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As a bouncer for many years I have heard some hilarious rejections and this is top tier. My favorite though was a girl who told a dude she’d rather use a cactus as a butt plug than go home with him.
I had a *creepy* guy tell me I had the best legs he’d ever seen. I said, “they’re great at kicking dirtbags to the curb.”
All I heard was “bitch” when I walked away.
He could’ve then dropped the old “my dick just died, mind if I bury it in your ass” pick up line. I mean clearly she has the right sense of humor. Oh what a story to tell their kids about how they met…
This sub and most who like things on it just suck. Nothing is a face palm anymore, this is just funny what the hell is the face palm but who cares hundreds of likes lol
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What is the facepalm?
OP is a bot
I think the facepalm is that she’s an idiot: Everyone knows that poop is stored in the balls!
You know nothing you noob. The balls store my pee. Not my poo.
Go back to school. It’s common knowledge that pee is stored in the breasts.
You know nothing you noob. The balls store my pee. Not my poo.
Biology?
Botanist a subject matter expert in all things botanical in nature..
This is a correct statement however in this context you're just stating facts that have nothing to do with the topic.
There's a missing comment about op being a bot. To which the person I replied to commented "biology?"
Anyone whose taken 9th grade Biology knows that poop isn't stored in the butt checks.
I was being sarcastic that bot was short for botany not biology.
The fact people upvoted it is a facepalm
Face palm for the dude saying "nice ass"?
As a bouncer for many years I have heard some hilarious rejections and this is top tier. My favorite though was a girl who told a dude she’d rather use a cactus as a butt plug than go home with him.
That hurts
Especially with those pricks
I would upvote, *but this isn't a facepalm*
The laws around these parts are more like suggestions
"I love a girl who can shit talk"
This one right here
But she’s so full of shit
Hey baby, you got a great turd locker.
“But I poop from there”
One of my fav "pickup lines" is, Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
10/10
Do it fart tho?
Does it grip tho?
How the fuck is this a facepalm?
I guess the guy's pickup line is the facepalm?
Nah, op is the guy in being tweeted about
My Rednecklian friends used to call a nice ass a "superior turdcutter"....I miss those fuckers.
Did he propose?
Plot twist, he is into that
I had a *creepy* guy tell me I had the best legs he’d ever seen. I said, “they’re great at kicking dirtbags to the curb.” All I heard was “bitch” when I walked away.
It would just make me want her more. Hilarious and a nice ass? Tell me more.
Beautiful and functional!
"Well wana keep something g else in it tonight?"
This sub has gone to complete shit
That's not a facepalm, that's a high five
not a facepalm?
Bot post
The dead internet theory becomes more real by the day
r/lostredditors
That is a most excellent comeback! Give her a medal!
To attractive women pooping is an asset.
Blursed purse
[удалено]
Dementia
This isn't facepalm
Ok I think she’s mine too
Nu uh show me
“Form and function.. the best of both worlds”
She really said “I keep poopin’ it.”
He could’ve then dropped the old “my dick just died, mind if I bury it in your ass” pick up line. I mean clearly she has the right sense of humor. Oh what a story to tell their kids about how they met…
The German guy: "prove it"
She saying it’s an exit only?
🤣
“You have beautiful eyes” Thanks! My mom made them!
Joke's on her, some guys are into that
Not a facepalm
I'd be like, "and a lot of it, as far as I can tell. What's up?"
wow this sub is trash
That response is gold lmao 
LOL I love her.
Nice ass and she's witty?
Huh?
Read it again. Take it as slow as you need.
“Keep poop in it?” She must be backed up.
I’d have said, good let me pack what you have kept so there’s room for more!
"Sorry, not into guys with UTIs."
"You got a sister??"
"She can't stand men with the clap."
Ooo you're goooooooood.
That's what my daddy tells me every day.
Well you put helmet on a soldier before you send them into battle.
Probably backfired and made the guy even hornier
That isn't where poop is stored.
This sub and most who like things on it just suck. Nothing is a face palm anymore, this is just funny what the hell is the face palm but who cares hundreds of likes lol
Many guys will actually find that hot.