I no longer care about gradesโฆor biologyโฆ.or finally finishing college like I promised my dying father. Iโm going home; Iโm gonna hold my wife and my child close and Iโm gonna FINALLY TAKE MY INSULIN SHOT! OFFENSE TAKEN! Offense takenโฆ
IM A PEANUT BAR AND IM HERE TO SAY YOUR CHECKS WILL COME ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR ANOTHER CRIME ANOTHER COLLARโฆ umm how does it goโฆ AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES
I'll give it a whirl, could be wrong:
I'M A PEANUT BAR, AND IM HERE TO SAY,
YOUR CHECKS WILL ARRIVE ON ANOTHER DAY,
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR ANOTHER CRIME ANOTHER COLLAR, ANOTHER STUFFED SHIRT WITH ANOTHER WHITE COLLAR,
CRIMINALS, WALL STREET, TAKING THE PIE,
AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES,
PRISONS RECRUITING THEM, POLICE BE SHOOTING THEM,
RAP ARRISTS LOOTING THEM, LABELS DILUTING THEM,
AND BARACK OBAMA IS SCCCAAAARRRED OF ME
CAUSE I DONT SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE,
I JUST SPIT IT FOR FREE
LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT
ah hah hah
I don't know what that was!
WELL IM A PEANUT BAR AND IM HERE TO SAY YOUR CHECKS WILL ARIVE ON ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DIME ANOTHER RHYME ANOTHER DOLLAR ANOTHER STUFFED SHIRT WITH ANOTHER WHITE COLLAR CRIMINALS WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES PRISONS RECRUITING EM POLICE BE SHOOTING EM RAP ARTISTS LOOTIN EM LABELS ALL DILUTIN EM AND BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED OF ME CAUSE I DONT SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE AND I SPIT IT FOR FREE LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT AH HA HA HA
๐ถ There's a brand new dance based on an old phrase,
it's called the fat dog and it will amaze! ๐ถ๐ป
you've heard this expression your entire life...
I was going for Jeff teaching sandwich law, but this is acceptable.
ETA: odd that this very unique combination of emojis could apply to more than one situation in a tv show.
๐ฅ๐๏ธ๐ข
WHATโS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? HUH?!
YOUR LOVE IS WEEEIIIRD
And toxic!
And it destroys everything it touches!
I'm going to finally take my insulin! Offense taken!
Offense taken
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS!!!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE EACH OTHER!
No offense, Todd.
OFFENSE TAKEN!!
I no longer care about gradesโฆor biologyโฆ.or finally finishing college like I promised my dying father. Iโm going home; Iโm gonna hold my wife and my child close and Iโm gonna FINALLY TAKE MY INSULIN SHOT! OFFENSE TAKEN! Offense takenโฆ
Oh no she has her marijuana lighter!
OMG BIO 101
๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐
ROXANNE!
๐ซ๐คซ
๐ฝโ
๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐คฆ
๐๐๐ฅ๐ค
โ๏ธ๐ฝ๐๐ฑ
๐ฑ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฝ
๐ซต โ ๐จ
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TURN ON THE RED LIGHT!
Just so you know Jeff, youโre now creating six different timelines.
Of course i am Abed
๐ ๐๐ฑโ๏ธ๐ฝ
It came up organically
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Chaos Theory
No! Bathroom?
Did somebody say airplane bathroom?
What? It came up organicallyโฆ
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ซ
MEOW MEOW BEANS
๐ค๐๐คฃ
Hey, you got any apples up there?
Meow meow beans
๐ค๐ฅ
IM A PEANUT BAR AND IM HERE TO SAY YOUR CHECKS WILL COME ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR ANOTHER CRIME ANOTHER COLLARโฆ umm how does it goโฆ AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES
BARACK OBAMA IS SCAAAARED OF ME!
CUZ I DONT SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE BUT I SPIT IT FOR FREE
LEMME CLEAR MY THROAT HUHUHUHH-
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I DONT KNOW๐ญ โฆ๐๐๐
I LOST IT. I LOST IT!!
I'll give it a whirl, could be wrong: I'M A PEANUT BAR, AND IM HERE TO SAY, YOUR CHECKS WILL ARRIVE ON ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR ANOTHER CRIME ANOTHER COLLAR, ANOTHER STUFFED SHIRT WITH ANOTHER WHITE COLLAR, CRIMINALS, WALL STREET, TAKING THE PIE, AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES, PRISONS RECRUITING THEM, POLICE BE SHOOTING THEM, RAP ARRISTS LOOTING THEM, LABELS DILUTING THEM, AND BARACK OBAMA IS SCCCAAAARRRED OF ME CAUSE I DONT SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE, I JUST SPIT IT FOR FREE LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT ah hah hah I don't know what that was!
