Hell, the government already paints him as a terrorist. Even before that the government basically left him, his friends, and Empire City at large to a slow death in that BS quarantine. Cole don’t give two shits what he owes to the IRS or the government, they sure as hell didn’t do him any favors.
I’ll do a couple;
Zoro is already a criminal and doesn’t care
Machamp is an animal so he’s exempt
Magneto hands over the Nazi gold he’s taken from his enemies
Kirby eats the agent and uses his IRS powers to climb each level of bureaucracy to reform the IRS from the ground up
Irs agent: “Mr Brando you don’t seem to understand your body owes us customs duty fees for his wifes arrival in amarican and those are a tax and we never forgive mr Brando and we never forget I exist to do one thing and one thing only get Uncle Sam his mutha fuckin monay”
Saddly dio forgets when it comes to irs agents They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead, or broke, or in jail—or both! They are soulless bureaucratic robots the only thing that will ever be deeper in dios ass then them is poochi
I'm pretty sure Scrooge is so insanely wealthy that if the IRS tried to tax him, the sheer amount of money found would actually devalue the dollar to be not much better than toilet paper.
Doctor Doom opens a portal directly into the IRS director's office and throws a bag of gold coins on to the desk
DOOM: The market value of the gold within that purse should cover what is owed. I despise being indebted to anyone, let alone a government agency. Do not waste what little time we have in this world by sending auditors to my keep
IRS: Um.....this is unorthodox. B-b-b-but if the gold is equal to what you owe, sir, we can make it work....I suppose
DOOM: Very wise decision *Turns back towards portal to leave*
IRS: If I may ask, sir. If you don't like owing anyone, why *did* you miss the filing deadline?
DOOM: I was in hell at the time
IRS: .....HUH?!?!
DOOM: *leaves through portal without further elaboration*
Chosen Undead is sentence to run back to Grey Wolf Sif without killing the Hydra & no Crest of Astorias 100 times for Soul Counterfeiting and Soul Tax Fraud.
I’m like 99% sure Dante doesn’t even know what taxes are, so I’m pretty sure he’s a tax evader by accident, and no one is brave enough to tell the wacky woo ha pizza man that he hasn’t payed taxes.
He apologies for the delay, snaps his fingers and summons the money to pay them, only when they go back to their IRS office, they found out he paid them with their own money somehow
**"THE DARK LORD OF ICECROWN BOWS TO NO ONE, LEAST OF ALL A PATHETIC WHELP LIKE YOU!"**
"We thought you'd say something like that, so I brought along an organized party of 25 loot-crazed maniacs as an insurance policy."
if you commit regular crime but you are criminally insane you go to arkham, you can't plead insanity if you commit tax fraud, the IRS comes for your ass and trows you in regular jail for a long ass time.
You can't claim reason of insanity for not filing your taxes. Hence, he'll be sentenced to prison and not Arkham Asylum. Meaning he can't escape prison and will die in prison.
Tucker already has his hands full with a STUPID amount of child support payments. He’s broke. Gonna have to sell his sword or something otherwise he’s screwed.
Alucard is Romanian…and lives in Great Britain…and is in every sense of the word, including legally, dead.
He’ll be fine.
It’s the damages he left behind which are gonna come bite him.
Master Chief is the most valued soldier in the military, I'm amazed they made him pay taxes to begin with. Purple Heart recipients in the US already don't pay a fuck ton of taxes, chief probably has a few dozen of those by now.
Sonic: he's anti authoritarian and a master of speed who can dodge taxes
Dante: already in crippling debt
Staic: doesn't even have a job
Danny: same as virgil
Silver: what are they gonna tax, fire taxes?
Phoenix is a mutant in the Marvel Universe where government agencies already try to hunt them down. It wouldn't make much of a difference. Plus she's the Phoenix and she's far too powerful for them. But I could see her actually try and pay off her taxes anyway since she's showed several times that she doesn't like to break the law unless she has to.
I… I think The Doctor is a foreigner and doesn’t have a basis to pay taxes.
Second favorite, Lobo, would probably hear he owes some small amount like 40$ and in response he would literally nuke the IRS, and maybe every other tax collecting office in the planet
Tanjiro and Gojo: IRS, what's that?
