"Hmph, so, do you really think you of all people can defeat me? Vegeta! Prince of the Saiya-" Vegeta suddenly spontaneously combust and explodes mid sentence
She beats Superman at Rock, Paper, Scissors, and he has to pay with the ice cream they got together, but do not worry. She taught him how to befriend the squirrels of Metropolis (and somehow talk to them).
Squirrel Girl would somehow catch Raiden and Samurai Jack's respective swords and break them with her bare hand like what Senator Armstrong did to Raiden's original sword while having no idea as to how she could do that.
It cuts to autobots and decepticons arriving to battle the chaos bringer, only to see his head orbiting cybertron and squirrel girl in a space ship saying âyour welcomeâ
Swarms Dio with squirrels like she did against Doom in her first appearance then rushes in to start delivering small cuts all over Dio that are somehow unregistered by his healing factor like she did to Wade one time. Then hits him with full force and punch barrages him until he's broken and bloody. She can't kill him but you never specified she had to kill them at the end.
She gets Sonic to feel guilty about fighting all of the squirrels, and while heâs distracted with that, she blackmails every one of his rivals to go beat the fuck out of him.
By becoming friends (Natsu, Erza and GrayâŠlegit Natsu and co wouldnât fight Squirrel Girl if she tries)âŠif not the against NatsuâŠsheâs actually screwed considering just how stupidly durable Natsu is and just how powerful he is
She and Jonathan donât fight at all, on account of one party not wanting to lose his status as a gentleman, and the other being too intimidated by the formerâs giant stature.
She gets Godzilla to step on a huuuuge lego and he dies from the pain Sadly squirrel girl died of cancer and radiation posioning soon after đą
GOATzilla always gets the last laugh đȘđȘđȘ
Man is legally required to win or at least poop out a smaller Godzilla
Goatloser
Even when he loses he wins as always
She somehow disconnect Eobard from the seed force then throws A squirrel at him
You mean the Speed Force right?
How did autocorrect turn it into that? But yes speed force
No no no, seed force is so in character for Squirrel girl with their nuts
It was me Barry, I was the one who grew that tree in your backyard, causing it to fall onto your house.
Offscreen
That's the correct answer.
Gojo is fucking quivering rn
She didnât need to do anything. All Vegeta did was to point at himself
"Hmph, so, do you really think you of all people can defeat me? Vegeta! Prince of the Saiya-" Vegeta suddenly spontaneously combust and explodes mid sentence
Vegeta freaks out and final flashes the planet upon getting swarmed by squirrels. Turns out Squirrel Girl is on *another* planet.
Turns out squirrels are the time lord's version of a grizzly bear.
Eh given enougth prep time a human can take a grizly and the doctors super smart
They can but the smartest option is to not mess with a grizzly to begin withÂ
Squirrel Girl pulls a Naruto and uses Talk No Jutsu to get Crona to stand down after some time was spent fighting.
well Sanji refuses to fight women soâŠ
Superman plays with the squirrels for so long that he misses the fight time and loses by default.
Another W for SuperGOAT
Squirrel Girl buys Sol a drink. Sol then forfeits and leaves.
She allows Dimitri to pet a squirrel while venting about his messed up childhood.
Squirrel Girl would probably stick out her left leg to trip Sonic while heâs running circles around her
She beats Superman at Rock, Paper, Scissors, and he has to pay with the ice cream they got together, but do not worry. She taught him how to befriend the squirrels of Metropolis (and somehow talk to them).
Common supergoat W
She throws a squirrel at Billâs eye, making him rive in pain
The 12th Dimensional Squirrel always finishes the fight
She finally snipes Sarge, something Church only wished he could do
Megatron has his ship taken apart by squirrels and dies in the explosion. Optimus doesnât abuse animals so he doesnât fight her. Idk man
I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH SQUIRRELS, MORTY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH Rick proceeds to get eaten after he got turned into a nut by accident.
Squirrel Girl would somehow catch Raiden and Samurai Jack's respective swords and break them with her bare hand like what Senator Armstrong did to Raiden's original sword while having no idea as to how she could do that.
Master chief doesnât scale high enough đ
Ben makes a snarky remark about how she's weak for only having squirrel powers. He then proceeds to be decked in the face and goes down in one hit.
While he's not looking, a really buff squirrel drop kicks the back of Vergil's head
Bayonetta mistakes one of her squirrels for Loki and it eats through her chest.
She calls in Sandy Cheeks to handle SpongeBob for her
It cuts to autobots and decepticons arriving to battle the chaos bringer, only to see his head orbiting cybertron and squirrel girl in a space ship saying âyour welcomeâ
Impossible. Saitama and Squirrel Girl cancel each other out.
Kirby fights until he sees food, he forgets he is fighting and just eats, then leaves
Swarms Dio with squirrels like she did against Doom in her first appearance then rushes in to start delivering small cuts all over Dio that are somehow unregistered by his healing factor like she did to Wade one time. Then hits him with full force and punch barrages him until he's broken and bloody. She can't kill him but you never specified she had to kill them at the end.
She gets Sonic to feel guilty about fighting all of the squirrels, and while heâs distracted with that, she blackmails every one of his rivals to go beat the fuck out of him.
By becoming friends (Natsu, Erza and GrayâŠlegit Natsu and co wouldnât fight Squirrel Girl if she tries)âŠif not the against NatsuâŠsheâs actually screwed considering just how stupidly durable Natsu is and just how powerful he is
As for Gray heâs been hit hard but has no counter to the healing factor, same with Erza
Squirrel Girl points at Goku  a needle causing him to run awayÂ
She and Jonathan donât fight at all, on account of one party not wanting to lose his status as a gentleman, and the other being too intimidated by the formerâs giant stature.
A squirrel sabotages one of the legs of Vergil's chair while he is sitting in it, causing it to break and fall over.
It totally happened, but it was off camera so I didn't get to see it
Sonic concedes because he doesnât want to hurt any squirrels and befriends Squirrel Girl