WELL IM A PEANUT BAR AND IM HERE TO SAY YOUR CHECKS WILL ARIVE ON ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DIME ANOTHER RHYME ANOTHER DOLLAR ANOTHER STUFFED SHIRT WITH ANOTHER WHITE COLLAR CRIMINALS WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES PRISONS RECRUITING EM POLICE BE SHOOTING EM RAP ARTISTS LOOTIN EM LABELS ALL DILUTIN EM AND BARACK OBAMA IS SCARED OF ME CAUSE I DONT SWALLOW KNOWLEDGE AND I SPIT IT FOR FREE LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT AH HA HA HA
๐๐ฉธ,๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฟ๐ซ, ๐๐ป,๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฟ๐ซ!, ๐๐๏ธ?,๐ณ๏ธโ๐,๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ซ,๐จ๐ฟ, ๐จ๐ฝ๐จ๐พ๐จ๐ฟ๐ซ. Prolly obvious tho
thatโs gay?
That's homophobic
thatโs black
Thatโs racist!
Damn
That's racist!
You skipped ๐๐ป
You missed the soul
๐๐๐งโ๐
Unlessโฆyeah, itโs a sticker.
God itโs such a stupid joke but Donald Gloverโs delivery of that line brings that line into my top 10
It's all terrain dummy
He could truly take the weirdest jokes and make them work all on his delivery. E tu brute?
THE KFC SPACE SIM
I canโt believe Iโm not really not really in space.
Birthday cake, birthday cake, unicorn, woman's shoe.
DAMN WAIT THATS LIKE SOMEONE USING EMOJIS WAIT I GOT IT ITS THE PILLOW WAR AND ANNIE HAS EMOJIS AND NOW JEFF HAS EMOJIS
Thumbs up! Vulcan salute.
No response.
this is so clever
brilliant
Sincerely, Capt. Raymond Holt
Another box with a question mark, and yet another box with a question mark.
๐จโ๐ฆฒ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐น
LIKE A KISS FROM A ROOOOSSE
He tweeted it??
HE TWEETED IT!!
Now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the greyyyyy ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
this is just reassuring me that iโm so much more clueless than i thought. it has to be the dean and jeff right?
Youโre right, but outside of school, heโs just a Craigular Joe
One of the greatest mashup songs in the show... JESUUUUUUUS LOVES MARIHUANAAAA (Amen!)
๐ถ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฅท๐ฉฒ๐ป๐
Aw, you included the puppy parade!
I read that in Annieโs voice. Also included Jeffโs underwear.
ANNIES BOOOBS CHANG FOUND THE PENS AFTER A WHILE
You ever get to a puppy parade halfway through? It is pointless.
๐จ๐พ๐๐พ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง ๐คตโโ๏ธ๐ฐโโ๏ธ
Now this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!
Correct!
someone beat me to itโฆ but yeah garret lmao
๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฑ๐ซ๐ฉ๐ป๐ซ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฒ๐ซ๐ง๐ป๐ซ๐ฉ๐ป๐ซ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆฑ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ปโโ๏ธ
Fact: in 100% of all fake gun related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun.
Sean, you got breakfast plans?
Just talk to your father, Craig.
Would that this hoodie be a time hoodie
I do now
Haha this one is great ๐
๐ป๐
Too Soon!
Way too soon! I like dark humor, butโฆman. That is messed up.
BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS
ITโS A BEAR DANCE!!!!!!
ITS NOT MADE UP ๐ITS NOT MADE UP ๐๐บ
๐ถ There's a brand new dance based on an old phrase, it's called the fat dog and it will amaze! ๐ถ๐ป you've heard this expression your entire life...
They need a better fat dog emoji, that one looks too much like a bear
Itโs not made up.
๐ฅ๐ช๐ป
Fire/ghosts can't travel through doors, they're not ghosts/fire.
Fire canโt go through doors! Itโs not a ghost!
Conversely: ๐ป๐ช๐ฅ
Its a palomino
Arizona!
Why is that guy staring at me?
๐ก๏ธ๐๐ชฝ๐๐ชโฑ๏ธ๐๐ฒ๐๐
D AND D
๐ชโก๏ธ๐ Level: easy
OH THE ASS CRACK BANDIT EASY
๐ฟ๐๐โ๏ธ๐ณ๐ปโ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ฟ
Six seasons and a movie
THE SHOWโS GONNA LAST THREE WEEKS!
Six seasons and a movie?
๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐จ๐ผโ๐ฆผ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ๐
WHO STOLE THE PEN!
Gwennifer! Hi yeah it's me, can't make it... well tell your disappointment to suck it, I'm doing a bottle episode.
๐ฅ๐ญโ๏ธ๐บ๐๐บ๐
Jeff and Abed drunk dialing??