Makima: Minister, I hope you didn't forget my deal. Would you really want your people to be in danger?
Ragna: Is this "IRS" a ploy by the World Void Information Control Organization (NOL) to track me down?
Ben Tennyson works in an intergalactic police force. He’s a government employee so to speak.
A government employee not paying his taxes would be even worse.
Hell, the government already paints him as a terrorist. Even before that the government basically left him, his friends, and Empire City at large to a slow death in that BS quarantine. Cole don’t give two shits what he owes to the IRS or the government, they sure as hell didn’t do him any favors.
Goku's friends with Bulma soooo.....yeah Not my favorite but it'd be funny to see the IRS try to mess with Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom is the IRS. And he's the leader of a foreign country so it wouldn't apply to him anyway.
Oh that explains why he's evil
There’s actually a fan comic about gohan walking in to goku doing taxes Here: https://youtu.be/egzyocki2_o?si=0QCoPCtpttshZdet
This brings to mind the time Luke Cage invaded Latveria over $20 Doom owed him.
Goku is too stupid to do his taxes
I’ll do a couple; Zoro is already a criminal and doesn’t care Machamp is an animal so he’s exempt Magneto hands over the Nazi gold he’s taken from his enemies Kirby eats the agent and uses his IRS powers to climb each level of bureaucracy to reform the IRS from the ground up
IRS agent: why would we tell them how much they owe? Kirby: Poyo IRS agent: shit, you right.
[Nah Kirby actually does his taxes](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000337482690-txula8-t500x500.jpg)
Zoro allwais does his taxes but the mail gets lost
Sonic doesn't have a house
He actually does in shuffle and some classic artwork depict him having a nice cozy house drinking champagne
https://youtu.be/6sUR6ylVH7E?si=8Dj7WY1FCJ4oJQND Here’s what happens
Sonic has a house in movies, he is adopted son of tom and maggie
Dio you are 100 years late with taxes pay up or go to jail Yeah Dio will not give a shit
Also I think DIO is legally dead and far away from England after the events of part 1 so he's good ether way tbh.
Irs agent: “Mr Brando you don’t seem to understand your body owes us customs duty fees for his wifes arrival in amarican and those are a tax and we never forgive mr Brando and we never forget I exist to do one thing and one thing only get Uncle Sam his mutha fuckin monay”
Dio be like Za warudo and tormets the agents family for 100 years or longer
Saddly dio forgets when it comes to irs agents They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead, or broke, or in jail—or both! They are soulless bureaucratic robots the only thing that will ever be deeper in dios ass then them is poochi
Vergil is gonna get caught eventually
Not if he successfully plants that tree and gains national park status! Then the government will no longer tax him.
Reverse-Flash: *Rewrites the past so he never pays a single tax ever*
*he somehow makes it so that Barry has to pay his taxes instead*
"It was me Barry! I put the IRS on your trail so that you couldn't get away with tax evasion!"
This is just reverse flash, and I support it
I'm pretty sure Scrooge is so insanely wealthy that if the IRS tried to tax him, the sheer amount of money found would actually devalue the dollar to be not much better than toilet paper.
I think scrooge owns whatever duckbergs equivilent to the IRS is
Mario is VERY FUCKED
What happened to all the coins he got from the tens of worlds that he has traversed and pillaged?
He doesn’t use the coins
Mario constantly is saving royalty. I’m sure royalty would give him tax exceptions.
Po's gonna lose his Furious Five action figures, that's for sure!
Dimitri has already been working on abolishing the IRS anyway
Nah see, Dimitri’s king, HE MAKES THE TAXES
Bowser is a king of a sovereign nation and by default does not have to pay taxes to the IRS.
Vader is the Emperor's fuckboy. Pretty sure he gets exempt from a lot of laws
No he is the law
Yoshi: must be a tuesday
Superman is fine, but Clark Kent is completely screwed.
Wait Superman have you been paying your taxes?
"I think someone's trying to get me to admit I live in America."
I think the reference flew over your head-
Superman is an illegal alien.
