myself out 😅
Omg noo she’s so cute!
Get rid of the wife 😭
Your wife needs to get her eyes checked because that cat is damn fine
I can understand the pain of having a beautiful cat that shows her up all the time. I mean, my kitty loves me but my spouse will always have a special place for her that I can't touch. There is no way I'll ever be able to compete with her, so I just have to accept the fact that I'll always be second banana in our household.
Wife wouldn't know beauty if it hurt her in the face. Cat is gorgeous
The kitty is gorgeous! ❤️
Tell your wife she isn't necessarily ugly, it's just that everyone looks ugly next to that cat.
I’m sure she is ugly. You married her.
I've never heard a person say a main coon mix was anything but beautiful. I have two myself
I picked her up at a shelter and paperwork just said American Longhair I think. Do you really think she has Maine Coon in her?
Get rid of the wife.
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Exactly. People eat this shit up when it’s so obvious it’s to get that sweet sweet imaginary Reddit karma lol.
With respect, your wife in incorrect