DUDE I NEED TO REWATCH THIS I NEED HELP AGAIN IVE WATCHED IT LIKE 20 TIMES
Molly Ringwormโฆ You broke me.
๐ฒ๐ฝ๐
Very offensive to people who are familiar with this as a sexual position.
*nods knowlingly*
This one's a little more obvious, but fun: ๐ช๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ถ๐น๐โผ๏ธ๐๐โผ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
HAWTHORNE WIPESSSSS PARTY GAY WIPESSS
oh i meant this scene: so gay...Nightclub...throbbing music...men's room stall...PENIS...TWO PENISES (so gay)
OHHHHH I THOUFHT THE COOKIES MEANT THE COOKIES FOR THE PARTYYY LOL
Rainbow bitches!
๐ โฆ โฆ We can have peanut butter, or chocolate chip.
โ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฏ๐จ
IVE SEEN ENOGUH CARTOONS TO KNWO BREAKING THAT BACK MAKES THE BOAT GO faster
๐ข๐๐บ
CHANG POP AND LOCK
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Youโฆ #Noooooooo!!!
the famous gifโฆ
โญ๐ฅโ ๏ธ
๐๐ His name was Alex
Starburns.. or as he liked to be called โAlexโ
๐ช๐ค ๐๐ผ๐๐พโโ๏ธ ๐๐ผ๐๐พโโ๏ธ ๐๐ผ๐๐พโโ๏ธ ๐๐ปโโ๏ธโฉ๏ธ
Ladders 101 god i love that class
I'm ashamed to admit it now, but *I* wanted to see the ladders professor go higher; I'm part of the problem ๐ญ
๐ฉธ๐๐ซ๐๏ธ
Abed charting the girlsโ cycles
Abed this is so, personal, so private.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
This thread is just teaching me that I have NO CLUE what emojis represent...
๐ ๐๐คช
ANNIE WANTS REGIONALS
๐ฉ๐ฟโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ๐ค๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ผ๐
Cherish britta! Cherish..
Get me a switch!
๐บ๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐๐ง๐ฝโธ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ฐ๐๐ง โก๏ธ
WATERLOOOOOOOOOO (hopefully you get this means i know this is the zombie outbreak halloween party)
Ooh, this is how I dieโฆ as MISS PIIIIGGYYYYYY
๐ช๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐งฑ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ซ๐๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฅง๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐๐ฒโซ๏ธ๐ฒ๐๐๐ถ๐๐บ๐ต
ROOOOXXXXANNNNE!
Nope. (Youโre correct, but I had to reply with Jeffโs response)
OP asked for a scene, and you gave a whole damn episode! No half measures from you!
๐ฅ๐ค๐ฐโ๏ธ๐๐ฅง๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐๐ท
PAY CHECKS WILL COME ANOTHER DAY
And in conclusion. Good luck and bon appetite
Wait till what I have in store for you
๐ฉฐ๐ถ๐พ๐๐ค๐งธ๐ฅ
Abelโs uncontrollable Christmas! Britta Bot, programmed badly.. wires with fraying ends..
๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐!!
GAYYY MARRIAGGEEE โ๏ธ๐ช
๐ฑ๐ฑ
A mans gotta have a code
"๐๐..." "๐๐โ๏ธ,๐งฒ๐,๐๐โ๏ธ"
Pop what, Magnitude, pop what??
Hopefully nobody did this one: ๐ฉ๐ฉ in his ๐จ and ๐ฉ๐ฉ in his โค๏ธ ๐ถย
Vaughns breath is so bad his butts mad at his mouth
๐ข๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ข๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ธ
You do not have to yell at us! No one is on the other side of this issue!
Now THIS is why I came to America
๐ ๐ต๐ผ๐ต๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ปโ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ชฆ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
๐จโ๐ซ๐ฅชโ๏ธ
Anthropologyโฆ NO WAIT THIS IS THE TRIAL FOR SHIRLEYS SANDWICHES
I was going for Jeff teaching sandwich law, but this is acceptable. ETA: odd that this very unique combination of emojis could apply to more than one situation in a tv show.
๐จ๐ค ๐ค๐ ๐
We were just fiiโฆ..ghting. It IS hard to think of another word!
๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ ๐๐๐ ๐งโ๐ฆผโโก๏ธ
DEBATE TEAM ENDING SONG IS HOME BY EDWARD SHARPE
๐คฃ๐ข๐จ๐ฅ
CHANG BLEW UP THE ROOM
๐ช
โ๏ธ๐ป๐ฒ๐
Reminds me of the time I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I THINK WERE ALL A JAPANESE BOY SOMETIMES
๐๐ฅฉ๐บ ๐บ๐ถ๐ ๐ฅธ๐๐ง (๐ช๐ธ)
THE RAPPPPPP