I'm guessing you didn't see that video by Solid jj
Doctor Doom opens a portal directly into the IRS director's office and throws a bag of gold coins on to the desk DOOM: The market value of the gold within that purse should cover what is owed. I despise being indebted to anyone, let alone a government agency. Do not waste what little time we have in this world by sending auditors to my keep IRS: Um.....this is unorthodox. B-b-b-but if the gold is equal to what you owe, sir, we can make it work....I suppose DOOM: Very wise decision *Turns back towards portal to leave* IRS: If I may ask, sir. If you don't like owing anyone, why *did* you miss the filing deadline? DOOM: I was in hell at the time IRS: .....HUH?!?! DOOM: *leaves through portal without further elaboration*
Does a Kaiju need to pay taxes? I don't think Godzilla is beholden by human laws and taxes. Although he does cause a lot of property damage..
GO AHEAD AND DESTROY THE IRS GODZILLA. MAKE THE PEOPLE HAPPY!
Shadow wouldn’t care Yoshi already is evading his taxes
Silver: jokes on you, there is no Irs in the future
Godzilla is unphazed He doesn’t have a house
But he is an offical citizen
What property or currency does godzilla even have? He can't pay if he has nothing.
¥Yen cause hes an offical japanese citizen.
No, I meant, what gained currency does he have? At no point do we see him work for currency of any kind.
He can claim Godzilla Jr. as a dependent.
And he can file joint taxes with mothra. (Hell probably got a few insurance plans on her.)
They not doin shit to the doctor He will have their ass shut down in 6 words
I mean, he is the president of the world, so yeah.
Chosen Undead is sentence to run back to Grey Wolf Sif without killing the Hydra & no Crest of Astorias 100 times for Soul Counterfeiting and Soul Tax Fraud.
Fox is technically in the military, so he's pretty much exempt from taxes. Unless taxes work differently in the Lylat System.
I’m like 99% sure Dante doesn’t even know what taxes are, so I’m pretty sure he’s a tax evader by accident, and no one is brave enough to tell the wacky woo ha pizza man that he hasn’t payed taxes.
Makima probably owns the IRS lmao
She also works for the government in a high position. She probably pays $3 total due to “tax deductions”.
She most likely gets refunds
Naruto moves in with sasuke and Sakura.
Discord does not give a single shit lol
He apologies for the delay, snaps his fingers and summons the money to pay them, only when they go back to their IRS office, they found out he paid them with their own money somehow
I'm sorry but legally robots aren't people and as such can't be trialed until robots are deemed as people and gain citizenship.
**"THE DARK LORD OF ICECROWN BOWS TO NO ONE, LEAST OF ALL A PATHETIC WHELP LIKE YOU!"** "We thought you'd say something like that, so I brought along an organized party of 25 loot-crazed maniacs as an insurance policy."
DIO: summoning the world IRS Agent: “so it’s the same type of stand as the IRS…”
i'm the fucking spirt of vengeance or i'll pay you in pushups
Trunks is a billionaire so he’ll probably find a loophole
"Capsule corp somehow avoided to pay 11.2 billion zenit in federal income taxes"
Optimus prime will go out of his way to make sure its fixed. He will pay in proper and apologize for failing to do so.
Sora: "What are taxes?"
What i don't get is, why is the joker scared of the IRS?
Because he knows Batman will never actually kill him, but the IRS won’t hesitate
if you commit regular crime but you are criminally insane you go to arkham, you can't plead insanity if you commit tax fraud, the IRS comes for your ass and trows you in regular jail for a long ass time.
You can't claim reason of insanity for not filing your taxes. Hence, he'll be sentenced to prison and not Arkham Asylum. Meaning he can't escape prison and will die in prison.
The Doctor makes the IRS his bitch
The fuck is Godzilla gonna pay them? Fish?
I'm not gonna say it again, Taxman. I'm not paying 
Tucker already has his hands full with a STUPID amount of child support payments. He’s broke. Gonna have to sell his sword or something otherwise he’s screwed.
The chosen undead does not know what taxes are. The irs is defunct in Lordran.
Dantes broke ass is screwed.
Not fucked at all cause Kirby does his taxes unlike Yoshi. [Here's proof](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000337482690-txula8-t500x500.jpg)
Alucard is Romanian…and lives in Great Britain…and is in every sense of the word, including legally, dead. He’ll be fine. It’s the damages he left behind which are gonna come bite him.
IRS agent: please sir, pay us. Alucard: ¿Are you your mother last night?!
Natsu: What’s a tax and what’s the irs? (He’s only ever paid for food, what do you expect!?)
Reverse flash technically dosent exist as he’s from the future so they can’t tax him
Do monarchs need to pay taxes?
Well seeing as he-man can just turn back into prince adam who doesnt have a job A. B. His dad is the king of his land the taxes legit go to his father
Master chief forgot to pay his taxes
Ragna is a frequent dine and dasher (not by choice though) he’s dealt with worse
Jason just kinda kills all business people that show up to the lake.
Dante: “Well what are they gonna do send me to prison I’m still not paying taxes”
Ironically he's been to prison before
Well Courage is a dog
Jokes on them Sanji is already an outlaw
Vegeta is okay because Bulma pays it for them
Might Guy pays his taxes late then begs Tsunade for forgiveness.
"Sir, if you want my souls, then you're welcome to go pick them up from the boss room over there."
Master Chief is the most valued soldier in the military, I'm amazed they made him pay taxes to begin with. Purple Heart recipients in the US already don't pay a fuck ton of taxes, chief probably has a few dozen of those by now.
Chuck Norris owns the IRS
He’d just tell them to bill UNIT. They’re his only legal source of 21st century income anyways.
Dimitri is a king taxes go to him
Yoshi: “You have no power here.”
Sonic: he's anti authoritarian and a master of speed who can dodge taxes Dante: already in crippling debt Staic: doesn't even have a job Danny: same as virgil Silver: what are they gonna tax, fire taxes?
Phoenix is a mutant in the Marvel Universe where government agencies already try to hunt them down. It wouldn't make much of a difference. Plus she's the Phoenix and she's far too powerful for them. But I could see her actually try and pay off her taxes anyway since she's showed several times that she doesn't like to break the law unless she has to.
I… I think The Doctor is a foreigner and doesn’t have a basis to pay taxes. Second favorite, Lobo, would probably hear he owes some small amount like 40$ and in response he would literally nuke the IRS, and maybe every other tax collecting office in the planet
Galactus. I don’t think he gives a Shit.
Do Cybertronians pay Earth taxes? Or is the Cybertronian IRS after them?
More like do they have to pay for insurance 🤨
Superman is gonna be Super broke. If Joker can’t take on the IRS, then neither could Batman. Or should I say… ****BRUCE WAYNE!****
The IRS is completely screwed. The 8th doctor be forgetting everything alot.
Deadpool: don’t worry. I have a plan. *presses button* *BOOM* Deadpool: and just like that. All my taxes are paid.
The Last Dragonborn probably just pays off the bounty from the IRS with gold.
How do you tax mechagodzilla?
Power bill
The IRS soloes fiction, so no DB combatant survives
I’m pretty sure Dante is already wanted for tax evasion so he’s just screwed in general
TJ Combo would be fine. Tax wise. He'd go to prison for murder though
Vergil would just portal to hell and wait till they fuck off
I Mean Rick Is Able To Trick The Government, So The IRS Will Be No Problem
I don't know that Kirby or King DDD pay taxes any way
Saurons loaded so it’s fine
Bill starts taxing them as payback for thinking they could get anything out of him.
My guy pays his taxes one leg at a time like any other guy
Wukong does not pay taxes already
I don't know much about the IRS but I believe they could find a way to take down Godzilla
The IRS has no jurisdiction in the mushroom kingdom
Zoro's already a pirate constantly chased by the Marines. I doubt he'd even be aware that the IRS are a different group.
Tanjiro and Gojo: IRS, what's that? Makima: Minister, I hope you didn't forget my deal. Would you really want your people to be in danger? Ragna: Is this "IRS" a ploy by the World Void Information Control Organization (NOL) to track me down?
Mob would destroy the irs because reign told him it was an evil organization
He is the King so i dont think the IRS is going to care
They are able to be a god
He works for G.U.N. so he might be fine
Natsu is too stupid to pay his taxes so he is dead
Ben Tennyson works in an intergalactic police force. He’s a government employee so to speak. A government employee not paying his taxes would be even worse.
He's gonna do the exact same thing as he did to Time Baby
Oh no whatever shall I do?